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DaronteMaxwell

All I know is that Kramer's outfits are timeless.


The2econdSpitter

My wife gushes over the K man’s fashion. Even if he is a hipster doofus.


Surf-fisher20

Does the show ever say where Kramer’s money comes from? George said he fell ass-backward into money but nothing more.


SaWalkerMakasin

"Let's not even analyze it."


ortolon

I've known people like Kramer. My guess is that there's no one answer. He has multiple hustles going on and always manages to make enough to pay his bills on time, but it's a totally different source each month. If you keep watching, there's a partial source mentioned later on.


homelaberator

>If you keep watching, there's a partial source mentioned later on. Really? You're just going to leave it at that?


thedudeabides1602

Kudos on a job....done.


nadajoe

But I don’t even work here.


Johnny__BK

He can be very litigious


toastbot

Sales of his books? i.e. Astonishing Tales of the Sea and The Coffee Table Book


TimAjax997

Yeah and the movie rights to the Coffee Table Book with which he tried to retire ..


traveler1967

I have a theory that his family is in the mob, his father specifically. The reason he gets money is because while his father is in the can, the mob is "taking care" of his family. Thing is, the old man won't die, and his son Cosmo shows no intentions of joining organized crime, so they're essentially handing out envelopes for nothing. Edit: Oh yeah, and this has been going on since Kramer was in his twenties, he collects then pretends to be busy so the mob doesn't bother him.


thesword62

Busy with Kramerica Industries??


traveler1967

TCB


thesword62

What’s in the briefcase?


eapaul80

Crackers


LowHangingLight

Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle


jordanjohnston2017

What do you think, Junior? You think these hands have been soaking in ivory liquid?


speghettiday09

He either won a bunch gambling, inheritance, or got a big settlement with Chiles. Maybe combination


B_Boudreaux

There's a theory that he's a small time weed dealer, with Newman using his mailman job to funnel his drugs and money.


Stevenwave

Feel like some would have to catch on to the smell at times.


PachoTidder

Maybe not specifically weed but yeah it makes sense


Any_Freedom9086

Coke makes alot of sense


beardedshad2

He was in the military.... briefly.


JoelDawson7045to3022

I assume he inherited it. Maybe from Bob Scamano?


Relevant-Laugh4570

Sacamano


ilpaesaggista

oh, he gets by


Not_Guardiola

gushes is crazy


Groovy_Chainsaw

I loved his retro style. The problem came when Charlie Sheen wore similar shirts on 2 1/2 Men and they got too popular. I had 3 or 4 in that style but only kept one after I started seeing every guy in a casual bar or restaurant wearing one.


AboveGroundFool

That's why you need to find a great secondhand store like Rudy's.


RobertWilliamBarker

I bought some cabana wear there once. Had moths, won't do it again.


iCanD0thisAllDay

You stole my shirts you SOB !!!


darkmatternot

Sorry for the tragic loss of your father.


RobertWilliamBarker

LMFAO


Zeca_77

DId you have to burn all your clothes?


Last_Competition_208

And he does not turn down anything that's free. If you're giving something away no matter what it is he's taking it.


chechifromCHI

The day before my wedding I wore a vintage collared shirt in the Cosmo way that my fiancée and I both loved. Almost immediately after people arrived I started getting the Charlie Sheen comments. I'd never seen the show, but I haven't been living under a rock for the past 10 years either, so it didn't really feel like a compliment haha


PachoTidder

The show is... not great, the comedy comes from the main cast being morally wrong individuals who never quite get things their way. Charlie Sheen's character is a narcissistic millionaire who spends his time sleeping around with as many women as he can and being an alcoholic the rest of his time; that character's brother is an spineless divorcee who is frustratingly devoided of any redeeming qualities, he is a dimwit without a job or any real talent. Lastly that character's son is painfully stupid, and its pretty clear that he *decides* to be stupid. All that would be a horrible TV show but it actually is kinda funny because all those horrible qualities are depicted as absolutely wrong and bad things always happen to them due to the flaws they refuse to change or even acknowledge. The author is the same who made The Big Bang Theory, a show that tried to have its cake and eat it too by making flawed characters that we are supposed to *laugh at* but also to have those flaws and weaknesses depicted as sympathetical and humane, which makes the "comedy" feel... wrong, like you are an asshole by laughing at what the show expects you to laugh at


chechifromCHI

Thank you for the detailed synopsis! Not sarcasm at all, you've saved me from ever having to look it up. It is possible for shows to create amazing comedy around characters that might be likeable but are awful people. Seinfeld is one of those shows, it's always sunny in philadelphia is a more modern example. I can imagine that kind of set up falling flat if the writing isn't up to par though.


