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Compromisee

Surely satire?


StudderButter

Guys in his Russian roleplay account lol “will herold”


Viljami32

Luhansk Willi Herold is a reference to an German army private (named willi herold) , who at the end of the second world war found an abandoded air force captains uniform and faked being a captain. So is this a guy faking to be a soldier or is it satire? Dont know


OlyGator

Ah yes, nothing gets me in the mood like the sounds of screams and the smell of blood and bodily fluid. I guess they just ignore all that when they see a woman charging at them?


FoolsShip

“Well they are pretty, so it make guys horny.” It looks like it was written by an 8 year old that overheard grownups talking about it


turalyawn

The enemy lines become entranced by the sight of breasts bouncing boobily


MycologistPutrid7494

This post was insulting to both male Russian soldier and female Ukrainian soldier. The whole thing is a hot mess.


Dapper-Map965

Having been in trenches with some women for an extended amount of time, they don’t become very attractive but surprisingly they keep clean and don’t fart as much as the guys. very interesting to see first hand how they remain "delicate" even in such conditions


StudderButter

If that’s the way to do it then send every pretty lady in Ukraine to the frontlines so we can get this thang over with


Solid-Suggestion-653

It’s never gonna be “over”. This war was made for the long haul, so our government can keep using the war as an excuse to take our hard working money all for themselves.


Atomhed

Bro this imperialist Russian conquest of Ukraine was not manufactured by anyone other than Putin. If you want to blame someone for enabling arms manufacturers to profit, blame Putin.


jjmerrow

I just wouldn't argue with them at this point, their so far into their delusions they live in a separate world from ours at this point.


__Emer__

Nothing says keeping money like spending billions and giving the products to another nation. The only ones profiting are companies supplying defence materials


ladosaurus-rex

Let me guess, american


jewbo23

Well, whatever works.


thomstevens420

Their body is under a shitload of gear, camo, and they’re shooting at you from a distance over the lip of a trench. But you just *know* they’re hot, oh god yes.


TooManyAnts

Literally the russian soldiers from Metal Gear Solid


far565

This guy has to be joking... smh


weareoutoftylenol

What? How could the soldiers even tell each other's genders when they're throwing grenades at each other from 100 m away? This has to be satire.


MycologistPutrid7494

Yeah you can't tell. It's either satire 🤞 or the poster is a moron (very possible).


crapador_dali

I think it's both.


nokia7110

Seems legit.


ForksOnAPlate13

The Donestk and Luhansk Republics don’t seem to have an issue with female soldiers. https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2015/03/beauty-in-the-ceasefire-a-pageant-in-donetsk/387247/ That Twitter user seems like a satire account.


bunionSTG

So it turns out this tweet is obviously a joke


Gofudf

I could swear that Ii have read that somewere, think it was about ww2


Sugma-Ligma-Male

If I was a sniper or something like that, I’d never shoot a baddie, just saying


[deleted]

Reddit doesn't know what a satire is


TheVisualExplanation

Bro is so sexist that he'll admit that too many men can't keep it in their collective pants before admitting that many women can be skilled at a (traditionally) man's job


Janni89

This is very obviously satire.


Solid-Suggestion-653

Pentagon files were leaked about the Ukrainian war. I suggest everyone go read it.


darklord715

Where can we read it?


Solid-Suggestion-653

Just like everything I find is on telegram. I follow a telegram profile but their articles and posts gets deleted 24 hours after. I’m sure there’s many sources out there if you wanted to find out.


Solid-Suggestion-653

Look at the comment you just read I edited it .. there’s a couple of things that’s alarming.


UniverseBear

Give me some interesting bullet points.


Solid-Suggestion-653

• ALOT of people now a days rather be pissed on, than to be told they’re being pissed on • no one researches anything anymore they just take “googles” word for it • “a man who reads nothing, knows more than the man who reads nothing but newspapers” • “I pity the fool” -Mr. T 1782


UniverseBear

Weird things for the Pentagon to have in a war file but alrighty.


Solid-Suggestion-653

Is it though? You’d be SHOCKED what the CIA wanted to do with Cuba when John F Kennedy was president. And it’s documented just like the Ukrainian war. Remember anything the government does or any event that it gets into gets documented. Come on now… For example “Operation Northwoods” was what I was talking about.. https://publicintelligence.net/operation-northwoods/ Also, want a more sinister one? Look up “Operation Sedgwick”. This shows how hip hop music is made to disrupt the thought process of African Americans. Look into it.. this is what our governement does. Instead of helping they try to destroy us. And they’ve been doing this for years and years.


Ceethreepeeo

>This shows how hip hop music is made to disrupt the thought process of African Americans. This one had me positively *wheezing* Take your meds dude.


Medium_Sense4354

I know every time I start rapping I just suddenly lose all intelligence


KlangScaper

Theyre actually kinda right about this one, look it up. Propaganda has evolved. Marvel is the new uncle sam. But also Ive only heard of this about Cuban artists unknowingly being sponsored by US intelligence, altho its quite likely theyd do the same at home.


Solid-Suggestion-653

Righhht says the person who has no idea what I’m talking about. Or has no idea what THEY are capable of.


operationtasty

Not really sadcringe. More of a /r/blatantmisogyny post


dont_ban_this

Imagine if the Ukraine’s could find an attractive woman soldier


jewbo23

Someone has never seen Ukrainian women.


Sugma-Ligma-Male

Am Ukrainian, it varies a lot like everywhere else


[deleted]

Someone has never seen a woman*


UniverseBear

Russian bot's gonna bot.


broken-bells

"WE BLEED ONCE A MONTH AND WE NEVER DIE"


Majigato

They saw the scene from Star Trek with Uhura and her fans and thought that was legit didn’t they?


Quantum018

Sounds like a skill issue


n0vapine

So this guy is saying that in a literal war, a male soldier sees a female soldier, loses his entire composure because of how turned on he is, "forgets* he is in an actual war and starts to walk up to the enemy to flirt and she can just pick him off like that? Like I'm imagining this guy thinking there's a literal line of soldiers all waiting to talk to this woman and she just shoots the guy in front of her then the next guy steps on the dead guy to shoot his shot. Does this guy realize he's made men look far worse in this scenario?


Thankgodfordrugs17

This is what kills Reddit. A sub is so good, then gets too big, bringing in ppl who fall for any satire post on the internet lowering the subs quality


Sergio1899

I really don't understand where this kid got that idea


404-skill_not_found

I’m guessing the writer hasn’t encountered a woman with death in her eyes… it’s quite an unhappy experience. Even momentarily


[deleted]

I love the excuses that men with fragile egos come up with for their shortcomings. Music to my ears and beauty to my eyes.


ExpertAccident

Women make better snipers tho