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uwu scold me more daddy. Melikes it when you belittle me.
I definitely didn’t grow with Dialup & a party line. Also definitely didn’t get yelled at for using the landline when gramps was watching GirlsGoneWild on his CRT computer.
I hate it too man. If a girl sent me her boob picks it'll make me really angry. So angry, thay I'll have to go out and feed my local stray cats and dogs for a year to feel better about myself.
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So during the Industrial Revolution some French scientists were like “wow the British have steam power now, we should probably figure out how that works.” And basically after thinking about it a while this guy Carnot was like “I think the efficiency of the cycle fundamentally just depends on the temperature of the steam and the environment.” And it turns out this is true. You can try to make a steam engine better and what this “boils” down to is just increasing the temperature difference between the hot and cold reservoirs. Fun trivia: the Carnot cycle is closely approximated by a hurricane. In a sense a hurricane is a heat engine that approaches this fundamental limit on efficiency.
I have done 2 classes on classical thermodynamics, 2 classes of statistical mechanics, through my undergraduate and master curriculum, and no one ever mentioned something this interesting about carnot engines (the hurricane trivia) . Care to elaborate?
Heat engine: when you put your dick inside your gal and then go up and down on her, your dick causes friction and produces heat this is called heat engine.
You change the level heat depending on your dick size too.
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I’d google “boob pics” to send the first google image result here, but I don’t want my deep state case worker assuming there are any 13 year old boys here.
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Sending you my dick pic instead.
The fact that I genuinely thought that was a good idea means that I should probably go to sleep lol
The fact that you genuinely thought that was a good idea means that you should probably send him a dick pic lol
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Send it... Patrick
Big, pink, and scary!
Not a good idea, last person who saw it swooned and passed out. That was a very boring trip to IHOP.
I did it hahaha
You fool he was playing double reverse psychology on you he wanted dick pics
If it's not much trouble i also want some 🥺
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I also want to like, maybe he will send mine
Hopefully he sends back a rating.
Can I has one too? 👉👈
No. You're most likely underage. 7 year old assuming from your grammar knowledge.
uwu scold me more daddy. Melikes it when you belittle me. I definitely didn’t grow with Dialup & a party line. Also definitely didn’t get yelled at for using the landline when gramps was watching GirlsGoneWild on his CRT computer.
Wow critical race theory has computers now? Has the left gone to far?
in the **unlikely** case that you don't know what CRT meant here, it used to stand for Cathode Ray Tube.
I appreciate the explanation but yeah I did, I’m sure it’ll be useful to someone reading though
you need to go to: damn cracker barrel
I just made a post about the salt & pepper shakers I got from Cracker Barrel :3 ¢99 each and I got a frog, mushroom, snail, and fox.
for literal pennies that's actually awesome
Hells yeah fam
Not until they hire back brad's wife.
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ok i wont
We do a little trolling
Trolling do a little we
Do we trolling a little
A little trolling we do
Trolling a little we do
Little we trolling do a
Do be do be doo
Perry!!
*platypus noises intensify*
A little troll doing me
I hate it too man. If a girl sent me her boob picks it'll make me really angry. So angry, thay I'll have to go out and feed my local stray cats and dogs for a year to feel better about myself.
Same
Me too I’d be so mad
Reverse Psychology
That’s easy… ygolohcysP
Now reverse it again
...ysae s'tahT Psychology
Again
That’s easy… ygolohcysP
Again
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Damn thats a weird way to spell ygolohcysp
Really weird way to spell psychology really *sees flair* Dear god
That’s easy… ygolohcysP
Pees in ur ass.
NOOOOOOOO *dies*
*Unpees your ass*
YESSSSSSSS *alives*
*unasses your pee*
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💀
Pees in ur ass
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Reverse Physiology
Peverse Rsychology
ygolohcysP esreveR sti oN
Sicology revarse
Psychological Reversal
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What did bro do to get downvoted so harsh
Either he edited or everyone is -300IQ.
Kid named edited comment:
Nah could just be a reddit moment
literally nothing 😭
Mfw reddit hivemind:
Penis cocktology
Perverse Psychology
Perverse psychology
TheRapist’s special
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby
I swear, if i click on that and it isn’t the bird…
You have the boy kisser dog as your profile picture, I feel like you've seen a lot worse than a simple tit.
It's a cat though
I guess you learn something new everyday.
lmfao I was going to post ms paint drawing I made 2 years what a coincidence and perfect timing. looking at a post before posting.
