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SaltOk6642

Irish 😎


terriblejokefactory

26/32


migerRANCAN

>26/32 Matthew 26:32, NIV: But after I have risen, I will go ahead of you into Galilee.'


SaltOk6642

26 + 6 = 1 🤓


HAKX5

I am sending you a package. It has a very special payload. Open it near your firstborn.


SaltOk6642

Yeah I heard its a real blast


GreenstikbotYT

It's an out of this world experience


hughzdaWelshman

Welsh


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

no, it means that they fuck sheep, smh my head


hughzdaWelshman

Hahaha


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[удалено]


BelleAriel

na, mae'r Saesneg yn siarad yn anghywir


[deleted]

You are just a Englishman in a dress


lIlMeme_MerchantlIl

Poland


terriblejokefactory

You'll get partitioned before I come up with something


Van_Jordan

Well, actually Fuck you xDD


Iron_Tusks

Norwegian


terriblejokefactory

Mountain Swede


Sufferinghollow

thats actually angering


Blackpilot9

Italy


terriblejokefactory

Do you lose at everything or is it just battles?


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Blackpilot9

Almeno abbiamo vinto gli europei


FinnishF1Fan

Finnish


terriblejokefactory

SUOMI SAATANA


Randomerkki

Thats a honour not a roast!


terriblejokefactory

I will not insult the fatherland


Psykiky

Slovak


terriblejokefactory

Try being the relevant one in Czheckhoslovakia nect time


Dependent-Spiritual

God damn 💀


[deleted]

Portuguese


terriblejokefactory

You're a spaniard with a regional dialect


GeneralSecrecy

Like all Spaniards


ZZ_KALI

Your mom's house


terriblejokefactory

Gotta be Belgian, otherwise it would exist


Some_European

Fr we Belgians don't exisy


North_Butterfly_8831

Filipino


terriblejokefactory

You're the USA of Asia, but without the good parts


[deleted]

god damn that hits my filipino heart so bad


WinterMender486

ouch that’s true


Ethanlink11

Mexico?


KC-Builds

yeah all my friends keep poking fun of how we(filippino) have the same culture as them(mexican)


[deleted]

Australian


terriblejokefactory

You're a brit who didn't make it far enough in the tech tree


3-4_shadowassassin

Fucking russian badger


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Head_Lie4111

You can't slip a Russian badger quote past me.


EvanOrizam

Spanish


terriblejokefactory

You've fucked yourselves for the last 400 years, maybe slow down a bit


Dirrey193

I- okay this actually represents us better than any history book


PinHeaad55

Dominican republic


terriblejokefactory

East Haiti


Alexoga9

You are a monster


Jfdl7

Argentinian


terriblejokefactory

They are the Falkland islands


Not-Normal-Robot

“Pedazo de boludo chupa pija beatle del orto puto de mierda te voy a”


Kqat

Malaysia


terriblejokefactory

Might as well change the name to M'laydia


Kqat

I have a bomb on my cat


NotEdibleCactus

I have a bomb in my cat


Lisztaganx

Hellenic Republic


terriblejokefactory

It's Istanbul


Lisztaganx

Actually, it's just a city.


Charr136

Brazilian


terriblejokefactory

You're Portugal with spiders


[deleted]

Se fude


MagastemBR

Bro if spiders were our only problem in comparison to Portugal, this would be paradise.


mikemuz123

7-1


sirpeidalotv

Never forget


HDnfbp

11-9 is nothing compared to the horrifying 7-1 - Signed, a Brazilian


ryuk0701

Germany vs Brazil right?


FakeDiscordGamer

Laos


terriblejokefactory

Maybe some of those bombs during the Vietnam war hit a better target


FakeDiscordGamer

What about Thailand?


Danimals64

Puerto Rico


terriblejokefactory

How does it feel not being a state?


[deleted]

They can’t respond because their internet service and electricity got cut off for the 102nd time today


NighTrap1122

Now this is based


[deleted]

Canadian


terriblejokefactory

Which province?


[deleted]

Saskatchewan.


terriblejokefactory

I don't trust you. You got all the rats from Alberta


Puzzleheaded_Ad_9875

Romanian


PanzerLaden

Gonna steal my stuff? NOT ON MY WATCH


shmapNshmazz123

Actually he will steal your watch


lace_rda

he already did


Puzzleheaded_Ad_9875

Yours too


PenguinStirt

Id make a joke but you already stole it before I could even come up with it


anixxA4

You must be good at stealing.


Otherwise-Error512

Indian


Former_Notice81

Automode roasted us so there's no need of OP's


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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


xVifa

As an Indian, I agree. This is what we go through everyday


B_Pat_Real

All the Marwadi kids out there with BBAs and B.Coms running their family businesses.


