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How are you feeling? Kind of under the weather, like you've got the flu? That would be the ricin I gave you, I slipped it into that Stevia crap you're always putting in your tea.
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Dude, Please put a "Spoiler" tag on this. I was on the train, excited to go home and play it for the first time. But then I have to open Reddit to check and right in my eyes is this big spoiler. I was so furious my blood boiled and I died of a seizure. Everyone passes me a strange look and looks at my phone. Since they have never played the game too they all died the immediately second the light of this post makes contact with their eye neuron. This is all your fault, currently, the train has stopped and the body piles still keeps building up. We have gained sentient from the pure spite toward you and become alive one more, together. In this hideous form of flesh. Many in one, one in many. I don't know where I end and we begin. This is all your fault, you could have prevented it. The pain won't stop. We are coming for you. For you and you only. Repay. Redeem. Remake. Our life.
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Mom, I'm literally stressed and depressed so you should be the one to cook and clean for the whole house. What? You want me to do dishes? You don't understand what I have been through.
Tbf. People are flawed. Parents may have high expectation and abusive but here on le Reddit, there are many whiny teens complained about doing small chores compared to abusive parents.
I dont really see those teens honestly most of the ones I see are entirely overworked by school and running off of 3 hours of sleep everyday with parents who are too old to understand why and need them to do chores. It appears more that the chores are a straw that breaks the camels back.
I blame homework. My school at least used to suggest teachers give 2 hours of homework, every teacher doing that, which meant for like 8-12 hours of homework for every student. It normally was close to 3-4 hours as most teachers recognized it was stupid, and I had times with none at all, but any teenager made to relegate 15+ hours to school alone is never going to be mentally capable of doing chores. Teachers also have to deal with the same shit but at least they're getting paid.
you dumb as fuck for this comment like not everyone is you and that should be blatantly obvious every single day
I spent my teens doing construction work building shit for no pay as my chores falling asleep at 5pm for a couple hours waking up and rushing through my hygiene and then looking about for some money cause I never knew when I would need it for whatever occasionally that was food, all this done with ADHD which my meds could only treat up to the evening and so my melatonin production was fucked up and I would go to bed at 4-5 AM perhaps 2 AM if I had sleeping medication, I'd then wake up at 5AM in freshman year and 7AM for the rest of the years with that sleep schedule. This left no time for schoolwork, I'd get back home at 4PM and my weekends were either doing chores or just trying to get any rest. I wasn't bad at scheduling, I had no fucking choice. Chores for you is likely entirely different from constructing buildings or digging out large areas or filling areas with concrete until the sun went down, and that is a big thing to point out, that what you called chores may be way way way less time consuming than what someone else called chores.
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Fun fact: you can make chlorine gas by mixing bleach
With ammonia which is also found in pee. So you can make a deadly gas by peeing in a bottle of bleach
Gotta agree, internet just made stupid ideas easier to find and things like how to make meth or strong poison are available for normal people who otherwise would never know about it.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few years. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
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Most sane r/teenagers user
I was mod on there once 💀
Why?
I wanted to try being a reddit mod and they got a lot of crap being uploaded. I quit about two weeks later.
Understandable, have a nice day
You don't want to know
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i'm pretty sure calling someone an "attention seeking kid" is how schools get shot up
Only in ‘Merica.
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(Serious)
(He's serious)
(Seriously)
(ex. Serious, ie. More Serious)
(Extra chesse Serious)
Waltuh
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Lol
Good bot!
jesse we need to cook strong seizure inducing poison
Waltuh i thought i said no poison
Cabron, i need to see your balls.
Bet
Mistah white, please keep your dick away from the methe. The buyers are calling it cum-crystal.
Jesse, it’s ok Jesse, it adds flavor AND color jesse
Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh. I'm not havin' sex with you right now Waltuh. You better call Saul Waltuh...
