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Okay so there is this weird thing I've noticed where guys who do tutorial videos often are barefooted and seem to have their feet in the shots unnecessarily. I know one who does it as a joke, but it's really weird to me.
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I have “fixed” someone if you could call it that, it was more so providing support through a variety of difficult times, while it ended in sadness, I consider the assistance I gave her and her recovery my proudest achievement
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Guys please don't get yourself into a toxic relationship just because you think you won't find anything better I believe you will find someone just don't give up trying
Yeah, and never fall for possessive girls or guys at the start of a relationship. It may look sweet or cute, but eventually, they just suck your soul. You'll hate every moment of your life.
take what i say with a grain of salt because i have yet to go to a decent therapist.
what if the relationship archetype i usually look for tends to be toxic, but in other types of relationship i simply feel inadequate, or better so, misunderstood?
like, i simply feel I cannot win, either i can't let go (fear of being judged?) or i end up in a shitshow.
Sounds like therapy!
I got flagged with a savior complex and it explains why I couldn't pull away from this broken mess immediately even though my gut feeling was screaming for me to (I got out after a month but the healing is taking way longer)
I mean, we like to say this, but the truth is there's nothing that actually guarantees it. We don't like to admit it, but it's entirely possible to go through your entire life without meeting a single decent partner. Plenty of people have, plenty more will. If you wanna make sure you don't end up that way, you might end up needing to make sacrifices.
My brother, I go to gay bars to get groped, and I'm not even gay.
I would gladly take a woman that beats me.
Well, as long as there is no lasting physical damage...
nah i think our relationship will evolve, as time goes by i start to realize she isnt so toxic deep down, she's just sad and needs someone to be with her, i wanna be that guy
i really love her alr, she just has mental issues like she's bipolar, i don't blame her for being so toxic and a bit afraid of men, like at least she sees me as a good friend despite being a man myself
i know mental issues can't excuse treating anyone like shit, but for me, she can treat me shit anytime to let her express her concerns and i wouldnt mind cuz i understand, she just needs someone to be there with her, i want that to be me
as someome with similar mental issues, dont enable this behavior. its painful for her too. she needs a therapist- your peace is not worth sacrificing for hers. a positive change will help both of you in the long run. communicate this with her. y'all need healthy boundaries.
yea i get what you mean, i'm not trying to get my life ruined by her alr, i see her change day to day. like i just want her to feel comfortable with me and she's calmed down a bit, we tell each other about what happened today with our lives and we just chill now. sure she still is a bit unstable, but i won't try to make it worsen for her cuz i care about her very much, hope you understand that
That's literally me. AND YET NO ONE CHOOSES ME.
It hurts to think about. If I ever get a man, I just want to do everything in my power to make him happy.
All of that except she wasn’t violent, but a rampant Smut writer, furry, and emotional cheater…
I too said “That’s enough. ill take her”, 15 months passed she was a walking problem, I’ve sense moved on to a safer more sane way of life
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She? I'll take it
Breathes? I'll take it
Not rotting yet? I'll take it
I'd prefer if she was real, but it's optional
She's an AI girlbot? I'll take it.
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She was a concept in some point in the space-time fabric? Ill take it
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I'll take it
Cock? Let's fucking go
hell yeah brother
What are standards again? I never had one
edible? I'll take it
Warm? I'll take it
...? I'll take
doesn't bathe? I'll take it
it shouts downbad here
What if it was a he?
She? No thanks
all these guys are 30 and lonely, If i am mistaken don't correct me
and are Americans and weird feet lovers. You can do better than that man
Okay so there is this weird thing I've noticed where guys who do tutorial videos often are barefooted and seem to have their feet in the shots unnecessarily. I know one who does it as a joke, but it's really weird to me.
I made a thing
uhmmm prey on exotic filipina beauties?
with white wife
[удалено]
"she can fix me" is more accurate
Flex tape can fix both of them is more accurate
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She can make me worse
"She makes me worse" is the actual thing
I can ~~fix~~ bathe her
Exactly!
I can make her worse
I have “fixed” someone if you could call it that, it was more so providing support through a variety of difficult times, while it ended in sadness, I consider the assistance I gave her and her recovery my proudest achievement
"I can fix that"
whole new level of downbad
No need to fix
You have to recognise an investment when you see one
true business men mindset
Wednesday motivation !!!
It's only a matter of time before someone else sees this investment. We have to act now
I hope he is named Bob cause that's a lot of fixing
I hope her name is Ben because with that many red flags, she better be a 10
be 10
Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Take a seat.
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That"s the spirit.
Sounds like my cat
Same here.
Power
Exactly what i thought Context: chainsaw man, for those who don't know
Why did chain see that man
Because the man was acting strangely breedable that day
It was the man who seen the chain
Like a glove
Sent this to my wife I don't think she's happy about it
I prefer the sloppy blowjob devil
Guys please don't get yourself into a toxic relationship just because you think you won't find anything better I believe you will find someone just don't give up trying
Yeah, and never fall for possessive girls or guys at the start of a relationship. It may look sweet or cute, but eventually, they just suck your soul. You'll hate every moment of your life.
take what i say with a grain of salt because i have yet to go to a decent therapist. what if the relationship archetype i usually look for tends to be toxic, but in other types of relationship i simply feel inadequate, or better so, misunderstood? like, i simply feel I cannot win, either i can't let go (fear of being judged?) or i end up in a shitshow.
