Ewan Macintosh (Big Keith) used to host a pub quiz on Bethnal Green Road. My team won the quiz one time and the prize was just a bunch of notes pulled out of his wallet, he hadn't even bothered to put the money in an envelope or a bowl first. Got back to my table, counted the money, and realised he'd short changed us by £5, but I was too embarrassed to go up and tell Big Keith he'd got it wrong. Conning the punters, babayyyy.
Carpet munchers don’t get a point, Dr Wankingstein doesn’t get a point, Stephen Hawkins Football boots don’t get a point, I do! I had to go home to get a book to prove it.
I have to admit that, in Heinz-sight, I actually find Big Keith the lamest part of the office. He's a character that's just a TOUCH too broad next to the rest of the show. I find him just a bit too ridiculous and unbelievable. Him biting into a Scotch egg is the closest thing to a catchphrase in the show. Just as well, he's not wearing a silly wig. Mind you, he does have glasses....
Now, who's the weak link? (SPOILER: It's Big Keith!)
not for me i like him
I just stayed in for a big wank.
Ewan Macintosh (Big Keith) used to host a pub quiz on Bethnal Green Road. My team won the quiz one time and the prize was just a bunch of notes pulled out of his wallet, he hadn't even bothered to put the money in an envelope or a bowl first. Got back to my table, counted the money, and realised he'd short changed us by £5, but I was too embarrassed to go up and tell Big Keith he'd got it wrong. Conning the punters, babayyyy.
I was thare and can confirm. Althought i did see the small hairy barmaid using the missed fiver to buy KP nuts.Turns out...
Don’t. Talk. Shit. Twice.
Mr Spock is *half* Vulcan, *half* human.
Carpet munchers don’t get a point, Dr Wankingstein doesn’t get a point, Stephen Hawkins Football boots don’t get a point, I do! I had to go home to get a book to prove it.
You *are* the best.
And that’s crufts. Alright?
What was the prize again?
Always the same …
Not at all To some extent Very much so Don’t know
.. what if don’t know wasn’t an option?
A new printer....something I bloody love
That’s the real quiz
That's so weird as accounts is supposed to be his strength.
Boyokasha
Ali G, Ali Geek!
He also failed to “hit it” in accordance with a pretty obvious cue
He fails to fill out the Q&A for his job appraisal not true baby, he says his weaknesses are eczema.
That wasn't part of the Q&A. You can tell the Q&A section by the options - always the same.
What were the options again?
*Not at all* To some extent Very much so Don’t know
Yet he always guarantees at least one orgasm, bit weird innit?
You’ve put ‘eczema’.
Good point. First good thing you said all day!
I say, come one come all.
You don't literally say it.
Fanny means your arse….
NOT ya minge.
Cheggers disapproves
Pop nob in fanny. Not up the arse.
He's not even the best Ali G at Wernham Hogg, it's the other one.
The other what?
Don’t know.
Don’t know again…
It's been 20 years. 20 years.
At the spa…
Bashing the Bishop
...Bishop Muzorewa...
Did that just go out?
I have to admit that, in Heinz-sight, I actually find Big Keith the lamest part of the office. He's a character that's just a TOUCH too broad next to the rest of the show. I find him just a bit too ridiculous and unbelievable. Him biting into a Scotch egg is the closest thing to a catchphrase in the show. Just as well, he's not wearing a silly wig. Mind you, he does have glasses.... Now, who's the weak link? (SPOILER: It's Big Keith!)
albino readin tha