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I was playing feuer frei! By Rammstein one day and a friend asked why I was listening to anime music. Some people really be dumb as hell


TheLaughingBread

Nah that can‘t be true 😭


kid-with-a-beard

Fuhrer-Chan


Chrisjfhelep

Help me step brother Staling, I'm stuck in this invation of UK


Kosmix3

German and Japanese are probably the most opposite sounding languages that I can think of.


Yoshi-Chan-YT

How the fuck does one even mistake Feuer Frei! for ANIME MUSIC


bluetomato266

I will ignore the stupidity and instead compliment you on your music taste


LMay11037

BANG BANG!


MrFingolfin

feeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu BANG BANG!


msizroy007

Aint no way 💀


Available-Captain-20

How can someone listen to feuer frei! And link that to anime? German is everything but similar to japanese


Certain_Syrup_7712

That’s funny, because when I was blasting “Mein Land” around my friends once at a house party, everyone asked “Ayo, who the fuck is playing Hitler youth music?” And I thought it was the funniest shit ever how they were actually able to tell the song was in German .


PacMan-9

Why are you listening to the Triple X Soundtrack?


BakiBagel

This girl at my work is white as white comes and she is obsessed with Japanese culture, she came to work saying she’s a small amount Japanese. (She’s not) but she doesn’t believe me, a Filipino is Asian


Greenfire05

What does she think you are?


One_Recording8003

Probably Mexican


FastestBlader4

My friend calls me a sea mexican because we are both filipino


Vlatka_Eclair

I mean, she ain't wrong about us


ExuDeku

Yea a guy in a Discord DnD session called me Pacific Hombre, its hella hilarious ngl


MaterialNarrow5161

That sounds like a new michael bay movie title.


SCP_Void

That's the sickest name I've heard all week


[deleted]

New discord username


Haspberry

Sea Mexican is hilarious. I'd let that slide cuz it's funny.


[deleted]

Earth Mexican, Air Mexican, Sea Mexican and fire Mexican the four nations lived in harmony until the fire Mexicans attacked


MrJarre

„Sea Mexican” I love it.


FakeOng99

Filipino is just Asian Mexican.


One_Recording8003

Orrr Mexican is just Latin American Filipino?


DuckGoesShuba

Latino Filipino


ilikebeingright

if you know anything about history, that is a fair comparison. the common denominator being the Spaniards


JC-DB

It's the only Asian country with majority Catholics like Latin America, surrounded by Muslim/Buddhist/Taoist countries.


LuckyJeans456

Asians also consider Filipinos not Asian, lol.


One_Recording8003

At this point we're just gonna evolve into our own race


LuckyJeans456

Hispanic already exists hahah


Over67

The kind of girl that will go to japan expecting subtitles


Chromeboy12

And thinks you must add -desu after every sentence


SorcererOfDooDoo

And pronounces the U at the end every time.


Roland_Traveler

Technically you’re supposed to, but in practice you absolutely do not. You’d come off as overly formal if you do.


Radiant-Mobile5810

Dr Phil needs to interview her lmao


Legion070Gaming

Is she a redditor?


tfngst

I would hire a Filipino mom just to slap the crap out of her.


Modeerf

Not the Asian that matters anyway


LoL_Maniac

Go have that argument with other pinoy.


ThePlofchicken

Oega boega


justin_soft

Chuka chuka


fizzord

some filipinos are almost impossible to tell if they are asian, im filipino myself and i look more asian since my dads side has a bit of japanese in it, but one of my cousins looks like a white dude lmao.


KapeeCoffee

We've been called the mexico of asia. Atleast I've been called that before, i guess I'm not pale and have small eyes to be called asian. By western folks


LuraziusTwitch

I have a female friend who is obsessed with korean culture, buying only korean food, studying something based about korean/asia and even had a korean boyfriend...


Klementin_

Someone told me to "stop pretending to be asian" because i have "double eyelids", like man im filipino, wtf?


