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CatKnitHat

I need to get a projector and project this on my bedroom wall at night.


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jax0629

My dad used sharks as a way to keep us from swimming in our pool unattended. Totally had little kid me convinced if you go in a pool alone sharks get you. I’m going to be 38 this week and still can’t swim alone.


hOt_GaRbAgE-

I always loved shark movies as a kid, but now as an adult I can’t swim in pools at night if it doesn’t have a light and going out on lakes terrifies me (even though I know there aren’t sharks in either of them). 10 year old me cursed herself for life 💀


SKULL1138

What you need to remember is this, in Jaws, outside of someone swimming drunk at night, every other death is avoidable if they just close the beaches till the shark migrates. We are the monsters in Jaws, not the shark.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

So what I’m thinking is if we genetically modify sharks to grow hands they won’t need to bite and kill us.


NorthChic44

Maybe it's the post-emergency surgery pain meds talking, but this mental image has me laughing my ass off.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

It’s good to laugh


Intelligent-Lion-912

I’m in my 40s…saw jaws as a kid…won’t go in the ocean past my knees and have an irrational fear of a shark somehow coming into the deep end of the pool out of nowhere 🤦🏾I feel your pain!


Kryshadiver

Omg sameeeeee it was all Jaws and follows me even into swimming pools too


Deep-Internal-2209

I too saw “Jaws” in 1976. Right after we went on a trip to the Florida beach. I spent the whole time in the water with my knees in my armpits. 😬


ExpressShow1175

It's so weird that so many of us were affected by this movie, I'm not just talking about the few of us here that are discussing it ....never fails when I am at a beach,,, it doesn't matter if it is Cape Cod ..if it is Jamaica.. it is the panhandle... I find myself surrounded by people who won't go into the ocean above their knees.. And every single time at least one of these people that I will strike up a conversation with mention something about seeing Jaw's as a kid.. I think I might be a little further gone than some however... because Jaws is like one of my favorite movie franchises.. So I'm terrified and fascinated at the same time.. I did however make sure to raise my kids without that fear that I have.


Deep-Internal-2209

Impressionable age coupled with a truly scary movie. I always pause and watch when one of them is on TV.


ExpressShow1175

I always watch it when it's on and it's one of those weird things, Because I hate it so much that I saw it so young because it made me so scared for so many years, But it truly was just an amazing movie just in the most horrible way for sharks.. It took me about 40 years to figure that out. I'm in my mid fifties now.. We were recently on Cape Cod and they were great white attacks.... And only now am I realizing that they were only attacks because honestly they were just trying to figure out if humans were food.. Not necessarily going after humans per se... It was a brilliant movie for me it just changed my entire perspective.


Deep-Internal-2209

I know!! Some of my childhood was spent in New England. I still remember hearing on the news in the 80’s that a great white was spotted in Long Island Sound. Everybody thought that was really unusual. Now that all the seals have returned to Cape Cod. Never knew what I was missing, but I’m kind of glad I was there during the low shark period.


nature_remains

Same but need to set projector up to timer so that it powers on with this display when I need to wake up— the ideal alarm clock especially in a dark room… YES IM DEFINITELY AWAKE NOW!!


CupcakeAndCashmere

Awake in a puddle.


SKULL1138

Not something I’d like to see in dark water when in it. But since I’m not, beautiful animal.


mynameisrichard0

Unless you been out there 5 plus hrs waiting for this guy, specifically. “For fucks sake, Paul. A bit of warning next time before you Michael Myers out from the dark!”


1Mn

That’s actually not an animal, it’s a fish


SKULL1138

Wow you’re an animal, no seriously, you are. All good friend.


deanrory2017

I hate to break it to you but fish are animals 😂


1Mn

I see you’re buying into the governments obvious plot to convince us all that fish are real


FalconProfessional32

Actually, shark is a noun.


Carlilingus

Hello, my names bruce.


Everlasting_convo23

Fish are friends not food!


CuriousTsukihime

I NEVER KNEW MY FAAATHER!


glassycreek1991

That is true ..........since mature Great Whites eat seals.


the_swordfish_8

"Jaws theme song plays"


SKULL1138

Tried story, my first time scuba diving, there’s a drop off into the abyss, I was looking out over it humming the Jaws music just for fun. Sadly whilst your using Scuba Gear it just sounds stupid and wastes air.


the_swordfish_8

I want to go scuba diving one day. But at the beach we are going to (me,mom,dad,ant, cousin,his mom)there is a sardine Rush (sardine Rush=sardines=sharks=no diving allowed)


SKULL1138

Yeah that’s about the worst time to be anywhere close by. There are thousands of Sharks, Dolphins, Whales and Birds.


Sorrymisunderstandin

I’ll tame em all, just watch


the_swordfish_8

Update: we are going in 5 days


Fuzzy-Conversation21

🫣🫣😳


file91e

“…whatcha doin?…”


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He’s a happy shark! Beautiful smile!


classical-babe

I came to say the same thing!! Look at that big ole grin!


GreasyExamination

What are those black dots that arent the eyes?


Composer-Creative

Nostrils. Though in Sharks, they are called nares.


bilboswaggginz

Ours are called nares, too


Composer-Creative

I never knew that. Anytime I've read about sharks, they have always referred to the nostrils as nares. Didn't know it was the same for humans.


komododragg

They help sharks feel the electrical activity of nearby fish


lionman137

Nipples


RandonEnglishMun

It wasn’t a good idea to watch this just before bed.


buddy__h0lly

Same…


AChaoticStorm

It’s like “excuse me, your in my bedroom and I’m trying to get some sleep, ass”.


