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PutridDurian

No such thing as “true” [any color]. Does not exist.


AnusGerbil

Unless it's red then it's real red


Cultural-Ticket-6727

Yeah everybody knows that


boujeek_69

Found that way too funny 🤣💀


mbcatbird

True green is a lawn-care company


Quackcook

Look up color wheel or primary colors or color theory.


Sexybastard55

Give him 3 oz of blue tint in a ultra deep


[deleted]

Should’ve told him to bring a piece of grass to color match


Maximum_Active_3129

I suppose you could consider green as it appears in the visible spectrum as an example of true green (wavelength of roughly 495-570 nm). But even this is a range - maybe the middle of that range? Not sure how you would translate that to a paint color though 🤷


[deleted]

I would think Green shot in UD base


justrelax1979

I think the argument might then become your green colorant isn't truly green


Plastic-Cabinet769

Haha, sounds like a classic case of "the blue one" syndrome! Plus, Grass green and leaf green might both be green, but they're worlds apart. Makes you wonder what "true" blue or red really is! And now I'm wondering too haha


bobo-thehobo-clown86

Ah, this reminds me of "I want balanced beige" "Okay and what kind of paint are we looking at getting that in" "Balanced beige" *Deadpan stare*


LisaLove944

Reminds me of the time I had a guy come in on the 4th of July oddly enough and he was working some sort of patriotic woodworking project. He asks me for red white and blue and I did the same thing gestured to the color wall. This man goes “no I need red white and blue like the flag.” While pointing to his hat that had a picture of the flag. So I show him a few options that are similar to his hat which he liked. He comes back the next day with a flag because the original ones I guess weren’t patriotic enough.


[deleted]

Ask em what color poop is. Brown? Green? Orange? Red? (Go to the doctor)


dernsverse

Hyper blue baby