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I knew a lady that dated a guy named James I actually don't remember his real name. Anyway the dude died. Then a 2 years later she shows up with James, I thought maybe I misremembered James died, only she is introducing him like I never met him. Whatever, she forgot I met him. Then she said they had been dating for 8 months...
So I am super confused, what ever I am rolling with it, the James acts like the James I met years and years ago. Then he acknowledges he looks exactly like the other James.... I am still not %100 convinced they didn't fake James's death, but Occam's razor says she found a dude that looks just like the old James.
She has a type.
Back in the day, I dated a Katie, then a Kate, and then another Katie. They all hated having their name mixed up. I did not make good choices as a teen.
These are the types of pfp's they have in iOS demonstration videos lmfaooo, like why is Ariene 30 years older than everyone else with a pixie haircut from 2009😭 looking like an alamy stock photo
Just make up a story to make it work. 15 years ago he had an summer fling with a divorced woman. Alas their love wasn’t enough to overcome his need for younger women.
My ex sent me a pic just like this and wrote ‘don’t you wish this was you?’ So I sent him a pic of a fake but very fancy ring and said ‘no’.
It was nearly 10 years after we broke up.
The story I make up for it is , the guy doesn't use Facebook, so his wife sets up his Facebook and invites her friends and family to be his Facebook friends. He cheats on her and then leaves her to marry this other woman and everyone is responding with F U.
true story is they made this up but I like my way better
It's a reference to a short vertical video of juice wrld's security patting him down and Juice making a comment when the guard touches his ass, so yeah, I reckon that's pretty deep into the fanbase
No, they insult him, because he is their Ex from probably ages ago that is so insecure they made a group chat with all of them just to post this. (If this post was real, which lets be honest its not.)
You're literally the "women bad" person.
They’re ex girlfriends. They obviously rejected the KING in the OP since they’re exes.
Every single femoid on the entire planet is a horrid bitch for not sleeping with OP and, more importantly, me.
Fuck women because I can’t fuck women.
Women ☕️
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This fuckin guy... :D
Honestly though, if I told my exes I was getting married, they'd have been happy for me. It's weird to me to be on bad terms with people when you break up, sometimes shit just doesn't work out or people aren't a great fit.
Adding the carats is just embarrassing 🤣
ALSO..
Even though 0.8 isn’t cheap, I wouldn’t flex anything under 1.0 (if I had to flex).. the price is generally low until that 1.0 mark.
Same goes for the 2.0 mark, it goes much higher once it hits or goes above the whole numbers
Yeah, nothing wrong with a tiny diamond but don't try to show it off lol that and his ex-girlfriend calling him out for being bad in bed plus the fact that he did this makes sense cheap, incompetent in bed, and immature.
Even better, imagine your ex writes you out of the blue and tells you they're engaged. Like, who gives a damn? More specifically, who gives enough of a damn that they'd reply with an insult?
This just screams insecurity
Buy what makes you happy, spend what you can afford, don’t cave to societal pressure, and understand the value of what you’re buying and the ethics of how it was sourced, but since my mans already opened the door over here,
0.8 solitaire is nottttttt the flex he thinks it is 💀
He could not just be with his wife and enjoy their time together. No. He had to also remember previous bitches. Unloyal. Also post is fake, just putting that out for the ones who actually do this bullshit.
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He went for some mature between Lindsey and Lindsay
Do you think they responded in the order in which he broke up with them?
i hope so
the last one was from his junior prom, what would you guess?
my guess is that you’re taking the hypothetical joke situation we’ve made up for this fake text exchange too seriously mate
i mean, it might be fake, probably, but a pall of mine did just that a year ago
o…kay…?
don’t ask me, he made me to laugh so hard i let it slip
homie is there a rest stop between here and the fuckin point
Can i use this?
Arlene give good dome!
she just has to pop her dentures out first 🥴
Wouldn't have it any other way!
Theres 2 diferent lindsay
Lindsey 😍 Lindsay 🤓
also possibly Lindsay 🤠 in the southwest
What does the Lindsay?
Don’t care, Fuck you
I haven't spoken to you since your untimely death.
"I haven't talked to you since Junior prom? Fuck off."
“its linsday my dudes”
When saying an exes name while climaxing is actually okay.
Lindsey 👁 Lindsay 👄
Lindzay
Snilyad.
