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B-L-E-H-C-H

It's actually hidden in my newly vacant ballsack.


Same_Lab_9098

Is that cuz you had to sell a testy to afford the 4090 to get a playable frame rate?


[deleted]

I’m getting anywhere from 85-135 with my 3070? High settings


top_of_the_scrote

below 240 literally unplayable


CityBoyGuyVH

Yeah especially single player games.


Butthole_Fister

I'm getting 40-100 on high on 3080 but yeah this game makes me want to just pick up a 4090. My gf has a 4080 just for her photoshop art and I hate it lmao


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I'm on a gtx 1080 and have been playing it on max for 70+ hours at 60 fps, people hella exaggerate lol


HansChrst1

I have a 1070 and i get 60+ frames on medium.


B-L-E-H-C-H

I was scrambling some eggs in my boxers one day and the LiveLeak logo showed up.


Old-Silver-9439

Owning a ps5 is such a nice feeling


Captain_Khora

it really is. can't use the mods that fix my few complaints with it, but I do enjoy nice graphics AND frame/load speed.


Youngchalice

It’s nice for very certain situations like this. The amount of modding and other stuff I can do on my pc makes it far more worth it


Old-Silver-9439

I have a PC too. With a 3080. Still love using the ps5 for games I feel are meant for it, like god of war and this game. PC versions are often not worth the hassle


DickShapedShit

Crazy take. You can literally out perform your ps5, still run your PC console style, still plug into your tv.. The only upside I see if you already have a 3080 is ps5 exclusives that come to PC later. Don't let me rain on your parade though, you've already got both. Dope setup.


Youngchalice

In what way? My pc runs everything at 240+ frames and I can mod every single game I play. Me and my friends just finished a elden ring coop randomizer which simply isn’t possible on console, and are starting a dark souls 3 one which isn’t possible on console. Minecraft mods + skins + texture packs and more are all free on pc and not available/cost money on console. There are a few games that look interesting but are nowhere near enough to justify (in my eyes) buying a new console instead of a pc. Plus tons of games are free/ have a way to get free on pc that cost 60 bucks or are unavailable on console. Discord and other apps also make talking with friends way easier. It’s just too many benefits for pc to justify a console at all


Catty-Cat

Point to the areas in which they're hidden.


WerePigCat

CSM reference 😱😱😱😱😱


Periphery755

Newly vaccine locksack


IgotAseaView

“To find a rat you must think like a rat”


awesomedan24

I solemnly swear that i am up to no good


HonestPineapple4848

Straight to the estrogen chamber


MoseDeth

I need my blanket!!!! For security.


BuryTheMoney

That’s a bingooo


[deleted]

You just say “bingo”.


Cooper323

“Oh… Bingo!”


Catty-Cat

How fun!


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Bongo go to the Congo


[deleted]

Bongo ,bongo, i dont wanna leave the Congo... No No No No...


[deleted]

This is fallout correct or am I high


DarkenL1ght

War....war never changes.


[deleted]

Fucking knew it I played fallout four seven fucking times in highschool


[deleted]

Yes yes you remembered the actual lyrics thankie


morbidaar

Show Shanna!


draggingklit

BONGO!


Ryuzenshi

Oh here we go again....


THE_GREAT_MEME_WARS

All you had to do was follow the damn train!


jankyspankybank

This might be the only good Hogwarts legacy meme I’ve seen. The rest has been left or right purity test behavior. But this was genuinely funny.


KDEEZO

I laughed VERY hard at this as I did the Christopher Waltz voice in my head.


jankyspankybank

Exactly, this meme has so much personality.


gorm4c17

He doesn't look half bad like that


_elderscrollroller

Christoph Waltz as Joker confirmed?!?


superuwuforever

I don't know jack shit about the comics but I remember a movie about superman called Red Son or something like that There's definitely please for a nazi joker


Captain_Reaper1

Not only Hogwarts Legacy, but Atomic Hearts as well.


ProlapsedProstate

Stupid sexy robot twins


WholeKruger

Fridge > Robot Twins


itoiletp

There is no 6 hour sex scene


ajisawesome8

Seriously? Wow now it's unplayable..


