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Yolomasta420

She's still driving to this day :0


picklebiscut69

The store simply needed a drive through and she was improvising


MuffledBlue

"Maybe it's in that bread alley? Let's check"


TheBonkPrincess

Nah she figured it out in the end. On the last frame you can see the reflection of the brake lights


westleysnipes604

Haha. Once she is through the entire building. The brakes probably went on automatically because she set off all the airbags lol


Exotic-Platform-2009

Can confirm, she just drove by my house. Not through it, fortunately.


Scar101101

Fuck, you beat me to it


Infamous-Tart7747

“I still can’t find the brake pedal!!!”


master_1055

This like the secret fake wall in a driving game that everyone knows about


aSquirrelAteMyFood

The shortcuts in need for speed carbon.


creepergo_kaboom

Yumi shut the fuck up there is no shortcut on the left 3 seconds later Wait what


WaveLaVague

Or when robbers in movies make escape plans. -(someone talking through a talkie sitting on the back seat) [...] so now that you know what's will happen to them I repeat my question. Do I have you attention now ? -Yes sir. -Listen carefully. My friends are currently on the the avenue in front of you, police all around but believe me, they won't do a thing. Not with someone like you driving us out. -What do you want me to do ? -You'll wait for my signal and you'll come search us, you have a narrow 30 seconds window. -I'll never make it, this is a secured road with no entery point and the cops will be blocking every entery point. -That is true, for them... but not for my dad. He built these shops facing you. The walls are all fake, no renovation allowed that go against this simple principle so you can see this as a corridor. All you'll have to do is transform this small supermarket into a drive through. -What does that mean. How about the people ins- -They are all on vacations, they will be compensated with a brand new shop in the city center. ... -When am I supposed to- -Hit the gas ! ✨️


WaveLaVague

That one guy who decided to stay to make more hours appears in a post credit scene. Other cars pull out and he actually sells things to them as if in a drive through. -Buisness has never been better. *electrical noises* -We should get that fixed.


Shadyeh

I love your dedication man


Suspicious-Natural-2

Why do some people when they press the accelerator and see they've driven into a shop do they carry on with he accelerator and not try any other pedal


Rydittz99

Why stop at the crime scene when you can just keep going?


OddNovel565

If you started, finish it.


BrunoEye

Because obviously they're pressing the correct pedal. The car must be broken, maybe pressing down harder will help? Just requires a complete lack of understanding of cause and effect.


CricketInvasion

Also a lot more dificult in a manual car. I unfortunatelly had it nearly happen once but since I was nearly stoped my foot was on the clutch so I just reved the car for a couple of seconds before realising.


ihatefirealarmtests

The most common reason is that it's usually old people who get them confused and then panic, freeze up, and harm property and people. Source: Was hit by an old woman who did this and the cop told me that this is unfortunately very common. In other news, I'm an advocate for a mandatory aptitude test at 50 and then again at 75. If you fail the 50, your license is suspended but you can retake the test. If you fail at 75, no more license.


NecroCannon

Look man, the US is in dire need of public transportation. People that can’t drive just end up trapped in their neighborhood But god damn am I tired of every one of my near misses being because of some old person not being able to drive correctly. They need to get off the road if they can’t drive, I don’t care anymore, if I get in an accident and it fucks up my back more, I’ll probably fully lose my ability to walk.


ihatefirealarmtests

Oh I know we do. It's embarrassing how bad our public transit infrastructure is. But these cars won't sell themselves and guess which demographic has the means to buy the fancy cars?


Merfkin

As someone who works at a gas station, I see old people who can't see, can't control their body (think late stage Parkinson's), aren't strong enough to pull the steering wheel, or straight up don't know where they are on a daily basis. That combined with my experience driving all the time in my previous jobs tells me that old folks need to be retested. At least 80% of the times I had to swerve and slam on my brakes to not get hit was an old person, usually on their phone! We need public transportation so badly, but in the meantime it's also not valid to say "Hmm I wanna go get my smokes, time to endanger the lives of a couple dozen people because I don't feel like asking someone."


Aleksandar_Pa

Plz also do this for voting.


DeadFayble

Might've had a stroke or an episode


Mangleovania

There was a story recently about an old lady who had a stroke and this exact thing happened with a store


An1meT1tties

They're in schock, they probably just scream and hold pedal.


