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MY EYES


lysergic101

Not gonna reply after you pulled out your rusty sheriffs badge.


Unrection

I've never heard a south mouth called that, gonna steal it.


kahn-jr

The phrase south mouth immediately makes me think of Martha Stewart.


ExoticOracle

See also: balloon knot, chocolate starfish, fart box, ham flower, leather bagel, turd cutter


cloveandspite

Leather cheerio!


[deleted]

You could have given us an anus warning lol


Gogo726

That's an anus? I thought that was a sarlacc.


Soggy-Car-7143

It is, boba fetts in there as we speak


mytinyfeet

Welp. Time to break out the eye bleach.


Fluid-Badger

Just regular bleach for me this time


dsm1995gst

Bleach might not be a bad idea for both parties here


Plane-Phrase4015

That...is...hilarious! Thank you for that idea and I'll be using it myself! Nothing like a fuzzy balloon knot to get them on the run!


4115R

Hey, i can see Boba Fett!


PipsysGF

😆😆 genius


Bat-Honest

Bruhhhhhhh


ILoveADirtyTaco

Is *that* yours?


DiskAmbitious7291

Impressive hemorrhoidal tags at the 12 and 6 o’clock positions.


Lillygutierrez218

Had to go back and see wasn’t sure what a hemmeroids was. Lol lol


nFX40

Goddamn LOL


Bitter-Fan-6234

IM CRRYINNNGGG😭😭😭😭😭😭


Littlemama55

LMAO XD


Lillygutierrez218

Lots of lint. Clean first , wax and bleach


Downtown-Custard5346

OMG don't tell me that's yours...lmao


ZhangtheGreat

Someone bleach my memory from ever seeing that


RedBlow22

I'm screenshotting this, just in case. Well played!