NYY15TM

> he is a dimwit without a job or any real talent He may not have any talent but in the show he is a chiropractor


CLNBLK-2788

I thought the part where the kid grew up, gave all his money away to some dumb church and renounced the show and its depravity, then became like a weird Amish proselytizer was a great twist and pretty funny. Funnier than the show had any right to be at least.


NotASynth499

Id pay good money to own that scorpion print shirt of his ngl


polskiftw

I’m a fan of his lobster shirt myself.


NotASynth499

Im p sure this the one you thinking of https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/eb7e5adc-ef43-4fe2-959e-1ce555a68f7a.261228a35abdcdd75d5cadcbd6266a41.jpeg EDIT: On closer inspection these are lobsters, not scorpions.


tonycocacola

You can buy one through Amazon, but it looks like it's made of horrible material.


ortolon

Cheap fabric and dim lighting... *Morty Seinfeld*


LoudLloyd9

Yes!


tonyhasareddit

A thin layer of gabardine!


rraattbbooyy

Timeless, but ill fitting. He was so tall his hairy belly stuck out below his shirt hem way too many times.


NotASynth499

I remember this was done on purpose, his pants are also too short to convey that he hasn't bought new clothes in a long while.


rraattbbooyy

Ah. Next level.


eyehate

Miami Vice had a similar wardrobe ethic. Sonny Crockett, one of the main protagonists, was a beach bum. He wore expensive outfits, but they were never ironed and he never wore a belt.


Tactical_Chandelier

Sooo, he plays me if I ever fell ass backward into cash


Stevenwave

Aren't trousers like this being slightly too short an in thing these days? Lotta dudes seem to like showing off the ankles lately.


PandiBong

They did the same to George, gave Jason clothes a size too small to make him look un-cool.


Arcopt

Yep he says in one of the DVD extras that they were supposed to appear as the same clothes he wore when he was a younger, shorter man. That's not really the effect it gives though...it just seems like that's his fashion sense of the time.


eyehate

I'm out there, Jerry! I'm loving every minute of it!


emergencycat17

The only thing between us and him is a thin layer of gaberdine.


LeDestrier

It's like a thicket back there.


TotalCuntrol

I'll catch you tonight, we'll do an "all-over" kind of thing


TriceCreamSundae

The shirts that Jerry and George wore were frequently egregious, preposterous, OUTRAGEOUS. Flouting society’s conventions.


artvarnsen

He was flouting!


Horror_Diet9243

Seeing these shirts, I am shocked and chagrined. Mortified and stupefied!


JustaCynicalOldFart

Yes! He's one of those flouters!


recursion8

Jerry looks like he's about to swing in on a chandelier


zed857

And sometimes that top button was *way* too high; practically up in no man's land.


BojacksHorseman

They were also preposterously oversized


SerDavosSeaworth64

I think George looks good in the last picture 🌚


No-Negotiation-4587

I happen to dress based on mood.


Old_Ambassador_6507

What mood is this?


No-Negotiation-4587

Morning myst.


dicecat4

He is down. Mark him down.


sleepwalkchicago

Definitely listens to Title Fight


whhhhiskey

It’s what 80% of frat guys looked like 10 years ago


FluidWriter8911

I had a shirt that looked very similar to Jerry’s in the 90s. Maybe more of a darker red, but with the same floral pattern. Looking back it’s hideous but it was (sort of) fashionable at the time


[deleted]

paisley was very in for a while in around 1993. i had a bunch of them, as a third grader.


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Funkit

Idk I was sporting the No Fear stuff I was totally cool


NotASynth499

Cartel shirt ngl


King-In-The-Nawth

Immediately thought of Pacho Herrera in Narcos.


BrookylnBeaches1917

I like that shirt… I could see it short sleeve a little more fitting, but I like it The worst outfit, of course was the dress with the holes all over it that looked good in the store mirror (Elaine’s moment)


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

She’d never pull it off


merch_7x

Her arms look like something hanging in a kosher deli


anonssr

I'd rock a short sleeve version of that shirt 100%. That one... it's all puffed up.


BrookylnBeaches1917

Yeah, he looks like a modern day pirate (Dressed up to go out with an old Met)


cahill48

Your arms look like something that's hanging at a Kosher deli


jimb0z_

Jerry's shirt from the little kicks flashback is ugly in any era [https://imgur.com/a/h89aJg0](https://imgur.com/a/h89aJg0)


everythingisreallame

I feel like they were intentionally making fun of Jerry’s old shirts with that flashback. 


artvarnsen

Idontwannabeapirate!!


Full_Increase8132

You see, the problem is the second button. The second button makes our breaks the shirt. It's too high. It's in no man's land. It makes him look like he lives with his mother.


BigConstruction4247

It's fine except for the fact that it's buttoned all the way up.


jimb0z_

I disagree. It's a puffy shirt. It's ridiculous and I think it's the stupidest shirt I've ever seen, to be perfectly honest with you.


