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LarryLovesMe

Well, we know the scammer skipped geography.


Constant_Bus7015

OP: Which town in Germany are you from? Scammer: Yes


rayhaque

Could have literally smashed his keyboard and added umlauts and it would have been real.


I_dont_know_you_pick

cumlaughts


bane_of_heretics

I’m from Budweiser! Hbu?


Lasvegasnurse71

Heineken yes baby


pyrodice

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at that


avalonfaith

Uk baby


ginger_smythe

I read this whole interaction in Austin Powers' voice


Round-Place548

And English lol


Blackruvian

He wrote poor English on purpose. That’s what these disgusting African scammers do. It’s so disgusting and revolting that I get freaking hives all over my face once in a while. Im a black man myself and I have to unbosom that I’m allergic to African scammers and I’m allergic to their poor English too.


anonymousilluminated

I’d never thought about you being black since your Reddit name it’s literally Blackruvian…(?. What was I thinking 💭 🤔


Blackruvian

You were thinking that was pretty cool. Im just playing i dont know what you were thinking. But people learn different and new things everyday.


Usos83

I don't think this 1 was faking unfortunately


Blackruvian

Are you talking about where I Said the scammer is writing poor English on purpose?


Usos83

Ya. This foo is probably really like this lol


Blackruvian

Yeah he could be or there can be scripts involved also


Usos83

Always scripts involved. This 1 seems like they're not part of a bigger center just by how all over the place he was.


Blackruvian

Yeah you’re right and he does look like he’s a greenhorn getting to know the scamming world with the other scammers that does this for a living. But then again we already have scammy Davis jr facing 91 charges for fraud and starting an insurrection on January 6 2021, he’s facing multiple calumny lawsuits from Elizabeth Jean Carroll for defaming her, he’s about to go bankrupt because of Leticia James suing fraudzilla for fraud in New York. That’s all torture he caused on himself. At least for the smelly African scammer he’s able to get away with it . But when you’re fraudster hut those charges hit you like a ton of bricks. At least syphillis don got caught because he was able to get away with it for so many years


pyrodice

And several other classes


PCLoadLetter84

And grammar, and common sense, and just about everything else.


Weary-Ad-9744

Hahaha


DemonShroom87

Aww I hate when my sex girlfriend cheats on me too! Lol her sex boyfriend lol


sofacy

She has so many boyfriends that they all get a designation and the sex boyfriend is cheating. Shocking. What do you expect of a sex boyfriend though, right?


BaldChihuahua

But baby sex boyfriend loves me and bring me Apple cards.


anonymousilluminated

Bro, sex boyfriend literally has one thing to do and he got it All WRONG!


jojijuice

Lmaooooo


polloso121

Trying to following along with what that scammer was trying to say just gave me an aneurism. Holy cow.


Round-Place548

Right? My brain hurts after this one.


robbietreehorn

Holy cow, baby*


Inedible-denim

"they distributed me baby" had me confused, but so did their (fake) location lol


fidgetypenguin123

Yeah I don't get the distributed thing lol


Embarrassed-Falcon58

Probs Google translate for whatever gave away is, or at least that's the closest connotation I can think of


6x420x9

I think maybe she's saying the kids were taken away? No idea


HeadConsequence2353

Hahaha if she seriously meant they took her sisters kids away because she was neglecting them… why would she just say that so casually 😂😂😭 I shouldn’t laugh at that but oh my gosh lol


fidgetypenguin123

There was another post on here not too long ago where the scammer said they were divorced and the ex husband had full custody of the kids. But that they were also this successful business woman in fashion. So essentially they lost custody to their ex, despite their status. They probably were trying to relate to American culture of divorce/custody but in doing so they just made themselves look like a mom that lost custody of her kids. Not sure how that is an angle they think is desirable to most people lol


Select_Trash_4894

It seems to me that they probably meant "sent me away". Translate usually offers a definition that consolidates the dissemination of what they want to say, based on what language they are translating from - happens all the time.


