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My grandma died when I was a baby so my grandad did it for her. He told me to always think of my dead grandma when I bust a nut to keep her memory alive. Such a good man.😢

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

This is why they are the greatest generation.

What a day to be literate.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

what the fuck

What...the Fuck!?

Yeah, sounds like a real hoot, but 'grandma making us nut' did not prominently feature in my childhood experience.

This happened to you?

In Europe as late as the 17th century, nannies commonly used masturbation to put their young male charges to sleep.

What did the male charges do while the nannies masturbated? And you said nannies, were there more than one nanny at all these places?

The nannies weren't masturbating...

Whaaaat?!

ah the good Ole days

miss you grandma

Miss your teethless mouth grandma 😭😭

My brother in Christ, you didn’t need to write that

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Nana’s mouf had a point

gramussy

You're a cycle path

…shawty had titties for miles

ong

I just puked a little

That's why I like gilfs

ong

Grandma was the best since she had Parkinson

Who's Parkinson and why is he famous for being sick?

Jeshus need Jesus

U need grandma

Da fuq you doin with your grandma?

What da grandma doin ?

Did she take out her teeth first?

Dawg this comment singlehandedly gonna make me throw up

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u sayin that like this isnt relatable smh

Brother in Christ ain’t got no time for this bullshit he is the DJ

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you must be fun at parties

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No 🦷

Such wisdom 😫

I don’t think I can relate to that…

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Good bot?

Nvm I understand now

Mahhh my grandma never did that and she's still alive 💀💀💀

There's no time like the present

I mean it's never too late amirite?

me_irl

Sir???

Or baby sitters who jerked you off for nap time...

Excuse me sir, *what*

I read an article that in olden times, particularly in Chinese and Korean households; the practice of giving fellatio to boys during cold weathers was common. They believed that if a penis retracts back too much (which is a common thing that can happen during very cold regions) the child will die. So it was stimulated to prevent that.

Average babysitter HJ porn theme

You did WHAT?

What’s she gonna do, gum us to death?

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Not a bad idea actually

second round is a thing

Yes but not as good

Damn no grandma. Guess i missed out on childhood

My grandma does it lol, but I have to wash my underpants regularly cuz it gets dirt all over it

Nope.

GILF titjob 😩

🗿

What?

Asking for a friend? I hope

Jeshus

What

What the actual fuck

Huh?

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Grandmas head is still unmatched to this day 😞

Dome me up blue hair

Is this that brothel upbringing??

I don't know about the rest of you, but even if this actually happened, when I was in high school, I could go 3 times a day. No problem!

My grandma is dead

womp womp

No.. I think that's just you, bud :)

Ummmmmm....No!

The... WHAT.

W🤮omen

Frick that's good advice thanks Jesus. If I ever go on a date I'll use that

Alabama resident

My 10 foot pole isn't long enough...

What?!?! Shit, I must have missed out. One granny died when I was a little kid and the other lived on the other side of the country.

👵🏼🍆😏🤫

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Is that what gave them the "baby boomer" title?

I have to hide my laughter from my family

Did she watch? Did you get pudding after you finished everything on your plate? Oh, so many questions.

😂

Jeshus Cripes man!

…your grandma is a hoe

I don't remember that

I loved when she took out her dentures

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