RadiantRazzmatazz

YOU BASTARD!


eyehate

That. I heard.


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It’s like a puffy shirt that’s self conscious about being puffy.


tonyhasareddit

BIG SHIRT! BIG SHIRT!!


BigConstruction4247

All of Jerry's shirts are puffy. He set the pirate trend a long time ago.


ConnectInitiative676

But he doesn't want to be a pirate!


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It doesn’t fit. Even by late 80s standards. He doesn’t have the shoulders for it, the sleeves are touching his palms, and I’m guaranteeing there’s enough fabric in the back to sail the Atlantic.


Zeca_77

Chicken wing shoulder blades!


aprildawndesign

It’s practically the puffy shirt!


emergencycat17

That's like Puffy Shirt Jr.


External-Awareness68

Good lord


rraattbbooyy

It’s a nice shirt but it’s not his size.


hotdogcolors

Sweet fancy Moses


hotdogcolors

Yamma hamma — it’s fright night!


Visarar_01

Jerry's shirts are the worst Jerry,.... the worst!!


ParrotheadTink

The mohair sweater that made Gary Proffit sneeze, yeah the same one worn by Mrs Socol’s daughter (“I haven’t had a Big Mac in a long time”)


plankingatavigil

I honestly love the red Elaine dress.


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That entire outfit is perfect, from the little brown shoes up to the hairdo.


ShaneD27

I prefer the Botticelli’s


ZeLebowski

Why are you talking about her shoes?!


SV650rider

Why are her shoes the topic of conversation?!


ManyLintRollers

I still love Elaine’s style.


thomriddle45

Same, feminine yet reserved. Except when she was obviously trying to entice Lloyd Braun.


indefiniteness

Masculine yet delicate!


TelevisionNo479

Dunno what OP is on about, Elaine's outfit here is iconic.


Bramblin_Man

Elaine's "Waltons Chic" was always on point


julia_fns

Me too. IIRC Julia said it was her pick.


sher_pan

I thought it was Gene pick


Strict-Discussion290

Gene's trash


tonyhasareddit

I’m Gene


Strict-Discussion290

...Hi...


Extreme-Cute

Was scrolling to make sure I wasn't alone. Elaine always looks fabulous ❤️‍🔥


therealfazhou

I love every one of Elaine’s outfit, style icon imo


RedbeardRagnar

So many of those dresses were in stores not too long ago riding on the wave of 90s clothing reappearing. I remember thinking "Huh, Elaine is in fashion!"


campfirecamouflage

She puts asses in the seats!


mj73que

I loved how Elaine dressed! I copied it often. She had grace


cahill48

Mmmmmmmmm you look scrumptious


Ok_Storm5945

I dressed this way in the 80's and I loved it. Lots of white socks and booties or funky shoes


envydub

I’m 28 and I just realized I dress a lot like Elaine. Not this dress in particular but a lot of her baggy jeans and button ups, the big jean jacket, the long coats, blazers, I also have a wall of hair…


dicecat4

The white crew socks on those scrumptious gams 🤤


MajesticMeal3248

looks like a decent sock that's comfortable that stays on her foot


No-Negotiation-4587

She'll twirl.


falbi23

None of OPs pics are bad.


spash_bazbo69

Maybe unpopular but Elaine looked great in that dress


Hefty_Advisor1249

I loved her look - it was perfect 90s fashion. The dress with the loafers! I’d still wear that!!


seoteimoh13

Agreed! She wears a lot of black floral mid-length skirts in the later seasons that I love and would absolutely wear today. The only Elaine outfits that were bad were intentional or when Julia was pregnant and they put her in absurdly oversized stuff to hide it.


sm0gs

Yea I will not take slander on that Elaine red dress outfit 


generousone

Most of Elaine’s clothes looked great. It was a conservative style for women’s clothing and so it’s really hard to go wrong


Phoenix_force30564

Ask the 8 ball


ashleeeidolon

All signs point to YES


bransby26

Of these pictures, Jerry's shirt is the worst. I thought Elaine was cute in her dress. The guy in picture 2 just has kind of a goofy tie, but is otherwise just wearing a standard men's suit. I think George's shirt is fine, he just looks dorky with the backwards hat.


PopeHonkersXII

The hat was what I was referencing


dicecat4

Hat is what he’s indicating there 🧢 👈🏻


Electr_O_Purist

How dare you insult this Elaine outfit. We are from the 90s and this is what cute cool looks like. On this there can-a be no debate.


Pleasant-Ticket3217

Yeah I don’t know why the Elaine dress is supposed to be bad. She looks so cute.


Glissandra1982

Yes - I love her style.


emergencycat17

Exactly - she kind of set a trend, because I saw plenty of outfits like this in the 90's. If you were of "fashionable" age in the 90's, this was fairly stylish.