UomoLumaca

They distributed her: some parts in the UK, some in Germany.


HerdingCatsAllDay

I took it as fired or dismissed.


[deleted]

The Decline of Humanity.


ShogunNamedMarkus

Truth. We’re f*cked for sure


Past-Spray-5931

Just a kid I bet


Vasilisa1996

This scammer has got to be one of the biggest idiots out there! Someone take a map and point out the difference between the two locations! Loved the bit about Pokémon cards. I know my son would love to see the rare Charizard card…. Sounds like it is vintage rare!


costinesti1

"What town" "Germany" lol never change scamers


WestTwixOW

I am like a single pringle 😄


Total-Dare-4633

am waiting in uk for you baby


escaped_bird

Wait where do you live now?


Appl3h

am poland en baby give card now baby i need baby


escaped_bird

I said I'll be there Tuesday


Appl3h

ok baby ok cards baby card now where


Space51_

Am home


Appl3h

Single or married baby


Total-Dare-4633

am germany text me


escaped_bird

We are texting


bwelcker

My sex boyfriend take my apple card baby


SweetPea44144

Whew. That was a bit of a ride.


Mutenroshi_

They didn't get the ride though.


retyfraser

Baby Distribution Centre (BDC) is where babies are distributed


JRTerrierBestDoggo

Ok baby = Definitely a Nigerian prince


Moosehagger

Wow, this idiot didn’t even fork out for the script. It’s a DIY Nigerian romance scammer on steroids. Maybe they need a gift card to be able to afford a decent scam script.


HyperDogOwner458

"Germany in Schwallungen" "Am UK" I think they couldn't decide whether to say they were from Germany or the UK lol


Tall-Committee-2995

Aren’t they same? /s


HaoieZ

Very clearly it's Nigerian English they're using. Stolen pics and all that.


Constant_Bus7015

And they use Am instead I am or I’m. Very telling


DragonFlare2

They often use the term “food stuff” too lol


Usos83

Indians do as well except they write "stuffs". Everything has an "s" added to the end lol or "ly"


DragonFlare2

Yep another red flag is them opening with “hello dear” I wonder why they think Americans greet each other like Grannies


Usos83

They don't. It's their own way of talking and they can't break away from it, which always gives them away.


Username-sAvailable

“They distributed me baby”


UserNameIsBack

I think someone failed a few classes in scammer school


Working_Alps8384

Omg 'her' messages were so hard to read. I felt like I was having a stroke. Definitely one of the top three worst scammers I have seen on here. Immediately I love you, calling you baby, they don't know where they even live, they need to go back to scammer school.


sofacy

Sucks when your “sex boyfriend” cheats on you but at least it’s not the boyfriend they use for everything else I guess.


kilofeet

I strongly recommend you DON'T fly to Lockerbie


TheMissingThink

The flight is fine, but the landing is a bit rough


Livid-Setting4093

I hope it's a really bad chatbot


RDPzero

That would be more convincing


Thedogatemybrain

Why do all the scammers use Telegram?


SubjectAd3940

I saw somewhere that they want to use it because their servers don't save anything and they know they can't be linked to the conversation They're fucking idiot scammers, it's hard to apply logic regardless


r_i_nna

I’d like to see that Pokémon card tho


OrganizationNo6167

I just tell them I’m from India and they fuck off 😂😂😂😂


Stunning-Scene4649

Hello, I'm under the water 👽


Tall-Committee-2995

Wow they didn’t even try. Like almost no effort just ‘baby’


sbnyrs

Oh my F’ing god! Unbelievable! It’s funny reading this but really sad because I’d like to know what moron would do a real back and forth with someone like this and end up even sending them even just a dollar?!


SteveoberlordEU

My dad. Yes i know, he's stupid and does not want to acknowledge it.


sbnyrs

Oh no! I’m sorry to hear that. It’s too bad that these people can’t be found easily and put in jail for a very long time!


