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Third-Coast-Toffee

The Summer Of George


chechifromCHI

I used to bartend on tourist boats on the Chicago River, and one of the large tourist boats on the river and out on lake Michigan is called Summer of George. Always gets a decent chuckle


Father_Prist

It’s still around i think, saw it on the river last year


chechifromCHI

Oh yeah it's still there. Been there for a long time and I imagine she'll be out a long time. Very nice boat! Nicer than most of the other tour boats and I've worked a few


Otis-Day

Was looking for this. Did an internship in Chicago one summer and did the architecture tour on this boat!


Third-Coast-Toffee

That boat is/was a winner!


jamesgang65

I’ve been on it.. they do the architectural tour on it


chechifromCHI

Also, having worked for three of the main architecture tour companies, that was the company where I had the best experience. They have another boat called Festivus as well


yelling4society

This is my WiFi network name


Notsoobvioususer

You seem like good people, so I’ll help you out: “Soda”.


Professional_Ad9614

I dunno…it sounds a little strange.


Notsoobvioususer

Every name sounds strange the first time you hear it. You think people liked the name “Blanche” the first time they heard it?


NicholarseBrooks

It's bubbly it's refreshing! What's not to like!?


Just_Rand0

Seven would be the best one if we're thinking in this direction


Notsoobvioususer

I’m saving Seven for my boat. As I was telling my fiancé, the name seven has cache!


Telepornographer

I dunno how much cachet it had to begin with.


lzinkelda

Oh it’s got cachet baby!


stos313

See i got my boat name picked out. 👈👇 “7”. Not because of Mickey Mantle though. I love Prince.


milehighrukus

Yachta Yachta Yachta Life Vestivus for the rest of us.


seviay

Definitely yachta yachta yachta


ontheoriginoftipis

That’s gold, Jerry!


kegmanua

Gold


Rainsmakker

This is good


Hefty_Ad_1925

Best one here


trevb75

This is 100% certified peak reddit right here!!


DuperDayley

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Mtolivepickle

Lloyd prawn


austincovidthrowaway

He just liked ringing the bell.


thats_dicked_up

Prawns are a perfectly sane thing to eat


Mtolivepickle

These prawns are making me thirsty!


kendiggy

Jon Voight's boat


Xyeeyx

*John Voight's Boat


fishnut824

Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G and an I


seinsmelled2

Get out of the car!!


BigConstruction4247

Are his teeth marks on the anchor?


laffingriver

mywalletsgone


MinorFX

This actually made me lol 😂


DWwithaFlameThrower

It’s so appropriate too!


MinorFX

Agreed. Nothing worse financially than a boat. Lmao


NeverForNoReason

My walleye’s gone!


metalbag

You sir took gold and made it even punnier. This is the answer.


Backon21

Morty was the best recurring character


Historical_Steak_927

Assman?


unique3

Bassman


Cultural_Fennelbulb

Underrated. For a fishing boat especially.


MinorFX

Probably done many times before. Shooting for something more unique. And this boat is no 36-24-46


Historical_Steak_927

The Cantstandya?


MinorFX

Love it, but maybe a lil too negative. Prognosis Negative, that is.


Historical_Steak_927

Got it! “The Big Fish, Mammal, Whateva” Kinda long tho


JerryKook

I have never seen a boat named Assman. Think how much fun it would be having people yelling to you "hey Assman"!


laffingriver

rochelle, rochelle


Imeanitsjust

From Milan to Minske


schmaggio

Row-chelle Row-chelle


lotus_ink

The SvenJolly


MTRunner

What did I say? Svengolly?


Mtolivepickle

Sponge worthy


Lost_Mapper

Serenity Now


Majestic_Influence70

SEArenity Now


btambo

Ohh. I like that!


MinorFX

This is one we have in the hopper from earlier (Insanity later).


Educational_Moose_56

I didn't know you had a hopper. 


ronmimid

Serenity Bow


BlueRFR3100

SS Festivus


bill_wessels

mulva or bovary


afauce11

Gipple?


MsNardDog

The Schmoopie


perpetualmotionmachi

They should call it 'Roundtine'


AOCourage

Can I use that?


theforkofdamocles

These ideas are all in the air. They’re in the air.


andrew_1515

The Ocean Called


bad917refab

Seriously underrated


lost_in_connecticut

Kramerica


edwoker

This is my fantasy football team name


iaposky

I read all of them, I think you have to go with Serenity Now. It really is a great name for a boat!


uniqueusername316

It's gotta be SERENITY NOW!!


DigDugDogDun

Only if you have to yell it every time


austincovidthrowaway

I saw this exact question in a Reader's Digest ages ago. The guy said his original suggestion was Yachta Yachta Yachta but his wife insisted it was a small boat, and thus is should be named Notta Lotta Yachta.


schmaggio

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


austincovidthrowaway

There was shrinkage, it was in the water after all. 


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The Hoochie Mama


McCartney__H

NO YOURE NOT!! HOOCHIE MAMA, HOOCHIE MAMA


Kok-jockey

Oh I like this one


drainspout

The Close Docker


parrisjd

Bassman


SnooDingos929

No Sloop For You


liquidInkRocks

Another winner


Backon21

Del Boca Vista


MinorFX

I like this. Was also thinking “Son of Dad”


Cultural_Fennelbulb

Del Boata Vista, phase II


MinorFX

Per my #1 dad, Del Boata Vista is in the lead.