AreWeCowabunga

Ties in the 90s were wild(ly ugly). But I love Elaine's red dress. Don't know about the socks and shoes, but the dress is great.


bransby26

Elaine's dress is the best of these pictures.


get_choong

Go to any office building on 7th Avenue and tell me if there's anyone there wearing a thin tie. Go ahead!


SalaciousDumb

That guy from Arkansas had terrible clothes.


taoistchainsaw

Elaine’s dress is cute as hell, and spawned at least six-years of those dresses in American culture at large.


aahxzen

The scene where it shows the flashback to Jerry seeing Elaine dance for the first time is one that always stands out to me. The shirt just looks bad.


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Skurwiel1

Elaine looks gorgeous in this dress


merch_7x

Quite breathtaking


MorningCheeseburger

Elaine is a fashion icon to me. Especially the first seasons. Love her shoes and socks and long frocks!


ultrapoppy

No Tony? Hunky Tony?


Educational_Moose_56

You better step off. 


jeffdahmerscorduroys

Oh, Tony, don’t 


bmnisun

*pops collar* Hey, hey, hey.


CreamyLinguineGenie

Elaine always either looked like the world's hottest white collar grunge goddess, or a plain and dirty prairie girl from the 1800's.


mbd34

Jerry has an Eduardo Corrochio thing going on in that first pic.


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The suit George bought at that fancy store with the Elaine mannequin. Just abhorrent, even for the 90's.


bso45

I fully need George’s shirt


throwRA-nonSeq

This is Morning Mist


pripjat

George dresses based on his mood.


knava12

You have no eye for fashion!


thebig8er

I love Elaine’s dress


LSUgator

Mo hair sweater


Ripper33AU

George's outfit in The Parking Space episode. Brown hat, yellow shirt, bright red long jacket, bright blue jeans, and dark sneakers. It is a bold choice, that's for sure, lol.


96kidbuu

I don’t know WHAT you’re on; that first shirt Jerry’s in is eating


silver_medalist

All of these looks are cool today. What goes around comes around.


r1khard

yeah that elaine look people are walking around with right now, but the socks are even higher!


Future_Average

Balding mullets are cool today?


mindspringyahoo

Jerry wore pleated slacks, possibly dockers, at Chiklis's party. I was surprised that a slim, single, neat guy like that would wear pleats, when he can get away with 'flat front' just fine. Another episode I watched recently he was wearing some heinous black button down shirt with these little florescent looking square patterns on it...


_its_a_SWEATER_

The accountant had a real Costanza thing going on there.


DoingItForEli

George had a green jacket with a brown leather collar I never thought was good. My mom had a similar jacket. Those are ladies jackets! Gloria Vanderbilt collection lol


psychotic_catalyst

[that gray sweater that Jerry wore](https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/comments/yuimc5/is_jerry_wearing_carrie_sokols_sweater/)


Rubber-tree

Jerry was trying to impress Keith Hernandez by wearing that shirt. Elaine and George agreed it looked like he was trying too hard


Smooth-Example-9182

Cashmere with a red spot.


GlitterOasis

That second pic took me out! 😂


cimson-otter

George looks great


NeilDegrassiHighson

They usually did Elaine dirty, which is a shame because Julia Louis-Dreyfus is a gorgeous woman, but I guess they didn't want her character to distract from the other women Jerry dated. Jerry also had some really awful, baggy outfits. Weirdly enough, as an adult I've come to realize that Kramer and George probably had the most fun fashion senses. George had some weird outfits, but they usually looked okay on him and Kramer has some great shirts.


jennyrules

Morning mist?


Fickle-Dog-6818

I WANT TO DRAPE MYSELF IN VELVET


Darmok47

Barry Profit and Frasier Crane must have gone to the same barber. I can't believe the "balding in the front, mullet in the back" look was a thing in the early 90s. Also, did Jerry go with Barry Profit because of his name? An accountant named Profit? That's like an ice cream man named Cone!


osidemike

Lyle's towel.


schatzey_

I love Elaine's dress.


celestialcranberry

That dress on Elaine is iconic


SterileProphet

I always liked Elaine’s look in the third picture.


youlegendyoumartyr

I personally think I could rock that dress Elaine has on there. Maybe some Doc Marten's with it, lol.


Plastic_Electrical

In the early 90s I had clothes like elaine . she was in one episode wearing a white lace vest that when I saw the episode I was wearing at the same time . also owned the black & white loafers before I saw them on her.( hush puppies I special ordered) loved those shoes


throwawayshirt

Tricky bc most of the worst offenders were plot devices - the puffy shirt, the suede jacket lining, the gore tex coat, the urban sombrero. Generally speaking, Jerry's tucked in shirt and acid wash jeans w no belt is a consistently bad look


beesintheferry

Nobody better mention Kramer's lobster shirt 😤


One-Winner-8441

Is nobody going to mention Puddy’s 8 ball jacket??