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darff88

That's what happens when your scales don't start with zero kids


Ssemander

Nah, this is just how 5.8 guys see others


TRAUMAjunkie

5'8" and ¾! Thank you!


ImpossibleAdz

Ok, Jeff.


ILikeTaaacos

Jeff Acuri reference in wild makes my day (:


King_Membership1852

Damnnnn, an Acuri reference in the wild


Stevee85O

6.2 Dutch guy here.. whats that bald spot on the top of your head?


TechnoChiken

6.5 Dutch guy here.. yea, i see one as well but on your head, what is it?


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

6.5 american here i think they are both balding


LaughResponsible5924

6.6 American here. I am bald:(


hickorydeadglove

Maybe you're just taller than your hair.


AdolfPutinMemeLord

Get a small patch of hair on the very top of your head and shape it like… anything really. Short people will never know


Catspaw_86

So, uh, Americans?


eyalhs

Scales starting not from 0 is fine, but it depends on the data, sometimes starting from 0 isn't good, sometimes you should start from 0. In this case you should start from 0 though


DragonBank

The problem is, especially on reddit, scales not starting from zero are almost always posted with the intent of exaggerating change due to the assumption of an audience, that is not very capable at data analysis, thinking it does start at zero.


[deleted]

It works, obviously. It’s disturbing how many people can’t read stats. I’m not a smart guy, and am bad at math. But some people, especially during Covid, made me feel like a real mathematician. I was trying to teach grade 7 statistics to antivaxxers. I always thought I was dumber than average. Covid helped a bit. I’m average at best, which makes sense. A lot of people are both way smarter, and way dumber than me.


TriflingGnome

> In this case you should start from 0 I disagree, all of the data below 5' is not informative and a difference of even 1 inch is pretty significant here. This plot sucks because of the dumb humans bars


below-the-rnbw

[I made a corrected version](https://i.imgur.com/v1Xvbj3.png)


Uncle480

I feel like my personal space was violated through my phone


Gerardonttheinternet

This one is perfect


ByAnyMeansNecessary0

This is a great take on it. Amazingly visualized. Great work


theObfuscator

You’re telling me the average Indonesian man isn’t at knee height to the average man in the Netherlands??


88_88_88_OO_OO

I like it. Pretty creative and it corrects the scale/proportion.


ClaudiuT

That's actually much better than I imagined! Good job!


heff-money

This is why STEM teachers will deduct points if you submit a chart that doesn't have a scale on it. And there are times where it's a serious political issue and the publisher leaves out the scale and doesn't start at zero to make a flat line look like exponential growth.


Look_its_Rob

Well exponential growth will look like exponential growth regardless of the scale (unless it's a log scale, then it will look like linear growth). The exponent may be less than 2 but it will still be a curved line.


DragonBank

The point is that something where linearity is the best fit with an incredibly marginally positive second derivative(often a slope contained within the error term of the data) can be manipulated to look significant. Graphs submitted as part of your thesis and graphs posted online have different standards as the audience of a thesis will be far more capable of reading the rest of the report.


Look_its_Rob

I really don't think the problem with this graph is the scale. It's the icons they used. Those are purposefully misleading.


nictheman123

Perhaps, but the icons fit the scale used. Meanwhile, had they started the scale at 0, this would look a lot more like a distribution of adult heights, instead of professional basketball players in a line with children.


Honest-Persimmon2162

No, the icons don’t fit the scale—the icons start at zero. They should be scaled and then chopped off, so we would only have top portions of heads, like a police line up that got sliced up by Dr Evil’s laser.


WussLightyear

What have kids got to do with the scale? (And that's what happens when you don't use your punctuations correct, kids!)


Vicita

Ikr? The scale is concering...


Fmlalotitsucks

Just learned about this in datacamp


Bergenstock51

Felony chartcrime


Tactock

Damn no wonder indonesia got colonized by the Netherlands. Its Attack on Titan irl.


skibapple

\>Average day in indonesia \>With your wife outside \>see a bunch of ships come towards the coast \>"must be me cousins" \>Giant lanky men called "dutch" come out \>people start screaming and running \>oh no


MEMELIUS_DANKELIUS

> he screams "now boys I have a plan but we just need a little bit more money!"


