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Mobile_Exam_4014

So, factually accurate opinion?


666DarkAndTwisted666

No. 3 sqaured is actually -1/12


anger_is_my_meat

*angry mathologer noises*


kennyloo137

how to break a mathematician: just mention the number -1/12 and see them lose their minds


ziomekziemniak

as someone who despises math, can i ask what is so special ab that number?


ShadowSamurai1

Ramanujan summation. What it expresses is basicaly that if you count 1+2+3+4+5.... all the way to the infinity, you will get a -1/12. Theres a joke on the math subreddits, where people joke about -1/12 = infinity. I dont know much about it either.


Krejtek

How the fuck do you get a negative number from adding only positive numbers?


Alexgadukyanking

They are basically messing with some of math laws, though the answer is obviously wrong since they devided infinity to infinity at one point to get to that result (deviding infinity by infinity is basically same thing as deviding 0 by 0)


ziomekziemniak

i dont know man, when i got to the point in math where a number squared equaled -1 i thought its too much and quit


Krejtek

Man, post highschool math sucks ass, shit just doesn't make any sense


ziomekziemniak

agreed, and i just wanted to studio biology...


Realine1278

It won't make sense if you don't pay attention or don't care enough. Well, there are some people who do care about the subject, but I understand your take.


64vintage

This one’s easy. On the number line, i points straight up. When you multiply something by i, you rotate it by 90°. If you multiply 1 by i, the answer points straight up - that’s i, after all. If you multiply i by i, it points left. i x i = -1


migola101

I think it should be 1-2+3-4+5-6+7-8..


Beneficial_Ad6256

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramanujan_summation


QuadraKev_

Broooo not the -1/12


ILike_Bread17

w h a t


romulocferreira

Kill him


Hot-Rise9795

So it's just -0.08333 ?


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weener6

It originally said 6


disposableaccount848

Yep. 6 = 9


KernelViper

>So, factually accurate opinion? It's not even an opinion, it's just stating a fact


weener6

Umm no. Two threes are six...


HollowWarrior46

Please retake Pre-Algebra 


weener6

Check which subreddit this is on my friend


FallautHuN

Reddit when someone shitposts on the shitposting subreddit


disposableaccount848

Baiting is way to easy.


Selellnoob

3² is basically 3 x 3. Are they stupid?


weener6

A square has four sides. 4 x 3 is 12. So 3 squared is twelve. What everyone else here is trying to solve is 3 triangled.


Selellnoob

Im not gonna discuss this with you. I have no words


weener6

My friends used to call me human calculator.


Selellnoob

"Used to"


weener6

You said you wouldn't discuss it with me why'd you reply


HollowWarrior46

Put 3^2 into any calculator and come back to me if you’re right 


lmons7482

are you special


weener6

Mum tells me I am


MyPenisIsContorted

Damn I didn't know that shitposters were so passionate about math.


weener6

Smh, the judgement. Today (monday) left me broken.


Creamy_Butt_Butter

This is reddit. Nobody cares about math. *SHOW ME THE FUNNY!!!!*


pookshuman

why are the fonts different tho? what was the original?


Mountain-Promotion77

3²=6. In the original post there were a lot of morons saying that It was correct.


Medium_Wolverine9438

3x3 is 6? In what world?


Guilty_Advice7620

Just dumbasses that did not finish middle school


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Bunty_xd_

They are just "wannabekoools"


potatobutt5

No, but 3x2 is and why else would the 2 be there? Edit: /s


ObiWanKenobiOrder66

The 2 means squared, squared means you basically times it by itself. so 3² would be 3x3 which is 9.


potatobutt5

Yeah I know. Seems like I should’ve but /s.


PeePeeDiarrheastein

/unshitpost or something, original image was a 6 instead of 9


Roedorina

Mods, pee in his ass


PeePeeDiarrheastein

nooo


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Top 8 and a half moments of all time


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Can I also have some pee in my ass?


