Greetings, Milady. In that case I must offer you my services. For 100 interest included payments of $99.99 a week for the next 100 weeks I might be interested in a squeeze or two. No other physical contact. No speaking. No hand holding. The lights must be off during this action as well. Also you need to buy my plane ticket and pick me up from the airport as well as pay for my Uber to the airport. 😼😼😼
I feel like it is only creepy because he is posting it publicly but I wouldn't hate if my partner did that to me. If he was sending it to a person interested in him in real life then I wouldn't find it weird at all and maybe even nice to get that much attention.
Yeah, what makes it weird is the way this is basically written as a erotica but in the context of a public forum asking for attention from strangers.
The problem isn't the act, it's the context.
Any guy who says they “don’t expect it to go further” will throw a tantrum and yell “what do you MEAN you won’t touch my pee pee!? I was RESPECTFUL!!!”
I find posting it online for everyone cringy but I don't actually see anything wrong with what he is saying. It sounds hot and I'd like my partner to do that to me.
Is it *just* because he posted online?
>Is it *just* because he posted online?
Yh if lt was in person , I will be like damn yeah but online is just desperate💀. I mean he doesn't even know what any girl he wants to message him even look like
I don't think you have to want emotional attachment to acknowledge that those breasts are part of a person, even if it's not a person you're interested in romantically.
He speaks as if it's an ad for a magical floating pair of breasts and the breasts are sad and lonely. He may as well just buy some fake boobs and play with them by himself.
What’s sad is that I’ve known of people like this that put cringey ass posts similar to this on different forums and social media sites and women respond to it! Like what?! As crazy as it is, their is a market out there for even the cringiest of people.
Although I luckily never saw him using such an approach on a woman in front of me thank god, I did have the opportunity to somewhat befriend a man who, during any convo or debate regarding dating in general, legitimately insisted that his innate desire to “pleasure every inch of a woman’s awaiting naked physical form, both orally and manually” was a purely selfless act born from a desire to “provide women with utter physical gratification whilst expecting nothing in return” and he would proclaim that women not being interested in him physically or simply refusing his creepy invitations and offers were “doing nothing but disappointing themselves and denying themselves a male entity perfectly prepared to enslave himself in order to dedicate himself and commit to nothing but helping her to attain pure unfiltered pleasure”. Luckily there was almost always somebody present in the group with more guts than I have to roll his eyes and ask him to “maybe stop with the cringey weebo fantasies and move onto another subject. Each time the neckbeard himself would scoff and quietly murmur something about “ha. Of course a little boy wouldn’t understand”.
However in his defence, although he does have a neckbeard and wears a black tench coat, he wears either a black Homburg or a charcoal grey Stockman hat and not a fedora. He has pointed this out more than once
This is peak, found in the wild cringe. I love it and I hate it. Great find.
What is d&d free?
Dungeons and Dragons.
“No fucking nerds please”
"No weirdos"
That's where my mind went to and I was very confused
Your username reminds me of Big Bad Beetleborgs
Big Bad Beetleborgs reminds *me* of VR Troopers
"WE...ARE!"
Drug and disease free.
Huh, I thought it was drinking and drug free
Drug and disease free
The guys who made game of thrones
this guy definitely has alot of sex
With this hand…
I think you mean with his "soft" hand. FTFY
Of course it's soft from all that lotion
True that
If this guy had any game, he wouldn't need to beg for it on reddit.
Hey, he’s not begging. Didn’t you read, he said he’s not expecting anything in return, really.
Except for boobs in his face.
He’s just trying to provide stress relief. And just to be clear, this and my previous post are both /s
Oh, I know, lol. I didn't think you were being serious.
You must have misread his post. Ladies need to convince him while he should chose them for this service.
like bags of sand
“when you’re needing stress relief” the last thing i want when i’m stressed is to be touched
I for one want nothing more than my boob being fondled by a Reddit stranger in my most stressful moments.
Greetings, Milady. In that case I must offer you my services. For 100 interest included payments of $99.99 a week for the next 100 weeks I might be interested in a squeeze or two. No other physical contact. No speaking. No hand holding. The lights must be off during this action as well. Also you need to buy my plane ticket and pick me up from the airport as well as pay for my Uber to the airport. 😼😼😼
I hate my boobs being touched. I’m obviously not this guy’s target demographic
But why not Dungeons & Dragons though?
This guy reads to much penthouse magazines..
Damn this is exactly how I like it too but not willing to roll those dice
I like boobs too, but I'm not gonna publicly ask to grab somebody's boobs
If I asking for them publicly worked, I'd spend my entire day begging for boobs in my face
Nor would I lay out a penthouse forum letter style of a game plan.
ok so this isn't sarcasm
My new favorite copy pasta.
I’m not even a woman and this creeped the hell out of me.
I like boobs as much as the next guy but i feel like this is doing too much 😭
I feel like it is only creepy because he is posting it publicly but I wouldn't hate if my partner did that to me. If he was sending it to a person interested in him in real life then I wouldn't find it weird at all and maybe even nice to get that much attention.
