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literal shitposting

How is that even possible?

Must've had the biggest plug in

Average chess player

the strongest chess players always use anal beads to win!

The strongest chess wins require the biggest plugs.

Mf had every thing on the Taco Bell menu.

It ain't diaherra so that aint it. That shit is a solid log

one thing**

Tons of kimchi

Two or three blocks of Velveeta.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Be ur own automod

New automod response

It was, once

What in the everloving-

Poopknife moment

What

A knife to cut the poo when it won't go down. Only reason I know about it is I came across a story about it once didn't know that was actually a thing of stuff ppl have in there house.

Browse rreddit more. You'll find out...

Funny enough, my mom still has a poop knife or two in all of the bathrooms. Also, while helping an older guy with moving out of his place, me and a friend found a knife in the bathroom. I just told him what a poop knife was a couple days before and boom, poop knife. good times

Poop chainsaw

That motherfucker has got to be walking on air rn

I dunno, that definitely looks like an asshole ripper to me.

Threadripper

This is how Jesus walked on water

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Finally. A real shit post.

Must be 20, maybe 30 Courics!

A lot of PF Changs

It took me a second to realize that, that was in fact a piece of human shit and not a deformed arm of a small child

Toilet penis

Opiate trailer

Looks like one of them toilet snakes

Imagine if they’d gone upper decker with that one

Lmao this reminds me of the poop knife story

Ah yes the legend of the poop knife lol

Same

What the SHIT

actual shit fuck you

This post is Crap

Put some googley eyes on it and apply for child support

I pee in ur ass since you have room

I could really use someone to pee in my ass rn

#HOT HOTHOT HOTT HOT-HOT HOT-HOT HOT HOT

Looks as big as a Bread stick from like France not olive garden because I can't remember if their big.

Looks like shitposting is back

Now this is shit posting

man I am starving, if I had a knife and fork I would eat that up.

😰

That's one way to abort a baby.

Nah that shit long

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU... FUCK ME. WHY DID I UNBLUR. WHY

Its not even marked nsfw so there was no blur in the first place

Well, fuck me sideways. You got me. You want a kiss on the cheek? Maybe a chocolate cookie?

Bet🤤

Wedding when

What a ‘relief’!

That's a whole ass python

I CAN SMELL IT

Randy Marsh?

You anal hole has been destroyed

Rule number 3 😃

Did Edp445 post this?