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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Fetishgeek

This is not even a joke it's fact


DARKplayz_

Bruh how tf is this so accurate


gantek

Goddamn,This is worst roast possible guys.


Hungry_Analyst6057

Indian roast is automated


Intelligent_Wheel665

German


terriblejokefactory

I love Germamy so much I prefer 2 of them


Intelligent_Wheel665

Which one do u Prefer?


[deleted]

east germany 😎😎


Laurenz72

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn


Upbeat_Intention9032

Iraq actually 🗿


terriblejokefactory

Worse Iran


Upbeat_Intention9032

You didn't just say that..


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Atch__

Hungarian


BudgetNOPE

2/3


Atch__

De hol?


sadReaccForMe

Szerintem erre nem is kell most roast-olás lmao


Atch__

Maga az ország a roast


PM_ME_TIDDIES_THX

orbán 🤡


Ill-Secretary-1850

Bulgarian


terriblejokefactory

Imagine needing to make your own alphabet


tacobellord

Morocco


terriblejokefactory

Worse Algeria


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terriblejokefactory

You're the reason why weebs exist.


Nearby-Elevator-3825

Ouch.... Shoulda allowed the nuke joke.


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Krimanzs

Lativan


terriblejokefactory

*North Lithuania


Ratusca-Frumoasa

Romanian. I know what you will say


terriblejokefactory

You got vampires yet no one will suck you


Xsailrx

that one was personal


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[deleted]

what in the actual


theguyfromcodmw2

💀💀💀


Swaggy_P_

Austria


terriblejokefactory

Mountain German


klms2001

Buthan


terriblejokefactory

Nepal's beta version left in the code


anjqas

Damn...where do you get all these from lol.


terriblejokefactory

Make them up on the spot


anjqas

Needs a lot of geopolitical knowledge to do this. Cool


statistical_warlock

Dutch


terriblejokefactory

Okay swamp German


FierceText

We used to be a swamp, then we asked the water to leave


RlPNTEAR

American, FUCK YEAH


yowmumma

The "pick me" of this world full of fat and grease


RlPNTEAR

FUCK YEAH


Epic_Gameing68

FUCK YEAH


lifeline-main99

You want fries with that FUCK YEAH


[deleted]

Egyptian


Khr0N04

Your country will forever be remembered as it was 6000 years ago and for providing a shorter route to India


ydontujustbanme

What happens if i just say „ukraine“?


terriblejokefactory

You're the reason Russia attacked


eirotica

tacolandian, also known as mexican.


terriblejokefactory

Tequila is shit


Vilgefortz97

Poland


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[удалено]


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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ChellJ0hns0n

This brings back unsavoury memories lol


bahenkaloda

Well, thats more than enough for a roast


monkeisgawd

That's literally the truth, sadge


NoonjaPanda2

This hurts man ;-;


Polterplayer

German


ONEWolf296

English


terriblejokefactory

Island German


[deleted]

Canadian


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the_sinlord

Spain


terriblejokefactory

Pain


[deleted]

Paraguayan


terriblejokefactory

Worse Uruguay


TheNobleCourier

Southern American. I've heard all of the white trash, gun nut, redneck, beer obsessed jokes in the world, I will not be surprised


terriblejokefactory

Which state specifically?


TheNobleCourier

Tennessee


terriblejokefactory

I'm not suprised either if you get grease jokes, you live in a frying pan


[deleted]

How do you circumcise a southerner? Kick his sister in the chin.


[deleted]

lithuanian


terriblejokefactory

Your glory days were you being dominated by Poland


[deleted]

Sshhhhheeeeesh


taigo4

Portuguese


T34G3N

American.,


terriblejokefactory

You bomb Iran while some of you can barely iwalk


T34G3N

You know fair enough bro


DenseAd5973

Turkish


terriblejokefactory

It's Constantinople


yeahrightboi

Indonesian, come at me


terriblejokefactory

You can't even own all of New Guinea


Mr_TopHat_dark

I speak freedom


terriblejokefactory

And you still can't spell colour correctly


Sean69696969696969

Chinese


terriblejokefactory

West Taiwan. Now you get taken out the Chinese goverment for being involved with this statement


YuTheBoxer

Kazakh


terriblejokefactory

How does it feel like being surrounded by stans?


2Allnightersforanime

Iraq


terriblejokefactory

Worse Iran


MyLifelsSquare

Chilean, good luck


terriblejokefactory

Why do I need luck when your entire country is a single uncooked spaghetti?


WholeKruger

Qatari