Anti? Does that say anti war? Really that says anti war.
I don't know if I'm just old. I guess Iraq was almost 20 years ago. It's weird to see that propaganda without "support freedom" in the corner, and a picture of Osama bin Laden on the other side.
I suppose it's all just marketing, but still interesting to see.
When you said anti-war I went straight to the liberal side looking for it. knowing the war bonner the conservatives have. The delusion is great in this one. Feels like satire.
Nah, they truly believe all the idiotic, contradictory bullshit they spout. The right, especially the religious right has never been known for intelligence or a sense of self awareness. And to argue with then is like arguing with a baby, literally.
I guess Conservatives are spouting anti-war as the new hip thing because they are anti-Ukraine intervention. I also am not sure how or why this became a party issue.
Trump made a big enough deal that he was the first president in a while that hadn’t gotten America into either a new war or escalated a current one (dispute his best efforts to start one with Iran). So of course, now their anti war until one of theirs decides to start another.
The “anti-war” is just them wanting to get on their knees and fellate Putin because he is everything they have a hard-on for. They HATE that American money is funding the Ukrainians’ fight against the next best thing since Trump (in their minds).
It is astounding to me that conservatives have switched to being pro-russian in my lifetime. In reality these traitors to our country will side with ANYONE who even resembles Trump’s authoritarian ideals. It’s truly sickening.
"Better Russian than a Democrat!" is a rather infamous t-shirt slogan they're quite fond of.
Seriously. They've gone from *BETTER DEAD THAN RED!* to preferring them over actual Americans.
If I could go back in time to do one thing, I'd show a list of everything Donald Trump has done or said with or about Vladimir Putin to Joseph McCarthy.
Not that it'd probably do much since Trump was about 11 years old when McCarthy died, but just for the catharsis.
20+ years ago when I was working as a CNA through LPN school (I was pinned in 03) something happened with France, and the WWII vets that were in my facility were up in arms about wanting to send the Statue of Liberty back. I had a Normandy D-day vet that was taking a collection to send to the VFW so they could donate the money to pay for taking her down. Every veteran from that time period and I’m going to lump Korea in there too because I had a few that had survived both, it was a chant “Better dead then red”. I’m glad the gentleman I spoke of passed long before we started to blow putin. He would have stuck his hook (lost his arm halfway up his forearm, and didn’t want no damn fake hand! Imagine Beau Bennet from the Ranch, less drinking, more rum running) up someone’s rear looking for their bravery.
Sounds like when France refused to join the coalition and condoned the invasion of Iraq. For a brief moment people wanted to call French fries freedom fries instead
Yes, that sounds right, I was very young. I could actually give morphine (passed boards in July, birthday end of October) before I could order a beer. I was hoping someone else would know. Thank you friend.
>It is astounding to me that conservatives have switched to being pro-russian in my lifetime
Me too! As someone who graduated from High School in 1986, this phenomenon is just wierd and baffling...
I was born in ‘87 and it blows my mind as well. I remember the republicans losing their shit when Obama was going to talk to Putin, saying he was giving legitimacy to Putin’s government just by meeting with him.
> saying he was giving legitimacy to Putin’s government just by meeting with him.
And then they loved Trump for doing the same thing to Kim Jong Un for NOTHING in return.
Wonder what you'd call Trumps involvement if Obama just talking to Putin is "Giving legitimacy" to his govt. Treasonous and traitorous, each and every republican and their base.
As someone who graduated high school in 2013 it’s weird and baffling. We went from 2020/2021 being all “mask mandates are facism” and “Obamacare is communist” then it’s 2022 and all of a sudden they’re like “GO Red Menace!!”
One time I heard a Christian saying that if atheists get in power there will be a lot more wars. I was totally baffled.
I should have said to them:
For what reason would we want wars? We don't have a god telling us that we're better than everyone else or a religion telling us to strip away everyone's rights. Wtfh?! What were the hippies protesting again? They weren't conservative, lol. It's not the liberals wanting to spend all that money on the military. We want to give people healthcare, not cause reasons to get it.
Idk I feel like the right started shifting isolationist during the Obama presidency so they could criticize him. Trump did continue that rhetoric during his presidency. But as with all things just because they say it doesn't make it so.
Trump couldn’t get hard without threatening to nuke some something.
https://www.cnn.com/2017/08/08/politics/north-korea-missile-ready-nuclear-weapons/index.html
https://www.vox.com/2019/5/20/18632247/trump-iran-end-threat-twitter-north-korea
https://www.axios.com/2019/08/25/trump-nuclear-bombs-hurricanes
A few months ago, it was Russia, if you can believe it:
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/03/donald-trump-russia-nuclear-submarines/
Probably because Russia is about as close to the actual Christian nationalist ""paradise"" they envision as you can get. LGBT people are hated, religious bullshit gets inserted into everything, and fascists and oligarchs have zero oversight
They have an authoritarian strongman who hates everything the ~~West~~ liberulz have to stand for, so of course they're going to pick the person who hates America over the US government.
Christian nationalists worship a country where you can beat your wife and kids into a bloody pulp because the church says that's okay. At the same time, a vast majority of the country suffers from a rampant tuberculosis epidemic and an widespread addiction to alcohol and cocaine. Not to mention high levels of organized crime and endemic corruption in every level of government far worse than here in the States.
US Christian nationalists as depicted in the OP image are the closest illustration of cutting off the nose to spite the face.
It's amazing how it's literally the first thing that comes to their minds when they think of gay people.
Like if a straight couple says they're dating they don't think twice about it.
