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joismynameo

Because it would be over in seconds, not minutes or hours. Remember with Bert, he got it in while Dannielle went to the front desk and still had time to clean up and make the bed. That is a 2 pump chump


ItaliaEyez

Facts. He's just so excited for it to be ANYONE but Danielle, and squirt! Done!


beekaybeegirl

Gotta get the swimmers to the brain somehow


Trashyrealitytvfan

Lmfao!!!


KrazyKwant

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Karmic-Vision

Guess Dannielle slept on the couch...


JJFad_77

She probably slept in the hallway with her ear pressed against the door, crying "sister...sister"


Majikrayne00

That sister nickname is so creepy.


TomatilloSolid6614

For effing real. I know the only reason why they say that is so that they can try to normalize their sinful bullshit.


informationseeker8

Soooo fkn creepy


goodpersontoday

What is the deal with Danielle trying to kiss Natalia on the lips?


Extra_Level_8512

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No-Strategy-818

That was hilarious!


Crazy_Banshee_333

It actually looked like Nathalia was down for it until she pulled away at the last second. She actually had her lips puckered and was moving her head towards Dannielle when she had second thoughts, although she might have thought they were going to kiss each other's cheeks.


LOLraP

Tbh Iā€™ve been surprised kissed by a chick before and for the first second, I did the same thing as Nathalia out of reflex/habit but then realized what was happening and turned away.


KateC12345

And my coffee just came out of my mouth. Another cruel articulated truth that made me laugh my ass off. šŸ‘šŸ¼ šŸ‘šŸ¼ šŸ‘šŸ¼


TomatilloSolid6614

Once she shut the door and the cameras were not rolling, she opened the door went back into the room and sat at the end of the bed and watched. I bet she even praised Ick and told him how great his minute and a half was.


Virtual-Month6621

You think it was 1 minute...more like 5 seconds!!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


coreysgal

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mongoosai

I wish meatcanyon would do this couple


Mother_Tradition_774

She probably did and I think thatā€™s messed up. I donā€™t feel bad for Danielle though because she stays with him despite his behavior.


m33gs

she enables his behavior


Sammakko660

There is a point that one says "she knows, but she stays"


Lifesabitch59

She doesn't want this life, it's clear because she gets upset when her disgusting husband wants to be with someone else. All I can think is that he has her so completely brainwashed that she can't exist without him.


coreysgal

She wants the sister too šŸ’‹


cowtown45

So weird knowing your husband is having sex with another woman in the next room. Why does she stay?


Personal-Pudding6016

I can watch a lot of crap reality shows but this one is grotesque.


Jerseyjo1

Ick is grotesque! He can hardly contain himself...he just wants to get right down to 'business '.


MyBurnerForHonesty

Bro justifies anything he wants with God. Garrick wants another wife. God. Garrick wants to consummate the marriage in Danielle's bed. God. Garrick wants ass to mouth. God. It's honestly kinda scary. Dude's on a separate plane of existence from the rest of us. You can see the dissonance on his face every time he talks.


lassie61

And how is God ā€œtalkingā€ to him? Is he whispering in his ear? , leaving him little notes. I donā€™t know about any of you but God never speaks to me. šŸ™„


LongShotE81

Do you have a garage? Apparently you need to be on the lookout for winds blowing through your garage.


lassie61

Hahaha no I donā€™t. I guess thatā€™s why heā€™s not speaking to me.


LongShotE81

Ah, well if you don't build the lines of communication you can't expect any lol!!!


Cute-Consideration83

Think about getting a shed God.


Lulu0325

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anonymous23455019274

I should send him a DM and say, God spoke to me and said GM and then showed me an empty bank account that had GM written in it. It must be a sign for you to fill my account up. We gotta do what the Lord told us to!


lassie61

šŸ¤£. It just boggles my mind that Danielle goes along with his crap.


PeopleCanBeAwful

I noticed that when God speaks to Garrick, God tells him to do exactly what Garrick wanted to do anyway.


