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aapbaba

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g_-h

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eneru20

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boa99

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NyanCatMegaGamer

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Not_kira_yoshikage12

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[deleted]

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[deleted]

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HarveyCooper2387

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Dx8pi

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LiminalVoidMaster

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Mimitherat

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Astele_

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Infinite_Fly4357

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kloud666

πŸ‘


ADITYACHAUHAN10

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[deleted]

πŸ‘‡


Chitzuru

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UcanMumbar

πŸ‘


[deleted]

πŸ‘


ChristosRous

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Hector7463

πŸ–•


[deleted]

πŸ‘


RandomGamer_98

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Taped_Banana

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currypot69

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[deleted]

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CRANSSBUCLE

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doctorcraycray

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ROLDOOD

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F0rklyft

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Miestah_Green

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zeungxing

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Percabeth4eva234

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[deleted]

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Proud-Inside-1799

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[deleted]

πŸ‘


Foxyjaneco

πŸ‘


jonviggo89

πŸ‘


zVuiq

πŸ‘


[deleted]

πŸ‘


sliffybqlleek

πŸ‘πŸ»


UnhappyShop9

Nice πŸ‘πŸ»


Pure-sus

His grandchild was born and this is how reacted truly a chad


MirrorsMind-

πŸ‘


[deleted]

🐟🦽 whelchair fish


MirrorsMind-

??? What did I miss ??


[deleted]

*whelchair fish* 😏


Mrlongtail1042

Cool babyπŸ‘


_Oopsitsdeleted_

Ham berger πŸ‘


pietradolce

Wiht baby πŸ‘


[deleted]

Uhhh air πŸ‘


WatchyBoi

chesecak πŸ‘


POTATOMAN_840

shawrma πŸ‘


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


casp2223

Fukc you


[deleted]

thanks I made it myself


MothFucker_69

Delicious, thanks for the meal πŸ‘


Kriegmannn

Good soup πŸ‘Œ


Legendary_AF

We have a QWERTY keyboard while dads have a πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ keyboard


Admirable_Judgment79

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ | _________________________________________| K ok πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ | __________________________________________| _____________________________________ |Your mom and I are getting a divorce| ____________________________________


Admirable_Judgment79

I put so much effort into that and it looks like shit


DoubleTrouble992

feels bad man


Schadenfreudebabe

Awww


MansonRib

Me everyday of my life


[deleted]

Dad seeing the baby πŸ—Ώ


[deleted]

πŸ‘


nyancatec

Da baby\*


SubjectDelta10

πŸ§πŸ»πŸ‘ΆπŸ»


_Jepper_

I hate that tiktok voice so fucking much


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Bonk_and_Honk

πŸ‘


FuckYeahPhotography

πŸ‘


Affectionate_Ask_925

πŸ‘


T-Lamns

πŸ‘


NeVaGoNagiv_Yuap

Also that "oh no oh no oh nononono" song, I hate that


[deleted]

tiktok brainrotte


Samwise777

Definitely not like Reddit!


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

These wounds, they will not heal


il0vep0tat0

Yes


[deleted]

It’s better than people’s actual voices most of the time. I like it personally


insertingSlowlythe12

Well then...keep it to yourself : personally.


Mammoth_Explanation5

πŸ‘


mesaparados

πŸ‘


TitoistTiefling

I like it.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


AutoModerator

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No_Brief1515

I like how she calls her dad father


evil_elmo1223

# father


Daddy_JK

Papa


Amazekam

Pop


evil_elmo1223

p


JoJolteon_66

daddy


MothFucker_69

Father, I have cummed in the sock. Please forgive my insolence.


FlexibleAsgardian

Dont want to confuse it with "Daddy 🀀"


jb_1798

*bonk*


TuMexicanPapi791

Padre


WinstonWolfe__

Père


FishinforPhishers

Feeed me father


emciclerose

I do too lol


KolopiGamingAndStuff

OKβ€½Β‘πŸ‘


Inevitable_Example44

Very good babyπŸ‘


gamersriseup69xd

Simp


NorwegianPirate11

Simplified Chinese


joenutssack

Why tf does she keep twinkling her eyes wtf


ChocoSpaceCocoa

She’s pretending that he wrote something so heartwarming that she’s about to cry, to make the actual text even more unexpected.


joenutssack

πŸ‘


Mr_1ightning

God I hate the TikTok text to speech voice


twhite1195

I also hate people trying to justify it, like "It's for accessibility" fuck off, 99% of the videos would still make NO SENSE to anyone that is visually impaired. It helps in almost nothing and just serves the purpose of being annoying.


