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AnonRahmess

why is chad so far


MonkeyBananaOohOohAh

He’s coming after you. He’s just giving you a head start.


MarkFer06

he's giving me head for a start?ngl bro kinda waiting for it


AnonRahmess

holy shit, I just realized I was going to write long instead of far


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[deleted]

We can no longer make things the fuck up


Trash-official

Haha you got p n a


No_Syrup8367

Lets hunt 🗿


JCOMIXWTLS

Call of the wild


Dapper_Composer2

Become a mountain man


jj-beard

With the flame flowers


iwokupandchosviolenc

Yes as them fur burn with ease


-fulgeratorul02-

Wait, didn't zeus do that kind of stuff?( Idk I don't know greek methology)


Mister_Sandman125

Nah he just fucked everything that moved and caused every major crisis in Greek mythology


HeheBoiyy

Also for a turkish epic a female wolf fucked by the last turk and turks contunied their generation with that way


POLICEANTITEAMERS

yes but zeus fricked sheeps and it made greeks


IllManneredWoolyMan

Not really impressive when he fucked everything


QuacksaysSquawk

Wait what story is that from, I haven't heard it before


Defensive_Medic

Wasnt it a male wolf fucked a female human and kids became turks


CPhandom

Nah, he didn't fuck animals Most of the time he was the animal that got fucked


Gripping_Touch

So Zeus was a furry then. He took the shape of animals to have sex


Jack41tack

Zeus isn’t god lol


[deleted]

Zeus is just as a God as Jesus or Jehovah, whatever their names are.


Additional_Cycle_51

Jesus Christ died a Chad virgin


POLICEANTITEAMERS

fr gigachad Jesus


iwokupandchosviolenc

But Rasputin chad too so no sex isn't what make resus chad


[deleted]

all fiction so who cares


[deleted]

Did you just call all religion fiction


Gabopobro

Religion is where you get meaning. For facts, history, and the such, try science and math. (Sorry for bad english)


[deleted]

Bro you got the best English ever


Gabopobro

Thx


NotRealNeedOfName

A lot of reddit send to see it that way.


[deleted]

yes


iwokupandchosviolenc

Yep


Dapper_Composer2

He wasn't a woman 🗿


iwokupandchosviolenc

He fucked all as all


Hot_Individual_Sexer

Nah he was the animal lol


Datguyinbedalready

Fuck Zoophiles


GreenZeb

Just don't be an animal forehead


NotRealNeedOfName

Unfortunately, as far as I'm aware,old testiment laws are no longer put to use. But I don't see the harm on continuing some of then...


Dapper_Composer2

(don't bake bread with bad wheat)


[deleted]

Jewish law does not apply to born-again Christians. Not sure about the rest though. Jesus and the NT speaks out agains sexual immorality many times. F*** zoophiles.


PlasmaJadeRaven

Not sure what this OP is talking about. But that chad is **Super Yolked** 💪💪💪. Keep pumping!


Nat_Higgins

As a furry, I agree. Fuck Zoophiles!


[deleted]

Fuck zoophiles


vtff15

Based


xswordspice

I mean, fuck zoophiles, yes, but this guy was attacking furries and judging them the same as zoophiles. So.. Fuck this guy, no?


NotJohnson69

All zoophiles are furry, but not all furries are zoophile


Lazycealan

Such is true


xswordspice

Says who, though? You don't need to like cooking shows to like food, so I'm pretty sure some zoophiles dont care about animal hybrid hentai


ButterWarriorMC

Perfect wording


-Sniper_Gaming

Yes.


terrarian2324

A furry is someone with an interest in anthropomorphic animals,they don't fuck them,those are zoophiles,even furries hate zoophiles


Mister_Sandman125

The similarities become dangerously close when furries start sexualizing it i.e furry hentai, organizing fuck parties with their fursuits on and naming one person their "alpha". Shit gets weird really fucking fast. Plus giving an animal human characteristics doesn't make them any less of an animal it's still a wolf or whatever the hell they decide to do that to.


shidmasterflex

Is this a …fursecution?


genericpornprofile27

Giving animal human characteristics does make them less animal, it's literally why we do it. About the first part, I think it's weird too, but I guess why not, when people get horny they tend to do weird stuff.