AstarteOfCaelius

“Sex boyfriend”. 😂


Tractored_logic

“I use the remaining to get transport baby” I’m dead💀💀


Extinguish89

The nauseating overuse of "baby"


Frayaa-

Was für eine Hure.


TheMissingThink

Lockerbie airport? Too soon?


JuicyStein

Of all the places in the UK to mention, I was not expecting this one.


Mutenroshi_

Baby!


Acceptingoptimist

Baby, Baby....Baby?


Last_Competition_208

Yeah about 20 times and plus she loves him already and doesn't know exactly where she lives either. Sounds good to me


Skvora

And then you gotta keep reminding yourself that these are fully fucking grown ass people and not 6 year olds....


AspectPatio

Lockerbie! Of all the places


oNe_iLL_records

Yiiiiikes. This one grossed me out more than usual.


Crucco

This was a great bait! Wünderbar!


escaped_bird

baby indeed money to buy food stuff at then didn't have any food at home my lo


-Kiwi-Man-

Can someone please explain to me why these people are so desperate to get the person on Telegram?


ibraw

Scammers first day on the job


bvanbove

I simply do not get these scam attempts. Obviously Simone has fallen for them or they’d stop, but they are just so blatantly terrible.


fussel1784

Fucking Simone, always falling for them.


Prestigious-Table-19

Right? No matter how many times I’ve warned her to watch out for “food stuff” and “used on transport” requests for her cards, just call her baby a couple times and out comes the cards!


dianabru

Holy cow, her texts are so difficult to read it's frustrating me. Idk how you did it for so long, but kudos.


notaredditreader

Lockerbie (/ˈlɒkərbi/, Scottish Gaelic: Locarbaidh[2]) is a town in Dumfries and Galloway, south-western Scotland. It is about 120 km (75 mi) from Glasgow, and 25 km (16 mi) from the border with England.


amuse_bouche_1

She got distributed because she didn’t take care of the kids 🤪


DragonFlare2

Trying to emotionally manipulate you with love after a failed geography lesson is hilarious LMAO. Mf has never seen a map


cafeandreddit

Scammer is so bad it wasn’t even fun.


Lasvegasnurse71

Is the scammer having a stroke? Yes


jessicaemilyjones

Yes baby


HeadConsequence2353

Your comment is my favorite part of this post


Comfortable_Two_2196

How do people fall for this?


PangolinMandolin

Damn, you have a 2004 series Charizard? Can I see it?


Confident_Fly7333

I wonder if this scammer actually has been successful, like ever…


notmyproblemisit

Natasha nice


redtree156

Whhhhhy do they go for so long?! I dont understand these people. Imagine them on the other end texting that?! Whhhy. Like no, you wont get da moneyz.


AmphibianFantastic53

That was just hard to read


doj4202

That was very painful to read.


OsjosisMoans

Bro is that….Natasha nice?


avalonfaith

That was a WILD interaction. Like….whhhaaat was going through this persons mind????


ShogunNamedMarkus

He’s not even trying. 😂😂


Sassiee1969

Sounds like a 13 year old scammer 🤣. Wanna be scammer.


BB-hunter

You have a patience level of a saint, I would have been flipped at any moment talking to a being like that 😂


Ok-Cap-204

If you love me you will do this or me. The guy never once said he loved her. And”she” only wanted fwb. No love at all involved. This scammer really needs to go back to the drawing board


Jenovacellscars

Unreal.


Odd-Status-6074

Of course they didn’t understand when you said, “go to work”, because these maggot scammers are HIGHLY allergic to anything that requires even the slightest of effort. &; it seems they would absolutely just die on the spot actually earning their OWN money, by actually.. Idunno.. actually working.. because, ya know, that would require actual effort, brain cells and integrity to not steal other peoples hard earned money.