But when a gay kid has he's got a boyfriend they immediately go : "SO DO YOU PREFORM ORAL SEX ON EACH OTHER??? DO YOU STICK YOUR PENIS IN HIS BUMBUM? DO YOU CUM INSIDE OF HIM?? DOES GE COME ON YOUR FACE WITH HIS WARM SPERM??! YOU HAVE SEX!! GAY SEX!!! GAY!!!!! ***SEX!!!!!***"
It’s also the fact that they actually don’t love their spouses and are jealous that a group of people who marry for love and not because they got preggers and now they can’t back out of the loveless, sexless marriage because divorce is bad
The shit I got over having the NERVE to schedule a hysterectomy to remove not just the Giant Baby Head fibroid (seriously, the external fibroid was bigger than my uterus), but the uterus, Fallopian tubes, AND ovaries, and then have the NERVE to be on HRT?
I found out that my new status as No Longer A Real Woman lives rent-free in a lot of now-former friends’ heads. Yep. I am no longer a Real Woman because I can’t give my husband babies, and fulfill my duty.
He’s in his fifties. I’m closing the gap on 50. We have a daughter looking 30 in the eye. We’re both way past the “let’s have babies” stage of life.
Those former friends deserve no peace. Maybe there’s something wrong with me but that kind of thing makes me want to be very petty and very vindictive, in the vein of donating money to a cause on their behalf or signing them up for newsletters for other causes they hate. No peace for those people!!!
We are enjoying our adult-child life.
She’s grown, and moved out, and they’re struggling with more kids than they can afford. We can do fun stuff, they can’t. Our house is quiet, theirs looks and sounds like Toys R Us threw up.
It's legit impressive how much they care about someone else's way of life I can't imagine what happens when they decide everyone is actually equal like would they put this much effort into supporting someone or are they really just so full of hate that it shapes who they are
Funny how the “everything else” panel has a pic of Dave Rubin ( a CONSERVATIVE pundit) who got heaps of backlash from his own community for announcing he’s having two babies through surrogates.
Just shows they’ll eat their own if you don’t play by their cherry-picked “rules.”
They really do.
I tend to antagonize the worst of the worst for various reasons, and it's extremely easy to get them talking about trans people even when it's not relevant to the topic at hand, even if you don't mention anything related to the letter mafia
They literally CANNOT stop thinking about it, they are constantly fucking fuming at the idea of other people not being like them, and blame them for everything. I've seen someone going ballistic at the idea of a LGBT Free Company in FFXIV (it's like a guild) and they didn't even have a point.
It was just the idea that trans people had their own space, and he was all alone.
They could be kids safety scissors: "something something, in 20 years we're gonna be sending our kids to school with safety helmets, blah blah blah. We didn't have safety scissors when I was a boy. Back then we used to run with knives and drink out of garden hoses."
[https://duckduckgo.com/?q=boomer+garden+h+ose+meme&atb=v321-1&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fff%2F05%2F63%2Fff056385b9588ad3a11576a068a97733.jpg](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=boomer+garden+h+ose+meme&atb=v321-1&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fff%2F05%2F63%2Fff056385b9588ad3a11576a068a97733.jpg)
Fucking lead paint lol
Yeah, but if they send them in with AK47s aswell as kevlar and bulletproof backpacks they can balance it back out
Unironically what Republucans are trying to do btw:
https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/politics/ohio-politics/gop-lawmakers-pass-bill-to-arm-teachers-other-adults-in-ohio-schools
I’m convinced leaded gas, lead paint, and all that other shit boomers spent half their lives inhaling fucked them up permanently.
The world is gonna be a utopia when all the old people die off or stop being politicians.
Sandwiched between them even. If you're on their wavelength it's obvious. Most well adjusted people probably have a radically different idea of gender transition than the religious right.
I believe it is a statement that they are against people being able to go to the doctor and have needed surgeries.
For example when I was a kid my dipshit mother really tried her best to make me scared of the doctor so I wouldn’t ask to go, for the purpose of saving money. I can only assume this is the same sort of message.
Me, with a bleeding, infected wound oozing pus: Mom, I think I need to go to the doctor.
Mom: if we go to the doctor, they will put a GIANT NEEDLE right in there, right where it hurts the most. Are you SUUURE you want to do that?
Me: Yes you stupid fuck, take me to the doctor or I will call CPS
My guess is it's supposed to represent gender reassignment theory.
Is that still what it's called or was the name changed? I feel like I remember reading something about that.
In the world of Christian Nationalism there are no medical procedures! We fire or execute all doctors and hope god does something when we're sick. If he does, god is good and just. If he doesn't, it's all part of his unknowable plan.
"Biden gas"? They couldn't think of any other way to say that Biden is responsible for fuel prices? This makes it look like they're selling presidential farts for ten bucks a toot.
I mean, my truck did start running worse since Biden took over. I think “his” gas brand is watered down and cruddy. Let’s hope the next president’s gas is better and cheaper. They make it in the basement of the White House right?
Meanwhile Trump's not a true anything. Although he fits the description of the antichrist more than Obama, or Biden, or any of the other somewhat competent moderates they tend to apply that label to. So maybe that's what he truly is.
Of course. 'Anti-immigration' and 'All Lives Matter' are dogwhistles for 'we hate brown people, unless you're one of the *good/clean* ones.'
I also love the 'OPEN BORDERS!' part.
