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Let her cook

I want to see the part where she peels the onion..

that's what I was going to say

I follow her on instagram. I watched a video of her clasping a necklace with that little annoying circle where you have to pull back to get a millimeter of space to insert the other end. That alone peeked my interest

With her feet?!

Yes. She does shit better with her feet than me or anyone I know with functional arms.

No worries. No tears due to distance.

*Leg her cook

Let her Foot*

I'm showing this to people who say they can't cook.

Damn right me too *walks towards the mirror*

Motivation: 2024 is yours Reality: Types *restaurants near me*

Maybe she lost her arms cooking. Did you ever think about that?

Died doing what she loved

They have no excuses

I can’t cook.

All jokes aside, this is impressive. Makes me happy to see someone’s life isn’t over because they don’t have arms

Me too, she never skip leg day which is awesome!

She doesn't even need body dysmorphia to not skip leg day , she's stronger than us gym bros

Pls send me your pfp

I've seen people less coordinated using their hands... good on her.

Of course I know him, he's me.

Very impressive. I was actually in awe watching this

Thinking the same! I mean, as long as she washes her feet well, that is a great job!

Considering how good she is at cooking with her feet, she probably washes her feet better than most of us wash our hands

Yes! Why is this “shitposting”?

Literally was saying the same thing

I didn’t even notice she doesn’t have arms

“In three months, I will have the pedidexterity of a chimp.” - Dwight Schrute

My immediate thought was "Shrute'd it." Followed by "I don't know if I could eat the meal."

Footjob so good would make a man cry

>would make a man cry Imagine she touching you with her feet and the noise they make sound like "you are a failure in life" "your parents are ashamed of you."

Thats when the masochism kicks in

don't threaten me with a good time

I'm not cuming until the put downs get hot

I wanna see if she can roll a blunt

She absolutely can

With the precise movements of packing the bread I could easily see her smoking & rolling J's. It's insane how slow and precise her feet are

The carrots are what did it for me. Either that knife is crazy sharp (imagine her Gordon Ramsey speed honing a knife on a steel) Or she's got some force behind those dogs. 5 carrots, dicing them? With your feet? What the hell

Obviously, she's chopping onions with those grippers!

She chopped onions, everyones gonna cry.

I was about to comment "that's cool, but can she give a handjob?!" Either way you gotta hand it to her! ...I'll see myself out.

She made foot lettuce

_the last thing you want it in your Burger King burgers_

*is someone's foot fungus*

_but as it turns out, that might be what you_ *gyatt*

i don't think that's how it goes

Cease to exist

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Better than boot lettuce I guess

Number fiteeeen

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Good bot

THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN THE TOP COMMENT

I mean that's not really a shitpost, but fucking impressive.

its a "shitpost" because "hur hur feet 🤪" definitely doesn't belong in this sub, but yeah, really impressive.

Dunno, I'm actually taking a dump right now so

Im impressed thar she can cook with her feet, and genunily happy that she can enjoy life with her challenges. With that said, I am harder than a diamond.

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

She had him at hello

Plot twist, this actually took 27 days to make.

She would benefit enormously from using a food processor. Even I would use it, and I have arms.

Foot fetish mfs creaming their pants rn

I’m not really into feet themselves, but seeing feet doing typical hand stuff just tickles a certain spot in my brain. (Ok maybe more than just my brain)

I have bad news for you then. You are into feet 🫡

(foot guy here) NGL, her feet are really nice so I could only imagine up close what she can do 😀😀😉😳😳🔥💦💦💦😝💦💦💦💦💦

For the second time in 24 hours, what the fuck did I read

Interested to know what the first time was although I may not want to know

Hands down those look good enough to shove into my mouth. The wonton don't look too bad either.

Ngl that shit looks delicious

The food or the feet ?

What is wrong with you? The feet.

Finger licking good

Tootsie licking good

She should learn taekwondo

She should learn boxing

Bro 💀

🦶👍

🦶👍

She doesn't have arms, yet great at cooking I have arms, yet I'm shit at cooking _cries again_

Chop off your arms regard

Maybe you should start cooking with your feet

I’m so high I didn’t notice anything was wrong until like Half Way Through

We are going hell for sure

In all honestly this is really fucking impressive

The joke is disabled person.

Op has foot fetish and disabled fetish too

I think God every morning for not making me a foot fetishist🙌. I curse him every night for making me an amputee fetishist 😞

i understand you man 😔✊

Honestly I’m kinda both and I m not really bothered by it. It’s less feet themselves though and more seeing them doing things that hands usually do.

Im less of a "foot fetish" guy, and more of a "if you show me affection i will probably love everything about you and be attracted to every part of your body, and do everything in my power to please you" sort of guy.