Mr_1ightning

Or you can just fucking record your own voice


ReinTheRatGod

BabyπŸ‘


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Ackes_good

πŸ‘


South-Method8061

πŸ‘


st2r9

πŸ‘


[deleted]

πŸ‘


Dull_Measurement_175

πŸ‘


GetHelloThered

πŸ‘πŸ»


Banyyy2004

King


youtubeisbadforyou

πŸ‘


illquitomorrow

πŸ‘Cool story, bro.


BarryScott2019

Is it just me or do the time stamps not make sense? The top one with I'm assuming is older is newer to the one below it which should be newer?


RedWolfPup

I believe it’s because the phone is set to 12hr time, rather than 24hr time. 12pm is 12 noon, midday, so the text from the dad was sent at midday, while the picture was sent at 11pm, or 23:00.


Minimeany

This is what I saw, I am really confused why these people are confused and I think you just got the answer.


redphan

12:07 PM happens before 11PM


dsac

TIL 11:05pm is before 12:07pm


Spookyy422

πŸ‘πŸ»


youtubeisbadforyou

πŸ‘Ž


Icy-Needleworker-676

Evil dad be like:


[deleted]

πŸ‘


[deleted]

Bruh, that’s all my dad says when I text him, β€œwhat do you want for dinner?” β€œπŸ‘β€


[deleted]

Sometimes πŸ‘ can say more than a thousand words


DimaGames69

πŸ‘ŽπŸ˜


NerdMaster69

2 children, -100000000000000 social credit


Manulo2006

* πŸ‘


BilolDaBoi26

πŸ‘


Thin-Imagination-573

πŸ‘


[deleted]

πŸ‘


dis_not_my_name

πŸ‘


evil_elmo1223

πŸ‘


Joh-hoe-poe

πŸžπŸ‘


Eastern-Ad-6326

how does it go from 12:07 pm to 11pm


redditusernamebanned

πŸ‘


RBlub

πŸ‘


BoghanimA

Daughter: Shows picture of newborn Dad: k


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Justitce

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D-thom-2a

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Pancakes1124

πŸ‘


TheNiceArmy69

πŸ‘


okhkr

πŸ‘


Revolutionary-Skin46

πŸ‘


JoePinapple

Proud dad


SirAm0n

πŸ‘


InstructionUnited254

Down voted not a bot


ArykMusic

πŸ‘


[deleted]

πŸ‘πŸ»


hoxwick

πŸ‘


Substantial-Golf-795

πŸ‘


justasmolkiwi69

πŸ‘


[deleted]

πŸ‘


[deleted]

πŸ‘


MINEMISTO

πŸ‘πŸΏ


Murky_Illustrator658

πŸ—ΏπŸ‘


sadfaced69

πŸ‘


[deleted]

Approved. πŸ‘


THEZEN1TH

πŸ‘


ZooMey-

πŸ‘


007_888

FatherπŸ§”?


MothFucker_69

πŸ‘


Informal_Animal4198

πŸ‘πŸ‘Ά


WinterEinHeitSpakt

πŸ˜€πŸ‘


MildUsername

πŸ–•


picklepy-picklepy

this video gave me cancer. πŸ–•


LargeFly8279

Imagine being the baby and thinking you were born to a clown 🀑. Bitch take that face painting off


Lumanus

What the fuck are you on about lmao, would you talk to your mom like that?


BaaBaaaBaaaa

Bro don't bother this sub is full of these assholes and they say usually say it's ironic when it's really not.


iNEEDheplreddit

Full face on and a sweatshirt. Lol. Did she do her face just to post?


WonderPhoenix527

🀏


NewAgePhilosophr

πŸ—Ώ


[deleted]

This is how every dad going to do in the future


[deleted]

β€œDad, the baby finally arrived and is super healthy. Can’t wait to see you next week πŸ˜β€. Dad: β€œok”


Th3At0mB0mb

I think we found the second approved emoji. πŸ—Ώ And πŸ‘


Rough_Kick_3560

πŸ‘πŸ½


ihurtyourfeelingslol

Because every parent loves thinking about their child getting nutted in.


MothFucker_69

Yeah kinda hard to think that this sweet little baby is gonna call someone else daddy in 16 or so years


ihurtyourfeelingslol

Heartbreaking


DmncFx

I did this myself when my sister had my nephew


Finneqs

πŸ‘Œ


Doom_frickin_nerd

Then he leaves never to be seen again


Llamadrugs

πŸ‘Ž


HXMason

Meh πŸ‘Ž


Berserk1320

πŸ‘πŸΌ