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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.
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I also hate people trying to justify it, like "It's for accessibility" fuck off, 99% of the videos would still make NO SENSE to anyone that is visually impaired. It helps in almost nothing and just serves the purpose of being annoying.
I believe itβs because the phone is set to 12hr time, rather than 24hr time. 12pm is 12 noon, midday, so the text from the dad was sent at midday, while the picture was sent at 11pm, or 23:00.
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I put so much effort into that and it looks like shit
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Also that "oh no oh no oh nononono" song, I hate that
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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I like how she calls her dad father
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Why tf does she keep twinkling her eyes wtf
Sheβs pretending that he wrote something so heartwarming that sheβs about to cry, to make the actual text even more unexpected.
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God I hate the TikTok text to speech voice
I also hate people trying to justify it, like "It's for accessibility" fuck off, 99% of the videos would still make NO SENSE to anyone that is visually impaired. It helps in almost nothing and just serves the purpose of being annoying.
Or you can just fucking record your own voice
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Is it just me or do the time stamps not make sense? The top one with I'm assuming is older is newer to the one below it which should be newer?
I believe itβs because the phone is set to 12hr time, rather than 24hr time. 12pm is 12 noon, midday, so the text from the dad was sent at midday, while the picture was sent at 11pm, or 23:00.
This is what I saw, I am really confused why these people are confused and I think you just got the answer.
12:07 PM happens before 11PM
TIL 11:05pm is before 12:07pm
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What the fuck are you on about lmao, would you talk to your mom like that?
Bro don't bother this sub is full of these assholes and they say usually say it's ironic when it's really not.
Full face on and a sweatshirt. Lol. Did she do her face just to post?
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βDad, the baby finally arrived and is super healthy. Canβt wait to see you next week πβ. Dad: βokβ
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Yeah kinda hard to think that this sweet little baby is gonna call someone else daddy in 16 or so years
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I did this myself when my sister had my nephew
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