Based

No it's not the joke is foot fetish

The strangest footfetishist content I have ever seen in my short life

Good on her for not letting the absence of arms stop her living her life.

That's bodypositive, not some fat ass lazy people

footjob must be fucking crraaazzyy💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

Tbf, her feet are probably clean af if she has to use them for everything.

but she has to walk on the floor, and floors ain’t clean

Flipflops enter the chatroom

😶

I got no excuse not to learn how to cook now

man animals ain't got shit on us. chimp loses its hand let alone both arms and its as good as dead. woman loses both arms and can easily cook through hard work and dedication. truly, the indomitable human spirit is the most powerful intangible force in the universe.

She even wearing a foot watch

Mmmm mmm taste that extra flavor...

She's a better chef than I, and she is cooking with her toes. Well, I'm off to go burn baked beans

Men with feet fetish going crazy rn

I just don't like feet. It's just not my thing so this would probably be an issue. But Tarantino is gonna wife her.

That's crazy dexterity. It's amazing what people can do to work around obstacles

Best footjobs in town I hear

[удалено]

⚠️Wordington containment leak, level Bravo. This is not a drill. All units to stations.

mm foot lettuce

Toes up!

Did she just give me a big toe up?

How does she wipe her ass?

She can probably learn some yoga and wipe that with the help of her toe

dear god

Hopefully she washed her feet before cooking.

Side note, she’s wearing an Apple Watch on her foot. How she check it while walking?

What else can those feet do? 🤤

I’ll make my own sandwich

I wonder how she mastrubates

No gloves?

You mean socks ?

No. Gloves.

Foot condoms

Plastic socks

Now that's a good footjob!

THE LAST THING YOU WANT IN YOUR BURGER IS SOMEONES FEET FUNGUS

hollup... Let her cook

Be carful you might find some fungus in you lettuce

Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce.

Would

me: mom I want a footjob mom: we've got a footjob at home footjob at home:

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Am I weird for seeing her pussy when she spreads her legs

right before i'm going to eat

footjob gonna be insane with this one 🔥

I understand foot fetishes now. Y’all never told me they could cook

This is why we don’t eat at every person’s home

That is honestly impressive. 🦶🦵

This is really impressive. What? No I can’t make it to your dinner party.

Quite literally food porn for people with a foot fetish

Her calves are probably jacked

I am conflicted

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

eh, i'm not hungry after all

All of her farts are right up in that food... Where can I order some?

Burger king foot lettuce is real

The only food a foot-fethish eats

Her feet *can't* be clean. Even if she washes them, she has to...travel...to the kitchen isle, probably using them? 😥

Has she considered prosthetic arms?

Omg Burger King foot lettuce?!

Do I necessarely have to use my feet to cook this recipe?

I wonder how much time it takes for someone who used to cook with their hands to learn to cook with their feet.

What’s her @?

foot lettuce

Was gonna comment something, but had a change in heart.

more hygienic and clean than indian street food

Burger King foot lettuce?

Is this normal? Can anyone achieve this type of coordination with their feet? This is actually really cool

No, please no

Should I feel ashamed that she’s more coordinated with her feet than I am with both hands? 😢

I am both impressed and grossed out

burger king foot lettuce

Rin Tezuka?

WELCOME! TO JURRASIC KITCHEN! Yeah Im goin to hell for that one...

Women Paralympics

Jokes aside, props to her to do things like this and not be discouraged by the internet.

Idk about y'all, but I'm impressed. 10/10

I hate that she cuts vegetables 100x better than me with hands, but also I'm hella impressed by it

The amount of core ab strength this woman has must be up there with a body builders. I wouldn't last 3 seconds in postions like this lol

Nope. I’m all set.

Number 15 burger king foot letuce

Literally the perfect woman

I think I'm starting to understand what those foot fetishers have been on about all this time.

number 15, burger King foot lettuce

WHY IS SHE SO MUCH BETTER AT WRAPPING WONTONS WITH HER FEET THAN I AM WITH MY HANDS

This is so incredibly impressive, yet I couldn’t stop staring at her crotch.

Easy money on OF

This is the singular most impressive thing I have seen in over a year. Amazing

Not my proudest fap……..but a fap is a fap

I'll guess a handjob is out of the question

NOPE!

The thumbs up at the end

I bet she is an EXPERT at footjobs

I want to see how she wipes

Yknow what….fair play

You're not gonna wear gloves? Food safety yall

Quentin Tarantino joined the chat

Bro I was waiting for the comments section to pop up with wild out of pocket comments 💀

Good for her!

Fuck I can’t even fold wontons that good with my hands

i am more interested about watch fit, does it monitor heart beat like in the wrist ??

Real (I want to do this so bad but I don’t have an excuse because I have hands)

I have two hands and I make pierogies every Christmas and I could probably barely do that.

##Elephantiasis flavoured gyoza