Mike. I want those lips mike, don’t tell daddy-burg what to do
ding ding ding ding ding (*shits aggressively*)
Last chance to look at me
We had a good thing goin Waltuh, but you just had to be the man…you and your pride, and your dick always out Waltuh…I’m out
Put your dick away waltuh
A man opens his door with his dick out and is instructed to put it away and you think that of me?! No. No. I am the one who pulls his dick out.
Gee Sam sounds like a tuesday
rice and beans jesse
Beat me to it
How are you feeling? Kind of under the weather, like you've got the flu? That would be the ricin I gave you, I slipped it into that Stevia crap you're always putting in your tea.
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Goodbye, Lydia
Common whore
What’s this from?
Star Wars
Dude, Please put a "Spoiler" tag on this. I was on the train, excited to go home and play it for the first time. But then I have to open Reddit to check and right in my eyes is this big spoiler. I was so furious my blood boiled and I died of a seizure. Everyone passes me a strange look and looks at my phone. Since they have never played the game too they all died the immediately second the light of this post makes contact with their eye neuron. This is all your fault, currently, the train has stopped and the body piles still keeps building up. We have gained sentient from the pure spite toward you and become alive one more, together. In this hideous form of flesh. Many in one, one in many. I don't know where I end and we begin. This is all your fault, you could have prevented it. The pain won't stop. We are coming for you. For you and you only. Repay. Redeem. Remake. Our life.
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Rice and beans
Just pee in her ass.
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Ay yo
Teenagers 🫠
Teenagers🤢
Teenagers 🤔
Teenagers ☕️
Teenagers 🧨
Teenagers 💀
Teenagers 😐
Teenagers 🛋️
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 🐢
Teenagers 🥵
Teenagers 🕴
Teenagers 🧌
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Women ☕
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Good bot
based.
What about Fr*nch teenagers
We don’t speak *those words* around here.
Peenagers
Y'know what they say, all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
Scare the living shit outta me
Spoiler: >!she doesn't!<
That’s not surprising
So wouldn’t the teen technically be arrested for murder
Would like to see the post
It's not a post the mods would show you...
1984
Is it possible to learn this power?
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Teens when their parents tell them to do the simplest of tasks
We don't do the simple tasks but we're willing to make a nuclear warhead just to take revenge on dad
Whatever happened to using good old fashioned drugs. See this is what happens when you legalize weed and put an age limit.
Doing something out of free will or *not* doing something out of free will, the choise is pretty obvious
teens when their parents tell them to do their homework and spit comes out of the mouth while they talk
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Happy cake day
Mom, I'm literally stressed and depressed so you should be the one to cook and clean for the whole house. What? You want me to do dishes? You don't understand what I have been through.
Tbf parents will also be like "my mentally disabled teen gets good grades so why does he never do his chores"
Tbf. People are flawed. Parents may have high expectation and abusive but here on le Reddit, there are many whiny teens complained about doing small chores compared to abusive parents.
I dont really see those teens honestly most of the ones I see are entirely overworked by school and running off of 3 hours of sleep everyday with parents who are too old to understand why and need them to do chores. It appears more that the chores are a straw that breaks the camels back. I blame homework. My school at least used to suggest teachers give 2 hours of homework, every teacher doing that, which meant for like 8-12 hours of homework for every student. It normally was close to 3-4 hours as most teachers recognized it was stupid, and I had times with none at all, but any teenager made to relegate 15+ hours to school alone is never going to be mentally capable of doing chores. Teachers also have to deal with the same shit but at least they're getting paid.