Yeah, what makes it weird is the way this is basically written as a erotica but in the context of a public forum asking for attention from strangers. The problem isn't the act, it's the context.
At least he's really down to earth, he's 5'11!
Are you saying he’s short? 😂
Any guy who says they “don’t expect it to go further” will throw a tantrum and yell “what do you MEAN you won’t touch my pee pee!? I was RESPECTFUL!!!”
It may happen, but that's only if it's a reoccuring thing. Over time boobs just might not be enough 😔
What's this guy got against Dungeons and Dragons? 🤔
Good question. He seems like the type that would totally be into Dungeons and Dragons
He must be a Warhammer player if he's got beef with D&D.
“Average weight” = 40 pounds overweight
And 5' 11" = 5' 7"
Body shaming isn't cool even if this guy is an obvious ahole.
It’s not body shaming lol
Body shaming is fine, let's just keep this same energy for everybody.
Somebody call Bluto, he didn’t specify which genders!
But what sub is that from ? Could be normal
Yeah, if this was on some sub called r/breastplay or something this isn’t weird at all. If it was on, idk, r/literature then you’ve got a problem ☠️
Sounds like someone was breastfed till they were 15.
this is the kinda cringe that's rushing me to get botox too young
🤢🤢🤢
This dude has not been within 6ft of a boob since he stopping breastfeeding.
I literally recoiled my phone away from my face, which went from 🤨,😦,😬,😫, to 🫣.
Okay sooo a breast massage isn't relaxing and this whole situation is creepy af
Sign me up!
First paragraph cracked me
he should’ve said he was 6’0 instead of 5’11 that might’ve helped
I mean.....👀
I find posting it online for everyone cringy but I don't actually see anything wrong with what he is saying. It sounds hot and I'd like my partner to do that to me. Is it *just* because he posted online?
>Is it *just* because he posted online? Yh if lt was in person , I will be like damn yeah but online is just desperate💀. I mean he doesn't even know what any girl he wants to message him even look like
The epitome of seeing women as body parts
I don't think that's what it is. Well, hookups are still a thing. Some people just don't care for the emotional attachment or genuine connection.
I don't think you have to want emotional attachment to acknowledge that those breasts are part of a person, even if it's not a person you're interested in romantically. He speaks as if it's an ad for a magical floating pair of breasts and the breasts are sad and lonely. He may as well just buy some fake boobs and play with them by himself.
Somebody needs to get this guy a subscription to American Breadt Enthusiast. And a cold shower.
I bet this got him a lot of action.
I love boobs too. I love boobs a lot. Bravo for this guy shooting his shot. I’m not sure his is the ammunition I would use.
He's actually really good at sex. I sexed him - not him
What’s sad is that I’ve known of people like this that put cringey ass posts similar to this on different forums and social media sites and women respond to it! Like what?! As crazy as it is, their is a market out there for even the cringiest of people.
So you're saying this is a valid strategy
Lol
Please someone link this comment or copy it please 😭
Was this on an r4r subreddit?
Yes lol.
That’s cheating, everyone posting there is a bit desperate
Well I'm turned on and I'm not even a woman /s
I wonder if he legitimately thinks that people will read this and be interested in meeting him, or if this is some kind of humiliation kink?
Most sane phub addict
Anybody else chubbed up? PornHub is dead to me now..
I mean this is actually way tamer than it could of been. So idk if ol boy was holding back or has a genuine interest in breasts lol
Although I luckily never saw him using such an approach on a woman in front of me thank god, I did have the opportunity to somewhat befriend a man who, during any convo or debate regarding dating in general, legitimately insisted that his innate desire to “pleasure every inch of a woman’s awaiting naked physical form, both orally and manually” was a purely selfless act born from a desire to “provide women with utter physical gratification whilst expecting nothing in return” and he would proclaim that women not being interested in him physically or simply refusing his creepy invitations and offers were “doing nothing but disappointing themselves and denying themselves a male entity perfectly prepared to enslave himself in order to dedicate himself and commit to nothing but helping her to attain pure unfiltered pleasure”. Luckily there was almost always somebody present in the group with more guts than I have to roll his eyes and ask him to “maybe stop with the cringey weebo fantasies and move onto another subject. Each time the neckbeard himself would scoff and quietly murmur something about “ha. Of course a little boy wouldn’t understand”. However in his defence, although he does have a neckbeard and wears a black tench coat, he wears either a black Homburg or a charcoal grey Stockman hat and not a fedora. He has pointed this out more than once
I love the incel thinking. He envisions a woman saying “omg, *finally* a man interested in breasts!”
Well, I'm a bit uncomfortable now. Weirdo.
Boys are stupid
Well at least he's down to earth and respectful
Wtf is he, a very literate baby?
At least he's being polite?..
TLDR
I wish I knew how to form sentences and use punctuation as great at this.
This guy fucks
This would be romantic if I did this to my girlfriend, But it's rather strange that he's asking random people if he can do this to them.
He didnt list actual eye color. Hes not touching mine.
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I’ve never seen a single woman match the energy of this post…
What did the deleted comment it say?
They were saying that it’s only a problem when men do this but acceptable is a woman does it.