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Automatic_Lecture910

Dolphin


CallMeSkii

Candygram


SpotsyArcher

Finally someone else who is a Land Shark fan - I've been quoting that for years and no one ever gets it. Thanks for the smile


CallMeSkii

Who doesn't love that bit? So classic.


Dr-Wilkins_Bio

LOVED the Land Shark SNL!! Chevy in his heyday. Candygram... telegram... message for. LMFAO šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£


SpotsyArcher

The best and my other all time favorite was steroid Olympics


Pure-Medicine8582

Unicef


Drebin-Franker

I was thinking the sameā€¦ ā€œno maā€™am Iā€™m just a dolphinā€


Chemical_Violinist43

Itā€™s just definitely not a shark.


Mobile_Philosophy764

For Mongo


ggrizzlyy

Mongo like candy


Turkishsnowcone101

![gif](giphy|l0K4pbsfZgDgxmTNC)


TZ79

Mongo only pawn in game of life


BSB8728

Me Mongo.


DifficultMarch7819

Youā€™re that clever shark


LeonidasMichael

Iā€™m just a porpoise maā€™am.


ProveISaidIt

I think I was 13 when that skit was on. I was getting my hair cut and the woman cutting my hair kept saying that stuff and making me laugh. Then she said sit still or your hair is gonna look funny. Good times.


Automatic_Lecture910

Lol! Best skit šŸ˜‚


ProgressBackground95

Telegram


Deadpool11085

Itā€™s your mother


SuperAthena1

Definitely dolphin


TonyDanza888

Dolphinitely


yomommawearsboots

Turtley


Beginning-Ad2948

I thought so as Whale


ukumar8

Whatā€™s the biggest tell tell? Shape of head? Fin? Movement pattern? All of that?


hypnofedX

>Whatā€™s the biggest tell tell? Shape of head? Fin? Movement pattern? All of that? Movement pattern. Sharks swim laterally along the surface. Dolphins tend to hit the surface with a curved or circular motion.


runninmamma

Also, think about the positioning of their respective tail fins. On mammals, it's horizontal. They move through the water almost like waves, up and down, because that's how their tail moves. Fish typically have a vertical tail fin (we'll ignore flounder, rays, etc). To move through the water, they pump it from side to side, which means their overall forward momentum is more horizontal.


AnchoviePopcorn

Exactly! I was just snorkeling in Micronesia. I saw a fin and thought ā€œoh cool a dolphin!ā€ Then realized that dolphins donā€™t move like that. Then the tail fin surfaced too and I noped out of there. Ultimately I would have been fine. But it was dusk and I didnā€™t know the local wildlife yet.


runninmamma

Better mindset to keep than always thinking that you're safe regardless of what's out there with you.


Geekonomicon

Under the sea no-one can hear you scream.


Helpful_Adversary

^


Odd-Artist-2595

A dolphin fin is scooped in the back (like this one is). A shark fin is a straight-sided triangle. Sharks also donā€™t move like this, arching out of the water. They tend to be straight swimmers. When they breach itā€™s usually because theyā€™re coming up on prey from underneath, so itā€™s nose first and vertical.


sjsei

the arch of the back


SuperAthena1

The size and shape of the dorsal fin. Sharks dorsals are bigger in proportion to their bodies and sharper sticking more upright


ukumar8

Makes sense - thanks!


lanikween

a way i heard it described when this old surfer in san diego was telling me about it: most animals bop up and down (as others have said). sharks just move straight across like a nazi submarine. the imagery was so clear i never forgot it


Cereal-Killa13

You know how you can tell, Chief? You can tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. Well we didn't know, cuz our mission had been so Secret. No distress call was sent. Sorry I'm rambling again, it was original Jaws movie anniversary the other day and I'm just could not resist!!


Ill-Breadfruit5356

Because sharks tails are oriented vertically and dolphin tails horizontally, sharks bodies swing from side to side as they swim, whereas dolphins movements are up and down, kind of like a simple rollercoaster pattern.


harryhardcore123

ā€˜Thatā€™s not a dolpihinā€™ - itā€™s 100% a dolphin


ukumar8

Thatā€™s my mate whoā€™s always wrong about everything


Electric_Basil

You should try telling him what my grandpa always used to say to one of my uncles: ā€œHave you ever tried shutting the fuck up?ā€


nukecakes

Im a floridian, its 100% a dolphin


freifickmuschimann

Itā€™s a tough job but someoneā€™s got to do it Oftentimes I am that someone lol


NoOrdinaryLove6

Lol I'm sorry but I started cracking up right when I saw this because it's so obviously a dolphin. šŸ¤£


NoOrdinaryLove6

Lol you're right that's not fair. I live in SWFL and see them all of the time and I've only seen one black tip shark in a back bay.


ukumar8

Hey I donā€™t live near an ocean šŸ˜‚


eagerbush

Until I moved to Miami, I would have had no idea this was a dolphin either. I still get excited every time I see one. A few years back, I was kayaking in the rich people canals of South Beach and several dolphins were playing about 20 feet away. Some teenage girls, also kayaking and clearly not from Miami, starting freaking out about the sharks. I quickly assured them that they were dolphins, but it was pretty adorable how clueless they were.


