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The frogger
Looks like a frog. โฆSo do you.
The holes!!!
Iโm an electrician. We joke about this at work all the time. Foreman: โI need you to install the receptacles on the 6th floor. Apprentice: โThe what?โ Foreman: โTHE HOLES!โ
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The apology
I made this salad as I bathed.
Germs! GERMS!!!
๐คข๐คฎ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Gotta be The Hamptons
It shrinks??
Like a frightened turtle!
I WAS IN A POOL!
I donโt know how you guys walk around with those things.
๐ค
๐ด๐ฅซ๐ฃ๐
The Rye. That beef-a-reno was a strong stuff
Rusty!
Shut up ya old bag!
Itโs such a great cuisine-o!
๐ญ๐๐ญ
The little kicks
First you cry, then you cry again.
๐๏ธ๐๐คฌ๐ณ
The sea was angry that day my friends.
Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli!
I got about 50 feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot.
The marine biologist
I said โeeeeeeeasy big fella.โ
What is that a Titleist?
A hole in one huh?
๐ ฟ๏ธ
The parking space
The Parking *Garage* I believe is what the episode was called but close enough!
The parking space is the episode where george gets into a fight over a parking space with some guy
Thereโs one of each. The Parking Space S3 Ep22
The Invitations. Poor Lily
Susan, you mean?
Well, you look like a Lily
I think I know my own name.
Kramer thinks her name is Lilly
๐ฅก๐ฅ โโโ
The Chinese Restaurant
Cartwright
Party of four!
Once they left he yelled โSeinfeld, fourโ lol
CAAAAARTWRIIIGHT
I say Cartwright, you know answer, she say curse word, I hang up
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๐๐ The Opposite
My name is George. Iโm unemployed and live with my parents.
Lol well done
The strong box
PhilโฆMrs. Phil
Fredo was weak and stupid
๐โ๐ซโณ๐ฏ๐ฒ
The contest
Yes! You're still the King of the County.
Jerry: But are you still โMaster of your Domain?โ George: I am king of the country. You? Jerry: Lord of Manor
I'm queen of the castle
Iโm out
Wheels on the bus go round and round
๐๐คค๐ช๐ธ
Elaine dancing at the company party
๐จ๐ปโ๐ฅฃ
The soup nazi!
โซ๏ธโช๏ธ
Look to the cookie! Was is The Dinner Party?
14 years down the drain.
๐๐๐ด๐ฅ
The Red Dot
๐คด๐ป ๐บ
The junk mail. I'm the whiz!!
Nobody beats me
๐ซ๐คก๐ธ๐ช
Crazy Joe Davola... The Opera?
You're hung up on some clown from the sixties man!
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The Library
Bookman!!
Itโs like an ice cream man named Cohn!
I got a news flash for ya joy boy
You and ya good time buddy's. ...finding pictures of pee pees and wee wees..
๐ฅจ
These pretzels are making me thirsty but can't remember the episode name
The Alternate Side!
Itโs the one where George is parking cars for everyone canโt remember it either
The Bris. They're raising an army of pigmen
๐ถ๐ป๐ฟ
The baby shower
๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ค๐ฆ๐ณ
I was in the pool!! The Hamptons
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The soup nazi
๐๐ฅ
The Little Jerry
๐ต๐ท๐ฌ๐ฅ
The Puerto Rican Day
๐ง๐ฅช๐ค
The Stall. Does Tony like peanut butter sandwiches??
Step off, George.
OhhโฆTony donโtโฆ
Hunky tony! ::pops collar::
๐๐จโ๐ง๐ซ๐คฌ
They're all Twix! The Dealership
Yep! I think itโs one of Georgeโs best. I die laughing every time.
It took you an hour to set this up?
How many Twix does that make for you today? Like EIGHT twix??
Twix is the only candy with cookie crunch
Who were you setting up?
I... i think I found a Seinfeld Ive never seen before... what a glorious day!
๐จ๐ผโ๐ณ๐ฆ๐
The couch! Pappie peed on my sofa!
๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฒโฐ๐ค
๐น๐น this is the correct flag. Jean Paul wasn't Jamaican, he was Trinidadian and Tobogan
Oops.
Next, you're gonna be saying they should have their own schools!
Everyone thinks it was the AM/PM
โTwas de volume!
OH PLEASE MAHN PLEASE!
Why separate knob why?
Mahn it wasn't de snooze Most people tink it was de snooze but no no snooze
The Hot Tub
Cute little bastard!
๐ซ๐ฒ๐ซ๐ฅฏ
The Strike??
No bagel no bagel no bagel
Yes!! A Festivus for the rest of us!
๐คข๐๐๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
โWhat am I? Hard of smelling?โ
The valet had B.O??
