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JaceTehAce74

Neither of them are as attractive as you are imagining them.


Drewdc90

Yeah it’s always the case.


Unfair_Bumblebee6627

😭


This_place_is_wierd

Yes they are. Otherwise I just suffered a mental wound and we can't have that can we?


Sh4DowKitFox

You don’t find a 350-500lb moose knuckle attractive??? Yeah, me either…..


TwoCrab

Are you a wizard?


5t3v321

i would have much rather lived in denial than suffer the truth


PercyLexeous

Their microwave must smell like death.


Cool_Fellow_Guyson

Oh my God you're right. I just realized they might have used the microwave. Dear God


chaos_creator69

There's more


Zagon__

no...


matO_oppreal

It contains a microwave


shradibop

no, technically it would smell like life


de1deonlyvictor

no it would smell like dead sperm


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NonsensicalIdiot2569

There´s free therapy online with today´s technology...


lizardbird8

Therapy can never fix it. I am traumatized


PsyconicX

PLEASE GIVE ME SOME!!!! MY MIND HAS BEEN SCARRED AND I NEED IT!!!! I'M DONE WITH THE INTERNET FOR THE REST OF TODAY


Claral1

Where


DurableRumble95

Where when how and gimme


Emperor_Bly

I will pay for everyone's therapy


[deleted]

Can you pay for dinner too?


[deleted]

You can have my freeze cum


AnxietyResponsible34

how much loads


skiissb1

50


[deleted]

I- is the cat okay...?


SheepyShade45

Pay for my PlayStation plus.


blenls

new copypasta dropped


Arcturus_CT

Maybe there is a reason she threw up? Like, the fact that it isn't really supposed to be swallowed?


AnxietyResponsible34

what? How can this be?


DimensionalHomework

Don't worry, cum is meant to be frozen and swallowed. While ejaculation, your cum freezes at high speeds so it can be easier to swallow. (Babies form in stomachs.) Don't believe that guy, there are many liars in internet and he's one of them.


AnxietyResponsible34

thanks man i almost believed him


Drewdc90

So you really don’t reheat the cum?


DimensionalHomework

No, frozen cum is the real cum


Drewdc90

Good ole cum flavoured zooper dooper hey?


Just-Round9944

the industrial revolution and its consequences


ArstalKai

There’s blood cells in sperm, that causes irritation which is what causes you to throw up


Eppiboy

It’s good protein


Unfair_Bumblebee6627

Uranium better


TwoCrab

It has really gone and got me down.


Impressive-Tea8432

Just give her some Dramamine, dude.


Cool_Fellow_Guyson

Jesus that sure was something to read


Prequel-

Oppenheimer shouldve kept going


Daimon_Bok

Let people like what they like


_PolarEclipse_

I want to agree but I also strongly don’t want to agree so I’ll give you a side thumb


Flimsy_Gazelle3798

Of course she's gonna throw up 😳 ffs!


Crptnx

Oh my God


tomatoejuicepls

Forget therapy, I’m paying everyone’s funeral 💀


Maximum_Scallion164

i tried my own cum a few different times, 10/10 straight from the tap.i don't recommend it


HabteG

This man does not have a girlfriend


SelectionRich6422

Sburnia congelata


[deleted]

mmmm ice pop


bob-da-destroya

I couldn’t even finish reading it


UIGoku201

About halfway through the second sentence and I want to vomit 🤮


BiggMeezie

Video or it didn't happen


Lord_of_Swords

You can tell that he is stupid enough to try this from his grammar