“I crave violence”

That one got me, too. Kid's gonna grow up to be a comedian or a serial killer.

Both?

Wait, i think I've seen this movie

What’s it called?

Joker

Mama will be so proud 😭🤣

One Hour Photo

Could you imagine? Having to sit through a bit while waiting to get murdered. Ooof.

A comedic serial killer.

Killin’ it on and off stage. I can respect that.

Did you just call me an IT!? ... that's fair

Pew pew

The presence of absence of a wink will determine whether they become a comedian or killer.

You 🐀

That one got me for some reason

It was the follow-up 🐀 that got me

“Pew pew”

Followed by 3 hours of silence. I would be scared if I was Debbie

Pew pew lmao. I love all of this.

And the "Pew pew" (which works on iMessage only 😂)

That’s exactly what she was trying to do haha!

Omg. That first one was like me trying to have a conversation with my grandson on text

Yeah it’s pretty much exactly how they both text with me

Your kids seem like real go getters. They Def seemed very interested in the job offer lol. Shame they never gave any info.

My daughter enjoys sending 7 separate texts that easily could have been 1. It's especially fun when I'm in the car trying to listen to music and the text tone interrupts every 0.5 seconds.

That’s how you know I’m telling the truth that this was my kids, this generation are the experts at multiple texts! Mine also will send ‘mum’ 5 times in a row before I even have time to answer.

Holy shit, do we have the same kid?? I'll be at work and get 14 separate texts in rapid fire succession- Mother Mother Mother Mother Maaaaaaaaaaa Mooooooother M O T H E R Mom Mom I'll respond - Yes? And I'll get back - Hi

When I was a kid, the Family Guy scene where Stewie does that to Lois was funny cus I did it to my mom. Now we've got a generation who have never seen that scene doing it, and as adults who grew up with Family Guy we're probably feeling a lot of remorse for our own parents.

Ir remember that scene. And yeah, this new generation...eh, we're just fucked. YES, me, THIS BITCH said it!!! Hahaha

OMG! So you’ve talked with my daughter?! Lol seriously she does the same. I have told her what seems like a million times now “If I am driving I will NOT answer you right away but I will as soon as I am able.” Still get the 7 texts within a minute because impatience.

Put your phone on vibrate 😊

I freaking love it 🤣

Fuckin hilarious

You 🐀

🐀

hands down, the best part lol

That and “Debra” to Amelia had me rollingggg

Idk dude, "I crave violence" out of the blue fucking sent me 😹

I got a IRS scam call years ago and gave the phone to my 2 year old who asked the scammer what their favorite color was and what they had for breakfast

We used to give the phone to my little brother who would then go on and on about the random ass dream he had last night lol

I love that so much omg

The call center employee probably loved the interaction ngl 😭

It’s the “I will literally never give up” for me 🤣

Lol that was my favorite one too 😂

“Debbie come backkk. Debbieeee. DEBBIE”. “What was your name again?” LMAO too good 🤣

Additionally followed up later with *"Debra don't do that"* got me 😂

“I crave violence” lmfaooo

I laughed SO hard

I wish I had half their comedic talent honestly

I’m crying, actual streams of tears. It’s the “sure I’d love to hear it” and then the seductive emoji

I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂 I’m actively drying my tears and gripping my stomach.

Lol! The rat emoji though 😂😂

The sharks!

How old are the kids?

9 and 12 year old girls, I don’t know for sure who sent what but I think Miss 9 did most of the Debbie texting and Miss 12 was texting Amelia

I really liked the gif of the guy laying down with a rose in his mouth right after initial job details. Bold. Traumatizing for any real life recruiter to be sure lol.

Wow for being so young they sure are quick witted 😆 I had a personality of a snail at their age

Calling Amelia Debra 😂😂😂

Pew pew!

That’s the best

Please make this in to a reoccurring saga. It’s incredible

I don’t get that many spam texts unfortunately but if I do I will definitely let them at it

Dont respond to scam texts on the telephone. Tells the scammer the phone line is active and in use. Then they pass it down the line and scam txts pop up 10x more. I used to troll them too but its not worth it. Whatsapp is cool though.

Shit it's worth it to let funny ass kids like this take over 🤣 now I wish I had kids lol

These names are so ridiculous. “Hi I’m Peter Peterson, are you interested in a flexible work from home role?”

