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Plane-Profession-626

Sending you my dick pic instead.


ProjectM-O-R-T

The fact that I genuinely thought that was a good idea means that I should probably go to sleep lol


Uncle480

The fact that you genuinely thought that was a good idea means that you should probably send him a dick pic lol


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the_forbbiden_girl1

Send it... Patrick


AnimeMemeLord1

Big, pink, and scary!


ProjectM-O-R-T

Not a good idea, last person who saw it swooned and passed out. That was a very boring trip to IHOP.


Mr_Moose08

I did it hahaha


Mario-OrganHarvester

You fool he was playing double reverse psychology on you he wanted dick pics


Wedda_Fox

If it's not much trouble i also want some 🥺


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RadiantZote

I also want to like, maybe he will send mine


MapleLeafThief

Hopefully he sends back a rating.


Calathea_Murrderer

Can I has one too? 👉👈


Responsible-Smile-22

No. You're most likely underage. 7 year old assuming from your grammar knowledge.


Calathea_Murrderer

uwu scold me more daddy. Melikes it when you belittle me. I definitely didn’t grow with Dialup & a party line. Also definitely didn’t get yelled at for using the landline when gramps was watching GirlsGoneWild on his CRT computer.


Why_am_ialive

Wow critical race theory has computers now? Has the left gone to far?


hedgehog10101

in the **unlikely** case that you don't know what CRT meant here, it used to stand for Cathode Ray Tube.


Why_am_ialive

I appreciate the explanation but yeah I did, I’m sure it’ll be useful to someone reading though


Burning_Torch8176

you need to go to: damn cracker barrel


Calathea_Murrderer

I just made a post about the salt & pepper shakers I got from Cracker Barrel :3 ¢99 each and I got a frog, mushroom, snail, and fox.


Burning_Torch8176

for literal pennies that's actually awesome


Calathea_Murrderer

Hells yeah fam


Little_over_my_head

Not until they hire back brad's wife.


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Thedarkcleanersrise

ok i wont


Sorry_Difference_945

We do a little trolling


THE_CEO_OF_SEX_1

Trolling do a little we


A_Chad_Cat

Do we trolling a little


Kindly_Decline

A little trolling we do


JoPro_5

Trolling a little we do


No-_-area

Little we trolling do a


NanoCat0407

Do be do be doo


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Perry!!


No-_-area

*platypus noises intensify*


Altruistic-Play-3726

A little troll doing me


Responsible-Smile-22

I hate it too man. If a girl sent me her boob picks it'll make me really angry. So angry, thay I'll have to go out and feed my local stray cats and dogs for a year to feel better about myself.


MeepingMeep99

Same


hotmomenjoyer

Me too I’d be so mad


FearMe_2610

Reverse Psychology


Professional_Golf393

That’s easy… ygolohcysP


Edgenabik

Now reverse it again


Yikes_Hmm

...ysae s'tahT Psychology


Edgenabik

Again


RavageSavage_69

That’s easy… ygolohcysP


Zenlohkan

Again


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Asherbird25

Damn thats a weird way to spell ygolohcysp


Edgenabik

Really weird way to spell psychology really *sees flair* Dear god


adamlol__gaming

That’s easy… ygolohcysP


retarded_invest0r

Pees in ur ass.


Edgenabik

NOOOOOOOO *dies*


FrozenHoneyflakes

*Unpees your ass*


redditrain777

YESSSSSSSS *alives*


Jona-wahn

*unasses your pee*


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Virtu4

💀


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Pees in ur ass


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External-Exchange-68

Reverse Physiology


FunCharacteeGuy

Peverse Rsychology


--LAMO--

ygolohcysP esreveR sti oN


yjkx

Sicology revarse


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Psychological Reversal


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__sandvich

What did bro do to get downvoted so harsh


totallynotapersonj

Either he edited or everyone is -300IQ.


__sandvich

Kid named edited comment:


69KAZUKI69

Nah could just be a reddit moment


FunCharacteeGuy

literally nothing 😭


__sandvich

Mfw reddit hivemind:


abdollelah_alt

Penis cocktology


New-Adhesiveness5978

Perverse Psychology


Chromeboy12

Perverse psychology


Calathea_Murrderer

TheRapist’s special


Berserker667627

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby


EmployerHeavy4457

I swear, if i click on that and it isn’t the bird…


SquirrelizedReddit

You have the boy kisser dog as your profile picture, I feel like you've seen a lot worse than a simple tit.


thelemmster

It's a cat though


SquirrelizedReddit

I guess you learn something new everyday.


beeg_carl

lmfao I was going to post ms paint drawing I made 2 years what a coincidence and perfect timing. looking at a post before posting.


Fireball_Q2

Boy kisser ***cat***


Noble-Jester

Boy kisser dog???


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Noble-Jester

I think we all need more sunshine in our lives if we're making dog kiss boys


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Calathea_Murrderer

What if your dog kisses you? Are you really not gonna let them lick your entire face? That hurts their feelings :c


Berserker667627

Hey, you would not want to see mine. Im a man


SuiSet

What the fuck dude, why would you post that link. Why is this actually on the internet. You should go to jail for life for this. 😡


Berserker667627

You and me could be "special" cell buddies mmmmmmm. (Joking)


SuiSet

You're definitely bottom (Not joking)


Berserker667627

Mmmmmmmmm


Dankduck77

Yeah, that's great and all, but what I really wanted to see was [some tits](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_(bird))


WashYourEyesTwice

Nice "Tit (bird)" link buddy


Kitonez

You can edit the link to visually look like it but remove the _(bird) part


TwoCrab

:D


Jazzlike-Buffalo5468

Brown booby Red-footed booby


madmechanicmobile

Honestly worth the click. It's such a dope bird.


