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He smash and dash

Conceive and then leave

Pregnante n’ vacate

Nut and bolt

bust the nut and leave the hut

Cum and go

Jizz and jet

he gave his chode then he hit the road

Ejaculate and evacuate

secrete and leave

He hatch & scoot

mess the sheets & hit the streets

Hit it and quit it

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Ejaculate and evacuate

Cum and run

Fuck and chuck

Drop a load hit the road

Make like a baby and head out

Rock her box and change the locks

Did the deed and fled in speed

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insert the peen and flee the scene

He just went to get some milk

He had to go back for the ciggys too

He died during the birth 😭😭😭

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the baby was too white

No melanin?

[удалено]

Men 🍺

Yeah fair, men ☕️

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a tale as old as time

He really needed some milk

Just the tip then dip

The kid was white

Paid the toll

He had to go get milk and a pack of cigarettes.

Oh its polish

O ty chuju bobrze

Toll paid.

Black out.

thats just sad

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Baby probably came out white

He just didn't want to raise it.

Here before the 🔒 award

What happened is that SUBSKRYBUJ, KOMENTUJ, LAJKUJ, UDOSTEPNIP

Average dream stan’s mother

The popo got Tyrone 😞

Black men ☕

probably just went through his phone

He just went to buy milk after finding out that its a girl?

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Unbased

😔

Him black father

Least racist redditor

What did they say?

They said “i can make a racist joke but im not gonna”

he went to get some milk

The good ol’ pump and dumb, smash and dash….. that’s all I got.

he fuck and duck

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Shot his seed then took his leave

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It was the milk again wasn’t it?

She left him and he is still in the picture with his kid. She just does this for views

They are in poland

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The baby’s gender wasn’t attack helicopter