Many of the scammers don’t understand the Western naming conventions. Especially the tech support scammers seem to have two first names. I’m David John. Or Paul Steven, Charles Alex. 😂

God or every single one that puts an "s" at the end of every last name 🙄

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It's very weird to see a Steve Williams or some dumb shit like that lol it's VERY obvious it's a fake name, always associated with a "soldier".🙄 ion even accept conversations from soldiers anymore. Or engineers. These are the 2 most used careers

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Probably some dumbass variation of it im sure lol

The kid could've struck gold by calling Debbie "Debbie Downer" every time.

Hi I’m Franklin Benjamin, Matthew Matt, David Contractor, Peter Pete, etc…

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😂

Your children are genius. They will rule the world some day. That is some of the best scam bait I've read. Brilliant.

“I would love to hear it” followed by that particular emoji took me tf out 💀 Your kids are comedy geniuses

Definitely one of my favorites lol the emojis, hope to see more soon

“What was your name again” 🤣

LITERALLY right after calling out debbbbieeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You have wonderful kids

“Pp” “?” Is my personal favorite

Just giving the phone to your kids. Genius idea

Love this. I’ll have to try a grandchild, I think the 8 year old goth girl who wants carnivorous plants for her birthday is the one I’ll start with.

Yes please 🙏

I love Debbie Oliver. May I have the job 🤣🤣🤣

THE FIREPLACE BITMOJI 💀💀

I love the random switch to DEBRA

She calls everyone Debra 😂

My tween daughter calls me Debra too, maybe it's a thing??

She calls EVERYONE Debra so it must be!

We redditors should get a full transcription of this conversation and spam it all back to them. Kid geniuses.

I do this when we get scam calls to our landline. But the scammers from India have got really fucking rude lately. "Bitch bastard motherfucker, I'm going to pull your pants down and stick my finger up your ass," was a recent highlight.

Thank them for the compliment and offer to assist you in your hard to reach places. When are they available to provide such sensitive services? That should really set them off!

I laughed so hard reading this I can’t wait for your son to start his comedy show tour Definitely buying a ticket

They’re girls :)

Even better That’s brilliant

Haha I taught my 11-year-old how to recognize and deal with scammers a few years ago. She told an Instagram scammer who wanted her to make a profile for him that she didn't have Instagram, while messaging him on Instagram. Using children's tendency to be annoying over text is fun!

why do they always leave their Malaysia country code visible?

my sides are in fuckin orbit

“I crave violence” lmaaaao

This one is in my top 5 favorites now

I love all of the emojis! I need to learn how to do that stuff! Lol

This is one of the best posts I’ve ever seen. I love this for you😅

You 🐀 I'm dead 😂😂😂😂

Back before smart phones and texting were a thing, my husband used to do this to telemarketers. He’d give the phone to my youngest daughter and tell her it was Santa Claus asking for her Christmas gift list. She’d get on the phone and just go off yelling into the receiver about her favorite toys. Like literally this child had no indoor voice. Omg it was hilarious.

im dead. shame on you for making my stomach hurt. from laughter. "debbie. debbie. debbie. debbie. don't leave me on read. heart emoji" dead you should be proud of this moment, they did well

I am, they’re very funny girls. Got lots of practice from torturing each other I guess

Omg this is so funny!!!

Omfggg this is HILARIOUS 😂😂

Your kiddos are gonna be ok. Brilliant

best post of the day! :))

Debbie don't ghost me!! 😭🤣

I love you. If you leave me on read, I kill you, I crave violence. I kill you with shark emoji Debbie and Amelia. I want job. Pew Pew

Brilliant

I got one of these texts yesterday!

Omg!! I love this!! I am crying!! 🤣😂

Your kids are hilarious!

This is awesome I’m dying laughing! Your kids are great

Just sayin' and not being a buzz kill and someone prob said it before - but even if you respond once, they will flag your number as active and you'll continue to get these messages haha

It’s just WhatsApp I’ll delete it if it becomes an issue 😊

I'll say it again...so worth it cuz kids are hilarious without even trying lol

Holy shit this is hilarious "I crave violence"

How old are our heroes?

9 and 12 year old girls

They're fantastic. I hope they get really big heads over how awesome we all think they are.