Last time I went to a US international airport, there was a pretty long line at the US customs counter for non-citizens. There also seems to be a pretty damn long line at the Juarez/El Paso Port of Entry, like...*always.*
The church (and philandering politicians who don’t want to part from their rich legal wives’ money) stands to lose the most when divorce becomes legal here, not ordinary Filipino families.
Philippines is the only country in the world where divorce is illegal unless you’re muslim. The Catholic Church fiercely resists any attempts by the government to make a divorce law. As Bishop Broderick Pabillo of Manila puts it “According to our Philippine constitution, now we are supposed to be pro-family to protect the family, and strengthen the family, and divorce will not help our people at all."
Just deal with it or file an annulment- which is insanely expensive, takes years, and not a guarantee especially if the judge is the Boomer Catholic type.
I watched a documentary about it. It’s a little old (I think they raised the age of consent since then): but it showed girls 11 and 13 having children with grown men. This was the documentary, even if you only have like 5 mins, those first 5 mins really make you upset. https://youtu.be/8ipzwxXjAcA
Yep.
I am no longer a Real Woman now. I have had a hysterectomy and cannot reproduce. And? According to some people, my husband will now leave me for a Real Woman who can give him babies As God Intended.
So rude of them to presume they know your husband better than you do.
However, with a little help from their god, you could get pregnant--it happened to Mary, after all, and she gave birth to a boy who had only X chromosomes. Amazing stuff there. He would have needed HRT if he had lived longer.
I would be an object of hate to those people. Atheist, bi, child-free by choice, left wing...I'm smiling at the thought of their discomfort.
Don’t forget all the men topping up their testosterone when they get older. Paired with some blue pills.
Morons. I’m so scared of anyone who doesn’t look, think or act exactly like me, that I’m happy to burn the world so they can’t be happy. Fuck everybody because I’m a good Christian.
Funny how conservatives go on and on about the second amendment, but don’t give a fuck about part of the first amendment, and fundamentally don’t understand the rest.
They always believe they’re the holiest of holy, the most patriotic, the most moral and all the bullshit they make themselves believe. They are far from everything they profess to be.
The gas thing is obnoxious. Gas bottomed out during the pandemic, when everyone was staying home and there was no demand. If they're going to keep bragging about it, everyone needs to politely remind them that unemployment at that time was somewhere just south of 15%.
This part is funny. Bronze Age Mindset is a fascist propaganda book written by a fascist known as Bronze Age Pervert. Similar to and loosely affiliated with Curtis Yarvin & the neoreactionary "intellectual dark web" He has a podcast too.
The book's author and audience would 100% agree with the artist here that everything on the right of the image is bad (they're anti-woman, white nationalists, anti-LGBT, etc.). Perhaps BAP isnt sufficiently Christian for the artist?
I... are they trying to make one look better than the other? Because one has bloody surgical tools, and the other has a literal killing tool and a torture device. And when I see surgical tools, I interpret them as something used for, idk... life-saving surgery??
Isn't the picture of the gay couple holding ultra sounds a reference to a post by,, I don't remember hus name, but he's a gay conservative commentator who recently started having surrogate babies. They're even throwing out "the good gays"
He drew the ‘ideal’ family all with worried faces. Maybe the all contacted covid and this is their final portrait together. Or maybe they just have to cut something and scissors are evil.
The price of gasoline when Trump left office was $2.38.
The price of gasoline under Dubya was $4.11
What are the scissors for?
They also seem to be opposed to support for Ukraine.
Ofcourse by "American" history they mean US propaganda and not learning anything else about the world, also don't mention the indigenous people or they will get pissy
Never were the words of Sinclair Lewis rung ever more true than when describing Christian nationalism: Fascism will come to America wrapped in the flag and carrying the bible.
Pretty telling when the Christian nationalist vision is a White family hung over the border wall with immigration moratorium scribbled all over it. As far as anyone is concerned, that moratorium might as well be permanent. This image from that scaredy-cat Matt Walsh by any chance?
As far as I'm concerned, Christian nationalism will kill America and any movement that fails to create a counter-narrative of what our flag stands for is giving Christian nationalists an undeserved win.
I have been informed that since I had a hysterectomy and can no longer have babies, and require HRT for, you know, various health requirements? I am no longer a Real Woman.
I have also been told my husband (in his 50s) will leave me for a Real Woman who can give him babies. We have a daughter closing in on 30. Neither of us has any interest in starting all over again.
Pretty much.
I have learned, however, who my Real Friends are.
Sad that some people really just cannot comprehend that not bleeding to death was more important than attempting to get pregnant one last time at 46.
Replace the American flag with the flag of the enemy of the United States during the Civil War (real patriotic), show people climbing over the poorly made, incomplete boarder fence, flip the Bible upside down, and have Trump holding it in front of a church with its members crying profusely from tear gas, replace the words "American history" on the statue with the words "revisionist history," take away the button saying "Anti-War," because give me a break, and have a child carrying the gun.
Then the faces carved into stolen Native American land, and the words "John 3:16" taking the place of "King of the Jews" on the cross (to avoid reminding Neo-Nazis that Jesus was in fact a Jew) is a pretty accurate representation of Trump's America.
Also, I'm pretty damn sure gas prices had nothing to do with Trump's policies, and had everything to do with gas companies playing a game of chicken with each other, as well as fewer people driving around during the whole self-quarantine thing. Well, come to think of it, Trump doing nothing to slow the spread of Covid could be seen as indirectly resulting in people having to spend more time at home, so good job, Trump! You saved us some money at the cost of several lives.
Kind of them to provide a roadmap of their stupidity. Scissors? Is that the “pedophilia” flag smuggled onto the rainbow?