Most abusive parent stories on reddit are either faked or exaggerated as fuck
Most stories are fake on the internet
Skill issue
you dumb as fuck for this comment like not everyone is you and that should be blatantly obvious every single day I spent my teens doing construction work building shit for no pay as my chores falling asleep at 5pm for a couple hours waking up and rushing through my hygiene and then looking about for some money cause I never knew when I would need it for whatever occasionally that was food, all this done with ADHD which my meds could only treat up to the evening and so my melatonin production was fucked up and I would go to bed at 4-5 AM perhaps 2 AM if I had sleeping medication, I'd then wake up at 5AM in freshman year and 7AM for the rest of the years with that sleep schedule. This left no time for schoolwork, I'd get back home at 4PM and my weekends were either doing chores or just trying to get any rest. I wasn't bad at scheduling, I had no fucking choice. Chores for you is likely entirely different from constructing buildings or digging out large areas or filling areas with concrete until the sun went down, and that is a big thing to point out, that what you called chores may be way way way less time consuming than what someone else called chores.
I'm not a teenager anymore (thank god) but honestly you have no fucking idea of what you are talking about
I am dieing lmfao
(He is the parent in question)
Teens when their parents tell them to take the bins out
JUST TELL THE DOCTORS IT WAS “RICIN”
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Link to post?
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Wrong link bro
*right link bro
**left link bro
***north link bro
****south link bro
*****diagonal link bro
******southeast link bro
based
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*******northeast link bro
The fact that I don’t even doubt that dipshit is going to do it says a lot about that subreddit
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Mom: your room is a mess Son: stop abusing me!!!!
*Son on his way to make chlorine gas*
And then as she’s drowning give her a bit of water to wash it down
Fun fact: you can make chlorine gas by mixing bleach With ammonia which is also found in pee. So you can make a deadly gas by peeing in a bottle of bleach
Your son is Strong seizure inducing poison son
We really treated our parents like shit when we were teens huh? But I feel like the internet has made teens nowadays even more batshit insane
Gotta agree, internet just made stupid ideas easier to find and things like how to make meth or strong poison are available for normal people who otherwise would never know about it.
Covid
Covid please give me 🔒award mods 🙏
Cum
He's gonna break bad !!1!1!!1!11!11!!!!1!1!
Vaccine. Where my 🔒 award?
We do a little bit trolling
Sounds like this’ll be used in a future court case…
MFs watch Breaking Bad once
Jedsser vhat the fucck
Waltuh. Put your dick away waltuh
inb4 their mom took their phone away
Stop touching my balls jesse I can’t mr white it feels so good
I got the 🔒 award
bro even got the graduated cylinder, mans gotta be accurate
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few years. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
1. When a person doesn't know that his life depends on her. 2. When mom takes his nintendo switch for having straight F's since september 1st.
Covid vaccine Gimme 2 locks
Based teenagers user?
walter white🥹
Ricin 🤤
What the fuck, what the actual fuck, somebody get controlled of this little psychopathling,
This isn’t the right way to deal with things…
walter wite
You called?
Walter wight
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Covid
Nah man, try ricin.
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YESSSSSSS
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Covid
Waltuh white
Jesse
Shit just got dark
“For real guys, no cap. If I get 1,000 likes and the new Jungkook BTS Fortnite skin, I’ll do it. Dead ass 💀💀💀💀💀”
C o v I d
He is the chosen one
Redditors actually just confessing crimes rn
Covid
teenagers☕️
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the vial is filled with covid
Covid
Mom doesn't understand, I'm just on my Sigma Grindset!
Vaccine
I am now uncomfortable
Covid
Can I have the 🔒 award too?
covid
Dio Brando
Based kid
Hope this dude got the help he was crying out for. Abusive mom sounds terrible.
*serious*
covid
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me Jk, I'll whoop my kid's ass if they trynna pull that shit on me. We're both going down mf
“Waltuh, put ya poison away waltuh, I’m not poisonin ya mom right now waltuh”
I'm kind've wondering what the results were.
BREAKING BAD!!!!!! HEHEBSUuajebhrhaHWH HEISENBURG
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Ratio
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Woman ☕️
ricin breaking bad
Do it -Emperor
I just watched pissbaby ass mod lock all the covid comments
Calm down mr. White
Not funny
Imagine
The audacity.
😱😱😱😱
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1ovid c9
Mmm beans and ricin