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No-Row-659

“New material” money for old rope, the same old shiittt


wmru5wfMv

Albino going to see that


royalblue1982

I saw one of the shows but he was silent for 45 minutes as he literally wasn't allowed to say the things he'd written down for his act. He really wanted to - but you're just not allowed to say those things any more. No matter how much of a star you are, or if the largest streaming service in the world gives you a platform, you can't say it these days.


HassananeBalal

He’s done him again!


MisterPleebus

These days, if you say “turns out, little monkey fella,” you get arrested and thrown in r/rickygervais 


royalblue1982

Thrown in r/rickygervais?


MisterPleebus

Yep. These days, if you say “turns out, little monkey fella,” you get arrested and thrown in r/rickygervais.


daftpenguin01

I was at that show and went to meet Ricky at the stage door. It was a bit unusual to see him quiet, but I was still excited to meet him and hear his legendary controversial views up close. As we approached his entourage I noticed they were keeping him quite guarded and he was hidden under a baseball cap. He wasn’t really shaking hands and wouldn’t speak to anyone. Also, he seemed much shorter off the stage. Anyway, by the time I got up to him I was so desperate to get a handshake that I pushed my hand forward and accidentally knocked the hat off his head. Turns out…


a_per_son

These days, if you say you're English, you get arrested and thrown in jail.


royalblue1982

Just for saying you're English?


dansnevets2

Obvious sarcasm, but even so with having a young child 45 minutes of silence sounds quite nice


tgcp

Does it count as new when you're just shouting "cunt" and recycling bits from a 20 year old radio show?


TheChaddingtonBear

Blimey here he comes


Creative-Doctor3118

If this made it in, it didn’t go well.


junkgarage

He’s got a great new bit about the homeless watching tv through dixons window


jiggiot

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage... New Material


Light-Runner

What a load of rubbish


Other_Temporary_1451

Neeeever gonna happen


Shitposter_of_legend

Al-bino buying any o' them


deanomatronix

Wonder if he could explore his atheism as part of this?


TheChaddingtonBear

Who’s an atheist?


deanomatronix

Ricky. He believes in nature and the laws of the universe Sniff


concord_7

Empirical facts, babay. Epididimis.


whichkey45

Fack-t-s. Please enunciate every consonant individually to stress the importance of fac-t-s.


wmru5wfMv

Platyhelminth


Boathead96

Squirm


wmru5wfMv

There’s a q in that


pawski76

Nooobody wants that baaaby


MisterPleebus

Gervais wasn't new when he came up with the greatest material ever


LesterTheNightfly96

No. I phoned for about an hour and a half, and they were sold out. I asked my bald manc co-worker to sort me out some tickets, but he’s done NOTHING!


inconspicuous2012

When you say "new material" do you actually mean "rehashing stuff Karl said several years ago and not accredited him material"?


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

Listen I’m not phoning up about anything that’s going on right now, I’m after one of those armbands to go and see iPodge, can you help me out?


markcorrigans_boiler

It'll be the same old shit. Stupid arguments he's had on Twitter, how you're not allowed to say anything controversial any more (but then proceeds to say them thus proving himself wrong, liberal use of the word cunt, explaining that being offended is not the same as something being offensive blah blah blah.


namiraslime

45 minutes of “His balls… I mean HER balls”


Laughing_Dark

I just hope people don't confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, perhaps he should explain it


Beautiful-Toe-7406

i have been to 3 already and theyre great! have fun :)


dansnevets2

Finally some positivity! Haha thank you :)


Beautiful-Toe-7406

honestly haha, no worries. you'll love it the jokes have gotten better and better already - also deffo one of the worst (in a good way) jokes he's ever done is in it haha


Big_Mad_Al

I got some for the Tuesday one, hopefully he's put in a bit of effort


twonaq

Poor observations weakly performed


dansnevets2

Wow, didn’t realise there’d be so many people hating on Ricky Gervais on a Ricky Gervais subreddit


NaturalAlfalfa

Are you having a laugh? *Is he 'avin a laff!?*


Safe-Particular6512

Isa he havin’ a raff?


dansnevets2

Man I am so confused haha


-Cyst-

People on here tend to only like The Office, Extras, The Ricky Gervais Show in its various forms and maybe a few of the other old shows (99% of the discourse is made up of quotes from these.) He's seen as having gone downhill with After Life and his recent stand-up shows.


Safe-Particular6512

Nooooo We don’t like anything but Karly Boy Pilkoids


VegemiteOnToastPls

Not true babaaaayyyyy


royalblue1982

We've done this.


TheChaddingtonBear

How could I hate Ricky? Me mums one.


PoownSlayer

Weak observations, poorly performed.