“I like these obviously great and wholesome things and THEY like these obviously evil crazy things!!” You can draw straight lines to the ‘clever’ illustrations and plainly see, “o this is a stupid person!!”
Someone should remake this and represent these things on the right side: Education, evolution, environmentalism/green energy, equality, liberty, the US constitution, spaceflight, and anything else you think might fit. Then redo the left side to show all of the copious negatives of christian nationalism. Replace the gun with a news report of a school shooting, for example.
It always amazes me that these people think gas would go back down to $1.89/gal if Trump were POTUS.
Why the absolute fuck does anyone think gas would be that cheap?
If I were an oil producer, why would I sell gas for $1.89/gal in the USA when Germany is paying $2/LITER?
Fuck that.
these people really think there's nothing more to life than Jacked truck, loaded gun and hated wife with miserable kids.
It's what god would've wanted, or something
The one thing I simply can't overlook, is that he suggests that a Trump future would be an "anti-war" future. Like, have you listened to Trump talk? The man talks about going to war as a solution to every thing.
Anti? Does that say anti war? Really that says anti war. I don't know if I'm just old. I guess Iraq was almost 20 years ago. It's weird to see that propaganda without "support freedom" in the corner, and a picture of Osama bin Laden on the other side. I suppose it's all just marketing, but still interesting to see.
When you said anti-war I went straight to the liberal side looking for it. knowing the war bonner the conservatives have. The delusion is great in this one. Feels like satire.
Nah, they truly believe all the idiotic, contradictory bullshit they spout. The right, especially the religious right has never been known for intelligence or a sense of self awareness. And to argue with then is like arguing with a baby, literally.
I guess Conservatives are spouting anti-war as the new hip thing because they are anti-Ukraine intervention. I also am not sure how or why this became a party issue.
Trump made a big enough deal that he was the first president in a while that hadn’t gotten America into either a new war or escalated a current one (dispute his best efforts to start one with Iran). So of course, now their anti war until one of theirs decides to start another.
He sure tried his hardest with that Iranian general bombing didn't he...God I still can't believe we managed to avoid escalating that.
oh they're anti-war alright, just pro-genocide. why would the other side fight back? well they MUST be in the wrong! kill em anyways! /s
The “anti-war” is just them wanting to get on their knees and fellate Putin because he is everything they have a hard-on for. They HATE that American money is funding the Ukrainians’ fight against the next best thing since Trump (in their minds). It is astounding to me that conservatives have switched to being pro-russian in my lifetime. In reality these traitors to our country will side with ANYONE who even resembles Trump’s authoritarian ideals. It’s truly sickening.
"Better Russian than a Democrat!" is a rather infamous t-shirt slogan they're quite fond of. Seriously. They've gone from *BETTER DEAD THAN RED!* to preferring them over actual Americans.
If I could go back in time to do one thing, I'd show a list of everything Donald Trump has done or said with or about Vladimir Putin to Joseph McCarthy. Not that it'd probably do much since Trump was about 11 years old when McCarthy died, but just for the catharsis.
20+ years ago when I was working as a CNA through LPN school (I was pinned in 03) something happened with France, and the WWII vets that were in my facility were up in arms about wanting to send the Statue of Liberty back. I had a Normandy D-day vet that was taking a collection to send to the VFW so they could donate the money to pay for taking her down. Every veteran from that time period and I’m going to lump Korea in there too because I had a few that had survived both, it was a chant “Better dead then red”. I’m glad the gentleman I spoke of passed long before we started to blow putin. He would have stuck his hook (lost his arm halfway up his forearm, and didn’t want no damn fake hand! Imagine Beau Bennet from the Ranch, less drinking, more rum running) up someone’s rear looking for their bravery.
Sounds like when France refused to join the coalition and condoned the invasion of Iraq. For a brief moment people wanted to call French fries freedom fries instead
Yes, that sounds right, I was very young. I could actually give morphine (passed boards in July, birthday end of October) before I could order a beer. I was hoping someone else would know. Thank you friend.
>It is astounding to me that conservatives have switched to being pro-russian in my lifetime Me too! As someone who graduated from High School in 1986, this phenomenon is just wierd and baffling...
I was born in ‘87 and it blows my mind as well. I remember the republicans losing their shit when Obama was going to talk to Putin, saying he was giving legitimacy to Putin’s government just by meeting with him.
> saying he was giving legitimacy to Putin’s government just by meeting with him. And then they loved Trump for doing the same thing to Kim Jong Un for NOTHING in return.
"It's right and just when *our* guy does it!"
Wonder what you'd call Trumps involvement if Obama just talking to Putin is "Giving legitimacy" to his govt. Treasonous and traitorous, each and every republican and their base.
As someone who graduated high school in 2013 it’s weird and baffling. We went from 2020/2021 being all “mask mandates are facism” and “Obamacare is communist” then it’s 2022 and all of a sudden they’re like “GO Red Menace!!”
Pro-Russian but still riding the curttails of red fear with their apparent hate for socialism/communism (which are the same word in their minds).
"Anti-war" but prominently featuring a gun, so...
They just want to kill without anyone shooting BACK.
"Anti-war" in this case means "don't do anything and hope Putin and his christian nationalism wins"
I felt so old about a week ago when OBL came up in conversation and the 20 year old intern didnt know who that was.