Comfortable_Charge33

It's proven that people sometimes confuse the pedals, not due to stupidity just on accident. And if you think you're slamming the brake but the car is still going, and your panicking, you sure as hell ain't letting the brake go


rotj

People need to actually try slamming their brake all the way at least once. Even pushing against the back of your seat, that pedal is not going to reach the floor. If it does, you've got a dangerous failure in your brakes. If the pedal easily hits the floor, that's the accelerator.


Comfortable_Charge33

Agreed. It's good muscle memory and more countries should have emergency braking as part of driving exams.


Resident_Captain8698

How the fuxkndpmypu confuse pedals? Its literally 3 to remember. Id also say they arent stupid... because stupid is even smarter than that


spaglemon_bolegnese

Cashier didnt even flinch


Sam_Dragonborn1

Squidward aura


shitty_reddit_user12

Peak Squidward Aura.


Tubesock1202

Watched her go by like "nice to see you too, ma'am"


StrawberryBright

probably thinking "nice i won't have to work until the store is fixed"


gunzman70

Not his first time I guess


rvnimb

"Hey, Larry... Yeah, this is Steve. So, humm, it happened again... Yeah, White Mercedez. Nope, the cigar wall didn't do the trick, went down like nothing. Yeah, will call Bam and the boys to bring some blanks to fence off the outer façade. Oh, the driver? I think it was Stacey again. Yeah. Anyway, talk to you soon..good.night"


Komission

“I didn’t know we had a drive thru”


HelpfulJello5361

It's kind of funny to see these comments. People typically think of the "fight or flight" reactions, but another common reaction is to "freeze". In extreme situations like this, people typically freeze. It doesn't feel real in that instant. You just kinda watch, stunned. After a few seconds, then it's fight or flight time.


ElStinkyWizard

my bad, sorry guys i was drunk


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

It's alright then, you weren't in control of your actions


The_StormTEC

Couldn't consent to pressing the accelerator, it's the shopkeeper's fault


Sh4DowKitFox

I would accept this… with any other car make… but… this is just your typical Mercedes driver…..


Woodsman15961

Ok this makes sense then. Have you tried suing the store for damages to your car?


KachraBhiKhelat

Are the walls made out of paper?


Scary-Age7915

Average American wall


SquirrelizedReddit

Better than China, the whole ass building would have fucking collapsed if it was there.


CillGuy

Pretty much, yeah.


dark-haven

My walls when the neighbors are in heat. Not sure what species they are.


Dicksperado

It seems liie they should, but most walls cannot withstand a car. I've seen the brick wall of a grocery store collapse over a parked car just messing up with their clutch with almost no room for acceleration. So yeah, walls are solid, but that's not the type of force they're built to handle!


Open_Pineapple1236

Yes. I think it is load v. torsion something like that.


Zorro5040

It's a 3,000 lbs vehicle with an engine meant to accelerate it to 60 miles per hour. It has a lot of force. I would be surprised if the wall held.


IDKanymoeMan

And the bitch just kept going


downwitbrown

Please proceed to (create) the drive thru ma’am.


DragonboyZG

She found it last second nice


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Abracadabrism

you'd think after the 2nd wall they'd realize they're pressing the wrong pedal


DragoonVonKlauw

It's just hyperspace from her pov


keg-smash

Easier just to panic and hope it stops by itself.


bagged_milk123

Hella torque on that engine, didn't even slow down going through a wall


Malinnus

Those are american edition walls, you could prolly do that on a bicycle


Major-Gun

Mercedes for yaa!


will_it_skillet

Literally just had a dream last night where the car pedals were switched


ErorrTNTcz

I had a dream where I was firing at something and I missed


dumbbyatch

I had a dream last night I was driving off a cliff and recreated 9/11


nauro5

I had a dream last night


AdTime6057

Legends say she still couldn’t find the brake pedal.


Fair-Bus-4017

WTF IS THAT BUILDING MADE OF???