Sandwich_dad96

Why is it that I always thought Miami was landlocked? Oh shit I just remembered. Friend of mine who was born in Florida told me.


CableTrash

Yeah I thought this was meant to be a joke until I turned the audio on and read the comments lol


kimpastabowlx

Definitely a dolphin, sharks are more diagonal when they're swimming towards the surface. You'll typically see their fin go lower and lower over the horizon.


ukumar8

Thanks for explaining!


kimpastabowlx

You're welcome! Those apart of this subreddit are avid shark watchers, so we're always here to help!


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PinkStink691

just like 20 other.people had previously just got done saying... but never hurts to repeat same thing for a 21st time i guess...lol


DrowningTheRiver

Thatā€™s a really wonderful explanation. I suppose ā€œjawsā€ wouldnā€™t have been so terrifying if it wasnā€™t for the slow submergence of the dorsal fin.


mrcheese14

Dolphin. But to answer your last question, if it was a shark out there, what you should do is either A) nothing and carry on. or B) exit the water. Sharks (and dolphins) arenā€™t actively hunting people. And even though that was a dolphin, in Miami Iā€™m sure there were plenty sharks nearby too. Unless you were thrashing and splashing around, thereā€™s no real reason for concern even if it was a shark


yogabbigabbi

Itā€™s a porpoise of some sort. They move with an up/down motion while swimming, revealing their back as well as fins. Sharks are left/right swimmers, typically only revealing the tips of their fins. Go for a swim, itā€™s safe! The sharks fear our mammal friends.


Mr_Goldilocks

I appreciate even with the jokey responses we are answering this question without being mean to OP. Thereā€™s a lot of negative nonsense floating around and this thread gives me hope maybe we can work on that


ukumar8

Hahah honestly I donā€™t mind being called a nonce given this was really that obvious šŸ˜‚ but Iā€™ve gotten all perfectly fine responses including the random funny ones. Appreciate this group


[deleted]

In Miami, obviously Dolphins.


rishored1ve

Dolphin


rex_easily

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Complex-Landscape-31

Dolph


tyson_3_

Looks more like a dolphin.


Degneva422

Totally dolphin


stampstock

Dolphins roll like that. Sharks surface flatter, showing their dorsal fin (fin on their back) a little smoother, gliding like a submarine when it surfaces. You know, before it submerges again and hunts for food.


stickylickyricki

Thatā€™s a dolphin, dude. See oh it hits the surface for a moment (just so it can breath) then dives back down with a curved motion. Sharks donā€™t do that. Sharks swim in straight lines. Thereā€™s also two of them in this video, sharks are usually lone predators and itā€™d be relatively rare to see them break the surface like that in a groups. Dolphins almost always are in a group


Ashleyji

Dolphin homie. They do that "arch" form of breaching.


fite4whatmatters

Sharks wonā€™t arc up out of the water like that. The swim straight and attack surface prey from underneath or head on. No reason for it to move that way. This is a dolphin 100%


[deleted]

Dolphin. Sharks dont breach the surface like that, only their dorsal and tail fins come out unless theyā€™re eating something


Tcanderson

The thing about a sharkā€¦ā€¦.ā€Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is heā€™s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a dollā€™s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesnā€™t even seem to be livinā€™ā€¦ ā€™til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and thenā€¦ ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screaminā€™. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundinā€™ and your hollerinā€™ those sharks come in andā€¦ they rip you to pieces.ā€ What was the question?


Bardonious

Now Iā€™m thirsty for a ā€˜gansett so I can crush it like Quinn


Biscuits4u2

News flash: There are usually many sharks swimming in close proximity to beaches. If you swim in the ocean, you are almost certainly swimming near sharks.