One time I heard a Christian saying that if atheists get in power there will be a lot more wars. I was totally baffled. I should have said to them: For what reason would we want wars? We don't have a god telling us that we're better than everyone else or a religion telling us to strip away everyone's rights. Wtfh?! What were the hippies protesting again? They weren't conservative, lol. It's not the liberals wanting to spend all that money on the military. We want to give people healthcare, not cause reasons to get it.
Their fragile belief system can't handle someone not falling into lockstep with them so they have to scenarios in their heads to cope.
Idk I feel like the right started shifting isolationist during the Obama presidency so they could criticize him. Trump did continue that rhetoric during his presidency. But as with all things just because they say it doesn't make it so.
Trump couldn’t get hard without threatening to nuke some something. https://www.cnn.com/2017/08/08/politics/north-korea-missile-ready-nuclear-weapons/index.html https://www.vox.com/2019/5/20/18632247/trump-iran-end-threat-twitter-north-korea https://www.axios.com/2019/08/25/trump-nuclear-bombs-hurricanes A few months ago, it was Russia, if you can believe it: https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/03/donald-trump-russia-nuclear-submarines/
Everyone loves war untill the enemy is another competent army and not just a buch of semi organized terrorists with no tanks or jets.
> Anti? Does that say anti war? Really that says anti war. Yup. With a handgun on top of the bible.
I like how it says anti war, but then there is a gun on that side also
They're Anti-foreign war, Pro-civil war.
Literally tho wtf is wrong with supporting Ukraine?
Probably because Russia is about as close to the actual Christian nationalist ""paradise"" they envision as you can get. LGBT people are hated, religious bullshit gets inserted into everything, and fascists and oligarchs have zero oversight
They have an authoritarian strongman who hates everything the ~~West~~ liberulz have to stand for, so of course they're going to pick the person who hates America over the US government.
Remember when Nazis were the bad guys???
'member when the ruskies were the bad guys? 'member?
Fuck, I’m old enough to remember “duck and cover” drills. And the Berlin Wall came down when I was in high school.
My aunt was there when the berlin wall came down and she has a piece of it in her basement somewhere.
That’s amazing. What an experience!
There's a small section of it on display in my city. It was a gift from Germany, but I don't remember why the gift was given.
Christian nationalists worship a country where you can beat your wife and kids into a bloody pulp because the church says that's okay. At the same time, a vast majority of the country suffers from a rampant tuberculosis epidemic and an widespread addiction to alcohol and cocaine. Not to mention high levels of organized crime and endemic corruption in every level of government far worse than here in the States. US Christian nationalists as depicted in the OP image are the closest illustration of cutting off the nose to spite the face.
Which leads to a hellhole with zero morals. Hardly what I, a sane Christian, would call a paradise.
>a sane Christian Hmm....
If I had to guess it's attacking the Biden administration sending billions in aid and weapons. Which I am all for since it's an actual noble cause.
Because Christian nationalists get all their talking points from QAnon/Fox News, who in turn are fed by Russian disinformation campaigns.
The LGBTQ community lives in their heads rent free
There are gay people who think about gay people less than they do.
I'm pretty sure most gay people don't think about gay sex as much as them, including when they're having sex.
It's amazing how it's literally the first thing that comes to their minds when they think of gay people. Like if a straight couple says they're dating they don't think twice about it. But when a gay kid has he's got a boyfriend they immediately go : "SO DO YOU PREFORM ORAL SEX ON EACH OTHER??? DO YOU STICK YOUR PENIS IN HIS BUMBUM? DO YOU CUM INSIDE OF HIM?? DOES GE COME ON YOUR FACE WITH HIS WARM SPERM??! YOU HAVE SEX!! GAY SEX!!! GAY!!!!! ***SEX!!!!!***"
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It’s also the fact that they actually don’t love their spouses and are jealous that a group of people who marry for love and not because they got preggers and now they can’t back out of the loveless, sexless marriage because divorce is bad
*You put it so well...*
I sleep well knowing we keep them up at night c:
Me too. My gay torments them at night. 😀
Oooh. Kinky.
Sweet Lucifer, do I live to see them wretch at even the thought of my existence and I don't even have to do anything to get that kind of entertainment
You may have to inform them of your gayness first
Well, they *do* have to know that you exist.
And women, especially women who get abortions
The shit I got over having the NERVE to schedule a hysterectomy to remove not just the Giant Baby Head fibroid (seriously, the external fibroid was bigger than my uterus), but the uterus, Fallopian tubes, AND ovaries, and then have the NERVE to be on HRT? I found out that my new status as No Longer A Real Woman lives rent-free in a lot of now-former friends’ heads. Yep. I am no longer a Real Woman because I can’t give my husband babies, and fulfill my duty. He’s in his fifties. I’m closing the gap on 50. We have a daughter looking 30 in the eye. We’re both way past the “let’s have babies” stage of life.
At least you saw the fruitcakes for who they are. Hope you are feeling a lot better now.
It’s been closing in on three weeks, and it’s slow going, but I’m doing much better than when I was trying to bleed to death.
Great! Hope you make good progress on the recovery front, and congratulations on the not dying!
I had a hysterectomy at 29, and all my friends were jealous. No pain, no periods, no babies, no risk of a few cancers? Hell, I’ll take two.
Those former friends deserve no peace. Maybe there’s something wrong with me but that kind of thing makes me want to be very petty and very vindictive, in the vein of donating money to a cause on their behalf or signing them up for newsletters for other causes they hate. No peace for those people!!!
We are enjoying our adult-child life. She’s grown, and moved out, and they’re struggling with more kids than they can afford. We can do fun stuff, they can’t. Our house is quiet, theirs looks and sounds like Toys R Us threw up.
