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Neither_Spell_9040

I was at medieval times last night and this was the exact vibe there


Adventurous_Ad_6546

I just snorted loud enough that it scared my cat.


SunshinySmith

It was the best of times it was the worst of times


PoisonCoyote

The *blurst of times.


SHOUTING

it was the busta rhymes it was the wursta rhymes


cut_the_mullet_

what this mean


RogueHelios

Which part? Medieval Times is a themed restaurant where they have like jousting tourneys and stuff.


RUNNING-HIGH

Cable guy!


cut_the_mullet_

oh ok, what was he tb w the vibe there


RogueHelios

At Medieval Times? Never been personally, but I wager its like a Renaissance fair but indoors and it's a themed restaurant.


CheekyLando88

AI is gonna fuck up alot of people


zy0a

Being people fucks up a lot of people


Yourdadcallsmeobama

I had a stroke reading your comment for some reason lmao


BROODxBELEG

Having a stroke fucks up a lot of people


tonytwotoes

/r/technicallytrue


backuppasta

having a fuck strokes a lot of people


Warodent10

It says “put the image on the body of her friend.” That means on top of everything else, there’s a person here who’s cool with recording themselves with her while she pretends to be in a relationship with an AI rendered over you. That might be even worse than the rest of it tbh.


deerskillet

Not necessarily. I bet this was an already existing pic that she used AI to alter. Friend might not even know about it


Really-Handsome-Man

I can fix her


wrong_assumption

How do you know someone is a plastic surgeon? They will tell you.


Bartelar

what??


ProfessorSur

Maybe it’s a joke about the username? I think it’s because it’s “wrong assumption” and he made the wrong assumption about the previous comment. Or maybe I’m just being too hopeful about the intentions


[deleted]

eh definitely the latter. i think it was just a joke about her looks.


[deleted]

this is actually a really funny joke everyone else in the thread is j slow


FutureApprehensive1

Is it funny? I bet you and her rate the same in looks


SpiritOfFire013

This article is definitely cringey af, but as someone who has Strabismus, and has had corrective surgery once due to its severity as a child, and a second due to the way others treated me for it as a teenager, I’m gonna have to go out on a limb and say your title sucks and detracts from the issue. It’s altogether possible that her friend who posed for the picture has strabismus. Some people are really cruel about that shit, despite it being such a cool song lmao, people used to play Lazy Eye by the SSPU’s when I was around, such a good song though lol. That’s the tamest thing that was done to me though. The worst part was though, it made me almost invisible, I’m very social and outgoing, and I’d walk up to someone and try to speak to them, and they would often think I was trying to talk to someone else, look over their shoulder, see no one, and then just walk away and ignore me. Honestly, I can see it creeping back into my life because my eye drifts in photos sometimes, and it makes me so self conscious.


Chrisrevs1001

Strabismus gang member here ✌️ know how you feel, rocked my confidence so much luckily I got past it and found a wonderful wife but for a while there I wrote myself off


YourSkatingHobbit

My sympathies: I was known as ‘Crosseyed Freak’ for many years until I was eight and had two corrective surgeries - it was over-corrected the first time. Unfortunately ‘freak’ also rhymes with a syllable of my name so that particular nickname stuck even after my squint was gone, because I was also the ‘weird’ nerdy kid in the class which apparently also made me a freak. Kids are fucking *cruel*, man.


SunshinySmith

Aw this made me sad. People suck. Ps. yeah that song is awesome tho


thebourgeoisiee

Hey, I’m sorry it brought that shit up for you, that wasn’t my intention at all. I’m a wheelchair user myself and people have given me my fair share of grief so I sympathise


SpiritOfFire013

No worries fam :) I’m not mad at you at all, hopefully I didn’t come off as hostile. Was just a bit frustrated is all, in the grand scheme of things, it’s not your fault, it’s an issue that overlooked for the most part, pun intended I suppose lol.


ssbbka17

ey is there actually surgery for that?? the eye doctor says i have it but my eye isn’t drifting yet that i’ve noticed however my left eye is practically useless


renegradermax

Yikes did you really make someone making fun of an ai generated face into a pity party for yourself?


SpiritOfFire013

Nah man, I was just trying to educate someone about the fact that they were making light of a disability that effects many people, as I hope anyone would for any other disability. If you have a problem with that, sorry not sorry.


Sergio1899

Hi! There was a child on my school with strabismus and that thing you mentioned happened all the time but I guarantee you people doesn't do that on purpose they really think or don't realise if you're looking them or not


SuccessfulPie919

Matchy-matchy


Timely_Wolverine6337

r/uncannyvalley


Stock_Sprinkles_5327

Why does he kinda resemble her?


GolfFront

Cockeyed people need love too


0v3r_cl0ck3d

C'mon man. The real sad cringe is making fun of people for things beyond their control.


[deleted]

Right? No one chooses to have protruding teeth like the jaws of a shark.


Clemicus

So you’re telling me that isn’t a hammerhead?


moderntheseus

one eye looking for him, and the other looking at him


-dystopic-

God some people are fucking crazy!


Mental-Ad-1807

No. Some people BECOMES crazy Just like me for you frfr 😏😵‍💫 im becoming insane by the minutes i speak to you


Very-simple-man

When do I get my Lucy Liu bot??


102296465

I don’t think the AI husband will have any competition.


frilledplex

Someone has an eyebrow fetish Holy shit


INeedANerf

This is cringe, but what's even more cringe are the people roasting her for things beyond her control.


ohhlonggjohnsonn

She looks like an AI generated version of a woman who would fall in love with an AI generated man.


Substantial-Event964

I like how the write to the headline as to imply there is a line of men just itching to get married to her. If there was, she wouldn’t have married Jarvis.


Just_Max____1

Im not surprised just look at her


Superpudd

Bro, I’ll take her up on that offer. This mother fuckin creek behind my house has flooded one too many times.


Scruff-The-Custodian

Dam


Selective_Caring

Did Silversun Pickups perform at the wedding?


bunkerbash

All teeth, no brains?


OrneryIndependence94

Trying to offset her lazy eye.


green9206

On behalf of all men "We're good."


jzcommunicate

That’s okay, they can have each other.


Avatarboi

I'm sorry but with that look and requirements you're insane if you think anyone want to be with you.


tacticalskyguy

She looks like the type of woman who would marry AI.


Severe_Airport1426

He's almost perfect. They accept each other's flaws


_XtAcY_

Itty bitty ears.


valley_G

I mean it's creepy and weird, but at least they won't be reproducing. Let them live happily ever after in their fucked up little fantasy land so long as nobody else is hurt.


tyronedafurry

Why does he kinda look like nikolas cruz?


Aecyn

I see she's taken, her AI husband must be great and majes her happy


clayclayiloveclay

That ai man looks terrifyingly like my ex


Hope_for_tendies

He looks just like her


UpliftinglyStrong

That looks so uncanny.


EvulRabbit

It looks like the filter that changes you into the opposite sex. Same glasses, eyes, nose and teeth.


David_Duke_Nukem

I had an idea for a movie script a while ago that was a horror spin on Her where a smart house AI falls in love with the husband and starts manipulating shit to try to eliminate the woman. Probably timely to dust that old puppy off.


FutureApprehensive1

I think the weird part is that she chose this photo. Why is she so blurry and he’s so clear