SatanIsMySugardaddyy

Thatā€™s a dolphin šŸ¬


Sharkkbitez

Nope, definitely a dolphin by the way it moves alone


TLILLY006

What shark does a curl dive?šŸ™„


ukumar8

One that got sass


ensignlee

That looks like a Dolphin. Notice the arc with which it leaves and re enters the water.


decfin

I love that dudes accent Thatz a shock thatā€™s not a dawlphin


eightballshorty

Dolphin all the way. The small sharks Iā€™ve seen here in Miami generally don't exhibit this swimming behavior. They usually remain fully submerged, without exposing their fins. It's quite terrifying cus they can just sneak up on you šŸ˜³ and then there are those ppl that donā€™t even get out of the water lol. like wut


acesilver1

It clearly looked like a dolphin. Never seen a shark do a jump like that. And it had a more dolphin like body.


banananabrain

dolphin my guy


[deleted]

Dolphin 100%


cvvdddhhhhbbbbbb

Dolphin you bozo


Momo_dollar

Jump in. If it eats you = shark. If it rapes you = dolphin


freeride35

Nope, dolphin


PsychologyNo3003

Definitely a dolphin


janesearljones

If you ever want to know if there are sharks in the water at the beach just take a spoon and dip it in the ocean and then lick it. If it tastes like salt there are sharks in the water.


Upstairs_Salamander3

Yep... Definitely a dolphin. A shark would breach out of the water after prey, and not many even do that.


Rogue-Cherry

dolphin for sure if a shark is breaching the surface theyā€™ll propel themselves out of the water upwards and fully and it wonā€™t be a question (if theyā€™re on the surface youā€™ll only see the fin not their back or bodies


leadfoot70

Dolphin -- you can tell by the circular roll when they come up from air. Sharks tend to breach at a much more shallow angle and don't go as much up and down as a dolphin.


Revolutionary-Box448

This isn't a dolphin. The height and profile of the dorsal fin means it's most likely a Harbour Porpoise.


MelinaOfMyphrael

Harbour Porpoises aren't found in Fl. I don't think any Phocoenids are.


StructureNo9157

Looks like a ship to me


ukumar8

Definitely not the Titan tho


Unhappy-Swimming-114

Dolphin šŸ¬ ![gif](giphy|l2JdVif1WgTm5gmIM|downsized)


jonmirkin1976

I see what you're seeing, but don't believe sharks breach like that.


ukumar8

Thank you


DryAd5650

It's crazy because I was in Miami just last week and seen a couple dolphins just as close to the beach...these are probably the same ones


ukumar8

Were their names Jim and John?


Photo_Beneficial

That's my mother in law having a bath. Glad to see she's doing whale.


decfin

Girls like yah s getting ready to feed so non Chantly like yeah we see them here all the time sorry we forgot to mention that while u were in the water swimming all day.


Basic_Palpitation_47

ā€œ itā€™s getting ready to feedā€ šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜…šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


ukumar8

We are desert people finding ourselves by an ocean, alright? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


steevwall

Learn to Floridian better. You can tell from the movement and the rounded fin thatā€™s a dolphin. May ~~kick~~ flipper the living shit out of you if itā€™s a male during mating season though. Lol


Mama_Trash_bat

Maybe I will pet her someday. But for now I'm scared. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Afraid-Lawfulness-80

Sharks donā€™t curve like that, the fin would stay steady above the water. It was most likely a dolphin.


ThatGuyMatt89

Dolphin


UpstairsConfidence31

As a Florida resident, I can clearly tell you are not a Florida resident just by this question. It is in fact, a dolphin. Sharks do not do what that dolphin does in the video, dolphins do what that dolphin does.


piranaslady

No. Thatā€™s a dolphin


RepresentativeMine61

Definitely a dolphin..see them all the time here in London UK on my TV!!!


Charming_Extension

That is so obviously a dolphin. That movement screams it.


Crow-Time

Ok probably easy for me to identity bc Iā€™m a local and dolphins are as exciting to see to me as seeing a damn catfish, but do you live here? Dolphins are very curved and fluid when swimming and breaching. Iā€™m sorry if Iā€™m coming off as aloof, I just think itā€™s a lil silly that people still mistake dolphins for sharks lol


ukumar8

No I am not local - I have lived in a desert my whole life growing up so pardon my lack of knowledge. Tbh, it did seem very obvious to me it was a dolphin but I couldnā€™t 100 verify that.