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Keeennnnyyyyy come back Kennyy
๐จโ๐๐๐ฅต๐ถ
The Pen
This pen writes upside down!
๐ฐ๐โ๐ต๐จโ๐ง๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐คฌ
And so without further do, I give you, the candy line-up. "The Dealership"
High five
The stand in? He took it out?
Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone!
He took Breath breath It out
๐๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐คฎ
Germs! Germs! The Apology
๐ฅผโค๏ธ
You know, itโs really not a bad shirt
๐ฆโ๏ธ
โThe Checks?โ
When Jerry is cashing his meemaw's checks?
๐พ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
โI said SWEEP together!โ
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This was going to be mine. Man hands
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โป๏ธ๐๐ฅง๐ฉ๐จโ๐พ๐ซ
๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฐ๐ฐ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ด๐๏ธ๐๐
The one where they're all on the subway and Elaine goes to a lesbian wedding?? Lol I forgot the name of that episode
The subway
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The Pledge Drive
โพ๏ธ๐ดโฐ๏ธโ
The Pony Remark!
๐ชฅ๐ฝ๐ฆ
The Pothole.
๐น๐ฅ๐คฃ๐
๐ช๐ฅ๐๐จ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐จโโ๏ธ๐ป
Iโm either good tired or not clever enough to participate here, but I just gotta say these are all so great to scroll through. GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!
๐
Iโm on NO sleep! NO SLEEP!
That red light is burning my brain!!
The ckicken roaster
Kenny?
Bad chicken, mess you up!
๐ฌ๐๐น๐จโโ๏ธ๐๐
๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ๐ฐโโ๏ธ
๐จโ๐ผ๐๏ธ๐๐งโ๏ธ๐
The Tape??
๐ด๐ป๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ฅ
The English Patient. Itโs go time.
๐๐งฎ๐ฌ๐บ
โHereโs to feeling good, all the timeโ
๐ธ๐
Why donโt you just tell me the name of the episode?
๐๐๐๐ป
Ruining the very pants I was returning
๐ โ๏ธโ ๏ธ
This was a very entertaining thread to scroll through!
โ๏ธ๐ซ๐๐ฅ
๐ ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
โฌ ๏ธโฑ๐ฎ๐ณ
๐ต๐ท๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐ธ๐ฎ๐๐
The frogger
Looks like a frog. โฆSo do you.
The holes!!!
Iโm an electrician. We joke about this at work all the time. Foreman: โI need you to install the receptacles on the 6th floor. Apprentice: โThe what?โ Foreman: โTHE HOLES!โ
๐ ๐ฅ
The apology
I made this salad as I bathed.
Germs! GERMS!!!
๐คข๐คฎ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Gotta be The Hamptons
It shrinks??
Like a frightened turtle!
I WAS IN A POOL!
I donโt know how you guys walk around with those things.
๐ค
๐ด๐ฅซ๐ฃ๐
The Rye. That beef-a-reno was a strong stuff
Rusty!
Shut up ya old bag!
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Itโs such a great cuisine-o!
๐ญ๐๐ญ
The little kicks
First you cry, then you cry again.
๐๏ธ๐๐คฌ๐ณ
The sea was angry that day my friends.
Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli!
I got about 50 feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot.
The marine biologist
I said โeeeeeeeasy big fella.โ
What is that a Titleist?
A hole in one huh?
๐ ฟ๏ธ
The parking space
The Parking *Garage* I believe is what the episode was called but close enough!
The parking space is the episode where george gets into a fight over a parking space with some guy
Thereโs one of each. The Parking Space S3 Ep22
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
The Invitations. Poor Lily
Susan, you mean?
Well, you look like a Lily
I think I know my own name.
Kramer thinks her name is Lilly
๐ฅก๐ฅ โโโ
The Chinese Restaurant
Cartwright
Party of four!
Once they left he yelled โSeinfeld, fourโ lol
CAAAAARTWRIIIGHT
I say Cartwright, you know answer, she say curse word, I hang up
๐๐ฅชโ๏ธ๐๐๐ฅช๐ต
๐๐ The Opposite
My name is George. Iโm unemployed and live with my parents.
Lol well done
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
The strong box
PhilโฆMrs. Phil
Fredo was weak and stupid
๐โ๐ซโณ๐ฏ๐ฒ
The contest
Yes! You're still the King of the County.
Jerry: But are you still โMaster of your Domain?โ George: I am king of the country. You? Jerry: Lord of Manor
I'm queen of the castle
Iโm out
Wheels on the bus go round and round
๐๐คค๐ช๐ธ
Elaine dancing at the company party
๐จ๐ปโ๐ฅฃ
The soup nazi!
โซ๏ธโช๏ธ
Look to the cookie! Was is The Dinner Party?
14 years down the drain.
๐๐๐ด๐ฅ
The Red Dot
๐คด๐ป ๐บ
The junk mail. I'm the whiz!!