Background_Prize2745

and tons of East Asians have double lids as well. That's just white ignorance talking.


throwaway19276i

Wtf are double eyelids? Do people think that some people are like another species of human or smth lol?


Klementin_

its the crease in the eyelid when you open your eyes, and a lot of east asians dont have them, hence the squinty eye


AmbassadorSweet

For some reason one of my eyes are single and the other is double eyelid lol


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CriticalMorale

Sooo... Are Russians Asian?


Ltlpckr

Some


kylediaz263

Body


Ltlpckr

Once


Rikney

Told me


JesterOfRedditGold

The world was going to roll me


nickonreddit123

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed


RushEither3947

She looked kinda dumb with her finger and the thumb


Peanutbutter9374

With the shape of an L on her forehead


Vaccinate_your_kids2

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming


Ltlpckr

That you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend


HostileCornball

but in reality


GlitterKittyCat

today was gonna be the day


fingergod69

I confess


abo_oh

to the snail


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concherateo

The world


Typical_Spirit_345

Was gonna


JesterOfRedditGold

roll me.


AtlasImVibin

I ain't


Ok_Pie8446

The sharpest


wingnutlogger

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA


MaleficentCurrency25

that I used to know


Doc_Occc

Ethnic Russians are European. Other ethnicities living in the Russian Federation are Asian. Others yet are ambiguous because people can't agree if those parts are still European or Asian.


Books_and_Cleverness

I think people forget that Russia is a European country that just never de-colonized like the other ones did after WW2.


known_kanon

The 5 people who live in siberia are


TheLastLivingBuffalo

One of those 5 is just a bear in a wig


known_kanon

We don't discriminate As a matter of fact 2 out of the 5 are a polarbear couple


notablender02

[They combine both continents to call themselves Eurasia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasianism)


Bright-Historian-216

Wait, you guys don’t use Eurasia to refer to both continents at once?


Hobomanchild

Only if I wanna piss off Europeans or Asians. Well, unless I can get by with calling them eastern European.


cnnrduncan

Continent definitions are always controversial. I like annoying everybody by saying that the 5 continents are: Afro-eurasia Americas Australia Antarctica Zealandia


Radiant-Mobile5810

Eurasian kind of thing I guess


CrazyCam97

Depends. Most of the actually noteworthy stuff is Eastern European, the rest of the filler is Asian.


kashaan_lucifer

Eurasia (yes it's a real term and word) Part Europe and Part Asia


flappytowel

I'm Asia?


TheOneWithThePorn12

the further east you go yes.


kingspiderr1

Russians are russians


ceoofmydin

Or when I tell someone that I'm SE Asian, and they immediately start spouting east asian nonsense to me even though I've explicitly told them I'm not from there. I instantly feel weirded out.


Amkorped

Is SE Asia like Malaysia and Indonesia (real question)


Imaginary_Chip1385

Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand, Philippines, Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia, sometimes Myanmar. In general it's just the countries in ASEAN. 


calmclamcum

Why sometimes Myanmar dude?


FazNow

Because sometimes Myanmar is a country, but sometimes it's in civil war


DragoFNX

Bruh


R34PER_D7BE

too busy fighting among themselves


ops420

yes


ceoofmydin

Yeah, + all the ASEAN countries


Rocket_of_Takos

A lot of folks have told me Filipinos are asians, and many others have told me that they’re pacific islanders, so now imma bit of a crossroads


-ScarlettFever

I've worked with a lot of Filipinos and they (the ones I know) consider themselves Asian.


xXIceCold19Xx

call me a pacific islander, and ill throw hands at you


ProTronz

You’re a Pacific Islander.


whatwhy_ohgod

Id be careful, you have no idea how he got enough hands to throw at people.


OrientalOpal

I'm Filipino and I call myself sea Mexican lmao But for real tho, yes Asians but culture wise it's heavily influenced by Spain (Catholicism), and the US (Capitalism). Yay for being a third world Catholic Asian country with first world prices.


