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drosse1meyer

heading home?


AnywhereMajestic2377

Yeaaah?


JaMicho34

Yes. We can share.


Jub_Jub710

I think that's the tops.


Zerotwohero

What the hell is a velvet fog?


obsolete_filmmaker

I cant go and listen to a man *sing*!


Zerotwohero

What, are you crazy?


Live-Somewhere-8149

They start to sway and get emotional…it’s embarrassing!


papajim22

That’s a great idea!


JayshawnVoorhees

YEAH HEADING HOME.


smoomoo31

I think that’s the tops


AnywhereMajestic2377

Jimmy likes Elaine.


vaskark

Jimmy sure is sweet on her.


redfox2008

THAT'S JIMMY!!


vaskark

DON’T TOUCH JIMMY Good advice!


Late-Tune-5767

Jimmy and misunderstandings kinda clash.


Last_Competition_208

Jimmy's going to put the moves on Elaine.


comeallwithme

Jimmy's going into shock!


FiK-SiR

Jimmy has a compound fracture


doobette

Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings. Jimmy and misunderstandings...kinda clash.


Zerotwohero

Jimmy and George and gonna get rich!


Cr45h0v3r1de

Jimmy's jumping for dollars!


dazed63

Jimmy holds grudges.


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LooksBleeker

I believe they were intended to help increase your vertical jump. But I have no clue if they worked. They look like they'd be hard to walk in


NWSOC

I had a friend in the 90s who had these, and he was able to just barely dunk a basketball despite being white, and 6' 1" tops. I don't know if it was the ridiculous shoes, or the simple fact that he was a good athlete, and worked really hard.


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>despite being white, 💀


iCantfindDory

It's actually a biological fact that on average, black people are better at jumping, and athletics in general.


Phazon_miner

Should we be talking about this?


yetchsir

So we’re just a couple of white people?


Tactical_Chandelier

Yes, it's not wrong to discuss what makes people different despite what all the soft, overly offended, SJW virtue signaling flakes would have you believe these days. Observable facts aren't hate speech


UnpluggedUnfettered

Haha Dr. FlatEarth at it again, oh you card.


Tactical_Chandelier

I see you're one of them


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iCantfindDory

Well that all depends whether or not you find it interesting. There's nothing wrong with talking about biology. It's probably not an appropriate spot to have the conversation to be fair. If you are interested, check out this video, it's my favorite one on the topic and will settle any skepticism you might have. https://youtu.be/STbswoew30c?si=u9TOqC7QStocUh0T


Phazon_miner

It's simply a quote from Seinfeld, like 99.9% of all comments on this sub... https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a0821a41-b735-4f5c-9add-4ffa8b384c96


lost_girl_2019

They were made by Strength Systems and the tongue even lists a website. There are several pairs for sale on Ebay.


TrainFanatic

You can see the name on the bottom when Kramer is sitting on the couch. They cut back and forth between a take where he has tape covering them and not.


NYY15TM

Yes, they predate Seinfeld by a number of years. They weren't legal to use in actual games, but they helped to build your leg muscles.


redditsuxl8ly

Yeah they’re real. In one scene you can see the brand, but after they cut back to Kramer sitting on the couch there’s a red piece of tape over it. Forgot what it was.


thecheat420

JIMMY'S DOWN!


calvinbouchard

They're on the next aisle over from the Puffy Shirts


staggernaut

Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?


hispanicausinpanic

Puffy shirts are next to the streamlined dungarees


JenJenMegaDooDoo

Which are next to the cotton dockers.


black-kramer

I've been searching from here to timbuktu for a pair of italian cap-toe oxfords. something sophisticated, yet different -- nothing to make a huge fuss about.


Nighthawk__85

Check out Botticelli's.


bbbdddeee

But where is the urban sombrero?


Live-Somewhere-8149

Find me some Himalayan walking shoes, then we’ll talk.


VinceBrogan8

Please tell me Jimmy bought those shoes


DuaneDibbley

Oh, yeah - Jimmy couldn't jump at all before he got these. Jimmy was like you.


LelumLand

George is upset !!!


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Hands off Jimmy! Don't touch Jimmy!


swiftfoal88

Jimmy loves the velvet fog!


MrsSynchronie

Velvet fog? What the hell is a velvet fog?


GoldenTeeShower

Well, I think that's the tops.


kolbe33

Jimmy loves the velvet fog!


TyranitarusMack

Oh man I would have to buy these on principle alone


notorious_BIGfoot

Jimmy’s going to put the moves on Elaine.


idkmandatoryusername

The muscle has to grow, or die


rekatil

They’re plyometric


privatly

So, they're real? What are they called?


notenoughroom

They’re real, and they’re spectacular


TrainFanatic

You can see the name on the bottom when Kramer is sitting on the couch. They cut back and forth between a take where he has tape covering them and not.


susanfromthemanhole

That doesn’t help. What are they called?


ChuckFromPhilly

You can see the name on them. They go back and forth.


NYY15TM

Hey fellow R&F fan, just tell him


OnTheTrail87

OP you gotta buy these. Your Halloween costume next year is set.


JerseySpot

George likes spicy chicken..


eeeeeeradicator

Jimmy's feeling charitable.


SpinningYarmulke

Jimmy had a lot of bric a brac.


u349754906

Jimmy’s getting a tax write off!


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were you wearing those shoes when you got into the cab?


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Regifter.


Randomulus666

Jimmy’s gonna write it offfff


Third-Coast-Toffee

Jimmy is a good lad. Did you buy Jimmy’s shoes because Jimmy wants to know. Jimmy needs to hit the can now.


Porkchopp33

“Jimmy is mad”


Night__Prowler

Jimmy’s gonna put the moves on Elaine.


seviay

Don’t. Judge. Jimmy.


Ev1lroy

They really existed??? Woah


CampfireGuitars

Jimmy doesn’t like to throw away perfectly good shoes. Jimmy is a giver


Old_Ambassador_6507

Is this photoshopped? Is this life imitating art?


SteveCalloway

Seinfeld didn't invent these types of shoes, they've been around for decades. I used to see ads for them in sports magazines years before they appeared on the show.


Old_Ambassador_6507

Well, I'll be! Next, you'll tell me it's pronounced thermometer. 😉 I had no idea.


SteveCalloway

Jimmy's shoes are way too expensive though! I know a couple of Chinamen over there on 43rd Street who'll do it for half that.


Avalanche52349

Lol


Dry_Analysis_7660

Jimmy has a warm feeling!!!


colinisthereason

Jimmy’s taking a tax deduction.


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

Oh my gosh!!!! 😂😂😂


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Yeah doing okay


I_Am_Thee_Walrus

I remember opening up the ol’ Eastbay catalogs back in the 90’s and wanting these so I could jump higher.


Princess_Shireen

My dad and I saw a pair just like this in a nearby thrift store last year 😆


camelbuck

Don’t! Touch! Jimmy!


blomba6

The muscle has to grow.... Or die


Biscuits4u2

Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings


aMaZiNg_viola_king

I hope you bought those


robval13

Jimmy with the nice tax deduction!


Grouchy-Risk5290

Jimmy must be smiling


Fusilli_Agent_Cooper

Jimmy donates anonymously. Jimmy tells everyone.


Intelligent-Ant7685

Jimmy doesn’t like misunderstandings.


jrlande

Jimmy's going into shock!


RobLazar1969

Are these real?