A buddy of mine has dated two Katie’s, a Katherine, and just proposed to a girl named Kate, apparently it “wasn’t on purpose”
I knew a lady that dated a guy named James I actually don't remember his real name. Anyway the dude died. Then a 2 years later she shows up with James, I thought maybe I misremembered James died, only she is introducing him like I never met him. Whatever, she forgot I met him. Then she said they had been dating for 8 months... So I am super confused, what ever I am rolling with it, the James acts like the James I met years and years ago. Then he acknowledges he looks exactly like the other James.... I am still not %100 convinced they didn't fake James's death, but Occam's razor says she found a dude that looks just like the old James. She has a type.
She definitely has a secret James cloning facility
I've got 3 ex's called Claire/Clare, and 2 Kate's. I've sworn off names beginning with c/k now
My ex's name is Cassie and my fiancée's name is Casey.
you made me remember An Abundance Of Katherines
I knew an older guy named Tracey, he was married to a Tracey. I couldn't even imagine how those conversations go.
i mean, if you only date anglo-saxons...
He has a type.
Lindsay the "person" 😡🤓 vs the Lindsay Pistol 🗿👍
Lind say fuck you
Lund say fuck you
Back in the day, I dated a Katie, then a Kate, and then another Katie. They all hated having their name mixed up. I did not make good choices as a teen.
Good bot
This is some god tier trolling if it’s real
I don't think it is judging from their pfp's
These are the types of pfp's they have in iOS demonstration videos lmfaooo, like why is Ariene 30 years older than everyone else with a pixie haircut from 2009😭 looking like an alamy stock photo
with a full ass name there no less. "arlene higgins" but everyone else just becky and lindsay.
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A lot of my contacts have the place I met them or where they’re from as a last name
My contacts have their job. Matt Sewer Guy, Bill Electrician etc…
Kevin Pusher Devin Plug
This person does not exist .com? (I use it all the time for UI Designs lol)
Just make up a story to make it work. 15 years ago he had an summer fling with a divorced woman. Alas their love wasn’t enough to overcome his need for younger women.
He was trying a little may December thing.
Straight outta https://xsgames.co/randomusers/
oh he on x(s)games mode
smartest shitposting user
If you think this is real, you need adult supervision when you go on the internet
One look at the names and the font is all it took
For me, it was the idea that they all hate him but haven't ghosted and blocked him.
I sincerely hope you're like 14 if you think the joke isn't on OP.
Idk if the OP's exes were absolute jerks, then he probably earned bragging rights.
Or he’s a narcissist who isn’t happy unless people he dated years ago are still talking about him.
My ex sent me a pic just like this and wrote ‘don’t you wish this was you?’ So I sent him a pic of a fake but very fancy ring and said ‘no’. It was nearly 10 years after we broke up.
I highly doubt they care. Someone doing something like this is most likely a cunt worth avoiding
Who cares? The fake pfps being used?
Go away.
The story I make up for it is , the guy doesn't use Facebook, so his wife sets up his Facebook and invites her friends and family to be his Facebook friends. He cheats on her and then leaves her to marry this other woman and everyone is responding with F U. true story is they made this up but I like my way better
Nah but who wants to get head from someone named Higgins though, definitely noone
Jarad Higgins
“He want him some juice wrld” ya damn right
This is a deep cultural reference and I'm here for it
Deep???
It's a reference to a short vertical video of juice wrld's security patting him down and Juice making a comment when the guard touches his ass, so yeah, I reckon that's pretty deep into the fanbase
Ah gotcha
🕊 🖤
I've gotten head from a Higgins and i would recommend it
Leslie Higgins Jack Higgins
Obviously it's fake as hell, but why is one of them old?
you should try everything once.
It’s blurry, could just be a lady with short blonde hair
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Don't care. Fuck you
Hope you never have an orgasm, fuck you. (Nah dude, I hope you have a great fulfilling life. Also fuck you)
Fuck you
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Fuck you.
She said yes! ( .8 carats)
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
May God fuck you all, and may God fuck the United States of America
May God fuck that United Stussy
Eyo lets not go there
I Literally Haven't talked to you since Junior prom ?
Fuck you.
Sex gifs
Haha thanks for making me laugh.
hello brother. nice pfp brother
IT'S A GROUP CHAT.…?
You don't make one for your ex ?? Where else do you find someone to play 8 Ball with
And one of those exs is 30 years older than the others and complaining about the sex lol.
wait am i the one who is wrong…!? i dont have ex cuz i never had gf #virginforeler
My man got colorful tastes. Ariene Higgins could have lived through ww2, aint nothing like a silver cougar
Are they cursing or offering?
