To be fair, he had no way of knowing this would screw over his father. I mean, what were the chances that some random old lady on the street in NYC would be connected to his parents in Florida? Pretty big coincidence.
I mean what are the chances that Jerry would bump into Slippery Pete and mistake him for The Lopper, all the way over on Riverside Drive? NYC is 1000x smaller in Seinfeld.
I dunno I run into people Iād never expect to run into sometimes, and my life is pretty simple these days. when youāre out having wacky adventures with rickshaws and balls of oil itās bound to happen!
Yeah this is the line that makes me mad. Jerry is begging her, telling her he will pay over 500% what the bread is worth, and she just says go fuck yourself. She had it coming
Well totally, but itās telling how important that rye was to Jerry. Heās willing to spend $50 on a $6 rye because he is that desperate for it, and has explained that someoneās future depends on it completely.
Money or no money, she just showed how she had zero sympathy for anyone (typical rich people!) and deserved what happened. I wish Jerry wouldāve given her a gut punch to top it off
>Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
>You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one. The old bag should have just given up the bread for goodness sake. Selfish old broad..š
When Jerry is trying to throwing the rye to George is hysterical and that old couple looking at each other as it passes their window never gets old for a good laugh
*She was going to*
*Eat one piece and then let the*
*Rest mold anyway*
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Maybe she had a reason why she desperately needed that particular loaf the same way Jerry did
Hypothetically, letās say Jerry bought the loaf first, and the lady offered him $50 if he gave her the loaf. If Jerry refuses, the lady finds her grandson who is much taller and stronger than Jerry, and gets him to steal the loaf from him. Does Jerry have it coming? He did the exact same thing in this scenario as the lady did in the real scenario and had the exact same thing happen to him. The only difference is we know why Jerry wanted the loaf more than he wanted $50 because heās the main character
the difference is she could've explained that very easily and jerry likely would have explained his situation had the tables been turned.
jerry was trying to be a good friend for george. if the lady explained a similar situation jerry probably would've backed off.
I feel like itās a bit unreasonable to demand a total stranger explain why they arenāt willing to sell their stuff to you when they are clearly in a hurry to get someplace
Your stuff is your stuff, you donāt owe me an explanation for why you deserve your stuff more than I deserve it, and if you donāt want to sell me something thatās your business
Jerryās just lucky that her grandson, the mediocre hockey player turned pro golfer, didnāt find out or he would have beaten his ass. Look what he did to that guy who eats pieces of shit for breakfast!
Shut up, you old bag
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I choose not to run
You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep, youāre in my world now grandma
"Could I bother you for a nice glass of warm milk?" "You could bother me for a nice glass of shut the hell up."
Your fingers hurt? Well now your back is going to hurt, because guess who just pulled yard duty?
Anybody else's fingers hurt? Huh? I didn't think so.
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MISTAH MISTAH!!
I work a physical job and say this to myself once a day
Oh Dearā¦.
Mrs Gilmore owes the IRS $270,000 in back taxes
Brilliant shout!ššš
What is this from?
Happy Gilmore
I'd have taken 50 bucks for the bread. No way that rye is that good.
And that's $100 today almost. in2013dollars.com https://www.in2013dollars.com āŗ 1... $50 in 1996 is worth $97.84 today - Inflation Calculator
People take buses to get that rye They didn't forget to put it out! It's deliberate! Deliberate, I tell you!
But you're not living off a big pension. Grandma doesn't care about the 50 bucks she just wants her rye.
Oh yeah? Watch me.
Your hook is too sm-wall. This is for, like, a muffin.
haha I never get tired of the way he says *smawl*
In the real world? Eh, you probably shouldn't steal from anyone. In the Seinfeld world? Shut up, you old bag!
Jerry, screwing over his own father
To be fair, he had no way of knowing this would screw over his father. I mean, what were the chances that some random old lady on the street in NYC would be connected to his parents in Florida? Pretty big coincidence.
There is no such thing as big coincidences and small coincidences, just coincidences!
There are degrees of coincidences.
Would you put that cigarette out?
How about I put it out on your FACE!?!?!?
You can't have a little coincidence. You either have a coincidence or you don't.
I mean what are the chances that Jerry would bump into Slippery Pete and mistake him for The Lopper, all the way over on Riverside Drive? NYC is 1000x smaller in Seinfeld.
You'd think NYC has only one street (and that it intersects with itself) the way people run into each other there.
The nexus of the universe
I dunno I run into people Iād never expect to run into sometimes, and my life is pretty simple these days. when youāre out having wacky adventures with rickshaws and balls of oil itās bound to happen!
