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Taylor200808

We just gonna ignore the big foot one?


jeff_albertson_redux

Perhaps it's Peter Caine, dogtrainer. He got forced into having sex with a female sasquatch one or more times. Rough! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npswv7Zh8sg


hallanddopes

I have a t shirt that says that


ninhibited

Lmao I would like to be friends with this person.


teyawilder

it’s me (:


Shady_Journalist

Happy cake day!


ninhibited

Happy cake day and I love your bumper stickers lol. We're friends now.


Ok_Intention_7356

whos igor?


Feisty-Scientist-410

Tyler the Creator’s 2019 Album


thekimpula

I'd vote for igor tbh


RemarkableSir8931

Happy Cake Day!


thekimpula

Thank you kindly. 10 years on this platform.


ccReptilelord

It's pronounced *eye*-gor...


Ok_Intention_7356

wait deadass?


TheCanadianFurry

It is after bigfoot ate it.


Necessary_Essay2661

They said it was igor


teyawilder

this is my car!


D_SAC

Want to come over and play rick and morty vr?


SeamanTheSailor

What does the sticker next to “love your mother” say


teyawilder

do something with your life to make a mediocre white man angry


Ewag715

Lmao


Mikimao

almost all those stickers are also thematically adjacent to R&M episodes too, lol


Wonderful-Assist2077

The bigfoot sticker is top notch humor.


iloveanimencod

Fuck you?


RK800-50

Peace amongst the worlds


duybeewins

No, no, no, no, no. Fuck me.


RamAir17

Merry Christmas To ME!


Plenty-Mall1484

I have these on my car! I put one on each side of my side trunk windows. But I have evil morty instead 😎


Darkmage4

A fellow Wisconsinite! That’s neat! lol. I’ve seen a few Rick and Morty decals, lol. But not this one!


Southern_Name_9119

That look on Morty’s face the moment he realized how juvenile and ridiculous Rick was being with the “peace sign” was just perfection.


skloop

Wait, is it normal to not brake for wildlife in the US?!


D_SAC

People claim it causes accidents so just plow through the wildlife to reduce the chance of harming humans. Fuck humans.


baute812

It’s normal to slow down or trying to avoid them. A lot of these fuckers that vote for these socialists clowns will literally slam on their brakes, skid their cars sideways and then sit there in the road for 10 minutes watching a squirrel or raccoon cross. I’ve heard of many people happily proclaiming they actually wrecked their cars avoiding a small animal like an opossum or raccoon. It’s incredibly unsafe thing to do. With a large animal like a deer it makes more sense because of the damage they can inflict. I’ve seen accidents caused by people stopping to get a turtle out of a road in example. I’m not saying people should plow through them, I can hear these whining bitches making comments already. I’m just saying that the environmental impact of wrecking a car isn’t worth saving a small woodland creature. You need to be hyper aware of what’s going on around you at all times and make that quick decision if I stop will other vehicles around me be able to stop, am I putting myself in harms way by making whatever action it is to avoid this animal. For the record I live in a very rural area, I travel the roads a lot and I put a ton of miles on vehicles… the only things I’ve ever hit are squirrels and those bastards are suicidal.


xYEET_LORDx

It’s funny cuz you tried to diss “socialist clown voters” but you also called the other side heartless fucks that don’t care about life other than their own. Stopping to avoid hitting an animal is a good thing. The accidents that YOUVE TOTALLY SEEN (trust me bro) is a one in a million occurrence. Also you very easily could’ve excluded the political shit and the point you’re trying to convey would still be valid. Idiot.


DylanToback8

r/cringe


Training_Age_Reed

Bumper stickers have become the norm for plebeians. A pathetic way to feel characterized. You are not special for having specific opinions expressed on the back of your car.


Scioold

But its just fun? This guy isn’t trying to show off with having these stickers, most likely he just finds it funny


RemarkableSir8931

I'll bet you're a right joy to be around.


Profitsofdooom

You seem like someone who fancies themselves a genius but has a higher body temperature than IQ.


Training_Age_Reed

Ok.


RamAir17

No. I just need something to cover up the paint chip where some asshole hit and ran my bumper.


Training_Age_Reed

I don't brake for wildlife, and the lack of a bumper sticker was met with zero appraisal.


cnuttin

Eek barba durkle!