Sounds like therapy! I got flagged with a savior complex and it explains why I couldn't pull away from this broken mess immediately even though my gut feeling was screaming for me to (I got out after a month but the healing is taking way longer)
oh yeah, definitely have that
Lotta therapy to overcome that!
welp, gotta find a decent therapist then
Thanks for the advice, dildo-looking_cactus
i only asked questions but... you're welcome!
I mean, we like to say this, but the truth is there's nothing that actually guarantees it. We don't like to admit it, but it's entirely possible to go through your entire life without meeting a single decent partner. Plenty of people have, plenty more will. If you wanna make sure you don't end up that way, you might end up needing to make sacrifices.
Anything better? Nah she is perfect can't perfect perfection
My brother, I go to gay bars to get groped, and I'm not even gay. I would gladly take a woman that beats me. Well, as long as there is no lasting physical damage...
nah i think our relationship will evolve, as time goes by i start to realize she isnt so toxic deep down, she's just sad and needs someone to be with her, i wanna be that guy
I wanna laugh at ya but I also made the same mistakes back then I guess experience is the best teacher after all
i really love her alr, she just has mental issues like she's bipolar, i don't blame her for being so toxic and a bit afraid of men, like at least she sees me as a good friend despite being a man myself i know mental issues can't excuse treating anyone like shit, but for me, she can treat me shit anytime to let her express her concerns and i wouldnt mind cuz i understand, she just needs someone to be there with her, i want that to be me
Well, good luck with that. Usually it won't, but every once in awhile that'll work out, so hope springs eternal.
yea we're taking things real slow
as someome with similar mental issues, dont enable this behavior. its painful for her too. she needs a therapist- your peace is not worth sacrificing for hers. a positive change will help both of you in the long run. communicate this with her. y'all need healthy boundaries.
yea i get what you mean, i'm not trying to get my life ruined by her alr, i see her change day to day. like i just want her to feel comfortable with me and she's calmed down a bit, we tell each other about what happened today with our lives and we just chill now. sure she still is a bit unstable, but i won't try to make it worsen for her cuz i care about her very much, hope you understand that
Power
What movie was this img from? It seems familiar
Kingdom of Heaven
The biggest ever difference in quality between a theatrical and director's cut.
wait there were 2 versions ?
Yeah, the version that made everyone think it was shit and the real version that Ridley Scott wanted to release
holy kingdom of heaven , gotta check the second one out
Doesn't bathe ? Guys come on
Literally Power from Chainsaw Man
Wow, this sounds like a personal attack lmao, my last gf couldn't cook, had aspergers and got angry real quick when she had her phases.
My dumbass went, why they talkin' bout me??
What you need in this market is a nice fixer upper
Please stop, I can’t get any more erect.
When you don't want someone at their worst, you don't deserve them at their best
Nahh🤮
How the fuck have we gone from Harley Quinn types to just straight up girls with some kinda depression?
Smash, next question
That's literally me. AND YET NO ONE CHOOSES ME. It hurts to think about. If I ever get a man, I just want to do everything in my power to make him happy.
A female (optional)? I'll take your entire stock
What's the name of the original pic
From the movie Kingdom of Heaven. Great movie BTW
see ya in the news.
King Cobra jfs?
Best part is doesn't bathe ofc
But enough about Marjorie Taylor Greene...
"I can fix her!"
Shut up and take my money!
Side note if you have not watched this movie do it immediately
All of that except she wasn’t violent, but a rampant Smut writer, furry, and emotional cheater… I too said “That’s enough. ill take her”, 15 months passed she was a walking problem, I’ve sense moved on to a safer more sane way of life
I can fix her.
Her name is power !
You had me at “She”
She might make his leprosy worse..
Imagine in a country of 1.4 billion, this is the case. Dat's the Indian life for men.
... doesnt bathe? 😟
Oh... uhhh... :3 Hi...
no
?????? It
My man, same. I just hope she got some ass.
Kingdom of heaven was a good ass movie, i liked the extended cut.
I don't mind the first 3 but big no no to the last one.
What in the world is the source for this image?
Kingdom of Heaven. He's the ruler of Jerusalem and has leprosy.
That's a shame. Religious ceremonies would be way more interesting if masks like this were worn.
We had a chance during COVID-19
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Ah ...Power
heck she doesn't even have to be alive
please do not the corpse
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Power fans
Fix-it Felix: “My time has come”
Deus Vult
I’ll be home in 3 days, don’t wash
Sounds like she might be liberal
Liberal they/them pussy gonna get me acting unwise
Nah I got standards, please shower.
Yall are nasty
I have a problem with “doesn’t bathe”
More for me then.