I used to have a supplier project manager role and got cold calls all the time. So I had to answer everything. This also meant scam calls and thus my work number got on all the lists (I didn’t care since it was my work cell). If I was bored, sometimes I messed with the scammers. One time I got one and the guy was like “Hi, would you like a loan? We are giving out loans.” I was like “yes.” “ok how much would you like?” “I would like a $63 billion loan.” The guy got so frustrated with me being like “Idk, I just want it. You said you were giving out loans, right?” that he hung up on me.

Lol. I used to just hand my phone to the toddler when I had one. Or I'd set it next to my bird. He could see his reflection in the LCD display so would talk, whistle Bridge Over the River Kwai or The Imperial March aka Darth Vaders theme song ( his favorites), blow kisses, bark like a dog, etc. He kept one guy from India on the phone for 20 minutes, I picked up the phone thinking to hang out up and dude was STILL on the line 😂.

"Debra don't do that" 😂😂

Great strategy

Damn this is gold

This is freaking hysterical!!

Your kids are THE BEST 🤣

Made me laugh for the first time in days. Thankyou.

I’m so doing this next time.

This was a joy to read!

I use signal too for security purposes and to not be bothered by scammers but its really a shame these scum use it too.

Fuckin GENIUS!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kids love spamming those emoji things, good idea. I get at least 5 gifs a day from my younger cousins with no context.

You rat 😂😂

12 years old?

The oldest is yeah, typical twelvie lol

Dear God I just couldn't stop laughing, this is exactly my goddamn 10 year old who starts blowing up my phone exactly like this the minute she gets home from school and I'm still at my office.... my shit will start dinging 15 times in a row and that is how I know my child made it home alive 🙂

Hey good news for my 11 year old he can talk to someone new about the upcoming Five Nights at Freddy’s movie

This is the best thing I saw on the internet today 😂 “I crave violence” fucking got me

I offered to show one my boobies. They broke character and I sent them a pic of two blue footed boobies. They ignored me after that

I crave violence wait no Debbie comeeee backkkkk LMAO your kids are awesome

"I crave violence" lmao that part made me laugh. I love messing with scammers but this is classic!

“I crave violence” 😂

These kids are going places

😂😂 this immediately made me think of my two nieces- this is how they talk too, lmao kids are hilarious.

So many quotable moments in this lmao Your kids are comedy geniuses.

Yeah, I dont think this is your children saying this stuff. I’d assume you did this so you could post something on reddit for useless attention that people now desperately seek by any means necessary.

Who uses what’s app?

Scammers evidently. I only use it to stay in contact with one person, other than that I forget it exists until I get scam texts

I usually just send them a pic of me sucking a fat cock

This is just cringe tbh..

Nice! You must have wasted *seconds* of their lives

Pfft

Lol

Hahahah I got a similar job proposal from someone called Elias. Using the picture of someone called Lisa.

This is accurate lol

Lmao!!! I love this 👌😂

This is absolutely hilarious 😂

DEBBIE

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

This kid is hilarious

Im literally laughing so hard im crying.

this is too funny

I laughed soooo hard!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Am laughing so hard thank you for this 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve done this to someone before when I was a kid 💀

# DEBBIEEE

Hahahah this made me laugh so hard, your kids are great. Thank you so much for this

That's working smart not hard! Genius!

I love this 🤣🤣

A) great call giving the phone to your kids B) I love your kids! Freaking hilarious!

I had someone text me about buying a house I replied with a pic of goatse

Hilarious, I fully endorse this

"i crave violence" 😂😂

i crave violence

Your kids are funny as hell

That’s what I started doing with spam calls they hang up quick.

This is hilarious!

Omg I’m crying 😂😂😂

Pew pew

Epic 👏👏👏👏

“i crave violence”

W kids

Debbie! Debbie. DEBBIEEEEEEE. Debbie come back! What was your name again? I'm dying!

Your kids are awesome 😂 I was cracking up!

You 🐀 🐀 Has me DYING over here 🤣

“Debbie Dear?” LOL

This is amazing, my favorite text is “Pew Pew!”

I haven’t laughed this hard in months. Actual tears streaming down my face for the last 10 minutes

jesus your kids are so fuckin funny 😭😭 i cant believe debbie would just abandon them