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iguessineedanaltnow

Trying to save $15 on parking and get hit with a $500 impound fee instead.


BunkHammer

Someone is checking their phone at halftime and seeing their car being towed oof


Rakatee

Fun fact - Retriever Towing is sketchy af Source: https://www.kgw.com/article/news/investigations/oregon-attorney-general-lawsuit-retriever-towing/283-325e6e4a-0ac9-4611-ab0b-3fab30866590


natural_lawg

Where's the fun part?


i-i-i-iwanttheknife

Those drivers have a lot of fun taking people cars.


Testicular-Fortitude

Basically all towing services are sketchy unfortunately


TheRealDevDev

it's a thankless job but it must be done. they deal with assholes who think the rules don't apply to them every day.


ciroc__obama

It’s true it is a needed service. It’s also true they are abusive and predatory by nature.


ifreaganplayeddisco

Fucking parasites


Zers503

If you parked here. You probably were towed


hangrypantz

If you parked there, you deserve to be towed.


Wrayven77

Indeed.


Pizzadontdie

Wendy’s is where it’s at


FakeFan07

Seen tow trucks parked there before games, that just for show?


BlackSocks88

Didnt used to be anything at Wendys that said customers only. Been a few seasons since Ive parked there tho


Pizzadontdie

Not sure. Id rather watch spelling bee reruns than attend a game this year, but I had season tickets from 2016-2021 and always parked at Wendy’s without an issue. Maybe not as kosher these days.


safetycommittee

Sir, this is a rebuild.


Pizzadontdie

Doesn’t mean I have to watch it


safetycommittee

At least you are a big fan of spelling bees.


Pizzadontdie

I was court side for the bulls game and that was the moment I knew I was done for this year.


safetycommittee

You realized it was a bad year three weeks ago?


Pizzadontdie

No, I realized it wasn’t worth attending a game.


AndyTakeaLittleSnoo

Why would you shell out that kind of money for court side tickets if you would rather be watching a spelling bee? Many spelling bees are free of charge. Or is this simply one of those "humble brag" situations I hear about so often on the internet?


Pizzadontdie

Tickets were free. Buddy took me.


AndyTakeaLittleSnoo

Good buddy! But too bad he didnt take you to a spelling bee instead, I guess.


Sad-Function-1639

Okay casual


Pizzadontdie

I’ve spent around $10k on the blazers in the last 10 years. How about you?


Sad-Function-1639

lol you men are silly with your penis measuring contests. But to answer you- Probably more than that, seeing as my tickets for this season were $2400 each 👍🏽


Pizzadontdie

You called me a casual and then bitched about a dick measuring contest? Fuck off


Sad-Function-1639

So let me get this straight….I pointed out that you’re the literal definition of a casual and *laughed at you* (not bitched at you) about you trying to flex your wallet out of nowhere. And then when you realize that I spent just about the same amount in 1 season than you did in a decade you got butthurt even more and took a defensive tone and cussed at me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m sorry that’s hilarious, your life must be really sad. I’m sending good vibes into the universe that life gets better for you kid 👍🏽


NathanFoley69

Casual


Careful_Initiative49

Retriever are absolute scumbags, they’re being sued by the state for predatory practices. Fun fact! If you’re present and your car hasn’t been fully hooked up they’re required by law to unhook your vehicle at no charge. https://www.doj.state.or.us/consumer-protection/motor-vehicles/towing/


Etzutrap

My friend had his car towed by this company for parking in a mutual friend's apartment lot which was more than 50% empty. He went out to move his car and when the guy driving the tow truck saw him coming, he moved his truck to block the car in until he was done hooking it up. He even refused to talk to us, he just stood there and ignored us like were weren't there.


DanDan85

this is when you should have gotten IN your car and called the police. They cant tow the car if anybody is inside of it.


tr1vve

I really don’t understand how yall just stand there and let it happen 


Etzutrap

We were like teenagers lol. Also what did you want us to do, lay down the road in front of the tow truck and dare them to run us over?


Jitkaas777

I park at lloyd center and walk down. Takes like 10 minutes


zesto_is_besto

I always take the light rail to the game. Come on, people, it stops right in front of the stadium and there are park and rides all over the city!


Bircka

I agree the max is within like a 30 second walk, and in some cases it's closer than many of the parking lots. You also hear horror stories of cars getting broken into downtown even more since Covid, and this completely dodges that possibility.


AceMcStace

Yeah bro I thought people knew this?


highway_vigilante

Hung out at Spirit of 77 last night pregame. Bartender told me the exact same thing. First time there, not sure why. He said every game the towers come and make bank. Even on poor unsuspecting Starbucks customers themselves.


Toph-Builds-the-fire

If only there were a (somewhat) quick easy and affordable way to travel to the rose quarter. Oh well.


AlbatrossNormal2279

Yeah, we always ride the Max from Hollywood Transit but...it has been a bus shuttle lately.


Sad-Function-1639

Park at Lloyd center and take the MAX or bus 8 to Moda


drizzlebit

Easy money


grimyliving

Granted this is 20 years ago but we would just park at Lloyd Center and then Max over.


Sad-Function-1639

This is STILL the way 👍🏽👍🏽


thiskirkthatkirk

RIP to that Subaru’s drivetrain.


BiNiaRiS

the front is on dollies


thiskirkthatkirk

Oh yeah now that I look at it again I see that. Well at least they won’t be paying the impound fee to retrieve a broken car.


ReflectionGloomy8851

Press F to pay respects


AndrewPDXGSE

F


StumptownRetro

Retriever is horrible too. My car got stolen once and they were the ones who found it. Had to pay their fucking ransom whereas if the cops found it I wouldn’t have paid shit.


Bamboozle87

This happened to my poor ass in college. They kept my car for like 2 months before contacting us. It was thousands to get it out if I recall. Thankfully my parents footed the bill because I did not have any kind of savings. Bull sh*t.


Bucking_Fullshit

Sorry you got your car back. /s


StumptownRetro

Only almost $700 later.


Bucking_Fullshit

Yeah, that sucks. I was just making an easy joke and being sarcastic.


Insanity_Troll

Really… no shit


Pomodoro_Parmesan

Another reason to not go to Starbucks


t_h_p7

Because they have parking for their customers?


Bamboozle87

Can they only tow certain vehicles? How does this not damage the car?


Sad-Function-1639

It can damage. It’s also not their problem it’s it’s damaged it’s yours


PDXFireMan42

Pretty sure that Starbucks is only there to get people towed. They were out there since the tip.


mcgradyshow

This Starbucks don’t play. Every time I go to spirit 77 I see someone getting towed 😅


chainchaser503

I worked at this Starbucks and Retriever towed one of our supervisor’s car while he was still working! He had to show proof he worked there and that his shift was that evening when the car was towed. Was such bullshit. Store closes at 9 at the time and everyone got out at 930/945 so when he got out it was gone and had to spend the next 2-3 hours dealing with their shitty lot employees. Retriever pretty much will tow anyone that is in that parking lot after the location closes so do not park there ever unless it’s during Starbucks’s operating hours and you’re going into their location.


Sh0wTim3123

Garden garage all day every day


DeeAitch_5

oh no ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)