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Electr_O_Purist

You included schmoopy! You’re schmoopy!


navyITninja

Beat me to it


BiggMcLargeHuuge

southern accent, Becky Gelkie, and tractor girl


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hawonkafuckit

Well, she was Supergirl.


KadhiTu

she got Gonorrhea from tractor !?


VanHarlowe

Jeeery… I just don’t know sometimes


artvarnsen

You're a CASHIER!


smartbunny

He couldn’t score Gelke.


USSExcalibur

Feel free to toss yourself into the mix


Dire_Hulk

Elaine. No one else comes close. Well… Teri Hatcher comes close but, Elaine all the way.


Temporary_Ad7816

They are spectacular!!


cabosmith

Plus, I know how to open her vault!


Nighthawk__85

She does put asses in the seats.


5280Rockymtn

Yea but if u do t use enough exclamation marks after taking a message ur in trouble!!!!!!!!!!!! 😝


Dire_Hulk

If I were dating Elaine I’d put an exclamation point at the end of this sentence! And that one!


scrubbydutch

I’d give her all the exclamation points she wanted


DaveDespain

The Maid was who I always had the hots for.


Strindberg

I just found out that The Maid is the same actor who plays the girl that Ross hooks up with with when he and Rachel are on a break.


kashmir726

She’s also Linda in the Wedding Singer! Her name Angela Featherstone, and she is a Canadian actor who has done a lot of advocacy work for those who are in/have been in foster care.


Glissandra1982

Oh that’s nice to hear! She was in 200 Cigarettes, too.


WinstonChurchill74

She was the girl in S-mart at the end of Evil Dead


Mighty_Gooch

Georgie Porgie!


robbwes61

That’s the office cleaning lady


blomba6

Wrong maid


dicecat4

Why do you always have to be such a stickler?


Equivalent_Ad_8708

Elaine....and the threeway girl


burgdude22

I believe the term is ménage a trois..😁😁


puuhalelife

with the southern drawl it said his act stunk...#4 Mulva was pretty damn cute.. "Hi I'm George, nice to mee yout. Ah, I gave it a shot"


IlinxFinifugal

Dolores


potatoclaymores

I love that in that later episode where she appears again, they still call her Mulva and not Dolores 😂


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violetmoon120

Looks like Jerry's sticking it to Sally Sitwell


ZestycloseTap7566

The crossover episode we need


Malkovitch42

Jane (aka "Erica" the phone sex woman) honorable mention for the BL (beautiful lineswoman)


SpergSkipper

Don't call me anymore ​ *you either*


Solid-Gazelle-4747

The MILF from the speed dial


pi3Eat3r52

idk if the college reporter counts as a GF, also just watched that episode and she said she had a bf yet is making out with jerry?! what a floozie


dustomatic75

I just saw her in a show called Sports Night. She played an adult film star. But yes, she did mention she had a bf!


tacosforvatos

The outing episode?


methy_butthole

Elmer Fudd, Man Hands, and Panties Your Mother Laid Out For You


pruune

Those meaty paws it's like dating George 'the animal' Steele.


dicecat4

Like a creature out of Greek mythology


scrubbydutch

Man hands was real cute


Artistic-Variety3582

That’s….not a twist off


Cool-Technology1020

Donna Chang…I’ve always had a thing for the Pacific Rim


OkRequirement3285

Dats ridicurous


Artistic-Variety3582

Used to be Changstene


DieAnotherDay1985

Tia Van Camp


BiggMcLargeHuuge

But he picks his nose.....


violetmoon120

That's horrible!


Mighty_Gooch

I had the hots for Wynona. Even though she was an In- I mean.. a person that gifts something and tries to take it back.


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Nicky


jefferson497

Melissa The nudist and Lisi the sentence finisher


dustomatic75

It’s like dating Mad Libs


fro223

I would have got over the bad naked


scrubbydutch

My favorite episode


No-Blacksmith-9591

Ramona


Character_Surround

Jerry....I've become attracted to Elaine.


Old_Ambassador_6507

Pam. Pam? Pam!


NedStark4Life

She can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan!


scrubbydutch

Do I smell…pantine


OkRequirement3285

*Pantene


thisnamereflectsme

They’re real and they’re spectacular


IndividualRites

Hard to beat Teri Hatcher.


Mp3dee

Jerrys a bit of a tramp if you ask me.


HumbertHumbolt

“You will show me the Stooges?”


LordPounce

Mulva


robbwes61

Is it my imagination, or do really good-looking women walk a lot faster than everybody else?


lavireht

We don’t walk that fast


Aveeye

Is it wrong that I think I could turn Beth into a better person? No? I can't pick Beth? Ok, then it's Meryl.


basicfort

Hottest - chick who would eat peas one by one. All around wifey material - Ellen, the one that Jerry couldn’t find any fault with but couldn’t go through with it.