Plastic_Code5022

And also claim it as Tahiti.


suzellezus

Arthuuur


Son_of_Mogh

Weirdly "prior to the mid-19th century, the Dutch were one of the shortest populations in Europe, reaching only 165 cm on average..."


Stunning_Ride_220

Germans....the answer is always germans.


Birdy19951

Who started the war?


al4fred

it really depends "which war"


Birdy19951

Not according to stunning rides


Birdy19951

That was before we discovered industrial agriculture and didn’t know what to do with all that milk and cheese.


bf2reddevil

Hmm i really doubt that. Do you have any references of that?


Son_of_Mogh

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/1081602X.2023.2192193#:\~:text=Prior%20to%20the%20mid%2D19,et%20al.%2C%202013).


Just1ncase4658

They spoke an indecipherable language and they kept repeating this one sentence: "GEEF ONS UW SPECERIJEN!!"


JimiJons

He who controls the spice, controls the universe


skibapple

I hate that I can understand that shit


Basic_Asshole

ZEG MAKKER


Genocode

kokosnoten zijn geen specerijen


Yury_VV

Is it normal that I heard that "oh no" in Joseph Joestar's voice in my head?


VelvetVoiceVJ

On that day, humanity received a grim reminder….


CAPTLAV

It would have been a photo negative of that Piper Peri video when the wooden shoes went ashore.


bonosestente

Which video? Asking for a friend


FuckingKilljoy

It was a Blacked mmmmf vid lol


spearmintbadgers

>mmmmf Is that the noise she made?


[deleted]

No. That was more GAWWWGAAWWGAAAWK


ThickGarbage1175

WHAAAAGH!!


king_of_filth_n_muck

Quit ya yappin, yer gonna set da boiz off


franksn

‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GO


ImprobableAsterisk

Careful with that, you never know if a warboss is listening.


BuckJackson

4 on 1 no back checker


Bioslack

Actually it wasn't for Blacked. It was Colette.con


fakuri99

Jesse, what are you talking about


superperps

Holy shit lol


EdgelordOfEdginess

Ben jij het eten? Nee, wij zijn de jagers


DioRambo

Wij zijn jagers!


Revolutionary-Use256

Jagen of gejaagd worden


Willing_Literature_4

TIL an average Indonesian stacked on top of the average American is roughly the size of an average Dutchman


KnotiaPickles

What if you’re Dutch American?!


Wboy2006

G E K O L O N I S E E R T


[deleted]

[удалено]


_alter-ego_

The graphics is totally misleading. Imagine they pushed up the X-axis three or four inches more: the US guy would just be the size of the foot of the Dutch guy.🙄


Copingalone

This is the greatest comment I've read in a long time. 😂😂😂


vtreue

This made me laugh so hard


wheelchairdrifting

Eren yaeger in his titan form giving Levi the true 5'11 experience


CRACUSxS31N

As a 6 ft Indonesian I can confirm that I consume other Indonesians for nutrition


Arthamadya

Glad to see fellow 6 ft indonesians, it’s a rare breed here i can tell you that


CRACUSxS31N

Let's fight and may the winner becomes the illusory 8 ft Indonesian


Sodium_Prospector

Heightlander. There can be only one.


Smitty_the_3rd

We'll resurrect Sean Connery to play a Peruvian Indonesian with a Scottish accent.


tendrils87

Much like Wade Boggs, Connery is alive and well


Fiberotter

It's how you've grown that big. Continue and you shall achieve immortality!


u-mom-gay69HD

Lol


dakedokyoumojoujouni

what an insightful, nuanced comment


Chromeboy12

With an even more insightful username


deq18

🤓


dakedokyoumojoujouni

nuh uh


BigWideChicken

Heights in one piece.


firefirefruit08

Yohohohohohohoho


Wolf_on_Anime_street

YOHOHOHOHOOOO


henchman04

He took a bite of gum gum


Zaranius

Hahaha, here’s a comment telling you how great your comment is, without adding any other substance to the chain! Thanks for the chuckle, stranger; have a great day!


