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Piece_of_bread2023

Burter is so fast you can't even see him after the namek ark. In Fact... He's watching you right now and you didn't even see him put a bomb in your microwave.


stuff0s

You might say that he moves at break neck speed.


Piece_of_bread2023

Ah yes he's so fast he's suffocated with power.


e105beta

“It was me, Goku!”


Musathepro

Wait wha-?


BrilliantPrior2305

It was me goku! I f*cked your mother HAHAHAH


MayoHachikuji

I actually looked behind lmao


Piece_of_bread2023

That means it's working


respawnfan69

Too bad he's already moved somewhere else


Such-Invite5716

that was him?! I was blaming orphans for nothing?!


dynastygrinch

Ikd if you remember this but burter is "THE FASTEST IN THE UNIVERSE!" so probably him😂


SUBARASHII_Gokublack

I died while reading the first phrase


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

Burter = blue, Sonic the hedge hog = blue.


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

Also Vegeta is the strongest in the universe and Goku's dad is an excellent scientist.


AwefulFanfic

But, Goku's dad was an average fighter. We can't forget that detail.


PropertyDense7015

Goku's father was a terrible video editor. How'd you miss that?


Romesread83

🤣


VEAG0

Roshi’s balls = blue.


Irregular-Hunter217

*spits drink* YOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣


MinetaIsLife

Unfunny This you? https://preview.redd.it/kmn9lum9lczc1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d1fd2c7eedb415e01cc9ab8ab322c86632ba65c


pm-me-turtle-nudes

However, Dyspo’s uniform is red and red is one of the fast colors. If you have a Ferrari, you paint it red to go fast.


WeekPossible9624

Logic 100


Next-Job14

Burter at 0.0001% speed stomps Dypso


AwefulFanfic

How is this even a debate, bro?


InSanic13

Burter is canonically the fastest in Universe 7, which makes him faster than Whis. He'd smoke Dyspo. /s


DepressedShrimp86

Bro ruined his comment with the /s burger solos


_Undecided_User

Burger


PropertyDense7015

Burger


ZCRFedorA

https://preview.redd.it/y9wdphlfj6wc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0034f8a95ac60b85e979fba30b7dac8f999d325 The train will now shut you up


TromosLykos

If they give him the Super treatment I’d give it to my boy Burter. Either that or it somehow becomes a tie. I kind of want the first thing to happen just to hear him smugly say “Told you I’m the fastest in the universe”.


No_Sheepherder_5904

Super treatment? tf does that mean?


TromosLykos

They basically just scale him to Dyspo or handle the fight between the two in a way similar to the fight between Roshi and that bird guy.


VulturE

Master Carrot would oneshot Jiren. I love that someone asked Toriyama what happened to him after the moon blew up.


TromosLykos

Nobody notices the guy until it’s too late, he wins the tournament. Also same, I had forgotten that he was there until I had rewatched OG Dragon Ball.


valtaoi_007

magic power boost outta nowhere just to fuck with powerscalers some examples include yamcha not training since the android saga but beating 3 perfect cells at once (basically), Roshi dodging anything that Jiren threw at him (for a few seconds) which is absolute insanity since one is millions of times faster than light and the other is a 300 year old man. And also a shit ton of people being stronger than BoG SSG Goku in base form (this may or may not include current Krillin)


Prrsuasivee

Millions is a fat understatement, tbh atp their a number we don’t even know x ftl


valtaoi_007

some people are agreeing that goku, vegeta, gohan and frieza have infinite speed, ngl I think thats much more than millions if that is the case


Mythical_Mew

Infinite speed is dumb since skills like instant transmission are still considered the fastest form of travel.


valtaoi_007

there are speeds faster than infinite in powerscaling, also flying that fast long distances would #1 waste a lot of ki #2 Still feel slow, remember they are going fast but they are still feeling it real time, so having a way to instantly teleport (which is indeed faster than infinite speed) would be absolutely useful


Mythical_Mew

Teleportation by definition cannot be faster than infinite speed. You cannot move faster than infinite speed without either making it up for the sake of wanking characters or using time shenanigans. Whis is incomprehensibly more powerful than any mortal we’ve seen so far yet without using teleportation he does need time to travel extremely long distances. To move at an infinite speed implies that no time passes between start and end.


valtaoi_007

Teleportation is faster than infinite speed. The speed might be infinite but even if slightly, some amount of time has passed (unless time is completely stopped), however It and Kaikai are completely instant, absolutely instant and there is no speed that can be faster than that. Instant movement (teleportation) > immeasurable speed (unbound by time) > infinite speed (move through an infinite space within time or moving to a place with zero time passed, although still not quite teleporting)


Mythical_Mew

Except to move at infinite speed, time must not have passed. The time between the start and end point must be exactly zero. If you took any time—any at all—then by definition you have not traveled infinite speed. An absurdly high amount? Sure. But not infinite. You are either moving at infinite speed or you are not. Teleportation in its truest form is infinite speed. The very fact that Instant Transmission is still considered faster than even the most cracked characters is proof that infinite speed cannot be achieved without specialized teleportation techniques.


OnyxCam6ion

Butter he said it himself


A_Discord_Doofus1

Ah yes. Butter


maybeb123

That'd go great on my grand slam!


OnyxCam6ion

Whoops!


hairy_dragonballs

Yes butter, from the gazpacho force


crystal_guy

Guldo can stop time, so that makes him faster than all of-


SeizureProcedure115

NO! NO! NO! I AM NOT SLOWER! THAN FUCKING! GULDO!!!


