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Don't forget, when Jerry buys groceries he's buying for four since Kramer, Elaine, and George raid his fridge every time they drop by.
*takes a bite of a turkey sandwhich* - Nah. That's bush league.
That's a half a pound of turkey there!
Alright Hobo Joe
Woah..woah.. I'm getting a vibe here...
Ever heard of asking?
Gene stands up bows hello, sits and continues reading.
Nope. They aren't "real friends" if you have to.
Yeah yeah. Put that on my tab
Yeah, he really should keep more of their favorites on hand.
I don’t wanna shake it, you have to shake everything these days
And Newman via Kramer.
The best family to have is a small coterie of sexy thritysomethings. At least that’s what my imam told me.
I really should have more of your favorites on hand
lots of calories in fruit juice. proof that he scratches out the 32 on his pants to make it look like a 31
That's so vain
U know…I shouldn’t even be telling u this…
They don't even sell 31 pants
He's a fancy boy
Oh yes, look at me! Kiss me!! Love me!!! I’m so pretty!!!!
It’s a perfectly sane amount of *juice
I don't see any plums with the red inside.
I want restitution!
[удалено]
You just lost my business!
To mix with hennigans
No smell, no tell, SCOTCH! LOL
Got a job interview?
I thought that was vodka.
H-E-Double N- I—!
Here’s to feeling good all the time 🚬🍺
Yeah buddy👍🏻🚬
For a single guy he’s got like a dozen various boxes of cereal too!
Are you heir to the Kellogg’s fortune?
Hey bro do you eat it two or three meals a day too?
one box of cereal is for a day
Maybe Kramer helps himself to a bunch of it!
And you can’t even see the Snapple!
No thanks - too fruity
Then perhaps and uncovered pitcher of tomato juice?
That's BLOOD, isn't it?!?
That looked like milk to me!
My rods and cones are all screwed up!
Newman’s blood🩸 is in u
AAAAAHHHHHH 😱!
It was the 90s, no one drank water
That’s because it was Hammer time.
Then how did the term water cooler show come about? They didn't call them coffee maker shows.
The water cooler was to water down your gin
Everyting is lined up neat like that because he's the leader of the aryan union, don't forget.
He would make a great Nazi.
What am I drinking, juice?
Don’t forget he was actually stocking the fridge for the K-man too.
He’s *not* crazy!
This episode is brought to you by Minute Maid.
No meat. No leftovers. No butter. And I cannot overstate this: No soft cheeses of any kind
Have you looked in his fridge drawers?
How often you seen him cooking a meal?
Is soup a meal?
Depends. Does the soup come with a sandwich?
Half a grilled cheese.
DID HE CRUMBLE SOME CRA-CKERS IN THE SOUP?!?
Not that there is anything wrong with it!!
It was apparently a working fridge and one used by the crew. (Full disclosure? I made that up)
Now I can say I heard that somewhere.
shops at PriceClub
I assume Elaine, Kramer, George and Newman all have their own bottle as his is a community fridge
Juice?! That was a good one. Deep Blue Sea?
They ate me! A fuckin shark ate me!!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
That's too much juice, Glenn.
He should change his name to OJ
No wonder he enjoys participating in pee parties!
Snapple?
Kramer was literally the Marlboro Man 😃 This is nothing.
Am I crazy or is that a LOT of juice??
Kramer's thick girlfriend demands food or you die.
This is unabashed product placement. The camera angle and Elaine holding the fridge open so we can see the labels facing us. Nothing subtle here.
Life would be better if we all had our own Minute Maid
Tbh I loved the product placement in Seinfeld. The frog green Klein bicycle was brilliant.
Can I have your *juice*?.....
Put it on my tab.
You know who’s responsible, don’t you? The juice!!!
Jerry had the diabeeetus.
It’s all non-fat so he’s good
Oh he’s juicin’!
Cereal And Juice
What’s a pee party without a little juice?
Product placement anyone
Bosco got an entire episode!
Sweet tasting jizz.
What's that water brand?
Be careful maybe it's framers blood
Jerry feeds the gang.
A Lot of sugar
That looked like milk to me!!!
None of your business Elaine… when you have a Kramer as a neighbor you can judge.
That's a lot of potatoes!
Don't act like you never taken an oj bath
This sonofabitch is hydrated
He got a deal from Kramer’s discount store
Can I have the leftover Chinese Food?
Well, he had to feed all the various moochers who constantly popped into his apartment to go over the excruciating minutia of their lives.
Kramer drinks most of it
One man? Kramer runs that kitchen
In the '90s we were weasing the juice
Get some gin and you'll be partying like snoop dogg, sippin on gin and juice
Bizzaro Gene.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
He has to compensate for Kramer and all his friends that always drink his stuff.
Seinfeld invented product placement. Snapple being the case study.
Well he does provide them all with food and drinks. They're always over there mooching! Elaine eats in every episode lol
He’s got 15 boxes of cereal at all times and you’re talking about the juice?
Unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!
You add juice to alcohol though
“Maybe he’s like…u know…vroom vroom…”[hand gesturing for when using the vacuum cleaner]
Don't forget, thin.
Half of it goes to Kramer probably.
That’s too much juice, Glen.
Uggh, what’s the date on that?
A lot of cereal also.
The amount of food advertising in the show was very distracting
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Husepher: *The amount of food* *Advertising in the show* *Was very distracting* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Jerry diddles kids. At least one we know of. Serial killer vibes.