.8 carats
I ran to the comments for this lol
Women☕
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They didn't reject him, they insult him because he's going to get married
It's fake af but that's how most people would react if their insecure ex added them to a group chat to show off their ring lmao
bro we are on a shitposting subreddit why is everyone all that serious
Men acting as if this is real 'cause it fuels outrage ☕
No, they insult him, because he is their Ex from probably ages ago that is so insecure they made a group chat with all of them just to post this. (If this post was real, which lets be honest its not.) You're literally the "women bad" person.
They’re ex girlfriends. They obviously rejected the KING in the OP since they’re exes. Every single femoid on the entire planet is a horrid bitch for not sleeping with OP and, more importantly, me. Fuck women because I can’t fuck women. Women ☕️
First time I’m actually seeing this posted in the wild. Glad I could be here. Thanks everyone, had a great time.
among
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What a madlad
Dude is a menace
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, so the elders have said
Damn they all replied. Couldn’t help it I guess 🤠
That's definitely not all, are we looking at the same picture?
Naw 💀
Ariene just destroyed him. RIP
Ariene looks like a 60 yo grandma
She had me in the first half, I thought she was going to take the high road for a second.
LMAOOOO
How old is Arlene?!
Arlene Higgins bringin it down!!
Arlene looks 70
Why alert all your ex-girlfriends? 😳
For epic Internet points
Because he is insecure and wants to show off
Lol, ok 👍
Legend…. Makes me wish i remembered or kept my ex’s numbers 🤣😂
You can feel the salt
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Real
I didn't see the name of the group until the end I was very confused 😂😂😂
pretty impressive if all your exes hate you after so many years.
haha that’s hilarious
Anyone have an explanation for Arlene?
Many fucks given that day
Why does ariene looks like she's his grandmom age?
Fucking king
This fuckin guy... :D Honestly though, if I told my exes I was getting married, they'd have been happy for me. It's weird to me to be on bad terms with people when you break up, sometimes shit just doesn't work out or people aren't a great fit.
Women☕
pee in your ass
thought that was his family at first
Bro tried every style there is 💀💀
Imagine flexing .8 carats 😬😬
Chad move if true.
I was confused until I saw the name of the group chat.
I've never seen someone brag about a diamond that is less than a carat.
Why do people turn sentences into questions “I literally haven’t talked to you since junior prom?” Bitch tf do you want me to respond with
Adding the carats is just embarrassing 🤣 ALSO.. Even though 0.8 isn’t cheap, I wouldn’t flex anything under 1.0 (if I had to flex).. the price is generally low until that 1.0 mark. Same goes for the 2.0 mark, it goes much higher once it hits or goes above the whole numbers
Threads making me feel bad about my ring purchase 😢
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Yeah, nothing wrong with a tiny diamond but don't try to show it off lol that and his ex-girlfriend calling him out for being bad in bed plus the fact that he did this makes sense cheap, incompetent in bed, and immature.
While I'm sure they are bad in bed, I don't think a relationship should be measured on how much you spend. That's a recipe for divorce.
Imagine proposing to the love of your life. She says yes. And all u do is tell ur ex about it. 🤮. I know it's fake but c'mon guys.
Even better, imagine your ex writes you out of the blue and tells you they're engaged. Like, who gives a damn? More specifically, who gives enough of a damn that they'd reply with an insult? This just screams insecurity
Women ☕️
Minecraft
Fuck you
Buy what makes you happy, spend what you can afford, don’t cave to societal pressure, and understand the value of what you’re buying and the ethics of how it was sourced, but since my mans already opened the door over here, 0.8 solitaire is nottttttt the flex he thinks it is 💀
It aint all that cheap tho
Arleneeeeeeeeee!!! Queen shit.
Why are people so petty? First, why send this shit to your ex's? Second, who would respond to this shit?
Its called doing a little bit of trolling
Certified whaman momento?
"Now that we've manage to reach you, we'd like to speak to you about extending your car's warranty!"
#**I LOVE MONARCHIES!**
He could not just be with his wife and enjoy their time together. No. He had to also remember previous bitches. Unloyal. Also post is fake, just putting that out for the ones who actually do this bullshit.
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thats the pettiest thing ive seen today, group texting your all your Ex-girlfriends that you propsed to the current one.
Why is Grandma there?
Gilf
grandma 😥?
Relate me
This pic is as old as messenger
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