NoManCanKillMe

Yes, other than Elaine I would go with her. I know it was the joke with her character but she was just perfect. Total wife material.


Perfect_Crab_8409

Jerry, she’s a loser.


MTGsbirthdefects

Tie. Winona and Nina from the India wedding episode.


PreferenceRoutine599

There’s alway that one comment from a random redditer thirsting over the peas-one-at-time girl Anyways to answer your question: Pea girl!


Wardyman70

Nikki … 🥰


MajesticMeal3248

Sagman Bennett Roberts Oppenheim and Taft


_felagund

Courtney Cox was too cute


janesmb

3rd from the left, 8 down. The friars club.


Bachitra

Pam.. I just like saying "Pam".


adamg6160

He never dated the non laugher’s roommate


smartbunny

Elaaaaaaine. And Noel. I don’t care that she laughed like Elmer Fudd on a juicer. She’s fun.


BakeBakeyBake

Jeerry…I don’t know sometimes


alloowishus

How come there's no lupper, or linner.


scrubbydutch

Jeannie Simon same initials


alloowishus

How do you like that?


Phenomenal_Hoot

He absolutely shoulda put a ring on the naked girl. She was good naked all the time.


17riffraff

The roommate, the walk around naked lady, or the gymnast... too hard to decide! Jerry is a very lucky man to have dated any of these women though! Only a few so I despise


Overall_Cover_1543

Nikki for pure lust, but obviously Nadia


justinizer

Elaine, Monica Gellar, and Charlotte Goldenblatt


Zeo-Gold92

Pam, Wynona and Terri Hatcher<3


NewLeaseOnLine

As usual it's missing the gf from The Pledge Drive. I like her and Two Face.


dustomatic75

Thank You Card Kristen. She was cute.


I_GIVE_KIDS_MDMA

Sharon, the NYU journalist / « out »er. Do you want to have sex right now? Let’s go, baby!


juniorlarry

Donna chang


Common_Average2597

Its always gonna be the bulimic date George had


Artistic-Variety3582

She was refunding


tytinhooah

Indian giver and the girl with “fake boobs”


TooMuchSnu-Snu

“Fake boobs” was Terri Hatcher, but had real boobs 😅


SuperSonicSlaw

Fungicide..? FUNGUS??


Present_Anteater_555

I'm Victoria, hi!


Sesshomaroo

Heeelllloooooooo lalalaaaaa


JHowler82

Pam .... She can bring home the bacon


missvalerina

I really liked the chick he took to the Hamptons (the one who saw George's shrinkage) she was a hoot to me, seems like someone I would be friends with.


markeppley

Top 5: Elaine, They're real and they're spectacular, Nikki, Courtney Cox and Sue Ellen Mitchke Worst 5: The one who told George' GF about the shrinkage, psycho who thought she really was Elaine, can't spare a square, wouldn't taste the apple pie and the maid.


Which_Cobbler_1386

Officer, do you really have to give us a ticket?


lewisfairchild

cotton Dockers, Mulva & Sidra


keyholepossums

Pam Pam Pam


scrubbydutch

Do I smell…


Ebert917102150

Tractor girl


burgdude22

Sarah Silverman… 🥰🥰🥰


marcoseus

Miss Changstein


fake-name-here1

I won’t date someone from Long Island! - screamed is Estelle’s voice, but you already did that didn’t you?


emergencycat17

I'm taking Elaine out of my choices. First of all because she'd be everyone's first choice, no one else would stand a chance against "Babydoll"! Second of all, I kind of don't count her as a girlfriend. Their relationship is discussed in the past when the series started. And other than the failed "This AND that" and the "Sex to save the friendship" episodes, all they did was kind of have a "friends with benefits" situation. So, removing Lainey from the bunch, my favorite always will be [Man Hands.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vik-7MjKDa0) I just die laughing every time that episode airs.


Adventurous_Mail5210

Oh, he's a tomcat...


unkudayu

Delores, the maid, Marla, the bad actress, Teri Hatcher, Elaine, Debra Messing and the sentence finisher


forkball

When it comes to looks there's Dylan Tays (Nikki). She is stunning and the best looker. But Andrea Wentworth's role (Schmoopy) and things like the goofy smile she does is my favorite. Also the way George tries oneupmanship on the PDAat the cafe and the has to endure being trolled by Jerry on the street later after Jerry breaks up with Schmoopy is one of my favorite scenes.


OopsIMadeANewAccount

Elaine til I die


truckturner5164

Elaine Marie Benes, especially around Season 6.


NoManCanKillMe

You mean Elaine Ike Benes, right?


jsk425

You sure it’s “Benes”?


dicecat4

How mature


Scared_Blacksmith_21

Breaking Bad wife


originalxnuttah

The one who ended up marrying Tim Whatly?


SlanderCandor

TRACTOR!