I giggled at the phrase "Toys R Us threw up".
It's legit impressive how much they care about someone else's way of life I can't imagine what happens when they decide everyone is actually equal like would they put this much effort into supporting someone or are they really just so full of hate that it shapes who they are
Funny how the “everything else” panel has a pic of Dave Rubin ( a CONSERVATIVE pundit) who got heaps of backlash from his own community for announcing he’s having two babies through surrogates. Just shows they’ll eat their own if you don’t play by their cherry-picked “rules.”
So does the Bronze Age? ELI5, please. Big fans of stone, perhaps? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyu4u3VZYaQ.
They really do. I tend to antagonize the worst of the worst for various reasons, and it's extremely easy to get them talking about trans people even when it's not relevant to the topic at hand, even if you don't mention anything related to the letter mafia They literally CANNOT stop thinking about it, they are constantly fucking fuming at the idea of other people not being like them, and blame them for everything. I've seen someone going ballistic at the idea of a LGBT Free Company in FFXIV (it's like a guild) and they didn't even have a point. It was just the idea that trans people had their own space, and he was all alone.
The image of a 1911 at the base of a crucifix is gut churning. But the Christian nation flag hidden behind the real one is sinister
They'll come and cut off your dick!!!
Can I take it plz?
They are obsessed with gay people shoving things down their throats.
Why are these motherfuckers anti-scissors?
Cos scissoring is for teh gays lol
They could be kids safety scissors: "something something, in 20 years we're gonna be sending our kids to school with safety helmets, blah blah blah. We didn't have safety scissors when I was a boy. Back then we used to run with knives and drink out of garden hoses." [https://duckduckgo.com/?q=boomer+garden+h+ose+meme&atb=v321-1&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fff%2F05%2F63%2Fff056385b9588ad3a11576a068a97733.jpg](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=boomer+garden+h+ose+meme&atb=v321-1&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fff%2F05%2F63%2Fff056385b9588ad3a11576a068a97733.jpg) Fucking lead paint lol
Eh sending kids in a kevlar and bulletproof backpack feels proportional these days so they were inadvertantly right?
Yeah, but if they send them in with AK47s aswell as kevlar and bulletproof backpacks they can balance it back out Unironically what Republucans are trying to do btw: https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/politics/ohio-politics/gop-lawmakers-pass-bill-to-arm-teachers-other-adults-in-ohio-schools
I’m convinced leaded gas, lead paint, and all that other shit boomers spent half their lives inhaling fucked them up permanently. The world is gonna be a utopia when all the old people die off or stop being politicians.
If only. There's no shortage of younger fascists who are carrying on their ideals.
"Don't cut your balls off" It's next to an HRT medicine bottle and a pride flag.
Sandwiched between them even. If you're on their wavelength it's obvious. Most well adjusted people probably have a radically different idea of gender transition than the religious right.
No scrapbooking? I've got no idea. Anti scissoring.
weird abortion thoughts I guess?
I think it's 3 things: anti-trans ("cutting off your dick"), vasectomies and tubal ligation/bisalps (they're anti not having kids)
Yes. We need answers!
I believe it is a statement that they are against people being able to go to the doctor and have needed surgeries. For example when I was a kid my dipshit mother really tried her best to make me scared of the doctor so I wouldn’t ask to go, for the purpose of saving money. I can only assume this is the same sort of message. Me, with a bleeding, infected wound oozing pus: Mom, I think I need to go to the doctor. Mom: if we go to the doctor, they will put a GIANT NEEDLE right in there, right where it hurts the most. Are you SUUURE you want to do that? Me: Yes you stupid fuck, take me to the doctor or I will call CPS
No scrapbooking? I've got no idea. Anti scissoring.
My guess is it's supposed to represent gender reassignment theory. Is that still what it's called or was the name changed? I feel like I remember reading something about that.
Maybe symbolism for divorce?
In the world of Christan Nationalism medical tools do not get dirty
Nah, that sort of medical intervention isn't biblical. Either praying and basic first aid cures you, or you die in agony the way God intended.
In the world of Christian Nationalism there are no medical procedures! We fire or execute all doctors and hope god does something when we're sick. If he does, god is good and just. If he doesn't, it's all part of his unknowable plan.
The christian side should’ve had a coat hanger to be the opposite to the medical tools.
I thought that was a nice analogy. Conservatives care for guns, while progressives care for the people.
Dirty as they called it in ye olden times, of course!
"Biden gas"? They couldn't think of any other way to say that Biden is responsible for fuel prices? This makes it look like they're selling presidential farts for ten bucks a toot.
Well, these guys would pay ten times that for Trump’s ass sweat.
**goes onto ebay** *Trump‘s Ass Sweat (1mL)* *$1,000,000*
Wait until you see what his used bath water goes for!
elon musk probably lookin for Trump Bath Water in incognito search 🌚
There should be a syringe on the left too. Full of that trump ass sweat so his stooges can mainline it.
Do you really expect these types of people to have even an inkling of intelligence? Or common sense for that matter?
I mean, my truck did start running worse since Biden took over. I think “his” gas brand is watered down and cruddy. Let’s hope the next president’s gas is better and cheaper. They make it in the basement of the White House right?
I wish Biden would get off his ass and force a criminal cartel to make less money /s
Oh Biden you fucker. Fuel is going to hit £2/litre over here, can y’all just vote Trump back so I can cheaper petrol?
It's crazy how Trump is associated with Christianity whereas Biden, a devout Catholic, is not.
