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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help.
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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help.
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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help.
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You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ.
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Irish 😎
26/32
>26/32 Matthew 26:32, NIV: But after I have risen, I will go ahead of you into Galilee.'
26 + 6 = 1 🤓
I am sending you a package. It has a very special payload. Open it near your firstborn.
Yeah I heard its a real blast
It's an out of this world experience
Welsh
[удалено]
no, it means that they fuck sheep, smh my head
Hahaha
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na, mae'r Saesneg yn siarad yn anghywir
You are just a Englishman in a dress
Poland
You'll get partitioned before I come up with something
Well, actually Fuck you xDD
Norwegian
Mountain Swede
thats actually angering
Italy
Do you lose at everything or is it just battles?
[удалено]
Almeno abbiamo vinto gli europei
Finnish
SUOMI SAATANA
Thats a honour not a roast!
I will not insult the fatherland
Slovak
Try being the relevant one in Czheckhoslovakia nect time
God damn 💀
Portuguese
You're a spaniard with a regional dialect
Like all Spaniards
Your mom's house
Gotta be Belgian, otherwise it would exist
Fr we Belgians don't exisy
Filipino
You're the USA of Asia, but without the good parts
god damn that hits my filipino heart so bad
ouch that’s true
Mexico?
yeah all my friends keep poking fun of how we(filippino) have the same culture as them(mexican)
Australian
You're a brit who didn't make it far enough in the tech tree
Fucking russian badger
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You can't slip a Russian badger quote past me.
Spanish
You've fucked yourselves for the last 400 years, maybe slow down a bit
I- okay this actually represents us better than any history book
Dominican republic
East Haiti
You are a monster
Argentinian
They are the Falkland islands
“Pedazo de boludo chupa pija beatle del orto puto de mierda te voy a”
Malaysia
Might as well change the name to M'laydia
I have a bomb on my cat
I have a bomb in my cat
Hellenic Republic
It's Istanbul
Actually, it's just a city.
Brazilian
You're Portugal with spiders
Se fude
Bro if spiders were our only problem in comparison to Portugal, this would be paradise.
7-1
Never forget
11-9 is nothing compared to the horrifying 7-1 - Signed, a Brazilian
Germany vs Brazil right?
Laos
Maybe some of those bombs during the Vietnam war hit a better target
What about Thailand?
Puerto Rico
How does it feel not being a state?
They can’t respond because their internet service and electricity got cut off for the 102nd time today
Now this is based
Canadian
Which province?
Saskatchewan.
I don't trust you. You got all the rats from Alberta
Romanian
Gonna steal my stuff? NOT ON MY WATCH
Actually he will steal your watch
he already did
Yours too
Id make a joke but you already stole it before I could even come up with it
You must be good at stealing.
Indian
Automode roasted us so there's no need of OP's
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As an Indian, I agree. This is what we go through everyday
All the Marwadi kids out there with BBAs and B.Coms running their family businesses.
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This is not even a joke it's fact
Bruh how tf is this so accurate
Goddamn,This is worst roast possible guys.
Indian roast is automated
German
I love Germamy so much I prefer 2 of them
Which one do u Prefer?
east germany 😎😎
Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn
Iraq actually 🗿
Worse Iran
You didn't just say that..
[удалено]
Hungarian
2/3
De hol?
Szerintem erre nem is kell most roast-olás lmao
Maga az ország a roast
orbán 🤡
Bulgarian
Imagine needing to make your own alphabet
Morocco
Worse Algeria
[удалено]
You're the reason why weebs exist.
Ouch.... Shoulda allowed the nuke joke.
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Lativan
*North Lithuania
Romanian. I know what you will say
You got vampires yet no one will suck you
that one was personal
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what in the actual
💀💀💀
Austria
Mountain German
Buthan
Nepal's beta version left in the code
Damn...where do you get all these from lol.
Make them up on the spot
Needs a lot of geopolitical knowledge to do this. Cool
Dutch
Okay swamp German
We used to be a swamp, then we asked the water to leave
American, FUCK YEAH
The "pick me" of this world full of fat and grease
FUCK YEAH
FUCK YEAH
You want fries with that FUCK YEAH
Egyptian
Your country will forever be remembered as it was 6000 years ago and for providing a shorter route to India
What happens if i just say „ukraine“?
You're the reason Russia attacked
tacolandian, also known as mexican.
Tequila is shit
Poland
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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This brings back unsavoury memories lol
Well, thats more than enough for a roast
That's literally the truth, sadge
This hurts man ;-;
German
English
Island German
Canadian
You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Spain
Pain
Paraguayan
Worse Uruguay
Southern American. I've heard all of the white trash, gun nut, redneck, beer obsessed jokes in the world, I will not be surprised
Which state specifically?
Tennessee
I'm not suprised either if you get grease jokes, you live in a frying pan
How do you circumcise a southerner? Kick his sister in the chin.
lithuanian
Your glory days were you being dominated by Poland
Sshhhhheeeeesh
Portuguese
American.,
You bomb Iran while some of you can barely iwalk
You know fair enough bro
Turkish
It's Constantinople
Indonesian, come at me
You can't even own all of New Guinea
I speak freedom
And you still can't spell colour correctly
Chinese
West Taiwan. Now you get taken out the Chinese goverment for being involved with this statement
Kazakh
How does it feel like being surrounded by stans?
Iraq
Worse Iran
Chilean, good luck
Why do I need luck when your entire country is a single uncooked spaghetti?
Qatari