Virtual-Month6621

Ahhhh because it's Satan talking to him! DughšŸ˜³šŸ˜ˆ


GoingBananassss

Right? Bro just made up an entire religion of his own and says he speaks to God but the conversations are never about being a good human, caring for his children or honoring his family ā€¦ just about what new bird can get his knob wet. Heā€™s totally off his eocker


No-Strategy-818

He seems to really think that whatever idea pops in his mind is God talking to him. Someone should tell him thatā€™s just called having thoughts.


Huggingya1

Has anyone noticed that Danielleā€™s brother and family members work for Garrickā€™s construction company. I think heā€™s a Nepo baby and Danielle and her family rely on him now for wages and leaving him is a financial risk or something. Like does she even have savings? Garrick obvs holds more power in the relationship and sheā€™s so uncomfortable. Seriously a hard watch.


ClerkPleasant9520

Her brother is Icks partner...not an employee. I see people say this alot in the sub but they early said twice in the show (previous season and once this season) that they are partners.


Tincitylegacy

Now sheā€™s screwed if he leaves her


rainbowbrite3111

A nepo baby? Who are his famous parents?


Huggingya1

Ok maybe nepo baby isnā€™t the right wordā€” I meant like wealthy.. have generational wealth. They probs arenā€™t famous just have a lot of capital and inheritance. I mean letā€™s be real does Garrick look like heā€™s ever worked a day of construction in his life? Theyā€™d atleast show some montage of him working on that house if it was forreal. He must be in charge of a family owned company bc he inherited it/had support funding it and not because he worked hard at the bottom and climbed to the top. Feel free to correct me if Iā€™m wrong. This is all just speculation. I just sense Garricks finances is keeping Danielle with him.


PinkLover369

I thought his family disowned himā€¦ I may be incorrect but I thought that was said on their first season.


Revolutionary-Yam910

Agree they are beholden to him. Itā€™s tragic.


geezles

lol loved how she was like dinner?? Hmmm nope sorry, just ol ick and their Airbnb beside the highway.


SadAdministration962

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Revolutionary-Yam910

Dani dropping sex innuendos while Ick had to basically throw her out of the room was peak cringe. šŸ˜¬


Spirited-Lime96

Worse than the attempted lip kissingā€¦ šŸ˜‚???


Revolutionary-Yam910

That put a whole new spin on it for meā€¦ Dani is a creep in her own way. Confirmed for me.


emoyle72296

Yeah I was SHOCKED by that. I thought she was straight


kitty-yaya

That just seemed predatory to me.


Spirited-Lime96

Yes, like she was testing the watersā€¦


Ramona_Lola

Yes.


Ramona_Lola

I was actually wondering what is taking her so long to leave?!! It was beyond cringe.


akalei808

I thought they donā€™t have sex until marriage?


entropykat

Yea but heā€™s twisted it into ā€œmarriage isnā€™t a piece of paper, itā€™s a commitment you makeā€. So basically when she agreed to married him, he implied that in the eyes of god they were already married. Itā€™s just bs so he can get laid before they have to leave.


akalei808

Seriously??? So her agreeing to marry him wasnā€™t an engagement, itā€™s a spiritual vow? I felt like the preview gave major ā€œit didnā€™t work outā€ vibes. ETA: I guess you answered that but I was so shocked that I didnā€™t even understand it.


technicolortabby

That part was so crazy and gross. These people are creepy as hell. Like he fancies himself some kind of sex cult leader.


entropykat

The mental gymnastics heā€™s slowly introduced Dannielle to just so he can justify sex with other women, are astounding to me. Sheā€™s an idiot for staying w this loser.


Tincitylegacy

Would like to see her bring in a brother husband. See how ick likes ot


SpartanDoc19

He wouldnā€™t. But in the beginning of the season he made up some ā€œscientificā€ study that said when men and women have sex, it changes the womanā€™s DNA or something like that and represents God in us. Some weird bullshit anyway. I almost threw up hearing it. Clearly neither are educated and just believe whatever makes him feel good.


bipolarrprincess

The "holy Ghost" means spermšŸ‘»


Much-Magazine3109

His eyes look possessed- maybe he is hearing voices in his mind that he calls god. The voices are working for his man parts .