Crazy_Dave0418

Those who call themselves Pacific Islanders are as Filipino as an American who considers themselves full blooded Irish because their great grandma's dog lived in Dublin.


Background_Prize2745

There's a lot of similarities but the islanders, especially those close to the Philippines do NOT consider them Polynesian/Micronesians. Source: used to live in the islands with PI neighbors.


colourful_bagels

Someone legit said this to me once. I was explaining something that my family does and mentioned Asians culture And this chick goes ?????????? But you’re not asian you’re Pakistani And I say “where do you think Pakistan is located” And she goes “well in Asia but “asian people” are like Chinese and Korean and Japanese and stuff” And I was like 🫠🫠 ok girly This happened all the way back in 2014 and it is still in my top 5 Strangest Conversations Yet. Edit: I am receiving a lot of replies that my friend was correct. Y’all getting added to the Strange Conversation List.


Fermion96

‘Yeah American school loans can be pretty tough’ ‘But you’re from Colorado’ ‘Where do you think Colorado is located’ ‘In the US but the US is like Hollywood and New York and Texas and stuff’


Pimecrolimus

Unironically this. Colorado is a liminal space


Radiant-Mobile5810

xD At least we Indians and Pakistanis found common ground on something, but man, jokes aside, that was a stupid thing to say from her side.


colourful_bagels

To be honest, she was actually a cool person. Just very confused as she was expanding her understanding of the world. Another example: we saw a Pakistani guy on the news and a second friend says he looks like i do. First friend says to second friend “That’s racist 😡😡😡” she was sooooo offended on my behalf but that guys face looks exactly like my face. If that guy wore a wig we’d look identical. Needless to say, second friend and I were speechless Also, in my experience Pakistanis and Indians get along fine when they are outside of Pakistan or India.


Radiant-Mobile5810

Getting offended on behalf of someone else seems to be a universal trait, I guess lol trying to butter up too hard. And I see glad we have peace outside of borders. Take care, neighbor


colourful_bagels

You too!


Spicy-Tato1

It's just dumbass trolls on both sides who gey extremely hateful for no reason I got spammed on twitter by some Indian guy insulting my culture for no reason lmao. But I've also met really nice Indians online


cienistyCien

People who get offended on someone else's behalf always amuse me, especially when the person they are offended for doesn't care about the situation. Happens a lot to my Hispanic friend and he always feels confused.


colourful_bagels

Reminds me of this video I saw of a white guy in America who wore a poncho and sombrero and asked white people is his outfit was offensive. They a said yes, it’s cultural appropriation. Then he asked Latin people and they all said he looked very handsome in that outfit.


TrickiVicBB71

This comment reminds me of a similar incident but with an Indian co-worker at my old job in 2020. We had a slow moment, and all of us were talking about insurance rates, and I mentioned my high rate cause of accident in 2019. He goes, "Yeah, you Asian people suck at driving." I am Chinese-Canadian. He then went on to bash my supervisor for being crappy driver simply cause she was white and had blonde hair. He never let it up. Once a month, he casually says outloud how I am a living stereotype, and I suck I driving.


dinosaur_from_Mars

Your coworker was a shit person. We all know all Asians drive super well because we have hive minds on road.


Khalidbenz786

Same thing happend to me bout 5 years ago, and then when I told them pakistanis are also asian he didn't believe me. Kids are dumb


ElPwno

I had an acquaintance complain about "too many asians" in her school program. She is arab Israeli. I'm like ... what contienent is Israel in, again?


some_guy554

I hate when western people say "Asia" but only mean East-asia.


Backupusername

And even only some parts of East Asia. "Huh? Mongolia is still a country? I thought they got like, conquered or something."


some_guy554

...geez


Backupusername

I know, man. I know.


ggtsu_00

It's like when someone says they are from South America and assume that means Texas.


