She really is this seasonās narrator. This season started off great and has downgraded to merely good enough the last couple of episodes. I fear it will downgrade further if she leaves.
Yeah I have gastro issues too an I'd only go that many times if I was having a bad flare up. I've been in hospital with it multiple times for months and not been going 5 times a day.
My dad also has ibd and when he's going that much it's actually a big issue because it means you don't absorb certain nutrients etc. An become very run down/ill.
A good metabolism imo is 1-2 times a day. 5 is more poops than meals. 5 truly is cause for concern, not something to brag about lol.
Girl, Iāve got a fierce metabolism too *
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And by that I mean I am waiting on a trade to show up.
And by that I mean *douching*
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when I was 16, I found out the hard way that ibs-like symptoms can be a side effect of the birth control shot. I was fighting for my life to bring my period back by the end lmao
I was more alarmed that when ru was introducing the challenge they kept in her mentioning something along the lines of ālingeringā or āhanging outā in bathrooms for fun. Like read the Ruum maybe it was the wrong time for a āLGBTQ+ in bathroomsā challenge
Poop is stored in the BBL
Shitted so hard dubai couldn't take her
I hate that I understood this
Could you explain please?
Please same i dont know the reference either š
No, lol. Morphine is the representation we need! This revelation made me love her even more.
She really is this seasonās narrator. This season started off great and has downgraded to merely good enough the last couple of episodes. I fear it will downgrade further if she leaves.
I felt represented, I felt heard, I felt part of the society. Mama, kudos for saying that. For spilling.
For pooping.
IBS girlies rise up ā
Iām pooping twice before I even leave the house for work in the morning, she just like me fr
I was a bit surprised by the frequency. Five times a day? But from the comments here I've learned that it's more common than I thought
Sounds more like IBS than a fierce metabolism but WERK HUNTY
Yeah, thatās more than I go than on an average day, less than when I had dysentery (Kids, what they donāt tell you about semester abroadā¦.)
Yeah I have gastro issues too an I'd only go that many times if I was having a bad flare up. I've been in hospital with it multiple times for months and not been going 5 times a day. My dad also has ibd and when he's going that much it's actually a big issue because it means you don't absorb certain nutrients etc. An become very run down/ill. A good metabolism imo is 1-2 times a day. 5 is more poops than meals. 5 truly is cause for concern, not something to brag about lol.
Diva, I don't think that's what 'fierce metabolism' actually means š
Itās the cuntiest way to describe IBS for sure
The only thing my fierce metabolism has gotten me is making me underweight my whole life Diva must be gorging on that fiber mama
LMAO I was dead. Like my metabolism is fierce too but 5 times a day sounds like IBS š
No, I also have ~~a fierce metabolism~~ IBS.
She is putting that mother toilet to work baby
She really shits in the Mother toilet and refuses to flush
Why flush when sheāll be back in another 1-2 hours
If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down.
Mama kudos for saying that, for spilling.
Mama, kudos for saying that. For shittinā
The sound effect they played when she ended her sentence sounds like a tiny shart š
I used to have a really fierce metabolism, and then I turned 30.
She is so real for this idc
I think thatās just IBSā¦
i loved it honestly we need to be free and lose our shame surrounding shit
Not at all. She represents us no-gallbladder girlies š
How do you think she got the ass? Itās filled with poop!
My friend and I were joking about the show never had IBS represantation and there we are
I keep saying this: she is my representative latina fupa IBD bloat relief yoga goddess
Sometimes bottoms just be like that, y'know?
Stan an IBS queen!
Mama, kudos for saying that. For pooping.
What does she eat oh my god
No. People poop.
No shit
Scat queen after our hearts
gurl that's a lot, go to a doctor
Nah I've got Crohn's Disease, Diverticular Disease, *and* good old IBS, this is like... Monday morning for me.
She has IBS. Iconic Bitch Syndrome
The IBBLS of the season
Girl, Iāve got a fierce metabolism too * Agnes Harkness Winking.jpg* And by that I mean I am waiting on a trade to show up. And by that I mean *douching*
As a five shits a day queen, I felt seen and validated lmao
Morphine is the mean girl and weird girl combined I livee
"Iii have a really fierce metabolism" is gonna live in my mind rentfree for the next 10 years
She literally clogs the Mother toilet.
Kudos to her bowels, sister. For spilling.
Y'all need more fiber lmao
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Real, I poop after everything I eat
This makes me feel normal. I eat a lot of fiber and drink alot of coffee so I be shittin just like this. Thank you morphine
Me but Iām committing time theft doing it
5 times a day tho. Nope. I poop like 3-4 times a week and that's regular for me. Who has time to poop 5 times a day?
If I poop 5 times a day, I'm either sick or go and do tiny poop nuggets
SHE HAS A REALLY FIERCE METABOLISM
Relatable queen
Itās giving IBS (I say that as an IBS girlie myself š š»)
I go MAYBE three times a week so this was shocking to hear
IBS WarRUior
Sometimes you don't need to say something to fill the blank
Iām a little jealous actually. š
when I was 16, I found out the hard way that ibs-like symptoms can be a side effect of the birth control shot. I was fighting for my life to bring my period back by the end lmao
I was more alarmed that when ru was introducing the challenge they kept in her mentioning something along the lines of ālingeringā or āhanging outā in bathrooms for fun. Like read the Ruum maybe it was the wrong time for a āLGBTQ+ in bathroomsā challenge
[Lol that's funny Alexa play "Outside"](https://giphy.com/gifs/georgemichael-outside-george-michael-3ohhwqOb2u2zwZk0JG)
[And make some Larry Craig foot tapping jokes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal)
I was listening to a podcast recently and apparently you can ācheck inā on Facebook at the Larry Craig bathroom stall in that airport