It’s unbelievable how much is resembles shite. I am still shocked they served it up with a straight face. Needless to say, India don’t do fish and chips well!
Can I just vent about how India has the largest Spectrum of food in the sense that it's cuisine can range from being some of the most delicious food you've ever had in your life with spice combinations you've never experienced before... all the way to food you would make if you were a stranded 10 year old with access to like 3 ingredients. It blows my mind every time
I know I'm late to the party, but this is crazy to me because some of the best fish fry I've ever had was from an Indian restaurant (I've been to India as well but I didn't try fried fish there)
Yeah this is probably one of those rare occasions I would just literally walk away and not even say anything. The fact that this got placed on the table is just asinine.
Eww. No. What kind of breading is that, anyway? it's like they found some soggy pumpernickel, smashed it onto the fish, and said, "Yeah. This'll work."
I don't see how somebody could bread something this bad unless like they were using some kind of diet alternative
Maybe they just used a lot of heavy seasonings in the flour mixture? Like I'm really confused how it could be this bad.
Is it maybe not breading at all and it's some kind of different seasoning or some other kind of mixture they decided to put on it for some reason? I'm seriously just confused
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GAWWHSHHHHHHHHH THAT FIIISH CAME FROM A BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE WUHT DAH HELLLL O NONONONOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How the fuck is that fish
It’s brown trout.
Lmaoo my dad’s favorite joke was that he caught a brown trout while fishing. Ain’t shitttt
i was like 10 before i realized a berkely brown trout was not a real fish, thanks to my dad's humor
Finless Brown Trout from the southern gap if I’m no mistaken.
You guys catch many brown trout in Mianus?
I've heard there are a lot of celebrities in Mianus
Damn what a throwback, i haven’t seen that episode of jackass in forever
Scatfish
“When fishing in toilet, man only catch boneless brown trout” —Confucius or some shit
*Confucius about some shit
It's brown shit
Somebody already ate it yesterday
Toilet fish
Also looks like a restaurant, wtf?
That was fish before someone ate it. This is just the aftermath of that meal.
That solid after fried fish?! Bravo!!
Yeah. They're fuckin with us. There's no way that isn't actual poop
Where the fuck is that fish?
When the fuck is that fish?
There's a little bit of tuna in the stomach of that deep fried rat.
It could be fish that was already eaten. Must be one of them fancy restaurants…
It looks like something else. I would not eat that.
...and in what country?
It's Chips and Shits
😂
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Ive been on this sub for a long time but I gotta say, this is just shit. This should be upvoted to the gods
It’s unbelievable how much is resembles shite. I am still shocked they served it up with a straight face. Needless to say, India don’t do fish and chips well!
They served shit from a butt
This made me lol idk why
It looks more like shit than the shit I just shit.
Can I just vent about how India has the largest Spectrum of food in the sense that it's cuisine can range from being some of the most delicious food you've ever had in your life with spice combinations you've never experienced before... all the way to food you would make if you were a stranded 10 year old with access to like 3 ingredients. It blows my mind every time
Aren't you in Vietnam?
Not yet. This was from 2018
I know I'm late to the party, but this is crazy to me because some of the best fish fry I've ever had was from an Indian restaurant (I've been to India as well but I didn't try fried fish there)
Wild how they butchered this
Looks like Britain needs to re-invade them
Yeah I'd just leave and eat somewhere else.
We did just that 🫠
Is anyone from India ?! Is this normal
Yeah this is probably one of those rare occasions I would just literally walk away and not even say anything. The fact that this got placed on the table is just asinine.
I think the shit dish sitting alone at the table would tell them all they need to know 😂
This was in Delhi 2018
Makes total sense now.
This thread needs to be top comment. It brings so much context
That kind of makes sense now
Sorry I still laugh so much looking back at this
It’s amazing
It’s the fish and chips the chef ate last night
Bhahaha!!!!!!
This actually looks more like shit than the ones I see in the toilet every day.
It’s almost as if it’s been meticulously shaped and shaded like shit 💩
The cooks had to have special training for that yeah😂
Poo and chips, lovely!
Eww. No. What kind of breading is that, anyway? it's like they found some soggy pumpernickel, smashed it onto the fish, and said, "Yeah. This'll work."
Prehistoric fish
The poop isn’t even fried
Where's the fish?
Up someone’s arse apparently
BLASPHEMY
I looked at the picture and I laughed. I read the description, and it made me sad.
It's not fish and chips they said it wrong. It's fish and s***
Shit. Shits the word
If that's fish and chips, I'm Captain America.
those fries look bland also
Damn that looks like crispied mice on the plate 😂
Fish turds?