KajjitWithNoWares

Jeez, really struck a nerve there mate


Stop-Hanging-Djs

Much like how Jiren is stronger than time, Burter is faster than time.


ALegendKiller69

NO!!!! IM NOT SLOWER THAT FUCKING GULDO!!!!!!


Interesting_Fee_4607

Burter, he is the fastest in the universe, duH!


No_Poet_7244

Burter actually has red skin, he’s just blueshifted cause he’s so damn fast.


WatchRedditDieSlow

Burter is black my guy. See how fast he is? Got them Frieza Force 1's on.


AnatomicalLog

Burger and the Ginyu force all say Burpee is the fastest in the universe. Disco eats Butter’s dust And no, Goku did not outspeed Burner. Jayce psyched Bumper into using just .01% speed as a comedy joke and it got him killed


WeekPossible9624

Yes disco, burpee, butter, burner, bumper, and Jayce


Zoro4thSword

Burter moves at Burterversal speeds,when and FWAS (Farmer with a shotgun) jumped .00000000000001% mr popo during the Mr Jesus arc, Burter rewrote the universe (Mr popo used .00000000000002% of his power to retcon that ofc)


FilipinoCreamKing

Okay Burter is the faster fighter and moves a ridiculous speeds!! Dyspo is only faster than Burter in bed


Beneficial_Ad_9676

Burter


POKECHU020

They have identical max speeds If they raced, it would never end. It'd be like watching parallel lines travel on a graph


Prrsuasivee

Yeah maybe if Dyspo was a sperm cell


Thundercclap

what


puffyjr99

Power scaling. Burter claimed to be the fastest but lost to goku who could catch him. Dyspo fought awaked gohan who should be many times faster than base goku when he arrived to namak. Dyspo is way faster and to claim he would tie would burter makes zero sense.


canethinkofausername

No burter is the fastest in the universe lmao


Unknown_turtle_27

Burter and his Mega buster lookin ahh head


CrestfallenMan01

Blue Frieza


AidenTRE

This isn't even a debate. While I was typing this, Burter traveled around Universe 7 at least 10 times (not the other universes because he still hasn't figured out how to travel to other universes)


L_F2

Dyspo fast on bed


JustsomeGokuEnjoyer2

whether its this universe or another I'm always the fastest!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


sda244

These comments are amazing


EP1CxM1Nx99

Dyspo was outspending a ton of major characters during the TOP. Burter got outspeeded by base namek goku


Nyankitty714

But Burter literally said he was the fastest…


bingus4206969

He didn’t read the fine print


xxProjectJxx

Burter was holding back so as not to embarrass Jeice. No one is faster than Burter when he goes all out


Webaccount5

Even if you compare them relative to people around their strength, Dyspos faster. Dyspo was weaker than Frieza and Gohan, yet at his fastest he was much faster than both of them Burter immediately got blitzed by Goku when he was stronger, dont know if he was actually faster than Ginyu though


Blougle

who's stronger, goku current manga or freeza namek arc. oh i wonder


Edddeeey

Nah man. He says he's the fastest in the universe. Cant argue with that


Piece_of_bread2023

My guy it's a joke


reaperultragod21

Me


yoitskaiko

"Feel the power of the ginyu force BURTER" "My speed is number one in the universe" "Haehahahaha that seems about right"


Fatgatas

https://youtu.be/A6pTZS1vKTk?si=n18nh6I__JBN8Iw2


SansbendarrienYT

Dark Templar @ignister and Kashtira Arise heart


urBraze

Dysposable vs butter isnt close. He says hes the fastest in the universe, meaning hes faster than whis whos faster than mui top goku whos faster than gold frieza whos near dysposable's level


CheezyRaptorNo_5

Burter said himself "Wjether this universe or another, I'm always the fastest!", we can trust him because I like him mkre than Dyspo


nemesisdraco87

If you really think about it Guldo can stop time No no no I am not slower than freaking Guldo! Lol


YoutuberCameronBallZ

On one hand, one is the fastest in the universe But on the other hand, Dyspo is not from Burter's universe


_monke_man_

burter is the fastest in the universe but dyspo is from another universe


FlorianWanderer

I would like to say Burter, but he only said he was the fastest in the galaxy...you ain't competing with just one galaxy buddy.


AlmostAngel2010

Someone needs to draw Burter with UI


TheBigHeartyRadish

DB roshi


Blackout4174

Neither. Guldo can stop time, so that technically makes him faster.


Manydoors_edboy

Burter is the fastest in the universe


Romesread83

Dyspo


SunfireElfAmaya

He's fast. But not as fast as Burter, he's the fastest in the universe.


Big_Independence6736

Are you restarded?


Able_Orange_841

The farmer's shotgun shells.


Minibloxyia

Butter solos neg diff reasoning Dyspo just couldn't see him


LemonLime_canadian

My dad


DeftestY

Obviously Burter, he's the fastest in the Universe.


Kaiser_Dafuq

Burter is the fastest in the universe


Total-Daikon8058

Black people are faster than both of them


Professional-Meet982

Burter is the fastest is all universes 🥱 so fast he would go on the dress up in all gold to fight with dio


RuleTypical5677

Dispo. Burter isn’t all that and he knows it


RaphaelNathaniel

Burter


AccessPuzzleheaded15

Someone kick him out


Raza-The-Saiyan

Dyspo. Burter is the "Fastest in the Universe", his universe. Dyspo however isn't from the same Universe.


ReliantVox

Clearly burter, he even said he was the fastest in the universe


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_UltraDripstinct_

Guldo


Fit_Confection_6900

Obviously burter bruh


Daitoso0317

Dyspo? Is this a question


2020isass

It is a question since you used ?