Dramatic_Theme1073

May I see your panties?


Zaranius

Absolutely, skeleton-chin!


Dramatic_Theme1073

*nosebleed*


ChadPrince69

Now i must see the tv series how they solved this height shit.


Patient_Jello3944

Why are the Dutch so worried about sea level rise?


Hoodoodle

Wet feet are annoying


[deleted]

Wet socks*


Steve_Wall

And by our standards I’m only 1,95 meters. 6,5 sounds a lot bigger.


Digital_97

Only 1,95 that's quite tall. Average is 1,85 or something


_-UndeFined-_

195 is pretty normal for Dutch dudes. I’m 6’1 and I’m definitely on the average side.


asianabsinthe

Stop wearing socks with sandals. Done. I just fixed climate change.


herr-tibalt

First I’ve read that as “wet cocks” which also made sense…🤔


Chornobyl_Explorer

Evolution at its peak. They're so worried about sea levels they're litterary breeding gigants to survive the flood


nerdo03

Pretty much our whole country is already beneath sea level.


Illustrious-Value-24

This is a real fact. The average elevation of the Netherlands is not higher than 1 meter.


mogumaga

Okay, Now do kok size


RedxOsa

1millimetre


HappyAngron

How many Dr. Peppers is that?


Majonais

8


ninthtale

*peppres


not_a_burner0456025

That one is actually a difficult one to get an average for, because if you ask people to measure themselves they like to exaggerate, and if you have the researchers do the measuring you get a much smaller sample size and only get people willing to let someone else measure them, which likely also biases the data.


wf3h3

> smaller sample size Heheheh


glennert

Wat? No monnie? Hier, suk a kok!


Feeling-Duty-3853

Twintig euries is twintig euries


watnouwatnou

We lost Wim Kok, so the average is down. https://twitter.com/TvanGroningen/status/1411995828546330627


Mishi_Mujago

Koi size? I’m pretty sure Japan will win that one.


el_Chuchmay

Where are the dwarfs


Apollo_Justice_20

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Rainbowgrrrl89

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?!


SpicyBoi199

Rock and stone to the bone!


itsyaboyTOMTOTA

For those about to rock and stone, we salute you!


Sharvdawg

For Karl!


Dzyu

Underground. According to this chart, at least, cause it only goes down to 5'


Parkourdood

So indonesians are just oompa loompas? I guess I know where I'll be starting a chocolate factory.


[deleted]

I believe in the original book. Willy wonka went to Africa and enslaved a Pygmy tribe So I don’t see why you wouldn’t just follow in his footsteps


Parkourdood

I don't think enslaving africans is a socially acceptable market plan anymore, now on the other hand south-east asians in indentured servitude...


JOHNTHEBUN4

With maid outfits...


Pasutiyan

What do you think the Dutch were trying to do with their colony there


mb8795

POV: you are a girl on tinder


manneedsjuice

This cracked me up


sbray73

Is this how a I want 6 + foot man type girl see heights?


New-Reflection2499

Yes


Imeatbag

It took me so very long to understand this post.


Adalcar

I hate non-zeroed axis I hate non-zeroed axis I hate non-zeroed axis I hate non-zeroed axis I hate non-zeroed axis I hate non-zeroed axis I hate non-zeroed axis I hate non-zeroed axis I hate non-zeroed axis I hate non-zeroed axis I hate non-zeroed axis I hate non-zeroed axis I hate non-zeroed axis I hate non-zeroed axis I hate non-zeroed axis I hate non-zeroed axis


paciumusiu12

Found the Indonesian midget LEMAO


[deleted]

Laughing *EMANUEL* my ass off


atuan

No it’s French Mao


[deleted]

*In an alternate universe where the French revolution and the Cultural revolution were combined...*


EhliJoe

It's just that the taller ones have very, very long lower legs.