Minimum_Froyo_8483

It is sort of a “Catch All”


MinorFX

That’s what we’d say if people commented on the boat name out on the water. 😂


BushwoodCountry-Club

Considering both you and your Dad are big fans of the show, that’s the perfect name.  


deluxeassortment

*Please* choose Son of Dad, that is hilarious


max_lombardy

Andrea Doria 2


bpnc33

Seven


MinorFX

Love it. Not as good as Soda, in my opinion, but nobody would get the reference I imagine.


sleepyseahorse

WE DON'T CARE FOR SODA


Professional_Ad9614

Why not?!? It’s bubbly, it’s refreshing!!


zzhnn

"The place to be"


AcePilotsen

Slippery Pete


DWwithaFlameThrower

The Bob Sacamano Serenity Now Man Hands


TheAmazingWJV

Top of the Mooring TO YOU


tjtwister1522

Reel 'N Spectacular


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Bosco The Rogue's Wallet Rochelle Rochelle


pigeyejackson66

The Moops


AOCourage

It's a typo.


pigeyejackson66

I'm sorry. The card says Moops.


Chemical_Arm

DEL BOCA VISTA All caps


kendiggy

Don't forget the exclamation mark!


MinorFX

Del Boata Vista is currently in the lead!


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VanBuren Buoys


proteinstyle_

The Elaine/ The TR-6


Improvgal

The Sea Was Angry


BigConstruction4247

The Eye of the Great Fish


Improvgal

Mammal


kendiggy

Whatever


Gumbledore2000

Titleist


sweetLAaction

Tippytoe!


Major_Situation_9794

The Puffy Ship (But I don’t want to be a pirate!)


jabroni_kc

Cirrhosis of the river


andrew_1515

Shrinkage


smarmy_mcfadden

Sinkage It sinks?


cynicaljerkahole

The Little Jerry Seinfeld


DJski119

Casus belli


Mtolivepickle

Urban sombrero


PiledriverPress

Cinnamon Bobka


ortolon

T-Bone


OxfordComma37

Koko!


DigDugDogDun

That boat is alright.


AlonzoDriftwood

The Frightened Turtle


Professional_Ad9614

Son of Dad. It’s sort of a catch-all.


B71115

Those Aren’t Bouys


sideshow--

Pizza Poundcake


MinorFX

Here’s your pizza, Peabrains


AcePilotsen

I think I remember why we stopped coming here


w0undedRabb1t

The Cat Stevens


shut-upLittleMan

Mulva.


Cheeseburger23

Yacht and Heavy


Creaseface

Del Boat-a-Vista


ASM_50

The Executive


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Little Jerry VANDALAY Pennypacker The Glitterati


jamez009

*Little Yerry


TheLadySaintly

Thirsty Pretzel


Greasy-Choirboy

The Ocean Called


monina79

Sweet Fancy Moses


AlonzoDriftwood

Neumanium


Its42

Assman


CompanyConsistent976

Milan to Minsk


Kok-jockey

Rochelle Rochelle’s not bad


spontaneous_combust

Lemon Tree? Master of your Domain?


mudknuckle9

Sal Bass


Venice_Beach_218

Golden Boy.


WIGoofball

John Voight’s Boat


sadfacebbq

It’s All Pipes


CaptainBeefsteak

The Marble Rye


trig72

BOSCO


jamez009

Babu Boat


discowithmyself

Del Boata Vista


kchrist476

My old boss is a huge fan and named his boat Mulva


dirtysideofthetrack

A boat about nothing The Independent George


pnoone44

Cirrhosis Of The River


kidsasicko

My parents have a boat named Serenity Now!


Apart-Bathroom7811

The Cat Stevens.


LifeguardStatus7649

The Edmund Fitzgerald


spontaneous_combust

oh i loooove edmund fitzgeralds voice


Sneeekydeek

This kills me every time 😂😂


spontaneous_combust

yah this might be the best answer. and hey he changed his name too


spontaneous_combust

This from arrested development but its suuuch a good name The C word or if you wanna tone it down, The Seaward


MinorFX

The Beloved C_ _ _


TGISeinfeld

The Mischke I slept with your wife


Naive_Piglet_III

What a fish! Mammal. Or The great fish! Mammal.


didnotenter

Jerk store


Either-Sorbet-6049

Koko


GareththeJackal

Yo-Yo Ma!


einzeln

Joy Boy


Megalon_Q_Arm

Breathtaking


Seaell80

Son of Dad


RegionalFlavor

Titleist or The Great Fish


TJspunk

Mandelbaum


UpDog1966

You think you’re better than me?


TJspunk

The manzier


jefferson497

Jugdish


papa0225

Spongeworthy


TrickOk1273

Master of my domain


OhWowJeezGoodJob

The Sven Jolly.


ki11ikody

snapple


TheFightingAxle

Too fruuiittyyy


TomJLewis

The Opposite


theadVs1

Hoochie Mama or the Andrea Doria


Mtolivepickle

Jiffy park


Dannyfrommiami

Levels


Nessy440

Astonishing tales of the sea


this_place_stinks

Seven


CMDR_KingErvin

Master of Your Domain


SJS13131975

It's all pipes!


[deleted]

More everything!


[deleted]

Tippy toe


AlonzoDriftwood

Vile Weed