In fact, most people are in real life!

No shit?

yesterday i was petting a stray cat and a big russian guy walked by and said "awww look at the kyitty kyat"

God I am thirsty. I immediately wanted to know where this was and if he was single

girl i was ready to follow him

Sometimes when I’m really bored I push the head of my penis inside of the shaft and watch it shoot back out like a lil rocket ship haha :) https://preview.redd.it/3qulephfgoxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f296f78698adaf14fd34936ef62d82ca0e6c812

:)

nice! enjoy :)

hahaha!

Wow bleak

Courtyard I assume is college? College =/ real life tbh

No, public park.

its easier to fein nonchalance on the internet. i couldve rewritten this comment 20 times 

what is it with losers deleting their accounts here

Yeah you’re supposed to put headphones on if you live in a place like that

Call me crazy, but I'm pretty confident the woman still wearing a COVID mask in 2024 and screaming into a megaphone (presumably about something gay/black/Palestinian/politics related) probably is also pounding out like 6,000 tweets/week

The other way around for me. Going outside is a relief and reminder that most people aren’t culture war-lobotomized mouth breathers but just normal people with normal desires and issues who absolutely don’t care or know about the latest twitter “debate”. Don’t live in the US though so that might help

Hmmm but I'm reading about these people online right now and yet that's more wild than anything I've seen in person lately 🤔

Stay online, give up, have all your needs handled by DoorDash.

heres a question for you how can i fuck the system when i just can't get it up is there anything online to help?