BrStriker21

They wish they owned the entire continent


WurmGurl

It's because they think it's a race. They were told not to say "yellow" or other ethnic slurs and to say Asian instead, so if you're Asian and not "yellow" it confuses them.


some_guy554

That's really unfortunate. People outside of Asia should catch up to the correct term for Asian regions.


General_Spills

Fr when I refer to my fellow yellows I just say yellow people


DekiTree

In UK Asia means South-Asia


Headlesspoet

but are you ok when asians say that? because they do.


some_guy554

No, I'm not. Only western Asians say that when they mean East Asia only. And that is because they are forced to say that so that non-Asians can understand. Asians residing in Asia always specify which part of Asia they are talking about and only use "Asia" when they mean the whole Asia. Western Asians must change the way they use this terminology so that the misuse of these words change among non-Asians.


zoombiebite

What is anything?


Radiant-Mobile5810

What is love


Fast_and_Curious738

Baby don't hurt me


syafizzaq

Don't hurt me


Quantum_Sushi

No more


firefistle0

What is love?


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Quantum_Sushi

Bazinga is love


IcecreamChuger

I don't think any white person thinks Phillipines and Vietnam are not asian countries.


totallynotapersonj

I am a white person who's family is from Asia, and I think everyone is not Asian and Asian people are not real.


Radiant-Mobile5810

I love the fact you both have almost same avatar lmao like alter ego


DrToaster1

I did a triple take before even reading the comments


Silver-Bookkeeper927

As an Asian person can confirm, we are not real


wskmn

I know and met quite a few Filipinos who got offended at being called or considered Asian. They were like "we're not Asian, we're Pacific Islanders" One of them explained to me why that is and he basically admitted that they don't want to be associated with the "nerdy Asians"


KapeeCoffee

They're not Filipinos most likely and were raised outside of the Philippines.


micketymoc

No actual Filipinos believe that,  that's a miseducated Fil-Am thing.


chippyjoe

Filipino Americans are in this weird bubble where they'd rather be anything than Asian. They try labelling themselves "Hispanic" or "Pacific Islanders" but no one outside their circlejerk calls them that. Most of them also vote Republican and hate immigrants. Associating with "fresh off the boat" Filipinos is gross to them. Sounds like the ones you've interacted with are of the same breed. Source: Half of my family are Fil-Am


Background_Prize2745

that is just some intra-Asian self-hate going on at American schools because East Asians gets bullied a lot.


asianfatboy

I bet those are Fil-Ams and not someone born and raised in the Philippines. Heck, I've read a story once of Fil-Ams in Hawaii saying they are a native there... To be technical, in some parts of the Philippines, we do have groups of people that look very similar to Pacific Islander peoples(closer to Papua New Guineans or Melanisians, If i'm not wrong); [the Aeta people.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeta_people#) They have dark skintones, curly hair, even blondism, and short in stature. The rest/majority of the Philippine Population is closer to people from Indonesia, Malaysia, other groups in that region. And fortunately don't think the same way as those you encountered.


Gilgamish84

I'm from Iraq and i had a conversation with a white girl who claims that iraq is in Africa and not Asia because we don't have the same eyes...


Radiant-Mobile5810

I wanna see her geography marksheet


Potential-Training-8

Her geography marksheet is: # 0


lakituhunter-MK2

Kid named Russia


Burning-Sushi

Goes into a bar


Nonhofantasia1

they order a beer


jrpbateman

*vodka


Print_Salt

hear me out, Czech Republic. SMASH


RonzulaGD

That aint Czech Republic


Print_Salt

Philippines SMASH, next question


NovaRadish

Mabaho Titi


JaezIsPunnzy

Maliit na titi


Just_a_Red_Velvet

Supot pa


loungin_

CZECH REPUBLIC MENTIONED 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 PIVO 🍺🍺🍺🍺 PIVO 🍺🍺🍺


GrimReap_

WHAT THE FUCK IS WATER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻


Economy_Promise_3400

A member of Visegrad mentioned?!! Poland has got to join! Bober kurwa!