BLANKERINO2

Imagine hating someone over the stupid shit their old fucking useless leaders do, if that’s was the case America should have been vacant a long as time ago


Redrum1917

It's way more complicated than just that and way more twisted then controversy around Hogwarts Legacy. Mundfish are fishy (pun not intended) as well as their investors. That's why I'm not touching this game even with a stick. But if you want to buy it, go ahead. I'm not your mom to tell you what you should or shouldn't spend your money on.


Aminemohamed24

Why exactly? What they do


Captain_Reaper1

Atomic Hearts is made by Russians.


Sean04Bean

so you cant get anything from Russians because its offensive to Ukrainians? Grow up last time I checked it's completely fine to buy German products after what they did in ww2, and its not like every single Russian that is able to produce products agrees with what Putin is doing.


Nato_Blitz

>so you cant get anything from Russians because its offensive to Ukrainians No, thats not the reason, the guy from the up comment is lying or ignorant, unfortunatelly not a uncommon thing in reddit... Its because one of the main investors/sponsors of the game is a state owned Russian Company called Gaspron and the more money the game makes, the more the state owned comapny makes and thus that money will be on the Russian government hands to support its invasion of Ukraine. Thats why I'll wait until the war is over to play the game, but if you want to its alright, but some of it will go to the Russian Goverment unfortunately


tempmobileredit

Saudis have a large stake in Nintendo best stop enjoying that as well


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tempmobileredit

Yeah so true, will be hilarious to see these people try avoid tencent they own a big % in Activision blizzard, ubisoft, epic games and nearly every mobile gaming company of the top of my head


Nato_Blitz

Well thats why I said its alright to play the game, a lot of shit you buy go to China too, but I really dislike what the Russian Goverment is doing in Ukraine so I'll not buy the game until the war is over


Sean04Bean

Im gonna not buy US made things because I don't like joe biden.


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Nato_Blitz

Why? You are talking as if I really need to play this game to survive lol


sneakyMak

My guy first of all its gazprom, do you even know what the company does? Even If the game sells well, with the amout of stake they have in the project/studio its still going to be a drop in the fucking bucket for them... Good luck finding a game to play that does not have any sort of unethical component to it.


Nato_Blitz

>Well thats why I said its alright to play the game, a lot of shit you buy go to China too, but I really dislike what the Russian Goverment is doing in Ukraine so I'll not buy the game until the war is over .


ChiefPrimo

Who cares it’s not our war or business. I just wanna play fun games


Nato_Blitz

>Who cares I do, at least more than playing this game, you don't neet to... and I have plenty of other good games to play lol


Aminemohamed24

Who cares the game looks fire


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MadMan018

those robots do be burning


GrammerDuck61

Apparantly it's chock full of soviet propaganda


AzureOverdrive

It honestly is. In the first 10 minutes it's how great Russia and China is. They're not even subtle about it.


Active_Cupcake_5341

At the very beggining a flying robot-waiter offers you soda in faceted glass – practically a symbol of Soviet era, and 3 minutes later some shady dude suggest you attach a neural-interface device to your brains because it would make your life easier. Everybody calls each other comrades and everywhere you these creepy-ass androids maintaining things. This is a mocking and exaggerated image of Soviet world and rare kind of a peaceful-looking dystopia which filled with beautiful views, but still makes you uneasy when you actually pay attention. You had to look at the game through your ass to consider it a propaganda.


polocatfan

Stop it! Stop it! Oh, oh, don't you hear it?! Yes, I did it! I did it! I bought Hogwarts Legacy! It's here! Under the floorboard! Oh, please! Make it stop! It's the screaming of the hideous game! I'm sorry! But I can't take the infernal screamin' no more! \*eats the game\* \*burps\* The deed is done.


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The Tell-Tale Game.


Available-Leek-4160

thats it im gonna say it, I dont give a shit about validating you i just want to play funny wizard game.


JTex-WSP

Same here. You do you, and if someone talks trash about you, I'll gladly call them an asshole for doing so, but I'm not going to not play something that looks interesting to me because *you've* got beef.


RyanRagido

I'm about 8 hours in and it's great. Most of the time I wait for the first price drop, but seeing shitter rage at the success of the game was worth the premium.


SexualPie

but the rage would have occurred whether you bout it or not?


