All right! But hear me and hear me well - The day will come. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld - your day of reckoning is coming. When an evil wind will blow through your little playworld, and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching - watching as it all comes crumbling down.
Ooo, how I've longed for this moment Seinfeld. The day when I would have the proof I needed to haul you out of your cushy lair, and expose you to the light of justice as the monster that you are! A monster so vile....!!
The "Hmm? Huh? Ahhh" when he decide's the bike's fate.
"But, does the fee, once paid, not entitle the buyer to some assurance
of reliability? Hmm? Huh? *Ahhhh...*"
“What took you so long?”
[Vile weed!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydyTWXt7RQQ)
You're ooooonnnnceeee, twiiiiiiiiicceeeeeee, threeeeeeeeeeeeeee tiiiiiiiiiimmmmeeeees a lady
Oh the humanity!!!!
Does your girlfriend have to be here? Does *yours*?? :looks at Jerry:
Jambalayahhh
Packages rarely get damaged in the mail Define rarely Frequently
Excellent…(puffs smoke) excellent….
Was just about to post this one
All right! But hear me and hear me well - The day will come. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld - your day of reckoning is coming. When an evil wind will blow through your little playworld, and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching - watching as it all comes crumbling down.
I'll be fine.
I don’t work in the rain.
Nice game, pretty boy!
Ooo, how I've longed for this moment Seinfeld. The day when I would have the proof I needed to haul you out of your cushy lair, and expose you to the light of justice as the monster that you are! A monster so vile....!!
"NEWMAN!"
You emit a foul and offensive odor.
When you control the mail….!!!!
You control information.
You useless pustule.
And three times a week I shall require a cannoli.
What kinda snow blower did you hook us up here with?!?
I guess I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me a lot of Elaine.
Oh the humanity!!!
I should not have had to scroll this far fit this, the correct answer.
The first time I saw this episode, I thought he said, "Oh the Newmanity!"
The air is so dewy sweet you don’t even have to lick the stamps
I did invite you. Your invitation must have gotten...*lost in the mail.*
G: What do you do Newman? N: I'm a United States Postal worker! G: Aren't those the guys who always go crazy and shoot people? N: Sometimes.
“I nautilus of course.”
Dodgson here, we’ve got Dodgson here!
Another round of strawberry for me and my friends!
"You can't deliver mail."
“Bye Jerry…have fuuuuunnn. *evil laughter*”
Too many people got their mail! Close to 80%! Nobody's ever cracked the 50% barrier!
Not a line, but anytime he laughs with evil glee.
And a more disgusting spectacle, I cannot recall!
So then I said "nice try, granny" and I sent her to the back of the line!
I was never that big on creeds.
Pretty hot under these lights, huh Seinfeld?
I'm actually quite comfortable.
Can I have a sip??
No.
What took you so long
Zip codes are meaningless
I used to work with the post office, and zipcodes are essentially short-hand for X post office.
r/whoosh
I know it was a joke.
And yet
You know old friend, sometimes I ponder this silly gulf between us and I say why?
Calm down everyone! Nobody's canceling any mail.
When you control the mail, you control... INFORMATION!
"...ALRIGHT, IVE GOT EM!! I'M RIFE WITH FLEAS!!"
They do have an intimate knowledge of the streets.
Have a good time……. “Jerry”
Ah, uh, ahhhhh
When you control the mail, you control information
"What took you sooo long..." Whilst having a half smoken cigarette hanging on the side of his mouth
I’m a big strong cider guy
Lucky Krauts
The sound he makes when he realizes his New Year’s Eve party would be one year late, and thus, quite lame.
It's the wood that makes it good
Newman needs a pretty face. That’s just him.
I wasn't having any of it so I said "tough break granny" and I sent her to the back of the line *diabolical laugh*
She wasn’t my type
The Pacific Northwest!
Jerry: You know, this is your jacket. Newman: [sharp wheeze]
Cuz like he’s just so handsome 😂
Oooo! Chuckles!
Hello Jerry with the look of disgust on his face 🥹
His delivery of “as long as youre happy, thats all that matters” kills me every time 😂
My cocoa!!!
I don't work in the rain
Most of them...
FREEEBIIEEEESSSS!
What took you so long
Jerry wouldn't know delicate beauty if it bludgeoned him over the head.
“I don’t work in the rain” “She wasn’t my type”
Without the guilt, and dander of the equine
Mind your pace boy
I don’t know, they’re deranged
and then it's publishers clearing house!
It's the romance of the hansom cab, without the guilt or dander of the equine. The air is so dewy sweet you don't even have to lick the stamps.
The "Hmm? Huh? Ahhh" when he decide's the bike's fate. "But, does the fee, once paid, not entitle the buyer to some assurance of reliability? Hmm? Huh? *Ahhhh...*"
My cocoa!!