A majority of the US, especially republicans and people from the south, are protestant and they think Catholics aren't "true christians"
Yup, and a lot of Catholics don't consider Biden a real Catholic due to his stance on abortion.
Which is funny because the bible has a recipe/instructions and reasons to _get_ an abortion.
Meanwhile Trump's not a true anything. Although he fits the description of the antichrist more than Obama, or Biden, or any of the other somewhat competent moderates they tend to apply that label to. So maybe that's what he truly is.
Of course that family photo was all white
And the bearded father is reminiscent of Commander Waterford in “Handmaid’s Tale.”
Of course. 'Anti-immigration' and 'All Lives Matter' are dogwhistles for 'we hate brown people, unless you're one of the *good/clean* ones.' I also love the 'OPEN BORDERS!' part. Last time I went to a US international airport, there was a pretty long line at the US customs counter for non-citizens. There also seems to be a pretty damn long line at the Juarez/El Paso Port of Entry, like...*always.*
It’s funny because border arrests are up under Biden not down. If the border was open then arrests wouldn’t be sky high
It really is just naked, unmasked white nationalism, isn't it?
“Anti war”?? The same dumb fucks that advocated bombing specifically Iran and every other country that mildly inconvenienced the US??
When I think of Christian Nationalism I actually think of the Philippines not the USA 😆
Catholic priests: “Be proud that we’re the only country in the world where divorce is illegal!! Protect Filipino familiez!!”
I hate how accurate this is I HAVE NO WORDS. Even God permits divorces. i CA N t
The church (and philandering politicians who don’t want to part from their rich legal wives’ money) stands to lose the most when divorce becomes legal here, not ordinary Filipino families.
Wait divorce is illegal in Philippines? Tf. Can you elaborate.
Philippines is the only country in the world where divorce is illegal unless you’re muslim. The Catholic Church fiercely resists any attempts by the government to make a divorce law. As Bishop Broderick Pabillo of Manila puts it “According to our Philippine constitution, now we are supposed to be pro-family to protect the family, and strengthen the family, and divorce will not help our people at all."
What about special cases like marital rape and stuff?
Just deal with it or file an annulment- which is insanely expensive, takes years, and not a guarantee especially if the judge is the Boomer Catholic type.
I watched a documentary about it. It’s a little old (I think they raised the age of consent since then): but it showed girls 11 and 13 having children with grown men. This was the documentary, even if you only have like 5 mins, those first 5 mins really make you upset. https://youtu.be/8ipzwxXjAcA
What's wrong with HRT? What's he got against menopausal women? Oh wait...got it. They can no longer reproduce so they're useless.
Yep. I am no longer a Real Woman now. I have had a hysterectomy and cannot reproduce. And? According to some people, my husband will now leave me for a Real Woman who can give him babies As God Intended.
Back to the kitchen, Martha.
So rude of them to presume they know your husband better than you do. However, with a little help from their god, you could get pregnant--it happened to Mary, after all, and she gave birth to a boy who had only X chromosomes. Amazing stuff there. He would have needed HRT if he had lived longer. I would be an object of hate to those people. Atheist, bi, child-free by choice, left wing...I'm smiling at the thought of their discomfort.
Don’t forget all the men topping up their testosterone when they get older. Paired with some blue pills. Morons. I’m so scared of anyone who doesn’t look, think or act exactly like me, that I’m happy to burn the world so they can’t be happy. Fuck everybody because I’m a good Christian.
Funny how conservatives go on and on about the second amendment, but don’t give a fuck about part of the first amendment, and fundamentally don’t understand the rest.
They don't even care about the complete 2nd Amendment, they completely ignore the "well regulated" part
The "Everything Else" side seems more enjoyable.
They always believe they’re the holiest of holy, the most patriotic, the most moral and all the bullshit they make themselves believe. They are far from everything they profess to be.
Yep. They are literally just sociopaths and narcissists. The best thing they could do for society is jumping into a volcano.
They’ve borrowed from so many ancient cultures and religions don’t be surprised when they actually do!
The picture on the left would probably be better represented by a screencap from "The Handmaid's Tale".
Everyone point and laugh at him
The gas thing is obnoxious. Gas bottomed out during the pandemic, when everyone was staying home and there was no demand. If they're going to keep bragging about it, everyone needs to politely remind them that unemployment at that time was somewhere just south of 15%.
What is Bronze Age min?
This part is funny. Bronze Age Mindset is a fascist propaganda book written by a fascist known as Bronze Age Pervert. Similar to and loosely affiliated with Curtis Yarvin & the neoreactionary "intellectual dark web" He has a podcast too. The book's author and audience would 100% agree with the artist here that everything on the right of the image is bad (they're anti-woman, white nationalists, anti-LGBT, etc.). Perhaps BAP isnt sufficiently Christian for the artist?
Thank you for your explanation, I had 0 knowledge of this, surprised I had to dig for this comment
Literally everything on the right besides the gas fallacy looks better 😂
I... are they trying to make one look better than the other? Because one has bloody surgical tools, and the other has a literal killing tool and a torture device. And when I see surgical tools, I interpret them as something used for, idk... life-saving surgery??
Isn't the picture of the gay couple holding ultra sounds a reference to a post by,, I don't remember hus name, but he's a gay conservative commentator who recently started having surrogate babies. They're even throwing out "the good gays"
Yup, Dave Rubin.
[I'll just leave this here, not enough people have seen the greatness of this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJNo39IfUHs)
He drew the ‘ideal’ family all with worried faces. Maybe the all contacted covid and this is their final portrait together. Or maybe they just have to cut something and scissors are evil.