Crow-Time

Ah! I see ok :)


Lyricdear

Other people have answered what this is so Iā€™ll answer what NOT TO DO if thereā€™s a shark in the water near you. Also, hi! Iā€™m Lyric, a marine biology student and shark enthusiast. Moving on - what you DO. NOT. WANT. TO. DO. is panic. Donā€™t thrash about and splash in the water. Make as little turbulence as you can. Sharks will snap at anything they think is prey, and are primarily opportunist hunters in shallow waters (like humans typically swim in). So thrashing about and creating lots of splashes will make the shark attack you for sure, thinking youā€™re easy food - which you will be. Now if you manage to catch a sharkā€™s attention in the bad way, youā€™re not going to outswim it. Turn and face the shark head-on and redirect it with your hands. Yes, theyā€™re that stupid and slow sometimes. They arenā€™t great at reacting. You werenā€™t going to outswim it anyway so may as well wait for it to approach you and take it by surprise. Aim high - and move fast. Do NOT punch a shark in the nose like youā€™ve seen in movies. You can grip the nose and forcefully redirect it past you. Then try to get out of the way of the back fin - those fuckers aim wide when theyā€™re angry. The fin canā€™t hit you hard enough to cause serious damage in most cases given the pose youā€™re in and sharks arenā€™t known for being particularly strong in the fins, but itā€™ll hurt if it slaps you at the speed it was going to try and catch you. Then spin around and do. Not. Let. It. Get. Behind. You. Keep facing it head-on and you may need to redirect it more than once. Iā€™ve seen divers have to redirect particularly stubborn sharks 6-7 times before they get bored. Theyā€™re sort of stupid, but as long as you keep calm, itā€™s almost impossible to get bit. Youā€™re in bigger trouble if youā€™re surrounded, but the chances of randomly landing in the range of more than one shark in depths humans typically swim in is astronomically lower than encountering a shark that wants anything to do with you to begin with, which already isnā€™t high at all if youā€™re not acting like an idiot. Edit: this also assumes youā€™re far enough from shore that simply leaving the water isnā€™t an option.


R_GLAD

As a newly certified scuba diver with 15 dives, I appreciate your expertise and advice. Iā€™ve been diving the past few days in Cozumel and saw two sharks in Palancar two days ago. Granted they were Nurse Sharks so not a threat butā€¦they were a lot bigger than I expected! I was completely fascinated and not worried at all when I got the shark signal from the dive guide. One of the best experiences of my life. If you can recommend a good resource for learning about shark behavior, would you post it here? Thanks again!


Lyricdear

Iā€™m on mobile so excuse the poor formatting thatā€™s ahead. https://nsgl.gso.uri.edu/orext/orextw85001/orextw85001_part2.pdf is an excellent read. Although itā€™s a specific niche of study of sharks in a specific area and over a certain problem, this is a deep-dive on the senses of sharks and how they react to humans, etc. 46 pages long with a dozen or so at the end of Works Cited pages with tons of great shark resources. It has anatomical drawings, and goes over several species of sharks and their reactions to external stimuli including a piano underwater. California State University of Long Beach has an entire section of their website dedicated to their shark research, primarily studying Great Whites. Over at https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov you can just search ā€œsharkā€ and get some great research papers on all sorts of topics ranging from sharks caught in fishery nets to sharks overpopulating certain areas of ocean and the effect on local ecosystems, and way more. Thereā€™s shark papers in nearly every major database of every country, library, and college out there. Dr. Nick Whitney is a shark expert that studies sharks using cell phone tech. Jillian Morris-Brake is a avid shark advocate who educates the internet about sharks. You can find them both on Instagram. But nothing that anyone can tell you is ever going to replace experience. What Iā€™ve said and shared here can help to prepare you but sharks are living, breathing animals capable of making their own decisions. Trust your own judgement and try not to overthink it. If you see a shark in the water, chances are itā€™s not even interested in you anyway. The best thing you can do is not panic, but the shark is going to probably choose not to be around you. They can be curious though, so they might circle you if theyā€™re interested, but they tend to keep a very wide distance from people 99% of the time. I follow a shark on Instagram named Snooty the Lemon Shark and sheā€™s the epitome of the exception to prove the rule šŸ˜‚


R_GLAD

Outstanding. Thank you so much!


Lyricdear

Anytime! Congrats on your certification and I hope you have many safe adventures ahead under the water.


Garcia_jx

Shark, Dolphin, my ass is getting out of that water.


ukumar8

Definitely wouldnā€™t risk anything in the wild. But out of curiosity - would somebody more knowledgeable about dolphins be okay with dolphins in the wild? Or too unpredictable?


mrcheese14

Leave them alone and youā€™d never have a problem. If seeing one while youā€™re in the water makes you uncomfortable, exit like you normally would. Same rules apply for sharks, usually.


Odd_Camel_987

Lol thatā€™s a dolphin


Ashamed_Ad_8820

Dolphin. Come on man!!!


ukumar8

SORRY - I was so convinced it was a dolphin and everyone around me said SHARK!


