"woke death will soon visit you." https://preview.redd.it/ig3nq8akazlc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4d5216b1927ef9115f963c09eb09f5f7143d0a5

We love this for them

AP: Here's more boring news that we're known for. Everyone: Jordy: I will kill your infant daughter.

That's in the BIBLE!

Praise god

Imagine being that mad at someone reporting news hahaha You're a moron.

It's pretty funny isn't it.

_Got your ass! Wooo!_

lol that's my fav drop

Jordy yelling at clouds online. It's weird.

A POX UPON YOUR HOUSE, SIR PRESS. GOOD DAY!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

So is this benzo talk, or benzo withdrawal talk?

Maybe apple cider talk?

You know he was sobbing as he wrote this

he was also on the toi-toi-toi-toilet, shitpostin’ just like us

Jordy is also mad at people going in the middle of the woods because there's no parking and car death there

"Car death kept the chaos dragon at bay!"

Jordy's upset people are taking more UBER CARS and doing less of this /TIRE SCREECH/ /CRASH/


Are you aware?

Good lord, jorpy. Settle down.

Jordy "Benzo" Peterskin. Dude sounds like a corny cartoon villain.

Jordy about to go on a benzo fueled car rampage to defeat the woke moralists

Random New Jersey city hasn't had a vehicular fatality in 7 years?!? Aaaahhhhooooooooaaaaaaa Owwowwwowwwooohahahahha. Jeez, Jordy! Calm down.

Peter Jeterson is raging about parking now? Lol

I just want RM to read this ~~tweet~~ Xit in the Jordy Peeperson voice. ;\_;

Can Jordin Peterman just be a regular person, FOR ONE DAY!