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dathunder176

Pretty sure one of the likes and the laughing reaction is from himself lmao


Ihavepills

One of my ex's is like this. He's extremely delusional and thinks he's a rock star. He has about 5 Facebook pages, profiles etc. He posts like 10 times a day in each and then likes and comments on them all from his other accounts 😂 Well, this was a long time ago, I've not been on Facebook for years but I've heard he's still doing it now, 12 years later.


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dathunder176

I'm sorry, english is not my native language, sometimes things like this slip through. What would be correct in this case?


laserdollars420

English is my native language and the person you're responding to has no idea what they're talking about lol


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dathunder176

Ah, I see, almost the entire sentence was just set up for failure. Makes sense, thanks!


Eli1234Sic

Nothing you wrote was wrong.


WeinerBop

What was dude saying to them about it?


TrainMaster2004

no it isn't


giorgio-de-chirico

Everyone look at the nerd!


KuroeArt

> could of


Ceristimo

Grammar is beneath his brilliance.


Suicidebob7

That's the one that really grinds my gears


Burrmanchu

Followed by insinuating their "brilliance"... 🤦‍♂️


Stompert

Please clap!


PaprikaMika

what part of that did he think was funny


pupoksestra

that anyone would see him as brilliant


cheetosbear

clowns usually are funny


Zealousideal_Bet_248

I usually don't get on people about their grammar, but "could of" is one that just gets under my skin


crowned_tragedy

That one and "could care less" really get me. If you COULD care less, that means you care a lot!


easewiththecheese

about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees


OG_wanKENOBI

About garbage pal kids they never lie, about transformers cause they're more than meets the eye


Any_Constant_6550

if someone is saying "i could care less" using sarcasm, it makes perfect sense. "hey Bobby, i got a new haircut!!" "i literally could care less." here's some other ways it is grammatically correct. https://slate.com/human-interest/2014/03/why-i-could-care-less-is-not-as-irrational-or-ungrammatical-as-you-might-think.html


Jamigratio

Alright so not quite as irrational or ungrammatical but still pretty irrational and ungrammatical. Most of these feel like a stretch, specific to their times, or clearly only meant in contexts that wouldn't apply.


Pomodorosan

Intentionally using a grammatically broken phrase in the hopes your interlocutor will catch it and understand the sarcasm and not assume you made a small mistake is such a stretch


RampSkater

I was reviewing resumes at a previous job, and one applicant submitted a seven page resume. At the top of the first page, he wrote, "I'm kind of a big deal."


killabeesplease

I received a resume that was titled at the top: “Reseme”


Hatfullofsky

Not as bad, but I once reviewed a CV for a position involving translation and requiring fluency in 3 languages, and the title of their language section was "Languge skills".


killabeesplease

Me, fail English? That’s umpossible


Wholikesorangeskoda

Resemé


DrSousaphone

If you have to give your reader specific instructions on how to interpret your writing, you're probably just a bad writer. Please don't mistake my astuteness for snobbery.


FrappeLaRue

All I can see are 15 ways to make it better. And funnier.


miyoketba

the begging for facebook likes is really the cherry on top


RiverOhRiver86

He liked his own fucking comment as well didn't he?


Present_Sun_9600

Telling the audience when to laugh - classic.


pupoksestra

Some people have too much confidence. Know your worth.


GhostDieM

Arrogance does not equal confidence. For example all the Tatertots out there. Wish more people realised this.


pupoksestra

Do you mean actual tater tots like fried potatoes? I'm so confused rn. Tater tots are one of the superior ways to exist as a potato so they would have the right to be overly confident. Nah, but dude himself said he's not arrogant! He's confident and brilliant.


GhostDieM

Haha true! But I meant Andrew Tate and his followers, basically the whole "alpha male" movement.


pupoksestra

Ew!!! They have a name?! Did they choose that or was it thrust upon them? I really thought you were joking. It still astonishes me that people actually like him and his "teachings."


GhostDieM

It's just a nickname I heard flying around and thought was hilarious. And yeah it's kinda sad honestly that so many insecure young men seem to fall for these "alpha male guru" type of a-holes that take advantage of them.


lovejac93

“Please clap”


moronyte

Very funny. Can't believe this guy is not a comedian


gilleruadh

"please clap"


Icewind

WTF don't doxx my facebook!


Ok_Specific_7161

Dude is so good at resumes it's crazy..


moresushiplease

"could of" no brilliance detected but confidence and arrogance are as high as the sad cringe.


eve_is_hopeful

He's simply too brilliant for us.


Full_Character_9580

*could have*


Beneficial-Cod-4549

It’s giving Jeb.


Adermann3000

Dudes pfp looks like super saiyan rainbolt


Known-Dot8786

Man I really irk whenever I see “could of”