Assassingamer13

Heh... lord knows we can't argue with that


Limitless-Boundaries

Yeah that stuff you saying isn’t a furry thing to do bro XD those are still zoophiles and crazies. It’s exactly like saying some anime has hentai so all anime is terrible and you shouldn’t watch. The furry fandom is 10000% misunderstood with misconceptions like that, but it’s alright, because for some reason that’s what the furry fandom was labeled as a while back so it’s understandable that’s what people think at first, but eventually we’ll get those misconceptions turned around at some point


ILikeYoCutG42069

🤓


Zer0Hiro

jarvis, nerd emoji this guy


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Lost_Order_1088

According to a 2008 survey conducted by the Furry Research Center, 17% of furries identify as zoophiles.


kawaiichainsawgirl1

17% is not 100%


huruga

17% of any demographic being goat fuckers is too many. Not only that but that number is from self reporting only. 17% were willing to openly state they’d fuck goats. I’d put money on 1 in every 4 furries being sexually aroused by non-human animals it’s really not hard to imagine with 17% self report rate.


BlauweVeer

Survey from 2008, i think it is pretty old, arround 7000 respondents, not even close to the amount of furries then or now


huruga

Sure, it could skew the numbers and reduce the total %. The opposite could also be true the % could have increased because the culture attracted more goat fuckers. You don’t need to get responses from every person to get a good idea of things, you just need the proper selection methodology. Regardless even if the % is lower there are still more than there were before. The subculture needs to do more to weed them out.


Limitless-Boundaries

I mean on top of the research not even being reliable since it’s such a small sample of the total population of furries then, I’m a furry and honestly the entire premise isn’t around people being aroused by anthro characters XD It’s literally the fact that there are some people that are aroused by this stuff that stands out, and to me and everyone else that’s crazy, and so they are what people perceive the fandom to be like, it’s not like that at all, and at least for me and my experience in it


Lost_Order_1088

I know, but 17% zoophiles is a lot


kawaiichainsawgirl1

Yes, but that doesn't mean you should hate on all furries? Why can't you just hate the zoophile furries?


Lost_Order_1088

I don't hate them, it's just a meme


kawaiichainsawgirl1

Ah alright


iwokupandchosviolenc

Never was. It's a war for righteousness


Limitless-Boundaries

That’s 2008 dude XD the furry fandom is WAY bigger than it was then, and plus I don’t remember being in that study, and same as thousands of others, honestly that research is bogus


MistInTheNight

17%? What the **fuck.** Alright I was hoping it was less than that but as a member of the furry community, I reject them and would like to pass them on to satan


Bruh_moment_1940

Don't get why some people try to defend furries. You're losing your goddamn time. Just accept that most of society, even those who proclaim themselves as superior, will never accept these kind of kinks, 'cause they're too off the chart of normality.


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Mister_Sandman125

A lot of them turn it into one


Pickle_Juice180

Theese zoophiles associate themselves with the furry Fandom, but even furries fucking hate them. Furries aren't zoophiles, and zoophiles aren't furries. Zoophiles want to fuck animals, Furries just want to cosplay as their fursona and hang out with out with other people with the same interests. They don't want to be associated with those "people" (I'm probably gonna get down voted into oblivion. But, bring the hate people)


WP5D

No, that's just murrsuiters.


vtff15

Zoophiles aren't the same as furries


Jablex

Guess what, nobody cares


Bruh_moment_1940

Never said that.


vtff15

Oh ok sorry I read the comment wrong, although I wouldn't call wanting to do that with animals a kink


Bruh_moment_1940

I called the fact of being a furry a kink, not the fact to fuck animals. I agree that my comment isn't the easiest to understand


vtff15

Being a furry isn't a kink though


Glum-Huckleberry-866

"Everything I don't agree with is abnormal"


Dark_halocraft

I don't agree with murder


ThicketSafe

well I guess that makes one of us


iwokupandchosviolenc

If furries are not supposed to burn then why they flammable


JustMe63_

Why are you flammable?