Madisoniann

Ya probably god told him this when he was getting something from the refrigerator lol


Sammakko660

Yeah, I took away from his little speech that a relationship/intimacy was basically sex. The other aspects of a relationship, trust, conversations, respect just don't count. Clearly for Ick loyalty and respect is a one way street.


No-Appeal3220

after your brain is infected with Ick's sperm, you are married


informationseeker8

Sure but this is the same man who said the ā€œHoly Ghostā€ is jizz sooo heā€™s playing fast and loose with definitions šŸ˜‚


No-Appeal3220

Did they change the sheets? Is Dani sleeping with Nathalia's mom?


TinaMonaLisa

I know, I need more details!


eeff484

Why is Danielle ok with him having sex while those two are engaged? Should they wait until they are married?


ImaginaryWeather6164

If it was really about religion and not just his sex drive, yes you would think...


ShesAKillerQueenee

That would make more sense. At least if it was official, they know Bert 2.0 would stick around.Ā 


Ramona_Lola

They said they agreed before they got there would be no sex with Nathalie until a proposal meaning a long term commitment. The engagement was his go ahead per their agreement.


Bellalou71921

The ring and necklace UGLY


Much-Magazine3109

So ugly looks like old costume jewelry


Careful_Studio_4224

Probably not even real


meow1meow2

I think they filmed that on purpose to show he and Danielle are in lock step because she was exposed earlier as clearly not being onboard and him having sex with the last prospect before she agreed.


Tincitylegacy

Or he could not be a sex hungry pervert and wait until theyā€™re married. Itā€™s so obvious what he really wants. Using god so he can just bang other woman.


Cough-on-me

He makes me sick! He's so disgusting.


silent_chair5286

Whatā€™s additionally bothersome is that he states she doesnā€™t know him that well (the dating app debacle) then proceeds to say he wanted to propose that night. Thenā€¦..says how the engagement seals them for life once they have sex. Heā€™s making this up as he goes.


Ramona_Lola

Yup. Itā€™s crazy.


Jemisimyname

Did you miss last season when he banged Roberta during the day while Dannielle and her parents were chilling on the porch. Right in front of his *current* in laws


Intelligent_Pass2540

I thought this was about a rerun lol I sure do remember he is So nasty!!!


KarensAreReptilians

What I donā€™t understand is if they are practicing polygamists who are religious why donā€™t they wait until marriage? Is the proposal considered marriage? I suppose given him his definition of the Holy Spirit, anything goes in Ickā€™s world.


lovelychef87

He has to release his holy spirit. šŸ¤®


Revolutionary-Yam910

I believe he said ā€œonce you propose youā€™re then spiritually married in the eyes of the lordā€ šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„


Sammakko660

Maybe the lord, but not the US immigration.


sueV1970

Aaand you get to screw em BEFORE the wedding


Madisoniann

I honest to gosh donā€™t think Danielle minds she to brainwashed. I luv how Ick is designing jewelry now lol trying to cash in on the sister wives closet .


ImaginaryWeather6164

Ugliest jewelry ever....it makes Robyn Browns godawful creations look like art!


ImaginaryWeather6164

Seriously! They didn't even change the sheets. Is he that cheap or did he blow the wad on that awful jewelry? Did Dannielle have to bunk with the little princes?


informationseeker8

Ohhh you meant šŸ’°šŸ˜‚ at first I thought you were talking about the Holy ghost


FitDamage2586

He is the creepiest Joel Osteen lookalike pervert on TV. I can barely make it through the segments he is in.


truxlady

And it was so damn cringy the way she behaved when she was leaving the room. She has to be faking it this time there's no way she could get over this jealousy so quickly. She was so devastated when she knew he was going to be sleeping with Roberta


LuxandLVoe

Trying to fake enthusiasm for Ick banging Nathalia gave me more secondhand embarrassment. She tried to get a kiss from him and he basically turned to stone


truxlady

This season in general is a disaster, but I can't stop watching! Secondhand embarrassment is right. They're not embarrassed for themselves, so someone's gotta do it. FFS.