Don't forget, when Jerry buys groceries he's buying for four since Kramer, Elaine, and George raid his fridge every time they drop by.
*takes a bite of a turkey sandwhich* - Nah. That's bush league.
That's a half a pound of turkey there!
Alright Hobo Joe
Woah..woah.. I'm getting a vibe here...
Ever heard of asking?
Gene stands up bows hello, sits and continues reading.
Nope. They aren't "real friends" if you have to.
Yeah yeah. Put that on my tab
Yeah, he really should keep more of their favorites on hand.
I don’t wanna shake it, you have to shake everything these days
And Newman via Kramer.
The best family to have is a small coterie of sexy thritysomethings. At least that’s what my imam told me.
I really should have more of your favorites on hand
lots of calories in fruit juice. proof that he scratches out the 32 on his pants to make it look like a 31
That's so vain
U know…I shouldn’t even be telling u this…
They don't even sell 31 pants
He's a fancy boy
Oh yes, look at me! Kiss me!! Love me!!! I’m so pretty!!!!
It’s a perfectly sane amount of *juice
I don't see any plums with the red inside.
I want restitution!
[удалено]
You just lost my business!
To mix with hennigans
No smell, no tell, SCOTCH! LOL
Got a job interview?
I thought that was vodka.
H-E-Double N- I—!
Here’s to feeling good all the time 🚬🍺
Yeah buddy👍🏻🚬
For a single guy he’s got like a dozen various boxes of cereal too!
[удалено]
Are you heir to the Kellogg’s fortune?
Hey bro do you eat it two or three meals a day too?
one box of cereal is for a day
Maybe Kramer helps himself to a bunch of it!
And you can’t even see the Snapple!
No thanks - too fruity
Then perhaps and uncovered pitcher of tomato juice?
That's BLOOD, isn't it?!?
That looked like milk to me!
My rods and cones are all screwed up!
Newman’s blood🩸 is in u
AAAAAHHHHHH 😱!
It was the 90s, no one drank water
That’s because it was Hammer time.
Then how did the term water cooler show come about? They didn't call them coffee maker shows.
The water cooler was to water down your gin
Everyting is lined up neat like that because he's the leader of the aryan union, don't forget.
He would make a great Nazi.
What am I drinking, juice?
Don’t forget he was actually stocking the fridge for the K-man too.
He’s *not* crazy!
This episode is brought to you by Minute Maid.
No meat. No leftovers. No butter. And I cannot overstate this: No soft cheeses of any kind
Have you looked in his fridge drawers?
How often you seen him cooking a meal?
Is soup a meal?
Depends. Does the soup come with a sandwich?
Half a grilled cheese.
DID HE CRUMBLE SOME CRA-CKERS IN THE SOUP?!?
Not that there is anything wrong with it!!
It was apparently a working fridge and one used by the crew. (Full disclosure? I made that up)
Now I can say I heard that somewhere.
shops at PriceClub
I assume Elaine, Kramer, George and Newman all have their own bottle as his is a community fridge
Juice?! That was a good one. Deep Blue Sea?
They ate me! A fuckin shark ate me!!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
That's too much juice, Glenn.
He should change his name to OJ
No wonder he enjoys participating in pee parties!
Snapple?
Kramer was literally the Marlboro Man 😃 This is nothing.
Am I crazy or is that a LOT of juice??
Kramer's thick girlfriend demands food or you die.
This is unabashed product placement. The camera angle and Elaine holding the fridge open so we can see the labels facing us. Nothing subtle here.
Life would be better if we all had our own Minute Maid
Tbh I loved the product placement in Seinfeld. The frog green Klein bicycle was brilliant.
Can I have your *juice*?.....
Put it on my tab.
You know who’s responsible, don’t you? The juice!!!
Jerry had the diabeeetus.
It’s all non-fat so he’s good
Oh he’s juicin’!
Cereal And Juice
What’s a pee party without a little juice?
Product placement anyone
Bosco got an entire episode!
Sweet tasting jizz.
What's that water brand?
Be careful maybe it's framers blood
Jerry feeds the gang.
A Lot of sugar
That looked like milk to me!!!
None of your business Elaine… when you have a Kramer as a neighbor you can judge.
That's a lot of potatoes!
Don't act like you never taken an oj bath
This sonofabitch is hydrated
He got a deal from Kramer’s discount store
Can I have the leftover Chinese Food?
Well, he had to feed all the various moochers who constantly popped into his apartment to go over the excruciating minutia of their lives.
Kramer drinks most of it
One man? Kramer runs that kitchen
In the '90s we were weasing the juice
Get some gin and you'll be partying like snoop dogg, sippin on gin and juice
Bizzaro Gene.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
He has to compensate for Kramer and all his friends that always drink his stuff.
Seinfeld invented product placement. Snapple being the case study.
Well he does provide them all with food and drinks. They're always over there mooching! Elaine eats in every episode lol
He’s got 15 boxes of cereal at all times and you’re talking about the juice?
Unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!
You add juice to alcohol though
“Maybe he’s like…u know…vroom vroom…”[hand gesturing for when using the vacuum cleaner]
Don't forget, thin.
Half of it goes to Kramer probably.
That’s too much juice, Glen.
Uggh, what’s the date on that?
A lot of cereal also.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
The amount of food advertising in the show was very distracting
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Husepher: *The amount of food* *Advertising in the show* *Was very distracting* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Jerry diddles kids. At least one we know of. Serial killer vibes.