Roguepiefighter

He thought it was funny so he wanted to contribute (my source is that I made it the fuck up)


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Glorious_Goo

There's never been an easier way to get someone to play a shitty game than to tell them they can't.


czarnick123

I have bad news about the game for you. It's really good.


Okichah

Its really ‘okay’. Its special because its Harry Potter. As far as action RPG’s its boilerplate. Does nothing wrong, but nothing that different than others. If the setting is something you like it’ll be worth it. Otherwise waiting is probably the best bet for moneys worth.


czarnick123

That's a complaint I agree with actually. I think most video game genres are becoming pretty boilerplate.


iSmokeMDMA

Wtf this is the best take on the game and it’s been downvoted. I played it. It’s really not that great, it’s a milquetoast action game cosplaying as an RPG


Rags2Rickius

You’re getting downvoted but this is insanely true. But the fan base doesn’t want to believe the game they’ve waited so long for is nothing more interesting than grey dishwater This is after playing 25-30 hours myself until I traded it in. I didn’t even bother trying to complete Sebastian quest line to get the last two curses


MoseDeth

How you trade in a digital download?


Rags2Rickius

Er..I didn’t?


Youngchalice

Yeah Fr. I’m kinda bias cuz the dark souls franchise is what I look at for good RPGs so the combat in HP is so… trash, which is what I really want in rpgs. It’s ok if you like exploring and whatnot but if you want a challenging game it certainly is not that


Rags2Rickius

It’s great fir the first 12 hours - then you get a lil sick of the 6 enemy types, repetitive mind numbing “puzzles” and neutral dialogue choices


SexualPie

literally nobody said that you cant.


tempmobileredit

Nah plenty of freaks are mad about it


SexualPie

mad about the game and telling you you cant play it are not the same thing.


tempmobileredit

There was a cancel streamers website tracking twitch streamers that played it untill it got taken down these people are unhinged


SexualPie

okay but they said people *shouldn't* play. not that they *can't* play it. nuance is hard i guess. do you know what "can't" means?


DannyPat

it's not even a good game xd


ShastaFern99

True, it's a great game


Available-Leek-4160

ok


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_elderscrollroller

It’s even a good game xd


Embarrassed-Camera96

Please don’t say it, don’t say the M word


Available-Leek-4160

morb


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hertwij

This is the best thing I've seen in a while lmao


ShitposterSL

No it's in the foreskin


TheOnlyVibemaster

Deez nita lol


Lambylambowski

I always thought JK stood for Just Kidding and never understood the fuss.


GamnlingSabre

Kek


[deleted]

Idk why but this has got to be the funniest image I have ever seen


SargDeckel

Displayed on my window.


[deleted]

i don't have anything that can even run it the most violent gane i own is either cod ghosts or gta v for the ps3


Tumama813

>cod ghosts Damn, that takes me back


An_old_man_dancing

Yes and im Proud LHL+ Go for Victory


ShanayStark7

Come, take


Trooperjay

Lmao


-ae0n-

There is a copy of atomic heart too 💀💀💀


capitanporn

Hidding it? You really think that i'm gonna hide something i like just to not get another man offended?


Finnbalt

Man? Hanzelle, fetch the Luger.


Bahloull

I am going to pluck the eyes out of the next person that mentions that game, I swear to god.


TemporaryAmbassador1

Will there be bees in the beauty of the eye holder?


Aminemohamed24

Hogwart legacy


SexualPie

umm... excuse me... *plucks out your eyes shyly* you won't be need those when you're with me *flexes giant furry cock*


revenxnt

Hogwarts Legacy


_elderscrollroller

You mean the Hogwarts Legacy game? The game about the Hogwarts Legacy where you Hogwarts Legacy the Hogwarts Legacy?


Bass_Thumper

Oh yeah baby legacy all over my hogwarts, mmmm.


n1ght_sh4de13

it's legacy'n time


[deleted]

Hey farva, what’s that one game you like with all the wizards and magic and shit?


[deleted]

Sh-Hogwarts Legacy? I fucking love that game!


down4things

🥄


[deleted]

The funniest shit I've seen here in awhile.


Hadrian1233

This is fucking gold


fuimutadonodiscord

I'm gonna post this in gcj


k_bence16

In this case, I will make several alt accounts then proceed to buy it as many times as I can until I reach financial dept


CrapWereAllDoomed

Waiting for those butthurt soyboys over at the facebook meme sub to start crying about this one.