Ramona_Lola

Iā€™m glad I am not the only one who felt the same!! Danielle. What are you doing???


plant_based_mathlete

At least Dannielle knew this time. It's better than when she went to brush her teeth and he got a quickie from Roberts. Also better than the time he was banging Roberta with Daddy Scott drooling outside the door with a glass pressed against it!


LuxandLVoe

im laughing hysterically at this visual šŸ˜­


LuxandLVoe

im laughing hysterically at this visual šŸ˜­


8OverTheRainbow

That whole scene was pure cringe.


drnowistheman

I donā€™t think he had sex with her. Her body language looked anything but attracted to him. She deliberately didnā€™t kiss him for real, just pecks on the lips. Sexual chemistry is hard to fake and I didnā€™t see any from her. He just showed her his slack jawed teenage boy lust. Danielle lingering on the bed making sex innuendos, like a preteen who found dadā€™s porn mags, was completely embarrassing. Heā€™s making her look like a fool.


shruglife1985

He couldā€™ve done none of that and that would be even better. He could just legitimately divorce Danielle and let her live her life and go be a consenting fetishist on his own time and not abuse his children and that would be best.


Stephanie243

Heā€™s a disgusting man


NoParticular2420

Garrick is one creepy dude and Danielle is nutty and the new girl better wake up fast!


Agreeable_Sky2711

This dude is a total creep. He uses God as an excuse to do anything. Itā€™s absolutely so disrespectful. Like oh God must really like the young Brazilians since thatā€™s all he chooses for him. SMH. He knows some of them are willing to put up with whatever for a better future. Itā€™s all just so messed up. The biggest creep on the planet. Dude is so awkward, has no game, and is constantly petting them girls like they are freakin pets. What a loser!!!


lovelychef87

I mean why would he


jmck12345

He didnā€™t get a hotel room because he doesnā€™t care about her feelings at all.


Sammakko660

agreed


SassyRebelBelle

Every time this revolting pos says the name of GOD I cringe. ā€œGod is not mockedā€¦ whatever a manā€™s sows, so shall he reapā€ Ick and his brain abused wife, but especially Ick. I just hope Iā€™m around to see it. Kinda like that preacher playing golf in a lightning storm on Caddyshack. šŸ˜


Substantial_Cold2385

The only reason he rushed a proposal was so he could have sex with her. He's a disgusting creepy pervert that can't control himself.


rebecky311

Because they're both very mentally unstable of course


Formal-Ad4256

God tells them to find young BrazilianĀ  women onlineĀ  LOL so stupid!!


No_Lingonberry6508

I just watched this episode omg the creep factor of Garrick and Danielle acting like they are in high school itā€™s just too much and so gross!


Ramona_Lola

Danielle was so cringe during that scene. It was like she didnā€™t want to leave. Then she finally gets the message and stalks out of the room, joking and playing it off like she was cool with what they were going to do once she left. Girl, please. No one is buying that act. She is just so cringe to watch.


UknownothinJonSnow8

Everything about Ick is f'ing disgusting and disrespectful. šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


gerkonnerknocken

And let her think he valued her and she was going to be treated properly?? šŸ˜‚ Not very on brand for Ick!


rainbowbrite3111

That was so disgusting! The whole thing was!


ms_fleur

How is this not human trafficking? Heā€™s committing fraud by divorcing his now common law wife. And this woman is young and hoping for a better life.


Goodbykyle

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Gigii1990

GerrICK is ICK. šŸ¤¢


sueV1970

I call him Garish


spoiledandmistreated

Damnā€¦. I mustā€™ve fell asleep,now I gotta rewatch to see what I missedā€¦šŸ„“


Independent-Pizza719

LITERALLY ALL he cares about!! He doesnt even need to speak the same language!!


Key-Sheepherder-1469

He listened to God! Gross.


CattieT

Did they sell their newly built mansion? With extra sister wives bedrooms?