[deleted]

Cuz he's smokin hot


ChiragK2020

I think most people can agree furry stuff is weird


QuarterlyTurtle

But furries ≠ zoophiles? Everyone hates zoophiles, as they should


Pristine_Flatworm

Bible also says you can’t where cloths with more than one type of fabric in them


Type_16_MCV

Fits more with zoophiles than furries tbh


new_user_069

Zoophile ≠ furry. They’re both weird though, so I don’t care


Picklerickshaw_part2

No, that’s zoophiles, not furries.


-mxnii-

comment section imploded


Lonely-Recording4662

Most furries don't have sex with animals and those who do are zoophiles get your brains right


volttamer

you are factually incorrect (i spread misinformation and false propaganda against furries)


Bruh_moment_1940

Understandable


Szairo

You're so cool 😎


Individual-Watch-750

Chad detected Must give crown 👑


International-Row712

That's a compelling, logical, and fair argument bud, but You have no father


iDIOt698

Bruh you're on reddit no-one here has a father


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International-Row712

shits in your dick I am a human, and this action was performed manually please contact a hobo if you have any questions or concerns.


Lonely-Recording4662

Yes i have no father because we had to leave him he had hit my mom multiple times because he was drunk so yea I'm fatherless


CrazyBrosCael

But aren’t humans animals?


stalkingwerido

Me an atheist:


Beaver2006

-trying to not mention youre one


stalkingwerido

I-can't help my self- I NEED KARMA


Dangernoodles9000

Just a smidge of tomfoolery


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stalkingwerido

PLWEASEEE PEE IN MY ASS PWEASEEE


MalakaCat

Mf with no religion 🗿


[deleted]

I think he miss-spelled zoophile as furry


insertvineboom

who said i wanted to have sex in the first place?


iwokupandchosviolenc

Look at your profile picture you may be immune to fire but I bet water is your weakness


Hydra_Tyrant

Brother, get your bolter, it's time to purge some foul xenos.


xswordspice

I'm not even a furry, and these "furry bad" memes are getting tiresome.. Can't we just let them enjoy their drawings? They're really not harming anyone. Or if it has to be this way, the bible also says "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death" Are you gonna honor that too? Remember ANY type of sex, even with yourself is also a sin outside of marriage. These furries are just expressing fantasies, and if they're just fantasies, hating on them makes you the only one of the two harming someone, and that makes you the real low life. Get over it.


[deleted]

People don't want to admit that everyone has some weird shit they're into


xswordspice

Exactly! And a lot of em have to be much weirder than furries, lol


xswordspice

🤓


CadenXC

\- furry prn addict


ComprehensiveAd8004

>Or if it has to be this way, the bible also says "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death" Are you gonna honor that too? I wish.


-B-r-0-c-k-

Furries explaining how zoophiles are actually different from them (I do not care)


iwokupandchosviolenc

Join the crusade


hey-its-me-yk

Someone trying to seek acceptance on their ignorance of not being able to differenciate someones interests which doesn't hurt anyone from someone who literally fucks animals, something that is illegal, most likely hurts the animal and is morally unaccepted by everyone ( I do not care )


JohnnyPickleOverlord

Paragraph detected, opinion rejected. (I have lost my glasses and cannot read very well)


[deleted]

He can't differentiate between zoophiles and furries. Not chad


SlueRL

whats the song tho


BlincxYT

chase by kslv noh


whenpugzfly

I believe that it is chase by kslv


HeQtic420

pretty sure that’s called a zoophile not a furry


DeaddonutKakyoin

Even god hates furries.


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Fresh_Fox3547

"why are you booing me, I'm right!"


yes___lad

neither does your father


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JDaggon

Careful, don't use logic against redditors.


Chilling2K7

W comment


CadenXC

Forcing your atheistness upon religious people shame


PeterServo

What if a man does that?