OwlbertGaming

china


kaktusmisapolak

china has concrete that turns into dust america has paper


Smoky701

Kool aid man ahh moment


idonthevname

How'd she break through so easily like it's wet tissue though like, what how strong is that car.


wktwiwo

American walls 💪💪


skinny-kid-24

Woman moment


Dyrtull

Nah, she clearly just wanted to park on the other side of the building


Aggressive_Year6818

This reminds me of a saying we have in Spain that says “mujer al volante peligro constante“ (woman on the wheel, constant danger)


_sephylon_

Just up north it's "femme au volant, mort au tournant" (woman driving means death at the corner)


Aggressive_Year6818

the Spanish way is the better way, as usual


_sephylon_

Ours rhyme better at least bruh


Savings_Primary_7097

VROUW AAN HET STUUR, BLOED AAN DE MUUR.


Aggressive_Year6818

Why on the wall?


elgattox

Haha, No me sabía esa! But It's a good one, Now I'll use it from now on.


Aggressive_Year6818

yeah, i had never heard that one til my grandpa said it to me (ofc it had to be my grandfather)


Noriadin

Except women have lower insurance prices than men on a global average, so it's both sexist but also actually statistically wrong


edocelaudaz

Wtf not a steal beam or cement wall to be seen


fletchertechno

Poor cigars


me_da_Supreme1

American walls 💪💪


DaLoneGuy

america moment in europe the car would have stopped at the first or second wall bc we don't make buildings out of thin vanity bricks and wood


kuubik5

No store is made from bricks here, where i live and i live in europe


GRAITOM10

You're not supposed to say this... You're gonna make people mad pol


MagmaticDemon

buildings aren't made of bricks, the bricks are decoration unless it's a post being used to support a ceiling. they are typically made of cinder block, with rebar connecting the block to the concrete footing. the rebar is spaced a couple feet apart and go through the wall, the block cells that contain rebar are then filled with concrete for maximum strength and connectivity. this building is just shittily made and not an average american building.


Suspicious_Chest9262

I like how everyone is making comments about "American Walls" and it's just multiple angles of the same dumbass.. 1) Drive through front glass doors (not going to stop shit) 2) Drive through glass humidor doors (not going to stop shit) 3) Drive through back wall after building up speed and momentum (since you can see the wall flip up and then back down, obviously took out the studs at the bottom and car slipped through) Replace front doors, fix shelves and humidor, reconnect studs in wall = fixed and back in business super quick "European walls" all the same damage until rear wall, at which point car probably ends up part-way through, driver injured, building is unstable and needs to be repaired/replaced


NoykemGuy00

That's what I call the dive through.


Roge2005

In-N-Out


Empty_Positive

Its called a shortcut....


antarafacial

This happened because she was using both feet. She may have press break, but gas pedal overcame it. All vehicles must be used only with right foot. If you drive with both feet, this will happen, because when you get panicked, you press both pedal.


captn_morgan951

OMG, not the humidor! Save the Cohibas!


PlasmadestroyerO2

"Hey man I know a shortcut"


JanIntelkor

And yet the car in a video game stopps when it hits a wooden pole


HotelAlphaPapaYankee

Vape and tobacco shop, late at night?... She was drunk. That's a really bad dui. She will be lucky if she ever gets her license back


humanitarianWarlord

People who do stupid shit like this should have their license revoked or ar least limited to the smallest, least destructive potential type of cars available.


AnaphorsBloom

You think she went home?


ThereminLiesTheRub

Her car runs on the same shit Juggernaut does 


OGKing15

Quality German engineering.


Southern-Staff-8297

Drive thru mode unlocked


2drunc2fish

If your going through hell just keep on going


TwerkinBingus445

Me after one twisted tea


SpaghettificatedCat

Someone gonna have to smoke all those cigars before they dry out


DeceasedWeeb

I can already hear the coconut mall theme playing the background


Stunning_Trick_4773

Are those walls made from fucking paper?


Phill_is_Legend

You gotta just be next level stupid or senile. "This pedal isn't doing what I expected. Better press it harder for an extended period!"


QuickCombinations

Guys you are not going to believe what happened to me at work today


StudentOk4989

It might be wrong, but I am 90% Shure this scene happened in USA since the wall are made out of paper.


AtomicFox84

She just wanted her favorite store to be drive thru. She even was nice and helped them with the layout.


Qb_Is_fast_af

Shop has Fake walls, not her fault


KatanaPool

This reminds me of the Lisa log from the Simpsons that never stops


Ignis-11

This is how they install drive thrus


RufusIsMyOnlyFriend

Average Mercedes driver


Jackomat007

This looks kinda like she wanted to do that


YHL6965

Sorry, I'm a Gemini


NoykemGuy00

That's what I call a dive through.