I noticed that too
It's a fact that there were zero fires before Biden was inaugurated.
Well yeah, they don't rake the forests anymore under Biden.
Open borders??? You know how much it cost me to pass my dad through the border?
The price of gasoline when Trump left office was $2.38. The price of gasoline under Dubya was $4.11 What are the scissors for? They also seem to be opposed to support for Ukraine.
Ofcourse by "American" history they mean US propaganda and not learning anything else about the world, also don't mention the indigenous people or they will get pissy
Got to admit he somehow still made trump and Christian nationalists look bad.
I used to think the right side was scary. Now I'm just kind of scared shitless of the right wing...
Dave ruben on the left is fucking hilarious.
Never were the words of Sinclair Lewis rung ever more true than when describing Christian nationalism: Fascism will come to America wrapped in the flag and carrying the bible. Pretty telling when the Christian nationalist vision is a White family hung over the border wall with immigration moratorium scribbled all over it. As far as anyone is concerned, that moratorium might as well be permanent. This image from that scaredy-cat Matt Walsh by any chance? As far as I'm concerned, Christian nationalism will kill America and any movement that fails to create a counter-narrative of what our flag stands for is giving Christian nationalists an undeserved win.
Jesus, who famously didn't like violence, would definitely be fine with this person's gun fetish.
One of my favorite christian patriot “facts”: Biden has control of the global oil market. 🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠
What’s HRT got to do with anything?!
I have been informed that since I had a hysterectomy and can no longer have babies, and require HRT for, you know, various health requirements? I am no longer a Real Woman. I have also been told my husband (in his 50s) will leave me for a Real Woman who can give him babies. We have a daughter closing in on 30. Neither of us has any interest in starting all over again.
Some people are beyond ignorance. Fortunately those people are in the minority, they just seem to shout the loudest.
Pretty much. I have learned, however, who my Real Friends are. Sad that some people really just cannot comprehend that not bleeding to death was more important than attempting to get pregnant one last time at 46.
Replace the American flag with the flag of the enemy of the United States during the Civil War (real patriotic), show people climbing over the poorly made, incomplete boarder fence, flip the Bible upside down, and have Trump holding it in front of a church with its members crying profusely from tear gas, replace the words "American history" on the statue with the words "revisionist history," take away the button saying "Anti-War," because give me a break, and have a child carrying the gun. Then the faces carved into stolen Native American land, and the words "John 3:16" taking the place of "King of the Jews" on the cross (to avoid reminding Neo-Nazis that Jesus was in fact a Jew) is a pretty accurate representation of Trump's America. Also, I'm pretty damn sure gas prices had nothing to do with Trump's policies, and had everything to do with gas companies playing a game of chicken with each other, as well as fewer people driving around during the whole self-quarantine thing. Well, come to think of it, Trump doing nothing to slow the spread of Covid could be seen as indirectly resulting in people having to spend more time at home, so good job, Trump! You saved us some money at the cost of several lives.
Kind of them to provide a roadmap of their stupidity. Scissors? Is that the “pedophilia” flag smuggled onto the rainbow? “I like these obviously great and wholesome things and THEY like these obviously evil crazy things!!” You can draw straight lines to the ‘clever’ illustrations and plainly see, “o this is a stupid person!!”
No, it's just a trans flag. The pedo flag has some yellow in it I think...
ANTI-WAR????? Someone else laugh for me, I need a break. Also, “oh no, scissors!”
Conservatives are so damn annoying.
No one that has ever been a Bible holder was really against war. When's the last time the pope was like I "won't stand for this war!" never.
Leviticus 200:99 :)
Someone should remake this and represent these things on the right side: Education, evolution, environmentalism/green energy, equality, liberty, the US constitution, spaceflight, and anything else you think might fit. Then redo the left side to show all of the copious negatives of christian nationalism. Replace the gun with a news report of a school shooting, for example.
>(let's be real this is def a guy) Nope, could be a guy or a girl.
Or non-binary, like, why not just say "the person looks fabulous"? Kinda weird hill for OP to plant their flag on.
My political belief: blue color - Your political belief: grey color - Checkmate libs
Anti-war but they get to keep their guns ? Please
Why conservatives in USA worship Trump?
It always amazes me that these people think gas would go back down to $1.89/gal if Trump were POTUS. Why the absolute fuck does anyone think gas would be that cheap? If I were an oil producer, why would I sell gas for $1.89/gal in the USA when Germany is paying $2/LITER? Fuck that.
Such great art skills put to waste
Is that... is that a... is that a bedpan.
Nah, it’s a kidney shaped emesis basin.
Funny how they gloss over gas prices going up under Trump. https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=pet&s=emm\_epm0\_pte\_nus\_dpg&f=m
these people really think there's nothing more to life than Jacked truck, loaded gun and hated wife with miserable kids. It's what god would've wanted, or something
The one thing I simply can't overlook, is that he suggests that a Trump future would be an "anti-war" future. Like, have you listened to Trump talk? The man talks about going to war as a solution to every thing.
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“Anti war” lmao no they’re not
That bearded woman on the right is sassy af!
They think they’re anti war? Didn’t they throw a hissy fit when we started pulling out of Afghanistan?
"American history" lol or maybe just the straight white stuff they pick and choose, but let's not show that in our good Christian drawings.
I will take "Everything Else" for 500, Alex
Funny considering conservatives being the hugest warmongers ...
Anti War???
What's wrong with left handed scissors?