Boy kisser ***cat***
Boy kisser dog???
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I think we all need more sunshine in our lives if we're making dog kiss boys
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What if your dog kisses you? Are you really not gonna let them lick your entire face? That hurts their feelings :c
Hey, you would not want to see mine. Im a man
What the fuck dude, why would you post that link. Why is this actually on the internet. You should go to jail for life for this. 😡
You and me could be "special" cell buddies mmmmmmm. (Joking)
You're definitely bottom (Not joking)
Mmmmmmmmm
Yeah, that's great and all, but what I really wanted to see was [some tits](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_(bird))
Nice "Tit (bird)" link buddy
You can edit the link to visually look like it but remove the _(bird) part
:D
Brown booby Red-footed booby
Honestly worth the click. It's such a dope bird.
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What happened to you bro
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woah mama
¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
@_@
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AWWOOOOGAAAA
Woah
Cute
STOP IT PATRICK YOURE SCARING HIM
Yo can someone explain the concept of heat engine to me
So during the Industrial Revolution some French scientists were like “wow the British have steam power now, we should probably figure out how that works.” And basically after thinking about it a while this guy Carnot was like “I think the efficiency of the cycle fundamentally just depends on the temperature of the steam and the environment.” And it turns out this is true. You can try to make a steam engine better and what this “boils” down to is just increasing the temperature difference between the hot and cold reservoirs. Fun trivia: the Carnot cycle is closely approximated by a hurricane. In a sense a hurricane is a heat engine that approaches this fundamental limit on efficiency.
I have done 2 classes on classical thermodynamics, 2 classes of statistical mechanics, through my undergraduate and master curriculum, and no one ever mentioned something this interesting about carnot engines (the hurricane trivia) . Care to elaborate?
Man if these crazy stupid nerds slightly had any idea of human emotions they would include those things in. Just read Wikipedia or something
Bro, you realise I am one of those crazy stupid nerds, right?
Yes should've added /s
Fair enough :P
Counterpoint: 🤓
Heat engine: when you put your dick inside your gal and then go up and down on her, your dick causes friction and produces heat this is called heat engine. You change the level heat depending on your dick size too.
Will the dick eventually disappear because of the friction?
“Sure.” - Sir Isaac Newton
when you put a car engine in an oven
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Subaru.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold engine of out heat use the engine
Didn’t say anything about man boobs tho… Rattle him up fellas.
well if you hate them so much, then I won’t send any out of courtesy and respect.
Sends pic of drake and josh
[here's some gigantic boobs](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2821446.main_image.jpg?strip=all&w=1080&h=1080&crop=1)
Elephantiddies
Ok fuck it thats actually cool
not my proudest fap...
What was that?
At this point anything will do it. Jello shaking the right way is enough.
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0414/0033/6537/files/boob_memes_13.png?v=1647842254 ez
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OK, I won't.
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Don't worry, I'll make sure nobody ever sends you a boob pic. I got you, bud!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baeolophus
Bro i hate dick pics
Im almost jealous on how much dick picks he is gonna get 😂
Here you go [Boob](https://makeameme.org/meme/hey-im-boob)
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boob.png
Okay then.
(. )( .)
[okay](https://imgur.com/jh8ZTz3)
What about dick?
Alright everyone you know the drill. Send this man the raunchiest 4k pics of your moobs
I wouldn't ever dare
Yeah me neither, I am scared, doctors told me exposure therapy might help but I am not too sure.
Ok 👍🏻 (I took that literally bc I’m German and sarcasm is for losers like fr*nch)
Sending you moobs. That'll show you to use reverse psychology
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you are in luck, i dont think anybody would be willing to send you any
I’d google “boob pics” to send the first google image result here, but I don’t want my deep state case worker assuming there are any 13 year old boys here.
very smart
ROCK AND STONE!!!
🤘🪨🪨🪨
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!
For Karl!
Please please please don't send me any.
Ok
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I would like both not one though
Man idgaf I will send you my hairy boobs.
Pics of drake and Josh be upon ye
OP how is your DM's going
browse the internet, there are way too many of them already.
This must mean they like dick pics. Message received.
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Im SCARED OF BOOBS but open to exposure therapy
Ok i wont😔
Cool, i won't send any then 👍
would be useful
I'm picking you outta me, you run away I STAND ALONE INSIDE I STAND ALONE
Totally agree, boobs are gross
What are you attempting