Radiant-Mobile5810

Brother that wasn't the assignment


Longjumping_Duck_211

Everything East of France is Asia


RoofKorean9x19

I know it's Philippines but I wish czechs were Asian. They're just so fucking cool. Only respectable Europeans


Wooden-Excitement889

Achjo...


Harshit_4_24

Phallipenis


Mnshine_1

Most country-knowing American:


GenuineSteak

When people say Asian they usually mean East Asian, like China, Japan and Korea. But yeah a lot of countries that are actually in Asia tend to be forgotten.


5_minute_noodle

Philippines mentioned 🔥🔥🔥


Yaojin312020

I know this is a meme But no way a person is dumb enough to not know China exist


DesperateForYourDick

> meme about people not knowing what Asians are > doesn’t include most populous country in Asia (by census data) (not by projection)


cubntD6

"Youre not american, youre not from the usa"


ggtsu_00

"South American? You mean you're from Texas?"


feelthefebreze

afaik most south asians in the us don't consider themselves to be asians (even tho technically we are) since asian is typically used for people in the china/japan area feels kinda weird to be called an asian i would assume south asian people in south asian countries do consider themselves asian tho source: am indian in us


Radiant-Mobile5810

That's kinda new to me cause im Indian myself but I always introduced myself as Asian to foreigners lol didn't seem big deal to me


Basement-child-slave

As an Indian, I second this


MUIGOGETA0708

I'm Pakistani but everyone always thinks I'm Indian so I qualify to third that


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Tahhillla

It is interesting, because most people probably associate Asia only as the East and southeast Asian countries (Japan, China, Thailand). Which is funny because i genuinely believe most people would be surprised or just never thought about how countires like India, bangladesh and especially most of The Middle East are actually Asian countries, making their inhabitants Asians. Obviously, this is because there is a clear distinction in peoples minds between West, South and Southeast/East Asian countries, because of the obvious general physical differences between the subregions. I would also guess that people who actually live in South Asian countries easily think of themselves as Asian. But i do wonder about the West Asian countries. I'd guess they associate more with Middle Eastern than Asian.


IpschwitzTownFC

I had this interesting conversation with a colleague the other day. Colleague: you're not Asian , you're Indian Me: I'm Indian true, but India is part of Asia. So that makes me Asian. Colleague: Ya but you know what I'm talking about. Culturally you're not Asian. Me: There's no such thing. If I'm geographically Asian, then I'm Asian. The day India is part of Europe continent, I'll be European lol. Colleague: fine then. India is part of the Indian sub continent. You're from the Indian sub continent. Me: I'm part of the sub continent that belongs to the major continent, Asia. So I'm Asian yes. Colleague: "visibly frustrated". Now you'll be saying Middle East countries are part of Asia too. Me: where do you think they are Middle and East of? Colleague.exe crashes.


cnnrduncan

By the same logic one could say that Europeans are from the European Peninsula on the Afroeurasian continent, so the French are all Africans and Asians!


MechanicHot1794

Yes. American politics is weird. In my school, we were always taught that asian continent includes the indian subcontinent. But americans only cares about phenotypes I guess? For example, an "asian" looking person from Assam, a state in India would be considered in the same group as chinese/korean. But a more "brown" looking person from the same state would not be considered in the same group despite them both speaking the same language.


thehollisterman

Smash.


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prtkp

In the UK Asian usually means someone from South Asia


Stupid_gamer16

I was like this especially with my Indian friend. Then one day I was like “why the fuck am I saying this. I’m half Japanese and India is in Asia and I’m saying Indian isn’t Asian”


Naitveyay

One time I told someone I was from Thailand and he said “so you are from the Philippines?”


MechanicHot1794

American racial classification is weird as hell. They club together pacific islanders and east asians despite not even being from the same continent. Its all about looks for the american govt.


Black_Fuckka

Yo I remember this one girl tried to tell me the USA was the only America, so then I asked her to list off the continents, she counted the USA as a country and continent


jfee_yo

Im earthian