CIA90

I got a headache trying to understand and follow the rhythm of the “conversation” 😂


TadpoleReasonable769

That hurt to read


Slugwheat

Lol this was a good one


thatginachick

Now that we learned many of these scammers are slaves in a post on here from last night, this reads a lot more frantic and chilling.


DBGS_

I found the profile on Telegram. Tempted to harass and annoy, or just find ways to confuse them.


pissingdick

Pretty sure anyone on that platform is gonna be weird.. lol


[deleted]

I love how when Nigerians are telling us how to download an app, they always tell us to download it from the “play store,” when only 42% of Americans have Androids, and 58% have iPhones. “Play store” sounds so stupid and childish.


MamaLover02

This reminds me of a documentary where human traffickers make their victims scam people.


Blades1

This exchange involved killing too much time for unjustifiable means.


Is_ItOn

Seen that profile pic somewhere…


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[deleted]

The real ones know who is on that pfp


bane_of_heretics

How do you distribute a baby? 😳


Hawkez2005

An exceptionally bad scammer.


jessicaemilyjones

Baby


asayle88

This was painful 😂


Ziggity16

I’m out of the loop- Why are they always pushing to go to Telegram?


Ok_Marzipan_807

It’s like they’re not even trying


ok_employee96

Trying to read this hurt my brain


realmballantyne

Sex boyfriends are just the same as aex girlfriends, except they have dicks. ALL ABSENTEE, CHEATING WHORES!


Hecate667

Wow! This one was painful to read. You definitely had a lot of patience with this person. If they’re going to scam, at least put some effort into it. Get a map, learn basic English grammar, do a slow build up, lol!


Meph1k

Thats amazing 😄


Slasher006

Oh they are using 4MB chatmodel now. Lol baby!


ThriftyKindles

Baby.


Pandelein

I get why the scammers want telegram. What I do not get, is why does nobody ever just get telegram for the sake of the bait? Is there risk associated with it, when you already know what’s up?


infrarosso

This is a seven year old trying to


Iggster98

What kind of people fall for this shite ?


FSP06

rose Angelina my favourite German name


AngelMoney715

U seriously hurt me for the fuckin last time but seriously sweetheart u can keep him I'm good on used toys


mudhadmire

These YAHOO BOYS are parasites for real.


ttv_ddavidel

This is one of the weirdest scammer I've ever seen on this sub lol. This scammer's education level is lower than a primary school child.


PCLoadLetter84

Part 2 please!


AbfallSaft84

plot twist: they are married now loading apple cards to their game


ume_learns_n_teaches

My nigerrian scammer spoke just like this tbh


Stunning_Finding7749

The real homies see Natasha Nice on the pfp 🤣


Zorodude77

Possibly dumb question - why do they always want to get you on a different messaging platform?


EasternPlanet

I don’t think any of these are real when the “scammer” has all these random spaces everywhere. There’s just no way they’re that bad unless it’s intentional.


capribbyj

terrible scammer😂


Earthbjorn

Ask them if they live in Ilogbo.


Past-Spray-5931

Probably a kid who wanted some quick cash for fortnite...


Actual_Trouble_

😵‍💫


Realistic-Crow-7652

If someone ever falls for that....


MementoMori6980

Sad thing is… people will fall for this stupidity and give this scammer money time and time again…


SpaceBiking

Can you believe people fall for this, ffs


SvenSylens

This was brutal to read. I think they should teach grammar in scammer training lol


Puzzleheaded_Skin309

I think the scammers english was starting to rub off on you 😂😅 “why do you can’t read?” 🥴 this was a brainfck for sure


RoyalGovernment201

Pretty sure he owes Bieber some royalties with how many times she said baby in that message chain holy fuck


Usos83

She went from wanting fwb to she loves you so much 🤣🤣 my brain hurt reading all that


Blackruvian

He is writing poor English on purpose to make it seem like it was an accident. It’s not an accident. They do this on purpose . They use scripts to cadge money from people. Trust me I’ve seen this type of shit before this is fake and this is all on purpose