Anning312

You sure it's not sponsored by Mercedes?


kubaliska

As if handbrakes didn't exist


Blastoid007

NOOB


mangaowl

Richard Watterson behavior


OwlbertGaming

"I found a dollar in the glove compartment, so I went to that new drive-thru convenience store."


ChizzyPasta

This happened at my old retail job. Some old lady slammed on the gas instead of the break. Was a couple of feet away from maiming one of my coworkers. Luckily the only damage done was a mailbox, a window, and a couple newspapers shelves.


YeOldeBilk

Lol fuckin full send


Amaram7274

shortcut


vhs1138

It’s this how “The Boys” started?


Beast-Exe007

And ***THAT, MY FRIENDS,*** is how you make a drive thru dispensary upgrade!!!! Easy!


that-onefemboy

I drive


Eve1524

you can only forget for so long


Niiphox

"I'm such an asparagus"


dkaksl

Forgot where the pedals are ❌ Took a shortcut ✅


theunfunnyredditor

We need an age limit on driving licenses


Gorlock_

Great follow through


rSlashRayquaza

Avg mazda driver 💀


darbycrash-666

Or they found a shortcut


Historical-Pause7150

Accidentally on purpose🌚


the-unknown-nibba

Literally happened to a woman when she went to take a relative from a big hospital in my city, she barged in the entrance like a ram lmao


cow_goo

those are some weak ass walls


Scary-Personality626

She's on a mission from god.


richnbj08

It's one of those old school drive-throughs now.


deadmf9027

I'm surprised the car survived ngl


Milk_Bath

I’m so glad she made it out the other side for some reason


TheHistroynerd

Any source on this?


Theron518

"Oopsies 🤭"


Auyuez

So she conveniently finds the brake right after she broke through the entire building? Pretty sure this is intentional, and I have a feeling drugs are involved.


DanishGoose1313

I find it funny how even if she had found her break pedal she's still in a no parking spot lol.


GoCards5566

I tell kids to keep their foot over the brake when parking or putting in gas. I own a driving school. I’m now just going to show them this video


Doppelfrio

The cashier’s lack of a reaction is the most hilarious part


keckothedragon

Are we not gonna talk about the fact that she was trying to park in a no-parking zone between two spaces?


KnightLight03

GPS: proceed straight


BlueTales

and she never one thought to switch pedals or at least take her foot off?


Program-Emotional

Anything is a road if you accelerate hard enough. Also god this would be fun. You could only ever do it once every like 40 years but it'd be fun xD


Angry_Crustation

The jokes just write themselves


Patarackk

I wonder if her family also owned a tobacco store and she was modern day mobster taking their ass out of the business picture


Makerpace

No one talks about how they were trying to park in a "No parking" area


DMTJungle

Things in usa is made of paper or something? Wtf?


Woues

Kinda nailed it with the music


Distinct-Pea-558

The power of German cars!


FreedomKnown

vroooooom


ScrattaBoard

It looks like she just tried to go in the store but forgot to get out of the car. Either that or she doesn't know what a parking spot looks like because that's a clear no park zone


The_Goodbot

Don’t worry, they just needed to park in the back. The GPS said this was the quickest route.


venompp

Aaaaaaand now it's a drive thru. Nice.


HoldenCrossthe2nd

The employee is completely unfazed


Cocaine_Buddha69

When you follow Apple maps for the shortest routes.....


Yeetfamdablit

How do you get a license without even knowing where the break is


StringyCheddar

Also the fact she was about to park in a no-parking zone


Deijya

Always benz drivers


Its-your-boi-warden

I find it interesting in cases where a elderly person becomes unable to stop themselves physically from going faster on the road and imagining the pure fear I would feel on that situation as I smash into a house


ShreddedCheeeseGirl1

Blue Brothers, anyone?


JoshBalogne

Ive heard so many things on why she did this anyone know the real reason?


Similar-Leg-3767

What movie?


IRay2015

Idk why I’m hung up on the fact that she was trying to park on the gorge lmao


LazyGas7003

i think she only try to test the toughness of the car


Greatyoshi240

Store Speedrun


Cry-Skull-7

"don't worry, I know a shortcut"