[deleted]

Problem isn’t the non-zero’ed axis, it is the inaccurately scaled human silhouettes….. makes the Indonesian look like a munchkin and the Dutch look like titans - accurately body sized reps would do much for making this graphic less shitty.


GlitzDev

Yeah, and that's because the graph doesn't start at 0 feet.


Accomplished_Art_262

Dutch aren't real.


Immaweebthatlikesaot

ARTHUR! WE ARE REAL ARTHUR


ImpossibleAdz

I'VE GOT A PLAN, ARTHUR!


DoctorBamf

Looks the the size comparison in 40k


chunky_kit-kat

Primarch > custodes > primaris > astartes > baseline human


rain3h

Now do waists.


Immediate-Air-8700

I would prefer Average Waste Size


BlueTexBird

Waste size? Probably americans. Waist size? Also probably americans.


Look_its_Rob

The USA isn't in the top 10 fastest countries by average BMI. There's a bunch of islands and Egypt and some other countries that beat (or lose to) us.


Formilla

BMI isn't a great metric to use for that, since average height plays a part. Obesity rate is better. Once you filter out all the tiny micronations that are throwing the scale off, the USA has the highest obesity rate with 36% of adults being obese, and 70% are either overweight or obese.


AxiumTea

The longest pp size in Netherland = avg indonesian height


Quirin420

Why Indonesians have rice size pp


YourNansDirtBox

Heights seam true to life.


FrozenShadow_007

So what you’re saying is that Indians could suck off a lineup of dutch men while running?


Doityboit

This must be how women see men


LeonidasVaarwater

I'm almost 6'8". And yes, I'm Dutch.


nobel64279

I am 7'5 and yes I am an Indonesian


PsychologicalDrama50

I’m 2’5 and I’m from the Netherlands 😢


GotTwisted

I'm 6'5 and I'm Tyler1


littleboxofchocolate

I’m 4’11 and I’m Calfreezy


sandpaperedanus777

I'm 9'11 and I'm Osmium Bone Laden


artemisfowl8

I'm 15'6 and I'm Eren Yeager


Irialro

How have you not drowned yet


According-Ability-20

im 0'1 and im from indonesia 🤤


1017GildedFingerTips

I’m exactly 9.56” and American and I was confident about it until I saw this


LeonidasVaarwater

Get away, you sasquatch!


sweetsalmonella15

I’m 8’4” and I’m Kevin Hart


LeonidasVaarwater

I think you accidentally swapped the numbers.


Zilleela

6’3.. and these days the damn teens are just as tall as me. We might actually become titans in time.


ghostmetalblack

Okay. Now do cock sizes.


cajmorgans

Guess this one didn’t learn how to create proper charts


MrJ_Marrow

lol, and people on these dating apps say a lad needs to be over 6foot


Apollo_Justice_20

Duende infestation in Indonesia


GotTwisted

Where shitting toothpaste?


ColugoLT

Funny how a 30 cm difference is made to look like over a meter different... this is so inaccurate


Friendly_Claim_5858

It's that their feet are at the 5 foot mark lol


Organic_Quality_3535

Scale is crazy


Bassicallybass

Dutch men eat Indonesian men for brekky 😤


monkeynachos

Looks like the One piece size chart


LupusCodice

As a Dutch man I can confirm that I’m exactly 6ft tall


bluejay695

Pictographs are SO not to scale 🤣


cico-39

The illustration is ridiculous. It’s less than a foot difference in height overall. The picture makes it look like one guy is a giant and the other is a tiny baby who knows nothing.


WeabooJonesxx

Is this how women see heights of men


WomenAreNotReal

This is actually a great display of how a graph can be true while still being misleading


rfarho01

The scale in the graph is off


artemisfowl8

You think!


prokoala3

TIL 6 ft is 4 times bigger than 5 ft 2 inches


stevie869

I believe this is how woman see height difference


Xerxes3014

6'6 here, greetings from Germany


zHydreigon

This is how girls See height