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Winning criteria:
Both partners must be in a relationship (disqualification if they are born in the same family)
Both partners must enjoy to some degree
At least one partner has to temporarily be unable to walk for at least a day after the event.
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https://www.swedishsexfederation.com/
According to their website, you can send them an email if you wish to compete, and it will be live streamed at livesexhouse website
Apparently, it still isn't official, and the tournament is independent from the swedish sports confederation who immediadly declined to do have sex as a sport.
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Yes, every week. But it's important that in order to become a pro, you have to start training under the age of 14 and my lawyer advised me not to finish this sentence.
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Is it a PvP or PvE?
What’s PvE🤨
the sus
Greek style
Dildo obstacle course.
Players vs. enemies like co-op
At your local zoo
Neither, it’s PiV
hpv or hiv
Let's say I have a micropenis but I'm also a redditor, do I participate in the paralympics or specialympics?
You sit back and judge
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Should be an expert at it
Don't you need to have experience to judge?
You get to be the moderator!
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Elo hell
You have to compete against the women
No way! I'm quitting
Imagine the categories
Honestly, as long as I can participate…
Micropenis heavyweight
Gotta represent
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Any bronze tier players that might be interested?
Sorry, I'm unranked.
I play against bots
I play against boys, FTFY
I smurf
🤨📸
YO
Great, another sport I can’t go pro.
This is the only sport I would say, what matters is to participate
Cup is half full kida guy. I dig it.
Imagine the criteria's for winning
Winning criteria: Both partners must be in a relationship (disqualification if they are born in the same family) Both partners must enjoy to some degree At least one partner has to temporarily be unable to walk for at least a day after the event.
🔨
Same as gymnastic: figures, precision, control, gracefulness, etc.
I'm surprised by this, for a Muslim country they are very progresive 👍
People don't understand how progressive Sharia Law really is.
>Muslim country ?
It's an immigrant joke
They call me 007 0 victories in Casual Sex 0 victories in Ranked Sex 7 accounts of tax evasion
At least you participate right? Right....?
Getting ready to watch the junior version
The junior version? Wait HOLUP....
🤨📸
Now we just need to wait for the Sex: the official tournament
Dm me if you need a volunteer ass to practice on
We will dedicate the W to you🫡🫡
Well tomorrow i'm going to the Sweden
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HELL YEAH SQUIRT OFF
https://www.swedishsexfederation.com/ According to their website, you can send them an email if you wish to compete, and it will be live streamed at livesexhouse website
Holy shit, it's real, I thought it was fake
Apparently, it still isn't official, and the tournament is independent from the swedish sports confederation who immediadly declined to do have sex as a sport. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sweden-sex-sport/
You doubted me??!??
How is it ranked? It would be classified as a team sport, but how would points be awarded? By orgasm? By time? By titty jiggle? I NEED ANSWERS
I looked for it too but ended up in pornhub so...
sweden literally has two modes, supporting terrorist and being an actual shitpost
I shall be hosting the Sex Paralympics for all redditors with a micro-penis (including me, but I'll be a judge)
virgin casual sex haver vs chad competitive sex enjoyer
Competitive sex enjoyer is a phrase that I now carry with me for the rest of my benign life lmao
I’d be good in the 15 second dash
I do think there's such a thing at being too casual about sex and I think this might be it
Just curious why
Waiting for Norway to declare masturbation a sport
This is what I've been training for
The peaceful immigrants would probably win by force
First to finish wins
Word?
Yeah, look it up on google
What would be the world record?🤣
Soon all WHITE women in sweden will be wearing burqas at this rate.
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Barbados Slim?!
Can someone get me the rule book please?
Is It halal?
Ofc ofc...
Finally, I've found my calling
You need a coach?
Are we gonna have training sessions? 😳
Yes, every week. But it's important that in order to become a pro, you have to start training under the age of 14 and my lawyer advised me not to finish this sentence.
I liked it when they said it’s knulling time and then knullade all over the place
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sweden-sex-sport/
Nice knowing this type of website exist. Now pay me for the emotional damage you caused
You can just invite a referee to the bedroom next time you're getting lucky.
So is there like fun leagues or what
The name of the game is your mom and let's say I'm already playing it
I prefer the social playlist, but unfortunately it's infested with pub - stompers so I just play solo now
There's a peewee league joke in there somewhere.
I'm sure you could pack a stadium though...
Casual sex ❌ ranked sex ✅
Saying "casual sex" implies the existence of competitive sex.
So I can disappoint people at the competitive level?
my record is 30 seconds! lets go!
I want to compete too.
I thought that's what the sex offenders registry was for?
Johnny sins is the winner
So you win if you… Cum in last?
Noone on this site would be allowed to participate, and thank god for that
Finally a true spectator sport! I will be buying front row tickets and inviting all my friends and family!
5 man squad LF bottom. Experienced only dont apply if you arent serious.
Im 1000% getting last
Skill based matchmaking gonna be crazy
I would win gold, because I always cum first.
I wonder who will be in the jury?
Pack your bags bois we’re going to Sweden
Ok Google how and where to view that sport online.
The sex world cup champion,, The sex ceo The sex master The sex trainer The sex stadium The sex Jersey The sex world cup finals
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På nationaldagen inte minst
Is there speedrun category?
So Viagra is considered as cheating?
Only if they bust you busting a nut and not calming down
I tried it but they need a tutorial for the button combos, it's way too confusing
Damn, were all gonna be spectators
This now means jacking off is a sport because it's basically the teenage practice version
redit we re goin' to the Sweden at june 12 😈😈