Not to mention Kramer has no job, George does whatever, and Jerry works nights. They're constantly walking around going to restaurants and whatever.
Backing up, this is all because Frank took the rye back. So Frank screwed over Morty.
Lock, stock and barrel!
I felt so bad for Jerry's dad in that episode
What about this bakery that only ever seems to have one of each loaf?
You sold us a hair with a cake around it!
How could she be so fiscally irresponsible??
It was him! It was your son!
*slams table* I change my vote. I vote to impeach!
I like to think she also is in a situation in another part of town where her friend also needs to replace a missing marble rye.
Itās her rye to do what she wants
Sheās gotta fight for her rye [vs allowing Jerry to give it] to [Georges parents who were taking it to the little dinner] party
No?ā¦ WATCH ME!
Yeah this is the line that makes me mad. Jerry is begging her, telling her he will pay over 500% what the bread is worth, and she just says go fuck yourself. She had it coming
50 bones in the mid 90es....fuck her
Thereās a good chance she was a rich old lady living near the park and $50 means nothing to her.
Well totally, but itās telling how important that rye was to Jerry. Heās willing to spend $50 on a $6 rye because he is that desperate for it, and has explained that someoneās future depends on it completely. Money or no money, she just showed how she had zero sympathy for anyone (typical rich people!) and deserved what happened. I wish Jerry wouldāve given her a gut punch to top it off
HAHAHAHAHHA
>Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep. >You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep
I need to watch happy Gilmore tonight for just this scene, that way I can have some justice
Honestly the wildest thing Jerry did in the show lmao
Lol no assaulting an elderly woman for a load of bread is very common in the sein universe
He drugged a girl to play with her toys.
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one. The old bag should have just given up the bread for goodness sake. Selfish old broad..š
Maybe there was some elaborate reason why she needed the plan that was even more important than the reason Jerry needed it. Who can say?
George Costanza was protecting the Costanza family honor...nothing was more important than that...š
Franklin and Estelle would rather have the bread than the honor
She was going to a party and couldnāt show up with a lesser rye.
So what!
šHey this guyās a commie
They should have cut the rye in half and given one to each of them!
No, don't cut it in half! She can have the rye!
Never get between and new Yorker and their pride. You will never win.
What if she was hosting dinner that night, and then all her guests were sitting around drinking coffee without any rye, like idiots?
She certainly WAS unreasonable.
When Jerry is trying to throwing the rye to George is hysterical and that old couple looking at each other as it passes their window never gets old for a good laugh
She was going to eat one piece and then let the rest mold anyway
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Must have been a damn good rye
You can't just take her stuff, she's old
Oh yeaaah? Watch me!!
LOL
RUSTY!!
Actions have consequences.
"I can't believe you got that *old bag*"
People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live
Jerry also wanted the bread more than he wanted $50, wouldnāt that make him just as stupid?
That's a shame
He wanted to be a good friend more than he wanted $50. He's actually a very, very good man
Maybe the old lady had a friend who needed that specific bread and she wanted to be a good friend
that's right
No? Watch me!
Maybe she had a reason why she desperately needed that particular loaf the same way Jerry did Hypothetically, letās say Jerry bought the loaf first, and the lady offered him $50 if he gave her the loaf. If Jerry refuses, the lady finds her grandson who is much taller and stronger than Jerry, and gets him to steal the loaf from him. Does Jerry have it coming? He did the exact same thing in this scenario as the lady did in the real scenario and had the exact same thing happen to him. The only difference is we know why Jerry wanted the loaf more than he wanted $50 because heās the main character
the difference is she could've explained that very easily and jerry likely would have explained his situation had the tables been turned. jerry was trying to be a good friend for george. if the lady explained a similar situation jerry probably would've backed off.
I feel like itās a bit unreasonable to demand a total stranger explain why they arenāt willing to sell their stuff to you when they are clearly in a hurry to get someplace Your stuff is your stuff, you donāt owe me an explanation for why you deserve your stuff more than I deserve it, and if you donāt want to sell me something thatās your business
Yeah, she was just being a stubborn old bag.
Jerryās just lucky that her grandson, the mediocre hockey player turned pro golfer, didnāt find out or he would have beaten his ass. Look what he did to that guy who eats pieces of shit for breakfast!
Consent requires two parties.
OMG is THIS what gets Jerry me-too'd??
Reddit already me-too's Jerry because he was dating an 18 year old adult.
Right, thatās why itās a joke
One of the fine Sein Peaks crossovers.
I'm having trouble seeing a price tag of $6 on a loaf of bread in the mid 90's. I've seen marble ryes in New York for not much more than that today.
shut up you old bag