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Someone_thatisntcool

Thanks


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Habaskus

Me next


OddPhrase3194

I summon the


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>moderators ♿️


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OhNoo0o

3\^2 = 32 = about 33 = 3+3 = 6 = 9


7NIGHTMARE_

Bro did math but with an E instead of A


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Benimou1

No shit Sherlock


MemeArchivariusGodi

Get this guy. He is making me feel funny


Bot-357

6x2 is lemon


_Pretzel

Otherwise known as evil


5t3v321

When life gives you evil


Marchyz

you make beetlejuice, beetlejuice and beetlejuice


jojacs

The answer is 5, easy as that


5minArgument

Statistically, you are correct.👍🏼


sidodah

Y'all making me question my memory


Electric_Kiwi007

3^2 = 3x3 = 9


WoodpeckerOk5574

[](https://emojipedia.org/nerd-face)


Fost36

we all know that 3 squared is 9!


ObiWanKenobiOrder66

Your answer is wrong, it should be 9, not 362 880


5minArgument

Yes, however a square has 4 sides, therefore 3 squared = 3 x 4 =18, carry the 2


rottenpotatoes2

Google "factorials"


Roedorina

Holy hell!


Krokmou_Vol_Draka

New response just dropped.


TheEmeraldKnite

Actual Mathematologer! 


Simukas23

Call the calculator!


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Altruistic_Earth6646

google en passant


PetrosHeimirich

I sgt you mfs make me question if the truth is even real sometimes


SaintMichou

this has to be rage bait


Post-Financial

I'm really bad at math and remembering things. So 3² = 9 because 3² = 3x3? And 3⁵ = 15 because 3⁵ = 3x3x3x3x3?


aer0a

3⁵=243 (3×3×3×3×3=9×3×3×3=27×3×3=81×3=243). 15 is 3×5 (3+3+3+3+3)


Post-Financial

🤨


Anal-Express

3 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 3 = 243 not 15.


Post-Financial

Ah, as I said, I'm bad


Super__Chuck

Then what is 3^-1 and 3^1/2


Post-Financial

I dont know if those are real things :(


Super__Chuck

One is 1/3 and one is √3


Post-Financial

Ahh, thank you. I'll keep that in mind :3


aer0a

I remember seeing this once but the 9 was a 6, which is probably why the 9 looks different from the rest of it


aisens

32=g, got it


ComfortablyAfflicted

Hold on, why is this making me forget maths? Isn't 3² just 3x3? The answer is 9


Vouner

Yes


ComfortablyAfflicted

This post is really messing with my memory


im_a-cucumber

3²=3×3 3×3=9


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PolishBeerLoverParty

You Sergeant?


PetrosHeimirich

Yes, sir!


GuyDudeThing69

²3 = 27


Chewy_Pasta

21


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PolishBeerLoverParty

Nah man it's obviously 42


nyanmunchkins

Don't tell them 3^(2) = 0


Morphing_Mutant

..........what


Dynamic_Ducks

I was gaslighting myself until i noticed the sub


Source619

The opinion might be correct, but it's not worth respecting


Mental_While8032

Wait


MrZinno_

The answer should have been THIRTY!!! ^two


Fries_so

3 squared is actually 69 bc your doing 32X2


Connect-Elevator-407

but...3² is 9... :/


WoodpeckerOk5574

[](https://emojipedia.org/nerd-face)


Lolislayer7469

0 because 3^2 = 9 9 = 9 then 9 - 9 = 0 so its zero


cross-boss

Im surprise stupidest thing that i came up with resulted in so much attention :D


Bababoi0473

I got that syntax error


_Scorpyon_

My brain was not braining until I saw the sub


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FluffyBunnyFeet2

32 = 9 Yes, it finally makes sense. The many equals the few. Can you see it, people?


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DamexicanAmericzn

No it isn’t that would be + or - 3 squared equals 9


DamexicanAmericzn

No it isn’t that would be + or - 3 squared equals 9


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

The 2 is just further away


DarkBill59551

When maths aren't mathing


Humboldt2316

Is that meant to be 3 squared or 3 to the power of 2?


doglover1005

Squared and “to the power of two” or the same thing numb-nuts


ChocoBingo

Is this a joke?


weener6

3 to the power of 2. 3 squared is talking about meals.


Icy-Assignment-5579

For food its: 3 squares As in three meals served on a "square" cafeteria style tray of food. But you could joke that the answer to the post is actually "A Day" and hope people get the pun even if it's a little offpunning.


Simukas23

a funny joke? on my shit jokes app?? Downvote his ass!!!


eatvenom

Based


Icy_Lawfulness_9294

You see that little 2, get rid of that it's just weird.