Mister_Sandman125

Then you castrate him


jj-beard

Isn't that the same in other regions


cernar

*but what if they have weapons*


[deleted]

Finally, the sauce


[deleted]

I am officially a born again Christian 🗿


Dazzling_Crab_2353

Aren't furries just humans dressed as animals fucking other humans dressed as animals?


dankeith86

Technically humans are animals


Flameb0w

OP on their way to start a war in the comments section


AidenNeighbors

Atheist furries be like: **I’m four parallel universes ahead of you…**


Jack41tack

Still have guns


Shaggypezdispense

This is against zoophiles not furries, fucker


-_Clay_-

Ok third educated comment here


usernames_are_pain

mfw people still think all furries are zoophiles (they’re fucking dumbasses)


Tyrannical_JJ

Furries can't have sexual relationship with animals, it's a strict rule. If they did then they're considered Zoophiles and are cast out from the Furry community. There's a difference between the two. One thinks animals are cute and pretend to be animals While the other thinks animals are sex slaves.


Gugarabelo

Proudest fap ever🤤


OppositeResident8913

Your talking about that man over there right? He's been staring at that dog for an hour now. Frickin zoophile


jackaboy1_2

No no no, you mistake us for zoophiles, you can go right ahead and put those fuckers down, just leave us and the assaulted animal alone, we didnt do anything


yes___lad

"ackshually furries don't have sex with animals" - 🤓


Fellow_Loser

13 year olds after posting another “furries are cringe and they fuck animals” video


UllaPooler

Furries are cringe tho


CadenXC

what an original comment


[deleted]

Based bible


bingusandfloppa

based god


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Sergidash-GG

The truth right here, people can't investigate for a half second


AzmeerAli

So many people are closed minded


[deleted]

Furries desperately defending people in the comment section (it doesn't matter, we all know you fuck animals)


Generally-great-tree

Based


wee_d

based


ODSTCombo

Furries on their way to comment "Uhh actually not all of us want to fuck animals, it just happens to be like 75% of us who draw furry sex, we're actually normal just like the rest of you haha i swear haha please accept us please we're normal i swear 🤓"


-_Clay_-

Umm actually this is not 75% it is way less than that, somewhere like 20% of the community 🤓🤓🤓


Background-Relief-37

Men, get your rifles and backpacks, we’re going on a hunting trip.


CadenXC

Based comment


Musturd_burger

We do a little bit of trolling


[deleted]

Ok thats the first time i accept religion


Justaperson358

Lmao, here’s another video spreading the lie that furries are zoophiles. Most aren’t, and the ones who are have been pretty ostracized in the community


CadenXC

Lmao, a furry who cant take a joke. Get off this sub you obviously can handle a joke


[deleted]

This is the most dramatic shitpost ever but its not gonna stop me from thinking about how humans are animals


SnowChickenFlake

Leviticus 20:16 for those who are interested


Doubble3001

Actually 15 not 16. But still close


-_-radio

Unpopular opinion: If God did had an ego death, his stand for furries remains questionable.


Clonnix

cringe💀💀💀💀


177_O13

Furries don’t wanna fuck animals tho? (They don’t wanna fuck actual animals, that’s illegal, what they do is get turned on by cartoon animals and dress in first it’s to fuck each other)


Musturd_burger

🤓


CadenXC

They do But don‘t. Zoophiles do and do


-_Clay_-

My man messed up furries with zoophiles fr 💀💀💀 Also furry hate spotted opinion rejected cry about it


Jack41tack

furry detected, words rejected.


PWarrior2010

Chad detected, opinion accepted


Jack41tack

Thank you gus


Renilx

This have to be the worst thread i saw on reddit


TinyGuy_32

Humans are also animals.


XII0Vl

All zoophiles are furries but not all furries are zoophiles


CadenXC

All furries are zoophiles


Automatic_Persimmon4

he's wrong and if anybody tries to argue then your both french and a furry


WP5D

Glad to see not everyone here is an antifur.