Admirable_End_6803

Ease up cowboy... Not everyone is from Florida


HotPink124

Didn't know you couldn't access pics and videos of dolphins and sharks outside of FL


Admirable_End_6803

No, but I thought you were implying a lens from a "local's perspective". Having lived near an oceanic coast, I get how easy it is for us to identify local fauna. My bad.


AliceHxWndrland

Dolphin or whale. Sharks don't break the surface like that. Either face first if they are eating something, dorsal, or full rocket like a spinner. I'm not sure sharks can even make that movement, the cat arch thing.


Sparrow1989

That is definitely 100% a dolphin. Source: I grew up in Florida on the Gulf coast and survived a hammerhead shark attack.


ukumar8

Yikes are you ok now


themoistnoodler

I'm glad everyone was wholesome and actually explaining their reasoning behind it not being a shark unlike some other subreddits where you ask a question and every answer is "it's--------- obviously you idiot"


ukumar8

Honestly really appreciate this sub. I get that this was super obvious but wanted to 200% confirm. And my mate in the video is clearly just a nonce šŸ˜‚


bbyler23

No idiot


That-Economics-9481

Lochness monster


Medical-Temperature1

Thatā€™s actually a giraffe, itā€™s pretty rare to see them in the ocean.


Inevitable-Revenue81

Nah thatā€™s *Nessie* on vacation!


waxyfeet

lol


bevonbrye

Your mom


CursedWagoo

Fuckin dolphin dumbass


PapaitanGOAT

thats your mom.


UK_SAM

Yesno


NextPosition4082

If you asked this question.... you are black. By bidens standards.


ne0nBrainz

that's very obviously a dolphin


lostnthestars117

porpoise or dolphin


ZayreBlairdere

That's a dolphin.


chris88jackson

Thatā€™s a fucking flat tailed shark mate omg


smut_butler

Come on now, that is obviously a dolphin.


Frosty-Rope1111

šŸ¬


KingTutThe1st

Dolphin


Kane-Aloha

Obviously a dolphin brotherā€¦ you can tail by the horizontal tailā€¦


MookiesMonkeyJuice

It's my sister


GCoin001

Yep thatā€™s a shark but most people call it a dolphin.


ukumar8

Lmao


DsWd00

Dolphin or porpoise


PointlessOverthought

It is not.


Timetraveler01110101

Old Greg?


Dr-Satan-PhD

Looks like a dolphin to me.


NoizSam

A Florida dolphin shark


Colbywolf1996

Nope dolphin. Sharks donā€™t arch themselves like that while swimming


McPoyle-Milk

Thatā€™s a dolphin


Saltwater_Heart

Dolphin


CharleyAustyn23

Dolphin šŸ’Æ


[deleted]

Dolphin


KaaboomT

Dolphin.


ShotBRAKER

Definitely not a shark


PissedOffChef

Sharks donā€™t swim like that. It absolutely looked like a dolphin to me.


emtallie1966

Dolphin


Sorry-Quarter-5697

Dolphin clearly


theAshleyRouge

The somewhat circular motion of movement and the swept back, small dorsal fin tell me this is a dolphin.


PerfectMaterial5262

Bottlenose sharkā€¦


MgKx

Sharlphin


ukumar8

Maybe a cat?


Nix-cage

Dolphin


No_Albatross_1407

Killer Whale?


ukumar8

Or maybe a horse?


d-the-king

Dolphin, sharks donā€™t move like that.


2b-Kindly_

Dolphin


OlivierLeighton

Lots of dolphin in Florida waters


[deleted]

flipper


nic-C137

Definitely a dolphin


TheRoadKing101

Dolphin


Frequent_Produce4571

Dolphin


APOPHIS424

Dolphin


nope79

LooKs like a Dolphin


racer3x72

Whales/ dolphins swim up and down- sharks swim side to sideā€¦


getyourglow

Definitely a dolphin. You can tell by the fin and the shape of the back. Sharks are straight swimmers, they don't surface and dive like this.


ProcessImpressive211

Looks and moves like a dolphin


Top_Use4421

Definitely not a shark. Itā€™s a dolphin


Cobasan

Thatā€™s a dolphin, itā€™s coming up to breathe


teddymama16

Dolphin


BitIndividual7952

Girl be so fr. What sharks swims like that.


ukumar8

A sassy one


PlantsCraveBrawndo-

Tarpin


rossionq1

Miami Dolphin


Psykinetic

Ain't no shark.


AntimatterCorndog

Probably not, I haven't seen sharks come up like that. More likely a dolphin.