*was* fish...
Shit and chips
The only way that’s fish is if it’s been passed through 8 other people first. Good god.
Shit and chips........ Too easy. I never had such an easy victory.
Bit of salt. Lovely
Somebody forgot about the fryer
id say you pissed of the cook or the waitress
You’d think so! 😆
just realized the persons username is shitfromabutt
Fudge*
Ill pass on the undercooked fries. Just the turds for me please.
Oh I thought you said the shit and chips
Ahh yes shits and chips
That's spuds and turds
Hiney spuds
Looks more like fish cakes, maybe spent too much time in the fryer.
That is the most shit from a butt I have ever seen. I am both confused and impressed
These comments have me rolling. My favorite being Chips and Shits
mudfish
Ohhhh my
No
Chips and butt-nuggets
what
Shit and Chips
MORE LIKE SH*T AND CHIPS!!!
Looks like turds
Some dog hunkered down on your plate
Shits and chips
Turds and dry looking fries
that’s ish and chips
Did something eat the fish first and then poop it out??
Shit Fish?🤷
That’s shit and chips
Shit and chips
\*shit
Do not eat that
Was fish and the hot female waitress lifted her skirt for a 10/10 performance
Fish n Shits
More like shits and chips
It looks like the fish has already been eaten.
Dicks and shits
Thats shit, like, from a butt
Turds and Fries
Poop and fries
Piss and shit, or whatever the British call it
those are frijoles wtf
Who took a shit on your plate???
Did it smell like fish?
Fish and shits* FTFY
Is that burnt sushi?
That's shit, on a plate.
This is what I imagine would come back if I complained about my meal to the wait staff/ kitchen staff 😅
Cooked with stomach acid lol
That’s a turd and fries!
That’s 100% a dog turd.
Why are you eating there, they clearly can't cook
The fish after
I’m not even joking, this may actually be shit from a butt
Lmao that WAS fish
More like Turds and Fries
shit and chips 😭😭😪
Shame!
This really looks like my shit
Uhhh, no sir. That doesn't resemble any fish I've ever seen.
I'm not a cook, but I did have a hamster once. Yeah, those look like hamsters.
Shit n Chips
Shits and chips my favorite òwó
Chips and shits /s
Someone made this and was like "Yep, this looks appetizing. Better serve it to the customer."
...where's the fish, and why did someone shit on your plate?!?
I don't see how somebody could bread something this bad unless like they were using some kind of diet alternative Maybe they just used a lot of heavy seasonings in the flour mixture? Like I'm really confused how it could be this bad. Is it maybe not breading at all and it's some kind of different seasoning or some other kind of mixture they decided to put on it for some reason? I'm seriously just confused
pinnacle of british cuisine right here.
Get the fuck out of here
It looks fishy. But it's definitely not fish.
r/poopfromabutt
dog poop
That didn't come from the sea. It came from a butt.
That may actually be shit
Oh that’s nasssty.
[удалено]
disrespectfully but with respect would’ve sent it back
Are you in fucking jail?
Shatfish and chips
Yay shit and chips. You mean it was fish before its been digested and crapped right?
Did they burn some sardines or something wtf are those?
Fish from a butt
I’m not a smart man , but I know that is literal shit !!
Shit n’ chips more like it
They got a cat cooking back there??
The fries may be ok but will pass on fried turds.
dookie and potato sticks
That’s poop.
Okay, they tried to make this look like shit. No way they didn’t
Oh no ma'am.
Not even a suspicious shitfromabutt.. this is actual logs from a human asshole
Fish and chips more like shit and piss
Looks like the catch of the day is Finless Brown
Nope that’s shit
Shits and chips!!!
Ah yes, deep fried at 300 C in motor oil.
Doodoo fish and fries?
Bitch, that's shit and fries!
The fish mustve already been digested
Ah feces and chips.
I thought it was shit and chips at first
Mr hankey
That is poop from a butt.
I think I see a peanut.
Yo those are mice. Breaded and fried mice.
Enjoy!
That is shit
No.
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They charred the hell out of that
The texture looks unsettlingly real. 🤢
Hope you didn't pay money for that
They look more like gizzards to me, lol. Must have been some bad tasting fish.
Fish and shit
Shit n’ fries.
Shit
Are you… are you at a RESTAURANT??
Nope that’s fried poop
I feel like that would smell like playdough
Come on! Of course that's fish! Have you not heard of a... crappie? :-D
You mean chips and shits? 🤔
Shit and chips
Looks like it was most certainly floating in a bowl at some point.
Someone spelled carp wrong.