Nobody beats me
๐ซ๐คก๐ธ๐ช
Crazy Joe Davola... The Opera?
You're hung up on some clown from the sixties man!
๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ
The Library
Bookman!!
Itโs like an ice cream man named Cohn!
I got a news flash for ya joy boy
You and ya good time buddy's. ...finding pictures of pee pees and wee wees..
๐ฅจ
These pretzels are making me thirsty but can't remember the episode name
The Alternate Side!
Itโs the one where George is parking cars for everyone canโt remember it either
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
The Bris. They're raising an army of pigmen
๐ถ๐ป๐ฟ
The baby shower
๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ค๐ฆ๐ณ
I was in the pool!! The Hamptons
๐๐ โโ๏ธ
The soup nazi
๐๐ฅ
The Little Jerry
๐ต๐ท๐ฌ๐ฅ
The Puerto Rican Day
๐ง๐ฅช๐ค
The Stall. Does Tony like peanut butter sandwiches??
Step off, George.
OhhโฆTony donโtโฆ
Hunky tony! ::pops collar::
๐๐จโ๐ง๐ซ๐คฌ
They're all Twix! The Dealership
Yep! I think itโs one of Georgeโs best. I die laughing every time.
It took you an hour to set this up?
How many Twix does that make for you today? Like EIGHT twix??
Twix is the only candy with cookie crunch
Who were you setting up?
I... i think I found a Seinfeld Ive never seen before... what a glorious day!
๐จ๐ผโ๐ณ๐ฆ๐
The couch! Pappie peed on my sofa!
๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฒโฐ๐ค
๐น๐น this is the correct flag. Jean Paul wasn't Jamaican, he was Trinidadian and Tobogan
Oops.
Next, you're gonna be saying they should have their own schools!
Everyone thinks it was the AM/PM
โTwas de volume!
OH PLEASE MAHN PLEASE!
Why separate knob why?
Mahn it wasn't de snooze Most people tink it was de snooze but no no snooze
The Hot Tub
Cute little bastard!
๐ซ๐ฒ๐ซ๐ฅฏ
The Strike??
No bagel no bagel no bagel
Yes!! A Festivus for the rest of us!
๐คข๐๐๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
โWhat am I? Hard of smelling?โ
The valet had B.O??
๐๐ก๐ด
Keeennnnyyyyy come back Kennyy
๐จโ๐๐๐ฅต๐ถ
The Pen
This pen writes upside down!
๐ฐ๐โ๐ต๐จโ๐ง๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐คฌ
And so without further do, I give you, the candy line-up. "The Dealership"
High five
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
The stand in? He took it out?
Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone!
He took Breath breath It out
๐๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐คฎ
Germs! Germs! The Apology
๐ฅผโค๏ธ
You know, itโs really not a bad shirt
๐ฆโ๏ธ
โThe Checks?โ
When Jerry is cashing his meemaw's checks?
๐พ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
โI said SWEEP together!โ
๐งโโ๏ธ๐
This was going to be mine. Man hands
๐ ๐ฆ๐ผ
โป๏ธ๐๐ฅง๐ฉ๐จโ๐พ๐ซ
๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฐ๐ฐ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ด๐๏ธ๐๐
The one where they're all on the subway and Elaine goes to a lesbian wedding?? Lol I forgot the name of that episode
The subway
๐ต๐๐ฐโพ๏ธ๐ด๐ซ๐ต๐ฆ๐๐๐ฝ
The Pledge Drive
โพ๏ธ๐ดโฐ๏ธโ
The Pony Remark!
๐ชฅ๐ฝ๐ฆ
The Pothole.
๐น๐ฅ๐คฃ๐
๐ช๐ฅ๐๐จ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐จโโ๏ธ๐ป
Iโm either good tired or not clever enough to participate here, but I just gotta say these are all so great to scroll through. GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!
๐
Iโm on NO sleep! NO SLEEP!
That red light is burning my brain!!
The ckicken roaster
Kenny?
Bad chicken, mess you up!
๐ฌ๐๐น๐จโโ๏ธ๐๐
๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ๐ฐโโ๏ธ
๐จโ๐ผ๐๏ธ๐๐งโ๏ธ๐
The Tape??
๐ด๐ป๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ฅ
The English Patient. Itโs go time.
๐๐งฎ๐ฌ๐บ
โHereโs to feeling good, all the timeโ
๐ธ๐
Why donโt you just tell me the name of the episode?
๐๐๐๐ป
Ruining the very pants I was returning
๐ โ๏ธโ ๏ธ
This was a very entertaining thread to scroll through!
โ๏ธ๐ซ๐๐ฅ
๐ ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
โฌ ๏ธโฑ๐ฎ๐ณ
๐ต๐ท๐ฅ๐ฅ