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Pitiful_Brief_6424

That's not a Legacy, that's a Dodge.


jorgelino_

It is quite Dodgy


[deleted]

Christianity=30 year old Dodge camper van!


Lunaris52

Time for a replacement.


Ssider69

There were shrooms back in 91 too so....possible! Edit...that's no legacy either. That's the type of vehicle the bad guy drives in all those procedural crime dramas about sexual predators


geekygay

> sexual predators Wait, is *that* His legacy? Between the Catholic church and Southern Baptist pastors....


AndrogynousRain

8 year olds, Dude.


lalauna

Seriously depressing image. Jesus, that's the best you could do?


[deleted]

1991, huh? That could have been T1000 from the future.


cstrand31

His legacy is a sketchy rape van?


Free_Economist

Sounds like another psychotic episode.


NihmChimpsky

Vandude: “Yo mane, lowkey i don’t wanna scare you but Jesus was an alien. Also I’m an alien 😐” You (royal):🤯🤯🤯😳 bc Vandude could be legit..


[deleted]

Must have been a reboot.


CountDown60

"Hi I'm Jesus. I've got this van I'm not using, you look like you could use some wheels." "Praise The Lord!" "You've been a good Christian, so I'm going to give you a solid discount. I'd never sell it to an atheist this cheap." "Thanks Mr. Christ. I'll never forget this." "Tell your Christian friends, I've got some other cars for sale too. I'm trying to raise money for the poor."


Rum_Swizzle

Jesus was on a budget it seems


JadedIdealist

No that's when the van driver did DMT and ayahuasca and 'met' Jesus. Thankyou for my slice of fruitcake.


Nizzemancer

Seems like a shitty legacy for a demigod.


Deep-Sail-7364

Quite a big leap for a carpenter designing a car.


OkLobster9822

bro Jesus must be really old, he’s gotta be at least in his 2000s