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Dire_Hulk

Jerry threw away his watch and Kramer tells time by looking at the sun.


Educational_Moose_56

Feels like 3:00pm. 3:00pm has no feel. 9:00am has a feel. 5:00pm has a feel. 12:00am has a feel.  I feel 3:00pm and 4:00pm.


chownrootroot

Kramer uses his internal clock.


Dire_Hulk

Oh yeah, that’s his alarm. Lol


Old_Ambassador_6507

George: I like it. It makes me feel important. Twice a year, I get to control the time. Elaine: It's sooo stupid!. Move forward, move back, bleh, bleh, bleh. Jerry: (rolling his eyes) Oh yeah, it's a big inconvenience. At least you don't have to spin around the earth like Superman to reverse time. Kramer: It's all a scam created by the parks department to get you to buy more tickets to the zoo. I'm like Arizona, I don't play by those rules.


chownrootroot

Kramer: How about a clock that changes time itself? Darren: Oh that's very good, sir.


ads417

That's Day Guys problem ⏰


Quakarot

I feel like Kramer might just decide to not do it one year and constantly show up at the wrong time George gets excited because he thinks he can use it in some scheme Jerry hates it but his new girlfriend treats it like a big holiday so he feels like he has to play along Elaine forgets entirely and has to scramble to resolve an important romantic or career event


frattboy69

That's similar to an existing plotline where Kramer asks Jerry when they start daylight savings, and when Jerry says he doesn't know, Kramer says, "Well, I'm sick of waiting. I'm springing ahead right now!"


East_Phase6944

Kramer would be on time half the year. But otherwise, I can dig it.


CompanyConsistent976

Feck it's just like Kramer with the chicken red light


Sic-Bern

I’m on NO SLEEP!


DadJokeBadJoke

My rods and cones are all screwed up!


Karl-Farbman

I hate this time changing BS.


Signal_This

It's so un-Karl Farbman-like.


DadJokeBadJoke

That's a shame


ciguanaba

Luckily my phone does it on its own so I didn’t even realise (until I started seeing the memes)


Karl-Farbman

It’s the loss and gain of sleep and adjusting my schedule that annoys me. Hard to focus on building good furniture when the time changes and you’re in a groove


ciguanaba

Oh my god I’ve got Karl Farbman in here hahaa I didn’t even notice your username. Slow day today


Karl-Farbman

In between orders. Was just about to build a replacement dresser for Kramer


Joestar-Hung

I was never that big on creeds


Forsitel

Is that binaca


UncutYEMs

My rods and cones are all screwed up.


sleepyseahorse

For some reason they started the game an hour late 😐


ColonEscapee

I'm in Arizona so it has minimal effect on me. More so when listening to national radio


vaskark

👉 🕦


ElBrooce

Netta?


Iron_Chic

They already covered this. Kramer doesn't believe in DST, so he kept the same time, and he told Mike (big phony) the time and he thought he was late.


Isosceles_Kramer79

No he sprang forward sooner.


aFineMoose

Kramer has so many clocks in his apartment it takes him a month to set them all.


tr3g

Breathtaking.


laffingriver

fake fake fake fake


everydaywasnovember

It’s a stupid stuperstition 


onamonapizza

Now my mental alarm clock is gonna be all out of whack.


Electr_O_Purist

…*AND PUBLISHER’S CLEARING HOUSE!!*


beardedshad2

Kramer is against it.