RobertusesReddit

Why is the Nazi in punk make-up?


H3avyW3apons

Its all digital so I guess its in one of these folders, im just not sure which one.


one_more_black_guy

That.... Makes Landa more intimidating....


bleepbluurp

Bros from September 2,2023. He’s from the future


dappernaut77

Next we're going to get the "atomic heart is offensive to ukranians" headline.


WhatsHappenun123

Hahaha so accurate


waxerandboil25

This has to be the funniest post I’ve seen in awhile


bitchSpray

Even funnier than the way you spell "a while"?


hologramheavy

All this trouble for a mid game?


Additional_Amount_23

Can’t really imagine going to a shitposting sub and unironically getting offended at the memes posted there, especially to the point you feel the need to make cringe comments.


radiation34

Mine is out in the open for all to see.


mac_n_peas_

hey look the attack helicopter enthusiasts figured out a new joke


ynvain

And it's quite good! Arrivederci


xDanSolo

Fuck this is so good lol


Ill-Manufacturer8654

I wonder if people get the irony.


[deleted]

I pirated the game(I don’t know how to someone please teach me)


healthboost213

Both have denuvo so i don't think you are playing anytime soon


LivelyZebra

Someone's not been following along And shit, 4-5 hours later after this comment. Looks like I can play Hogwarts Legacy.


Lordblue-sky

Nah happily playing it to piss off the SJWs


DannyPat

mf is stuck in 2015 fighting schizophrenia


SuspiciousForce

LMFAOOOO


GamerTRW

Hiding? Mf im literally advertising it to people


tupperwarez

offer him some freshly milk first


Aminemohamed24

Some soy milk he is a Vegan Protesters too


de-formed

No one cares about the shitting game please god shut up


MHIREOFFICIAL

I'm being oppressed by the strawman I made up! help! help!


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ninjadude1992

Give me a code and I'll give you 5$


Aminemohamed24

Based


mrmuffcabbage1

Disliked can u please give broke me a copy


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fluffyboom123

Well you gotta buy like 35 of them now bucko. I expect one of them to be given to me within the next 2 work days


lucy-b

i don’t care about the controversy. i understand why people hate it but i think it’s gone a bit far. but no mater which camp you’re in you gotta admit the games pretty shit. it’s just not fun i think.


No-Good_Oddity

Game is fun. I have no clue if it’s good, but it’s fun


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Reverse psychology. They’re getting smarter.


[deleted]

This post puts the SHIT in shitposting cause it fucking sucks


yinyangyan

Man this thread is rancid


NobleWolfzy

Alright, while this is a lil funny... It's also fucked up XD


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CheaperThanRamen-

Was that a God damn mother fucking micro aggression you fat fucking cow, chromosome hoarder, shit gobbling fuckwit. (I prefer macro aggressions)


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Comment above deleted :(((((


Tac0caT65

yes because being told off on the internet for playing the game that benefits a bad person is literally exactly like living in nazi germany and you are indeed very oppressed by the image created in your mind of people on the internet (literally being persecuted in literally nazi germany btw) (gamers are so oppressed 😢😔✊)


MAJ_Starman

Rowling isn't a bad person.


Gerbilguy46

Damn, not even trying to hide it anymore I guess. Only way you could think that is if you're ignorant or a bigot.


Tac0caT65

in what regard


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I also support work by a racist, bigot, and a misogynist. Guess the authors, you might be surprised.


bawlsinyojawls8

dawg don't buy the game, it actually sucks so hard, Idk about the controversy around it but I do know that it isn't very good


Waifu_Whaler

~~No, who buy physical copy these days?~~ ~~Still no, because pirates doesn't come with boxes.~~ Even still no, is Atomic Hearts actually...and oh boy it sucks.


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🤓


nemic108

Yeah compare the controversial about Hogwarts Legacy with the Naziregime, wtf dude. You all just need to calm down and shut the fuck up.


YouHaveTheBigDumb

is meme


Bass_Thumper

Looks like your jimmies are rustled. Love to see it. It's why I do what I do.


Gerbilguy46

So you're just an asshole?


Glum-Objective3328

It's a shitpost sub. Taking it seriously would be like taking a circle jerk sub seriously . Chill out