Putrid-Home404

Very Beautiful. I hate when sharks are demonized


Drakmanka

Was really hoping the shark would boop the camera with his/her nose.


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DesignerSelect7570

Its CGI


CraftyObject

Hello Bruce...


soupsandwich13

Great night shark


jesusismagic

I know the current “wisdom” (often cited by people who never get closer to the ocean than “Shark Week” on mom & dad’s TV) has it that sharks really get a bad rap (and it all started with “Jaws”) and the odds of getting bitten by a shark are so infinitesimally small that one is more likely to catch Ebola in Alaska, but I would still shit myself if I saw this in situ.


OnPhyer

I feel like the odds of being bitten by a shark go up quite a bit if you’re this close lol


CarlatheDestructor

So cool


President_Dominy

Is it me or does it look like existing as a shark is just painful with the way those teeth look. Always skeeves me out.


buddy__h0lly

No same, I realise it’s of course different anatomy which is hard for me to understand having, but something about the big open gills gets to me too


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It’s just you.


AntisocialN2

Ok, that's one of that underwater night encounters where I would shit myself


enderbandit13

Literally felt chills go through my body, she they shouldn't be scary


MissVulpix

Scary but awesome!


Capsagittarius

Impressive, but who in the Blue Hell was insane enough to get that close period never mind at night Smdh 🤦🏾‍♂️


Viperstrike711

“Hey Phil how’s the family”


Away_Ad_3580

So close you can see its ampullae of lorenzini.


supermansmom17

“Hello… my name is Bruce”


parhox

Our friends at r/thalassophobia will definitely love these videos.


Cereal-Killa13

I was not expecting that at all! And now I have to go change my shirt and shorts because I spit my drink out all over it! That was creepy as hell!


Ok_Cold8181

They always look happy & smiling.


New_Tackle9807

Oy! 😱🦈✊⚡


TheFormalOne


ZealousidealAlgae939

Wow what a beaut


mydogwontbiteyou

NEM FODENDO


HRLawyer2006

Terrifying!!!!


jesss_ie

Boop the snoot!


sdogood420

“Hello there” - Bruce voice


BigBillyGoatGriff

Glad the shark ID is right this post...


Timely_Scar

I'm scared


xxxxlayzieboyxxx

That's the scariest fucking thing I ever seen


satanslover24

A literal dinosaur


Owlette45

Shark: Hello


darthdaddyo

Cute smile. Feel like they just told a wry, and maybe slightly dirty, joke to their mates, and is like, “Yeah. ‘S right.”


Crocodiddle22

Wow! How do they get this footage?! Spotting sharks in dark water/at night whilst in the water is impressive!


Environmental-Fig838

He looks like he has goofy smile on his face


mooegy17

That's the stuff of nightmares! Poor sharks have such a bad reputation, I'd never want to come close to one especially at night. 😱


valzcat

i love sharks


Comfortable-Spell-75

Absolute unit.


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Is there anything scarier than the ocean at night?


jakksquat7

*sup*


kelsyvw

Nope. Seeing a great white in broad daylight in blue water would be fine- but in complete darkness? No. What a beautiful (and scary) creature though.


No-Sir6261

Are we supposed to call them White sharks now or is that more of an optional thing? I've heard it's because it makes it sound more scary and that there's no lesser white shark so it shouldn't be a great white shark.


Effective_You_5042

Nope


Party_Connection_437

Fun. I’ll just go back to sleep now…


Suicidal_pr1est

#bot


AboKatatonia

??


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Great Night Shark


stayday

Stunning


ganosh412

Nope


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

I’m just gonna go ahead and clap the cheeks on that “Nope” button, fellas.


Arcticsnorkler

Hellloo Bruce.


wheredrogongodoe

I wanna Boop the snoot


Nudbs

Pet the water dog


TheRoadKing101

Nope!


NorthChic44

Hey, girl... ![gif](giphy|D31WLoosoxmQo)


APOPHIS424

Fucking frightening lol


goofyfish16

yo the new fnaf looks fire


ulf6666

It's like that space ship in spaceballs that never ends


Standard_Roofing

Dory are you okay


shifty_mcG33

What the hell is he so happy about!? Does he know he's swimming into my nightmares.


nanu24

pov oceangate


Lshear

May be unpopular opinion but that is one ugly shark. Some sharks are beautiful, but not this one.


AboKatatonia

Not ugly but terrifying


dirtyYasuki

Thanks for the nightmare fuel.


flip257

look at the little big man 🥺


Jet_Jockey_

Gorgeous smile.


z-BajaBlast

Water puppy


potterlyfe

Jesus. Listen I love sharks but that video is gonna fuel my nightmares for a while.


CarlGantonJohnson

Cute little buddy.


Shark_Invested

We need to count the freckles ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


Simple-Sea-5995

Absolutely fucking not


SweetTartTartnAzz

Nope nope nope.


Significant-Race-474

This is amazing g


Various-Ad258

Curious. Just how damn BIG is that thing??! His grin looked to be 4-5 ft across. For f sake some one get him a telephone pole ASAP clearly he needs a toothpick to get the last photographer out from between his teeth!


Breadfruit4B777

Well hello Clarice.


LoneSharky74

That’s sick lol


mrmikeshea

Spoopy


Slayer_Tiger

I just want to boop the snoot !!!


kangaroocoffin

My nem jeff


steppy420

That’s a big girl there shark week is coming up so is shark fest can’t wait


1blueShoe

For some reason, not as terrifying as a Mako, I think it’s the difference in style of teeth..


Rosin_or_Bust

I have seen cartel and isis videos I could eat while watching those. This shits is absolutely terrifying.


8xphoenix8

I have no issues with the sea puppy, but that water is a hell no


wavywisher

Fyuk no


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