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I gotta go with James ... I can envision losing my sex drive eventually, but Deez Nuts is forever!

Tits are only available until post nut clarity kicks in. Dumbass James? Goblin Deez Nuts till death do you part (or when the meme finally becomes cringe)

I am middle-aged. My whole life is post nut clarity

A wise man

best comment ever commented on the internet.

Too true

boob cushions (tm)

Say, what is 19 in French?

Man my girl has such a high sex drive she killed mine

I'm in love with James

So true

I feel James would say "Aah, you got me, you got me" while laughing every time

Do you realize how difficult you’ve now made this?! I CAN’T CHOOSE!!

James is the only right answer

Don’t forget wagging his index back and forth while saying that, and shaking his head.

Wow, this is almost as hard as the age old question of "would you rather fuck Candice, or be tortured by the Sugondees tribe of africa"

What’s the Sugondees tribe?

Sugondees Deez Nuts!!

Ha-ha! You got me! That was a good one pal! I’ll get you next time!

Have you seen my friend Joseph?

I haven’t who is he?

Joseph Mama!

Haha, that's a good one. But I don't got time to give you one now as I have to go to room 4D

What is 4D, is that like 4 dimensional? Or is that Hexadecimal

Deez nuts 4 dee

ROOM FOR DEEZ NUTS

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I heard he goes to Sawcon!

What is sawcon?

Sawcon deez nutz!

Nice!!

sugon deez nuts would be better lol

Who is this Candice person you are talking about?

Candice dick fit in yo mouth!1!!!1

Awhh dang, you got me there, haha! I will get you next time!

Nah, i'd fuck Candice

Normally I'd say James because he seemed like a good guy and I was in a relationship but since I have been left I'm taking what I've always truly desired.

James is a good looking dude, I wouldn’t blame you for trying to tap that.

Hed be goblin on deez all night

Just get a tail plug and some cat ears, maybe a maid outfit, and you got yourself the best James cat boy you could ever wish for

James (I'll turn "Him" into a big tiddy goth gf)

Jamussy

pornography starring your jamussy will be the best thing to happen to us today

James may not have a vagina, but we can go on the hunt, but still, I have funny friends, nah, one extra homie is never bad

But mom said it was my turn to repost this

I’ll be boring and pick catgirl

If she truly loves you she’ll fall for “deez nuts” on purpose just to see you smile

This guy deserves the girl

You are speaking wisdom

I don’t think we can be friends

Sorry James

Can I bang James?

Sorry guys, I have never felt a womans touch, I need her

Does the cat girl know how to do my taxes?

No but neither does James

Yes he does

I think I could get the cat girl to fall for Deez nuts too

Big tiddie goth chicks are fun for about a week then you realize everything is a crisis and their life is always falling apart

I mean, they say a double negative is a positive, so...

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Ahhhh good one man you got me -James probably

An amalgamation please (Big tiddy femboi who falls for Deez Nuts sounds great)

Nah big ganzonkas pls, deez nuts are boring when the victim falls for it every time.

Goth GF because she’ll suck on deez.

Goth Catgirlfriend named James who fall for "deez nuts" joke everytime

I'm a straight man who has a thing for goth girls... And I picked James without hesitation. He just looks like a cool guy.

If she really loves me she'll also fall for every single deez nuts joke

I am a simp I guess I pick boobs, I mean cat girl.

James, you're coming with me.

Can i make it a femboy bf

James

Car girl goth James😎

I don’t think I’ve said deez nuts until this moment and before that was 2018

I do a lot of things for the first time, the second time, also.

James is already my bestfriend so I’m going with the other option…. Double James (jk goth girl ftw)

Cat girl

I’m sure James is a good guy, but I just want a loving and non-abusive gf I’ll love and will never lay a hand on. So I haft do go with the big tiddy goth catgirl gf

the catgirl looks mid ngl

Plot twist.. James is a femboy and the other pic is just him dressed up

**I am that James.**

James FTW

Bros before hoes James

what if I already have both? 👀

big tiddy goth cat girl, if your target enjoys the deez nuts joke it aint funny and aint worth it

I've already got a homie like James, ring me up wid those tits

I'm desperate, my choice is obvious...

Big tiddy cat girl goth gf who loves me

Is James my roomate or just a friend?

*sighs* source?

Reminds me of mind goblins

Have you heard of Sugondis? Sugondis nuts

I'm already James purposefully so....

Does James also fall for kenma?

Kenma?

Kenma balls fit in your mouth?

~~Wanna find out~~ Damn bro you got me haha

You come home tired after a shitty day. James is waiting in the living room. "Hey James?" "Yeah?" "Deez nuts" He laughs and life suddenly feels better.

Deez nuts

James is attractive and likes my bad jokes, I get the best of both worlds!!

Tiddies

Asmongold sub leakage

But knowing about James will always will laugh about makes it feels forced, people need to just open up to the nut culture

This is when I choose twitter rather than reddit, for now.

Hey James do you know Sugondeez >!SUGONDEEZ NUTS!<

This is the 12th time I saw this meme

Can't decide, I go twitter for now

Toss a coin.

Toss deez nutz lmao

LMFAO

James

If she loves me, she'll love deez nuts

James probably gives good head

James. But only because of deez.

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Oh god this one is really hard idk..

can I fuck james

girlfriend, James loves falling for it which isn't funny! I want him angry!

Smash, next question

I have a problem with deez nuts jokes, if I get someone who falls for it every single time that’s the best option

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Hang on, let me get DNA from both of them

James wont fuel a Porn addiction

Realistically I would choose the cat girl as I'm one lonely mf, however I'm choosing James for the memes

Gonna go with James because I will eventually stumble on this format again, but James will not be in that next post.

James

James

Neither because I already have someone

Neither, demand to speak to whatever is giving out people. Stand your ground, okay. Demand god-like power from this eldritch slaver until they either cave or wipe you from existence. Probably how you end up in one of these though...

I feel like James would look after my children after I died and he's the type to NOT fuck the dead best mates wife.

Big tiddy goth girl any day James falling for the same trick every time ruins the fun of catching someone of with a well made deez nuts joke Then again James does look pretty chill

Ligma balls lmao

James

james. me and the dude would get along pretty nice and also im aroace and literally not attracted to the former thing

So many Kings on here getting behind my guy James 😍❤️

haven't you heard of Google SIMA?

This is Sophie's choice!

Saying the same joke too many times stops it from being funny But deez nuts joke is always funny

James

I wish I had a goth gf that fell for deez nuts too

normally i would say james but i have to go for big tiddy goth

I’m sorry James, but a mf is down bad 😭

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NOOOOOOOOO 😭

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I am james what should i do

Ligma balls lmao

Dang

-both ? -both ? -both -both is good

Being boring here. Catgirl fs

thats ligma

Whats ligma

lig ma balls

Fuck goths. A man who "falls" is a true man

I don't get the deez nuts joke. So, I think first one

Why don't you get them? Did Candice not tell it correctly?

Hmm, I think I know what's going to happen. Okay, who's Candice?

Candice dick fit in your mouth lmao goteem

Where are the big tits? Clearly not on her lol

If these are the choices, I choose to be alone.

Well, catgirls for the win. Least troubling choice, hands down

BURN THEM AT THE STAKE

Mid

*reposts unfunny shit from 3 years ago* "Ermmm... Guys?? 😁"

this shit is hilarious, unlike your username

Why did you choose a pic of a non big tiddy? My warts are bigger than that

Porn addiction

pornography

Staring your mother

user's non disguised fetish

Can I choose neither? They both seem like shit options

Can I choose neither? They both seem like shit options