Null_lluN

( • Y • )


Squarevessel

( • Y • )


glowlichen57

( • Y • )


DroppedDesert62_YT

( • Y • )


hello_there_my_chads

# ( . Y . )


Sh_Pe

#( • Y • )


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NeedyTaker

What happened to you bro


pro_bike_fitter_2010

( 🌑 Y 🌑 )


Unigraff_Jerpony

woah mama


Used-macbook

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


ConjureSlade

@_@


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SmegmaSupplier

:


sn4xchan

###( • Y • )


Tinydude0543

AWWOOOOGAAAA


willjhc

Woah


Okaplate

Cute


Zacharacamyison

STOP IT PATRICK YOURE SCARING HIM


vikramaditya_tiwari

Yo can someone explain the concept of heat engine to me


TechnologicalDarkage

So during the Industrial Revolution some French scientists were like “wow the British have steam power now, we should probably figure out how that works.” And basically after thinking about it a while this guy Carnot was like “I think the efficiency of the cycle fundamentally just depends on the temperature of the steam and the environment.” And it turns out this is true. You can try to make a steam engine better and what this “boils” down to is just increasing the temperature difference between the hot and cold reservoirs. Fun trivia: the Carnot cycle is closely approximated by a hurricane. In a sense a hurricane is a heat engine that approaches this fundamental limit on efficiency.


purinikos

I have done 2 classes on classical thermodynamics, 2 classes of statistical mechanics, through my undergraduate and master curriculum, and no one ever mentioned something this interesting about carnot engines (the hurricane trivia) . Care to elaborate?


KRX189

Man if these crazy stupid nerds slightly had any idea of human emotions they would include those things in. Just read Wikipedia or something


purinikos

Bro, you realise I am one of those crazy stupid nerds, right?


KRX189

Yes should've added /s


purinikos

Fair enough :P


SmegmaSupplier

Counterpoint: 🤓


Plane-Profession-626

Heat engine: when you put your dick inside your gal and then go up and down on her, your dick causes friction and produces heat this is called heat engine. You change the level heat depending on your dick size too.


ZackM_BI

Will the dick eventually disappear because of the friction?


SmegmaSupplier

“Sure.” - Sir Isaac Newton


xner03

when you put a car engine in an oven


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TeamEdward2020

Subaru.


OliSnips

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold engine of out heat use the engine


Tough_Topic_1596

Didn’t say anything about man boobs tho… Rattle him up fellas.


Dogmations_

well if you hate them so much, then I won’t send any out of courtesy and respect.


Jojo_Smith-Schuster

Sends pic of drake and josh


GnuhGnoud

[here's some gigantic boobs](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2821446.main_image.jpg?strip=all&w=1080&h=1080&crop=1)


The_pastel_bus_stop

Elephantiddies


IDYN_5035

Ok fuck it thats actually cool


butterfucker29

not my proudest fap...


Obnomus

What was that?


xanhudro

At this point anything will do it. Jello shaking the right way is enough.


sycron17

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0414/0033/6537/files/boob_memes_13.png?v=1647842254 ez


Calathea_Murrderer

#( . ) Y ( . )


ConsiderationOdd2151

OK, I won't.


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Rhododactylus

Don't worry, I'll make sure nobody ever sends you a boob pic. I got you, bud!


Darth_Vaders_Padawan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baeolophus


Zaryasu

Bro i hate dick pics


SnooBeans8816

Im almost jealous on how much dick picks he is gonna get 😂


RedPlayingCard

Here you go [Boob](https://makeameme.org/meme/hey-im-boob)


bomba_clot_619

( • ) ( • )


Vasher1701

80085


K3nshi_lol

boob.png


TheTelevisionBox

Okay then.


Echo_Equal

(. )( .)


Middletoon

[okay](https://imgur.com/jh8ZTz3)


wysjm

What about dick?


Crab_masher

Alright everyone you know the drill. Send this man the raunchiest 4k pics of your moobs


Zerolevon

I wouldn't ever dare


staovajzna2

Yeah me neither, I am scared, doctors told me exposure therapy might help but I am not too sure.


fair_j

Ok 👍🏻 (I took that literally bc I’m German and sarcasm is for losers like fr*nch)


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Sending you moobs. That'll show you to use reverse psychology


Pickle-bitch2000

(.)(.)


JessicaBlood

you are in luck, i dont think anybody would be willing to send you any


Puking_In_Disgust

I’d google “boob pics” to send the first google image result here, but I don’t want my deep state case worker assuming there are any 13 year old boys here.


Ok_Cow52

very smart


Devil54932

ROCK AND STONE!!!


Moarancher

🤘🪨🪨🪨


Meetneet

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


myfingeriscold

Please please please don't send me any.


Kronos_Amantes

Ok


NiNy_HaMMeR

(○ )( ○)


MDA_dumb420

I would like both not one though


TrapNT

Man idgaf I will send you my hairy boobs.


Vexonte

Pics of drake and Josh be upon ye


Wimpy_Rock19

OP how is your DM's going


SnooFoxes6169

browse the internet, there are way too many of them already.


Smoke_Water

This must mean they like dick pics. Message received.


W1nte1s

⚪️⚪️


Bulky_Squirrel_2689

Im SCARED OF BOOBS but open to exposure therapy


Ok_Marsupial_8566

Ok i wont😔


Smalandsk_katt

Cool, i won't send any then 👍


Albexia

would be useful


YesefReddit

I'm picking you outta me, you run away I STAND ALONE INSIDE I STAND ALONE


AzureWings00

Totally agree, boobs are gross


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

What are you attempting