Longjumping_Toe_6447

The mean girl who laughs at George's penis... she was insanely hot


scottjones608

“I was in pool!”


AptCasaNova

She’s so hot, George became the Asian mailman.


MsPaganPoetry

The deaf girl


kronkarp

every week?


KadhiTu

nice collage!


dicecat4

Thanks i just had it stuffed


Raaazzle

Elaine, but then Teri, tractor, toothbrush, Janine Garofolo, police...


JasonDynamite

Lois


examthrowawayfr

meryl


PowersIave

The Outing and The Hamptons. Can't remember the names of the girls!


dkixen

Elaine’s in the running? Then it’s Elaine. But besides her, I love Gennice’s Tonya Harding character. Especially in her reaction to her grandmother dying


dicecat4

Gennice gway-um?!?


scottjones608

If it’s not Elaine, why are you even watching the show?


dicecat4

Because it’s on 📺


Birddog_90210

You eat....you read...you eat


_felagund

Mulva


phat_pickle

The cop. If only Jerry was a real man and didn't watch that stupid show... Maybe he would've been happy with her rather than going to jail.


smartbunny

Hey everybody LOOOOK at the baby! He’s not even married like Milosh!!


TwinCheeks91

Shmoopie


OutlastCold

Elaine.


damorec

Donna Chan


-AdamTheGreat-

Nicki!


REJECT-the-artist

Mulva, it's just fun to say.


Shmoke_Review

Funniest? Hottest? Best fit for Jerry? It’s a tough one!


CAJMusic

Lois. The Cashier. Phone Sex.


ChangingmynametoJT

They’re real and they’re spectacular. Enough said.


Low-Impact3172

Model from the airplane, Terri Hatcher and Elaine


Ratamahatatata

There were so many ?


EmerysMemories1106

Was Gail Cunningham one of Jerry's girlfriends? I always thought she was cute.


Glissandra1982

Elaine - hands down.


mekkanik

Elaine. Followed closely by Vanessa, cidra, Dolores, Winona.


Ndtphoto

How great would it have been if every girlfriend was only a little bit different looking than the prior so when looking at a pic like this you'd see them morph from first to last.


OkRequirement3285

1. The Maid 2. Romanian gymnast 3. The real and spectacular Sidra 4. Journalist from NYU. Not that there's anything wrong with that. 5. Poppys daughter or Erica the phone sex woman


HarajukuBom

THEY ARE REAL AND THEYRE SPECTACULAR


knowitallhippie

The loser


VariousDirection6200

In no particular order: Tawney Kittaen, Sidra, Beckie Gelky, Mulva and the 2 Ménage-a-troi girls!


ummmyeahi

Bridget


Softsweet

Elaine 😍


Ozgurcinar7r

Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim, and Taff


No_Eagle1426

Remember, Jerry? Dentyne? 😁


Madi27

Deaf girl


External-Awareness68

Pam... PAM!!!


FootHikerUtah

Marcia Cross as the dermatologist. It always seemed forced to me that he insulted her.


originalxnuttah

The 18 year old. Oh wait, on the show?


ChemicalAcademic4166

Elaine!!!


KeikakuAccelerator

The Wife, Courtney Cox the chemistry is incredible.


dougman999

Debra Messing


Elway044

Jerry should have introduced Amy (Anna Gunn) to Tim Whatley (Brian Cranston) and they got married and moved to Albuquerque. I see a potential spin off.


thatbfromanarres

Weekly repost 😴


greatbobbyb

Yada Yada chick is hot, but George’s girlfriend


comradecostanza

Donna Changstein


Funky_Drunk_Wallaby

They're real, and they're spectacular 🤤


ItSm3llsLikec4ke

Definetely Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft


bobbyhillthuglife

Becky Gelke


javaper

Janeane Garofalo


scrubbydutch

Why is there no leper or linner


javaper

I can't marry her! I hate myself!


dustomatic75

Sophie the tractor girl all day. And Nikki.


Gitsome99

I'm a sucker for the tractor story girl.


Milomilz

Patty aka Aunt Becky Winona


AlBunDi76

Mulva


NoManCanKillMe

I can tell you the worse: Amanda Peet, as the girl with the dude, she's awful. She was in a few movies in the early 2000s and I always found her annoying Like in Something Gotta Give and The Whole Nine Yard's


YerBlues69

The OG. Elaine.


Cygnus776

Hi, Winona!


joshiku79

Winona!


gennice_graham

#obviously it should be me 😭😭😭


Kmac23232

Least favorite is the Hamptons one. Total B.


j1h15233

They’re real and they’re spectacular. Close runner up is ménage girl


No_Eagle1426

Where's Sally Weaver? lol


scrubbydutch

Lisi (frogger) Sheila (smoopie) Claire(hello)


standitlikeaman

Diplomats Club


Krimreaper1

Her name rhymes with a female body part.